#shhhh its our secret

[linesfromzaun]

I figured I would post this cosplay video first!!!!

[readymades2002]

Whoagh

[insomniakisses]

Hi, I am new in your blog and have a request, could you make an Alpha!Rhaenyra and Omega!reader where the reader is Rhaenyra's younger sister and both are in love with each other but Viserys doesn't allow them to marry, so the two go to Dragonstone to marry and consummate their marriage

sorry if there are any words wrong english is not my first language

Forbidden Love

Character: Rhaenyra Targaryen (HOTD)

Warnings/notes: Omegaverse au, mentions of arranged marriages, incest, sister!rhaenyra, alpha!targaryen, omega!reader, fem!reader, your dragon is the cannibal, nicknamed chomp by cowboy anon and me, sexual scenes later on. NSFW MINORS DNI (Viseyris is an omega lets be honest sooo Alpha! Alicent and Omega!Viserys)

“HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NO!” You wince at the sound of your fathers voice carrying through the halls, knowing exactly what it is he is refusing, the marriage between you and your older sister rhaenyra had been a topic of discussion these past months. Ever since the death of laenor velarion, she seemed intent on marrying you.

You couldn’t argue, having loved her for a while now. There was however a great many obstacles to overcome before any type of marriage could be discussed.

The main, and most obvious obstacle was the king and queens adamants that the two of you would not marry. For your father, you knew it was simply that he wished to marry you to a stark to further cement an alliance to from north. Whereas, you weren’t certain on the Alicents reasoning. Perhaps it was that you would be a praised and perfect consort to rhaenyra, strengthen the publics reasonings for supporting her claim. Maybe it was that she saw you as her own and to think of you mated to her once friend, now enemy would be hard. You would never truly know the reason and you didn’t care all that much. You simply yearned for the comfort only rhaenyra seemed to grant you.

Taking a deep breath you entered the chambers of your father, alicent bolting to stand and welcome you in with a hug seeing thankful for the presence of someone not screaming at full volume.

“Father, please.”

You let out with a whine and he sighs cupoing your face before shaking his head. “My dear daughter, you are already promised.” He concludes flopping down in his seat as if the matter was simply over.

“BUT FATHER-“

“Enough! Your father needs to rest and I am quite frankly sick of hearing about this nonsense, seven hells!” Alicent all but roars, the alphas tone coming harsh and you whine in submission on instinct.

She softens at that, “come my dear,” she grabs you face leaning to kiss your head “you too should rest. Busy day tomorrow you will travel north to meet your betrothed.”

You sigh in defeat your eyes watering slightly at the feeling of how trapped you really are and you push her off angrily whipping your tears as you run to your room ignoring rhaenyra’s calls after you as you head to your chambers.

-

The sound of your door opening and closing alerts you from your place in bed. Climbing to your feet you make your way to the door freezing with a gasp when you see a hooded figure standing in the dark. As if sensing you were about to scream they made quick movement to you clasping their hand over your mouth.

“Shhhh baby, its me” you feel your whole body relax hearing her voice.

“RHAENYRA!” You whisper yell glaring as you slap her shoulder, she simply chuckles pulling you to her and placing a few kisses to your head.

“The boys are asleep and our dragons saddled, we should make haste” she whispers moving to wrap a cloak around you oblivious of your confusion.

“Make haste? Make haste where, where are we going!?” She smiles cupping your face ever so softly “To get married of course!”

You stare at her her in complete shock, “But the king-“ she rolls her eyes, “our father, will have to deal with it” she cuts you off leading you out of your room and through the secret passages until you were out of the palace, and in the dragon pit.

The soft chirps of Syrax and Chomp greet you as they make their way out from the dragon pit. Rubbing his snout you climb on chomp as rhaenyra sets off on syrax signalling for you to follow.

When you both land, she dismounts first moving to help you down and pulling u into a soft kiss before passing you a bag full of wedding clothes for you. Turning around and starting to dress into her own.

Now fully dressed you turn to each other walking hand in hand to the alter where the ceremony begins. You both go through the motions, until your cutting each others lips, drinking from the cup and leaning in for a soft kiss.

-

Your heart flutters at the knowledge your finally married, and you know she feels the same when she moves to pull you against her kisses you a few times before grinning against your neck.

“Well you may be my wife, but now I need to make you my mate” she smirks.

You blush as she picks you up, helping you to get seated on syrax before sitting behind you. She makes a point of kissing at your neck the whole ride her hand roaming wherever she felt like it.

The rides quick landing on a cliff somewhere that she had set up a few blankets and when you land she helps you down sending syrax off to give you guys some privacy.

She makes quick work of undressing before capturing your lips with hers. Her hands eagerly pulling the clothes from your body until you lay naked under her.

She cups the side of your neck and places gentle kisses and love bites till she reaches her desired target your scent gland that she places her mouth on and starts sucking and licking at letting out a deep rumble when you let out a whine and grip the back of her neck.

“Patience sweetling” she hums moving to capture your lips with her own in a wet kiss.

“Rhaeny-“ her lips on yours cut you off, moving to rub at your clit while she continues the kiss. The moving of hers on yours becoming faster and more heated both of you moaning into the kiss as she picks up the pace she rubs your clit.

“Seven hells” she grunts against your lips “so fucking wet for me” shes cocky, in the way she speaks, smirk pulling at her lips as she continues her kisses. Trailing her lips lover and lower taking the time to grope and suck at your breasts. Pinching the buds between her fingers and rolling and tugging at them cooing in fake sympathy when you whine and moan in response. Leaning to suck harshly at your skin.

“So so pretty, my baby, my sweet sweet sister all mine to use and breed” she groans, running her tongue against the skin of your thighs sucking and nipping the soft skin leaving purple and red marks in her wake. A trail leading right back up to your neck where she had started.

“P-please” you beg bucking up into her face as you clench around nothing your hole just begging to be stretched and abused by her thick cock.

“Patience baby, gotta make you nice and wet to take me don’t want to hurt this pretty little pussy now.” She seemingly takes pity on you then licking a stripe from your hole up to your clit. Her lips wrapping around it and sucking gently as she held your legs open her cock leaking pre against the mattress as if crying for her to give it some attention.

She gives your cunt a few more licks before focusing again on sucking your clit pushing two fingers into you slowly. “I know sweetling i know, be patient baby I promise to make it feel good” she coos when you whine in discomfort the feeling of something entering you for the first time slightly painful and uncomfortable.

She focuses on soft deep thrusts of her fingers twisting and curling them as she sucks your clit, moaning against you when she sees you reach to play with your tits. Biting your lip as you stare down at her. It spurs her to go faster until she has you cussing and crying out as your juices run down her chin and you shake clenching hard around her fingers as an orgasm rips through you.

“Mm,” she moans licking her fingers and lips clean as she moves up your body. “Think your ready baby”

Moving to rub her tip against your pussy she gathers your juices along her cock, pushing in slowly as she rubs your clit pulling you into a deep kiss.

Her thrusts start slow and deep getting you used to the stretch and weight of her big cock, before she slowly begins picking up the pace. Your pussy sucking her in with ever thrust and pre spurting into you every time you clench around her. She fights her every urge to jus grab your hips and pound, wanting your first time to be gentle and soft.

Shes kissing you softly as you moan into each others mouths, her hips picking up speed and she pulls all the way out before slamming back in you move to rub your clit while she gropes at your chest. Another orgasm rips through you as you yell out her name and a string of cuss words. “FUCK RHAENYRA! SHIT OH GOD! Mmm FUCK!”

You clench hard and she gasps closing her eyes. “Thats it baby fill me up” you groan and she can’t take it anymore, loud yell filling the room as she freezes spurt after spirt of cum filling you deep.

“Mm fuck you have the best fucking pussy baby” she kisses at your neck hips stuttering and dick still twitching from her orgasm.

Moving to pick up your legs she pins them against your chest moaning when she slips deeper.

“Ready for some more baby?” She smirks rubbing at your clit as you moan eagerly clenching around her cock silently begging for her to fill you up more. Give you all her cum and make you round with her pups.

[themultifandomgal]

Ooo I have one for matt casey. Maybe reader is a halstead sister and Jay is really protective over her. He finds out she's got a secret bf and he's not happy at all but as soon as he finds out its matt, he's like "Oh I like matt. Yeah that's cool" and is super chill about it

Matt Casey- Whiplash

Matt and I have been seeing each other in secret now for many months. The only person who knows about our relationship is Gabby since she walked in on us in Matts office.

The reason we haven't told everyone is because of my brothers Will and Jay, mainly Jay. Jay is very protective of me. Any time I have introduced him to a boyfriend, Jay has to do the 'I'm a cop' scare on them and more often than not my boyfriend leaves me not wanting to be part of the overprotective family.

Matt and I are in the kitchen pretending that we aren't dating one another when Jay walks in

"Halstead your brothers here" I turn around after hearing Herrmann's voice

"Hey what are you doing here?" I ask Jay. I then notice he looks angry "what's wrong?" I frown

"What's wrong? This is what's wrong" Jay throws Matts jacket on the counter top "who is he?"

"Jay can we not do this here?" I ask looking around at everyone looking at me and my brother, my eye notice a nervous looking Matt

"Tonight I'm coming over with Will and your going to tell me who's jacket that is" with that Jay storms out of the firehouse

"So our little Halstead has a secret boyfriend" Severide smiles at me wiggling his eyebrows. He looks down at the jacket and his smile changes before gasping

"Matt? Matts your boyfriend?"

"Shhhh" I hush Severide "you know what Jay's like"

"Your going to have to tell YN"

"I know Gabs, I will but please for the sake of mine and Matts relationship all of you keep your mouths shut. Herrmann I'm looking at you"

"At least we don't have to keep quiet here" Matt says smiling

"You wanna tell Boden? Because he's gonna find out" Matt frowns then groans "then I'll be transferred"

"You won't. Your the PIC of ambo. Boden will just tell you to keep your relationship out the door" Severide says trying to make me feel better.

For the rest of my shift I'm so scared about seeing Jay and Will tonight. We told Boden about us and like Severide said Boden just wants us to stay professional and if we can't then on of us will get transferred. I grab a beer just as the front door is opened. In walks Jay and Will holding their own beers in hand

"Hey" I call from the kitchen of my apartment

"Right. Let's get down to it shall we. Who the fucks jacket was that?" Jay asks angrily

"Ok 1 why we're you in my apartment without me? And 2 why should I tell you?" I see Will sigh behind Jay

"I left my wallet here last night. I used the spare key, and there it was on the couch. That jacket"

"Jay, chill"

"Will she's seeing someone, what if he's a bad guy"

"He's not Jay I promise"

"That's what you said about the last one. Look YN I don't want you to get hurt again"

"I know, but I promise the guy I'm seeing is a good guy"

"Jay if she says he's a good guy let's just leave her to it" I give Will a small smile to say thank you

"I just want to know who this guy is"

"Fine. If I tell you you have to promise me you won't go mad"

"Can't promise anything YN" I take in a deep breath and sigh

"Fine. I'm dating Matt Casey"

"Matt?" Jay looks shocked at first then smiles "wait I like Matt, he's a good guy. Why did you keep this a secret?" I look at Jay with raised brows

"Your not serious? Your giving me whiplash" I shake my head

"Tell him to come over, have dinner with us"

"Jay I can't just expect him to drop everything"

"Just ring him"

Before I know it Matt is over with a beer in his hand chatting to Jay. Will and I are stood off to the side

"So before I was worried about Jay breaking Matt and I up, now I'm worried about Jay stealing my boyfriend" I laugh

"At least they're getting on" Will says "you know Jay just wants to keep you safe, doesn't want to see you broken-hearted again"

"I know, but sometimes it can just get a bit to much you know"

"I know" Will pulls me into him and gives me a hug before we head over to join Jay and Matt.

[yourtongzhihazel]

Tbh the fact that 1.4 billion of 7.9 billion people in the world are living under a communist government is crazy to imagine for a westerner such as myself. Obviously China has a long way to go and many internal contradictions to iron out but the American Empire is inarguably waning and it seems pretty much inevitable that China will become the most powerful country in the world, which gives me just a little bit of hope for the future of the global proletariat.

We can really see the political side of the PRC's political-economy shift into higher gear following the trade war and worsening ties with the west. The state has gotten a lot more brazen with nationalization, regulation, and intervention in the past 4-5 years. There's still a long road in front of them; many more 5 year plans ahead!

Not to mention, there's also Vietnam, Cuba, and the DPRK (shhhh about Laos, its our little secret we can't let the imperialists remember they exist)!

[pandoa]

Hello! Your blog looks so wonderful! I hope I’m doing this right, but can I request Silver with daisies and gardenias from your 100 follower event? Thank you very much! ^^

Daisies ~ “it’s our little secret, alright?”

Gardenias ~ “shhhh! they must not know you are here”

~silver x gender neutral reader~

aaaa anon tysm!! i take pride in my blog's appearance lolol oh and not to worry! you did it perfectly <3 i do hope you like this one~

♡secretly bewildered♡

“Pardon my abrasiveness, Prefect, but I must do this,” a familiar voice softly whispered into your ears as you made your way through the dimly lit halls of the Diasomnia dorms.

“Wait, huh—?”

Without a second to spare, light, slender fingers nimbly grasped your confused wrist as you were pulled to a small, secluded corner by an unknown stranger. The stranger’s tone of voice was nonchalant as they briskly settled down at the rather cramped space they had dragged you to. You could sense the slight heaving in their chest, hinting that they had worked a significant amount just to catch up to you. Questioning their rushed state, you slowly lifted your head from its glance on the ground to properly stare up at the stranger who was currently holding you captive between them and the stone walls of Diasomnia—only to see a glimpse of a young man’s figure before you. Gleaming locks of gray hair wisped at each movement of the man as he swung his head from side-to-side, appearing to be searching for any sort of danger that would disrupt the two of you. You focused your vision to properly look at the man in front of you as you recognized the gentle light in the stranger’s eyes.

Oh, it was just Silver.

“Silver!” you said as warmth rushed up to your cheeks once you noticed the close proximity you had been with the shining second-year. Sevens, why was he so close all of a sudden? Your face was inches away from his due to the limited space in the secluded corner of the dorm’s halls, and you had to admit. It absurdly embarrassed you more than you would think. Though, you knew for certain Silver was completely oblivious to your predicament, so you decided it was probably best to not draw unnecessary attention to yourself with your racing heart. Regaining your composure, you spoke to the young man with surprise tainting your voice, “What are you doing?!”

“Shhhh,” Silver silently hushed you by placing a delicate finger to your lips, “They must not know you are here.”

You continued to stare up at the boy as your expressions twisted in confusion, “They? Who’s they?”

“Sebek…” Silver regrettably sighed in what seemed to be defeat. “There is no issue with you being here, per se, however I am afraid that if Sebek catches word of you innocently visiting, he’d simply drive you away in another one of his outbursts.” The young boy then earnestly fixed his auroral gaze to you as he reached out to brush a strand of hair out of your face. It must have fallen out of place the moment he crudely pulled you in an attempt to make your visit discrete. Silver nodded. He would have to make note of properly apologizing to you soon. His actions were quite reckless, after all.

Although as he was preoccupied with plans to seek for your forgiveness, the sleepy second-year failed to notice your dazed state as he left you utterly flustered at the tender manner his silk hands had caressed your cheek in his acts of simplicity. Silver still stood centimeters close to you, and you could hardly pay attention to a thing he said. Every word of his fell deaf to your ears as his breath tickled the tips of your eyelashes because of his nearness. Every movement he made sent a subtle hint of his dream-like scent to your pinkish nose. He had no idea of the effects he had on you.

“Well, then,” Silver interjected your spellbound haze, “It’s our little secret, alright? That you are here, I mean.”

“O-of course. We should go say hi to Sebek while I’m here. Right,” you said, still bewildered and distracted by the boy’s radiance.

Were you even listening, Prefect?

a/n: i love an oblivious prince <3 he's so cute omg omg omg

[goldenbear228]

Hey would you look at that it’s another tighnari x cyno tickle art yay (its late help-) also no I don’t think I’ll ever do line art/color for any of these sorry forgivenesses cookie? 🍪

1. tighnari likes to tease cyno so there’s that (manly cuz I hear tighnari saying it like he’s talking to 5-8 year old lol) and cyno gets BIG mad under arms is cynos worst spot (don’t tell him I seid that shhhh)

2. tighnari likes to sleep in (guest room is colleis so cyno and tighnari sleep/cuddle together) also yes I headcanon cyno calls tighnari ‘love’ to both tease him and show he loves him also tighnaris ears are his worst spot (again don’t tell those are our secrets shhhhh I’ll give u a cookie to stay quiet 🍪)

[aur0ralights]

OOH WHAT IS Hyrule gets attacked for being a good person?? 👀 My baby who hurt him >:(

ALSO I dare you to share Time is not dad, he is magic claw 👀👀👀👀

oh yeah! that's a superhero AU idea i had where like, both villain and hero sides kinda use Hyrule as a secret healer, but they both don't know that they've hired the same healer, its a whole thing dw about it- but one day this group comes along and is like, 'hey, a healer? nah, ours' and just kidnaps him. both hero and villain sides work together to save him :)

(its probably a bit obvious who hurt him- cough cough DINK cough cough) some spoilers on whose on which side! - legend is a villain, he'd be very stubborn with his morality to side with heroes- he enjoys the freedom of being a vigilante, though he is only classified as a villain because he refuses to work with the heroes. (in the other superhero AU, hyrule is legends henchman- but theyre buddies- this one isn't that superhero AU, so shhhh) - wild and twilight are a duo, theyre hero/vigilantes? idk yet, still working it out ngl - sky is a hero that goes by the name of 'lightning storm', he ofc, can harness lightning and electrons in the air (and probably in electronics? havent figured that far out yet)

- wind is a hero known as 'revenant', he can leave his body and is the hero agency's TOP informant. while outside of his body, i assume he can possess others, dunno yet tho, we'll see lol

- warriors... all i have written down for him is that he can spin attack really good. aiight bet.

- time is a vigilante known as 'fierce deity', he doens't often go onto the field, he's more of an urban legend than anything. the only reason he's classified as a vigilante is because he refuses to talk with either side, and nobody can get hold of who is true identity is either.

- four! four is my favorite one, he makes weapons for all sides, he's honestly just here for the chaos. there are multiple times where heroes and villains have run into eachother while being in his shop and four is very quick to tell them to make up or he wont be selling *EITHER* of them anything.

annnd yeh! knowing me its just gonna end up crying and gathering dust, but its one of those things where i think about it often enough to where it has a document dedicated to all the ideas i come up with xD

(also i tagged u in magic claw time, heheh)

[prettyboyeddiemunson]

I have always been very minimally physically affectionate. I will hug if its been a long time since I've seen you, but very VERY brief. My family wasn't a very touchy feely affectionate type family growing up. I like space. If I let you in my space that means I trust you.

I am better now then previously. I've had coworkers come up and lean against me or hug me unexpectedly, and I can accept that. But used to? I would shy away and try to push people away.

The point is though that I WANT to hug. To cuddle. But I cant ASK anyone. I know my friends have this expectation that they can't cuddle with me, but I want them to. They do know the exception is horror movies so sometimes I put those on just to have my friends cower into me and I can comfort them (shhhh that will be our secret)

Anyways....do you think Eddie would pick up on this? I believe he is a physically affectionate type of person.

i think he absolutely would! I think he’s good at reading cues too, even though it might take him some time to do it. i also think he would be the one to initiate it most of the time, and he would go by your reactions as to what he does!

[restnowyourhardshipisover]

Hey! Dream SMP friends! Shhhh… secret plan! Everyone listen up! BoomerNA just uploaded a DSMP video to his YouTube!

Let’s all go over and watch it all the way through and leave nice comments give him tons of love for being so kind and welcoming and supportive. Let’s show how much we love our streamers and their block game and their silly lovely Minecraft server and its perpetual cycle of arson.

[inkstainedhandswithrings]

ooooo for the oc ask game, 13 15 20 30 48 and 60? all for Nevaeh btw (am i being sneaky trying to get backstory maybe maybe shhhh)

Aaaaahhh, Saturn, my love! It's always great to have you in my inbox, you know? You did well on your sneakiness, you get a shit ton of lore (it,,,, its really a lot, I don't blame you if you don't wanna read it all lol).

Anyway, this was SO FUN to do! Thanks so much for the ask!! 🤍🤍

13. Do they have anyone they can lean on?

Nevaeh's family is actually quite supportive. I've begun developing a culture and language for the Terrans and it's helped me get a better grip on their (and especially Vae's) intrinsic values. While there is competition between the siblings to become the next Tribe Leader, there's also a deep love and devotion between them.

Terra's culture and religion is based on their home planet. Now I talked about them colonising other planets before, but I only touched on it. Basically, Terra is in a certain point in the galaxy where the Force is stronger than other places (in my AU the Force is viewed as energy (by the Terrans at least) and moves on certain lines through the galaxy. Terra lies on a sort of intersection. This is based on ley lines) resulting in higher midiclorian count in their inhabitants. Because Terra's population outgrew their planet, they colonised other planets (this takes place thousands of years before our story starts, by which point they have stopped colonising and faced the issue) but made sure they were also on these lines. Still the Force (or as they call it va'eyaey -> va meaning life, eyaey meaning energy) is strongest on their original planet, lead by the Tikaani, Nevaeh's Tribe. The Terrans believe that everything that grows out of, or comes from their home planet is holy, because they essentially worship the Force as an entity (seeing as they view it as energy, and everything is made out of energy). 'Grows out of their home planet' therefore also applies to people. So basically, Nevaeh views her siblings & family as a holy blessing and they view her that same way. That's why their connection is so deep. (I realise I'm playing it fast and lose with canon lore, but the Jedi can still adhere to the laws of the Force that we know. They have the same, yet different faith, I guess? different denominations? idk, I hope you get it saturn, if it's not clear pls ask follow ups lol)

last little tidbit about culture and language! I developed a sort of oath for the Terran warriors which might appear in the story, I'm not sure yet. I'm gonna share it here now, bc I'm pretty proud of this one!

Na'kato erih gatar vwe ih aueiili va'eyaey. Terra'na primet, nak'Terra'na setet.

meaning:

My oath is to serve and to protect the energy given through the Force. Terran first, other second.

15. Can you name 5 personality traits they have?

uuuh good question!

1. determined for sure. stubborn is probably the better word, but Nevaeh might get a lil testy when she's called that lol

2. loyal, see explanation above!

3. cunning. Neaveh is sort of the Heroin of this story, but she sometimes does behave a little,,, well she moves in a gray area sort of. The Terrans don't align themselves with either Dark or Light side, so true warriors (like Nevaeh) can be dangerous and hard to predict

4. generous. Even though the Terrans are secretive and don't like outsiders, their focus within their own people is still very much community based. But if you see the oath above, it says that they will serve Terrans first, others second. Nevaeh has always taken that very literally. Serve others, but don't do it at the cost of your own people. As long as it won't harm a single Terran, there's few this girl won't do for you!

5. empathetic. This is based partly on her connection to the Force, but also because, even though she's only in her early twenties, as a warrior, Nevaeh has seen a lot. Leading up to where we meet her in the book, she's experienced a lot since she last saw Obi-Wan. I won't spoil too much, since the story will go into this, but her struggle has made her more human in a way. She is more sympathetic and empathetic because of her trauma. (this might not come through in the first few chapters of the book, but that's because she's pretty tense right now. Once you get to know her better I think this makes sense lol)

6. secret sixth one bc I love saturn :) hot-headed. which I think is obvious if you've read the Prologue and first chapter of When We Bleed, We Bleed The Same lol

20. What do they look like?

So, I posted about this in the past here, but I made some updates on her design. She looks something like this:

She wears her hair down (it's actually much longer than pictured, but I'm not an artist so I use picrews, lol. I love this one a lot, but they didn't have longer hair. It still captures her essence pretty well though!), but if she is on a prolonged mission or yanno,,, maybe involved in a war, maybe? she puts it in dreads, for convenience and protection. She also has a traditional tattoo of remembrance on her entire left sleeve and (when not on mission) wears a ring lip piercing on her lower lip.

30. What music do they enjoy?

I haven't really come up with how Terran music sounds, but I like the idea of their primary way of story telling - but also worship to va'eyaey - to be singing. So that, I assume lol. Just imagining Nevaeh and some other Terrans sitting around a fire with some clones during a campaign and the Terrans are singing about a fight that they won, or that one amazing homecooked meal their mom would make when they were all kids, or how Ethan broke his arm climbing up a tree that one time, or that time they went to a bar and Rose and Vae danced together all night. And the clones just sort of listen to these people sharing about their rich lives in the way they would in their culture, even though they don't really do that with outsiders, so they're just quietly listening and falling in love with the stories and Rex is just looking at Vae like she's everything and WAAAA :')

48. Do they have anything they are trying to hide from others?

Oh yeah, like a fuck ton. Girly is a spy, she has thousands of tricks up her sleeve and knows all the state secrets (even those she's not supposed to know. but hey she couldn't sleep one night, so why not break into hq and get the dirt on all the superiors? (this is not canon, but she would, let's be real))

60. In a crowded room are they in the corners, sides or in the middle?

Depends. Is it a family function? Is it a political function? Is she on a mission? Is she undercover? Is her cover someone who's supposed to be noticed or not?

I think in her natural state without a mission or ulterior motive she'd probably be in the middle. She's a pretty bold social-butterfly lol

Thanks again for the ask, friend! I had such a great time! If you need any follow ups anywhere, just let me know, I'm happy to ramble some more!!

Have a great day/night/whatever, where ever you are! 🤍🤍

[the-fiction-witch]

Love Potion Number Nine P1-7

MOVIE MAZE RUNNER DEATH CUTE  COUPLE: NEWT X READER RATING: DARK + SWEET

I sat in my little blue metal chair more than comfortable within it, my bare feet against the soft fresh green grass. The large silver crescent moon hung over me. The sweet whistle sounds of wind in the trees.

I sipped my warm tea, setting the cup back on its saucer with a clack, and returned both to the table beside my chair setting it down beside the still steaming teapot.

I found myself as I often did on nights like this, my mind being reminded the all the moments, all the memories that lead us through to this situation. I did my best to fight my memories away but they still flooded my mind.

"shhhh little one, shhh" my mother pleaded with my baby sister as she cradled her in her arms, we sat hidden in the little bunker that my father had built in the garden, he had always been so nervous and afraid of the possibility of the end of the world, the moment the solar flares came he stored us down there, My father was long dead as he left a while ago and when he returned only my mother was allowed to see him. I was merely A child but I understood what that meant, he had been infected and couldn't risk returning to us in the bunker. it had been so long since I saw daylight, saw the moon, saw the rain. only the sounds from the world above were muffled by the six feet of earth between us. My little sister's screams and cries all blended together, "Please sally, just quiet just for a moment" she begged her holding her tight to her chest, and for a moment she silenced her cries and it was then I heard it.

the sounds of feet above us, the sounds of wheels. I knew to be fearful as these sounds got louder and louder above us. and before we even move the door of the bunker was kicked open and our bunker flooded with men in these harsh uniforms made in such a way it was impossible for anyone to be seen, no faces, no skin, like being held at gun points by a bunch of emotionless robots. they rushed in and held us at gunpoint. I just stayed still trying not to cause them any trouble

"Noooooooooo! Please! noo my baby!" my mother screamed as these men ripped my baby sister from her arms I tried to push through these men to stop them as he carried my sister away out of our bunker, listening to the horrific sounds of my mother's screams, these deep animalistic calls trying desperately to break through these men to go after my sister. Another man came through and turned his attention to me.

I screamed as loud as I could as he came over to me putting his hands under my legs and lifting me up holding me above his hip so my head rested on his shoulder, I begged and pleaded for my mother but she had since fallen to the floor crying.

"MUMMY!" I screamed as loud as I could as I was taken out of our bunker into the hot bright sun, thrown in the back of a blacked-out jeep with my little sister.

We were whisked away on various modes of transportation. jeeps, bergs, and trains, all the while I had to hold my baby sister in my arms, keep her close and keep her warm, we were slowly joined by other children the eldest ten the youngest my sister sally all the while these guards loomed over us all. I held her close through all of this doing my best to keep her quiet until we got where we had been going too. It was a tall grey building where various vehicles sat and men guarded it like it was the greatest secret on earth. we were all pushed in and left in what felt like an old doctor's waiting room, people were set up all over it doing various tests on children given how young sally was we were taken first. They pricked our fingers took blood samples, took DNA from a swab around our mouthes, they asked me some simple questions if we were both girls, how old we were if our parents had orf hadn't been infected, and a few other little questions after all these little tests we were taken to a smaller waiting room they did scans and such and soon enough a man and woman came up to us.

"Hello little girls" the woman smiled

"Hello" I answered

"Now uhh this is going to be a little hard for you I imagine but, we need to take your little sister"

"what?" I asked pulling sally closer

"You see your little sister is very special, she's immune you see. she's very important she needs to come with us" she explained

"well... okay" I nodded getting off the chair

"Not you." The man told me

"what?"

"You see little girl, your sister is special and you... well, you aren't.

"We don't need you"

"No! you can't just take my little sister!"

before I could argue anymore a guard came and ripped sally away from me taking her away

"NOO! Please! I have to go with her!" I pleaded but they ignored me "Take me! take me too!"

"I'm sorry little girl, we don't need you. and we already have a full control group"

"Please take me with you, I can be of use I promise"

"come on ava," the man told her going to move on

"The virus humanistic virus isn't it," I spoke up and they both stopped "Only affecting humans and not animals"

"How do you know that?" The man asked me

"Its obvious, at least it should be" I told them "it's a lunatic too. I don't know from chemical or from pain but it drives people to insanity"

"..... clever girl" the man smirked at me "How do you know that?"

"My father was a chemist. The moment the flares started he locked us down there. I read all his books. watched the news. I know that you're wicked. and I know the experiments your doing. there not working. I know why"

"why?" the woman asked now very interested in me

"I told say. Unless you take me too"

"Maybe we do have a... use for you" the man smirked offering his hand so I took it.

I hurried myself through the compound, down the blue and white shiny corridors people rushing back and forth around the busy building. I reached my office and opened the door making sure to shut it behind me. seeing my files, my books, my desk close to the large impressive window that looks out to the city, the window to the subject room dark as I always wanted to give him privacy. I put my paperwork on my desk and made myself a fresh warm cup of tea sitting at my desk tapping the control for the bell inside the subject room.

"Good Morning, C16" I smiled

"Morning Miss y/l/n" He answered

"How are we feeling today?"

"Much the same as yesterday"

"Are you decent?"

"Yes," he sighed so I turned the tint off on the glass letting me see the small silver room with a bed, chair and table, toilet and shower, and other such things for a person to live.

"Good morning Oliver"

"Morning,"

"How were your dreams?" I asked him

"Fine" he sighed "How many more tests?"

"Not many" I lied "Just a couple more" I smiled getting some paperwork done.

I had worked for wicked for a very long time, once Janson and ava saw how smart I was and the sorts of things I knew I was taken in to learn under the many doctors and scientists of wicked. Watched the children around me most as smart as me being whisked away into the trials. I remember the day the flare was cured. It was a most joyous day when the cure was discovered and it was found just how effective it was. I helped out with the vaccinations making sure everyone had the injections they needed. I assumed it would all be over and that life would return to how it all was before. and In some ways it did, The desert land of the world began to become more cultivated, and people no longer grew sick, but Wicked remained. As an experimental facility, the mazes and other trials were left to become dust shells but I did know of a couple that had been inhabited by a group of people forming it into a city-like place and Honestly I was curious to visit it. Wicked was mostly focused on making sure another outbreak like the flare wouldn't happen again, or if it did we would be prepared for it, always generating new strains of the cure in case of mutation. As well as other experiments often times still using the subjects from the prior trials.

I moved over to the desk by the window and began working on the chemical cocktail my seventh edition of it. None of them had yet to work the way I wanted them too. Once I had mixed it up fresh I went over to the room Oliver sighed and stepped over putting his arm through a small hole that was sealed with plastic around his arm I put my gloves on and put my own through a similar one forming an airlock around our arms, and I Injected it though him. Once I was done I pulled my arm out throwing my gloves away and wiping down my hand. He moved back and sat at his table.

"I hope it works this time"

"Yeah, I do too" I smiled

I sat having a cup of tea with Janson, as I often did during my break times. I know people still disliked him but I was close with him, he had taken good care of me when I was younger.

"How goes your testing?"

"Uhhh progress. I hope" I answered "Oliver's being great really responding well to the chemicals"

"I hope you get a breakthrough soon, you've been working on that for years now"

"Well... it's an important thing to me" I smiled

"I know" He smiled taking my hand "that little potion of yours is going to do a lot of good in the world"

"If I ever get it perfect"

"You will. science takes time. you can't rush these things"

"I know, I'm just eager" I smiled

"Y/n! come quick!" one of the nurses Erica rushed in I dropped my tea and rushed through the corridors to my office noticing the staff struggling with Oliver. He was having a seizure contorting in his bed while nurses tried to hold him down, his heart rate monitor alarm going crazy I rushed in to help to try and fix the situation but it was too late his heart stopped and he slumped over dead.

"fuck!" I sighed going back into my office leaning on my chair "I knew it was a bad idea going back to the base recipe for six. and reverting it over. Fuck sake!" I yelled throwing my chair across the room as Janson arrived he saw the situation and he held my upper arms

"Hey, come on. there's never success without failure. back to the drawing board and we learn from it" he says pulling me into a hug

"yeah, your right. I think I need to clear my head"

"Take the rest of the day off. come in fresh in the morning"

I got my stuff throwing my handbag over my shoulder, and hurried down the wicked building scanning myself out the front doors, and out to the still sunny streets. People were rushing back and forth busy with their various businesses I did my best to ignore everyone and yet still be aware enough to not be in people's way I hurried down into the underground scanning my card quickly and letting me into the private carriage it was locking behind me. I always had to travel in the private carriage everyone from wicked did. Even after the cure had been widely distributed, understandably people still had very unhappy with wicked given everything they had been through.

A couple of years ago one of the subjects who had left the labs followed a scientist on the train. He had a grudge and he ended up murdering her. so now this was a precaution we all had to take. Once at my stopped, I climbed off and headed through the now darkening streets till I reached my apartment throwing my stuff on the side and collapsing on the sofa.

"I need a new subject. and a new formula"

"Please ava I'm so close," I told her following her around the lab "Just one more subject, I need to rework the formula"

"We are low on subjects. and we have some new testing going on In C labs"

"Ava come on." I plead. "You know my work is important. you know the sort of things I can do once I get this stuff working. Please Just one more. and I promise! you'll see results"

"You really have faith?"

"More than anything."

"I can't keep giving you subjects. not when these things keep happening"

"I know what happened I just need to rework the formula and we won't have any more issues. Edition eight will work. Just give me time and a subject and I'll prove it works."

"Okay" she nods

"yes! thank you!" I smiled giving her a hug but she pushed me back

"I'll send your new subject tomorrow morning. But. This is your last one. if this doesn't work. No more funding. no more formula. I'll put you over in Lab D to work with the replicators"

"Understood Miss Pagie" I nodded "Thank you" I smiled

I quickly left but Happily rushed back to my office to begin working on edition eight of the formula

[jasontoddisbest]

ask box thingy we’re doing 💙💙

1. something id like to know about you is what is your favorite smell? sorta weird but yk im curious

2. started following you because of our blog community, but we’re friends now and i like talking to you lmao

3. rn im thinking about snow. its snowed like nine or ten inches in the past day so i haven’t really been able to escape it, and also i just really like snow

4. a compliment? oh, i could compliment you for days, angel. but one specific one? you make me feel very safe and loved and welcomed into our small little community we’ve built up

5. hmmm.. choose between… me and your Mikey blog. (i will not be offended lmao /gen)

6. what’s your advice on getting better at sketching human faces? if you have any

7. shhhh this is a secret… i read /reader fics. i never imagine myself in them, because i can’t see myself in a romantic relationship, but they’re cute lmao

8. i associate you with mikey (obviously), lavender purple, the smell of vanilla and cinnamon, the color orange, and orange blossoms :]

(/p)

~arson🔥

AWWWW sorry for the late response lmao BUT-

my fav smell has to be either vanilla or ocean breeze

If I HAD to choose I'd choose you <333 /p

and advice, well, I'm struggling myself too so sorry lol :]

[joshuawister]

Warsaw Spy Mission 1978: Chapter 1

Story Untold from Cold War…

Warsaw Spy Mission is a story set in Eastern Europe 1978, about campus life and humanities. It focuses on Warszawa, Mazowieckie (PL) and Pryp'yat, Chornobyl (aka Chernobyl, UA) under Soviet occupation… both the cradles of Slavs.

(Tumblr version of light novel series "Warsaw Spy Mission 1978" on https://commaful.com/play/jw2019/)

Delo 1: Ruin

-Somewhere in Poland-

There are many men digging the earth. These years, the Polish government has been eager to dig the ruin - for the discovery of its history.

The grassland was full of men wearing poor clothes, but a luxuary car came from over there. It’s called Lada in black. The black car stopped near the director, and opened the door. A lady got out of it, and the director shouted.

“Guys look, Lada is coming!”

The name is her name, not car’s.

“Don’t call me by first name, Polsky!" (meaning 'Polish')

“Sorry... Comrade Afanasyeva!”

She looked upset in contrast to her dull looks with black hair, and asked the director.

“Tell me the truth, did you find the bombs here?”

She asked in fluent Polish. The director was worried to answer, looked around and chose the words seriously.

“Tak, the bombs are found here, so I think that we’d revise the plan of construction.”

“Never change the plan since it must be a proper instruction as long as the committee decides!”

- Warsaw, the capital of Poland

The campus of Warsaw University is located in front of the Presidential Palace, nearby Praga district on the bank of Vistula river. The streets look dull and some old monuments were chipped, and people are forgetting there was a royal palace different from the presidential one. The interior of the auditorium there’s decorated by a long red banner, and a portrait of Edward Gierek, the First Secretary is put on the wall.

The course beginning here is the Slavic history and archaeology.

“Imagine that our great ancestors made great history. Remember Slavic people were a family and now got tied firmly…”

The lecture still continues.

“Under the flags of the Warsaw Pact Organization…”

A girl listening to that was about to fail on her face. Then a boy behind her poked his finger then called her in a lower voice.

“Hey Katarzyna, just keep you awake!”

“Shhhh. What if they find us snubbing?”

At that time, this city was the place of the signing of Warsaw Pact Organization led by the Soviet Union.

“But I’ve heard this campus is free from the Secret Service.”

He passed a note to Katarzyna. Wouldn’t they get interested in the professor's lecture?

“KGB is an exception, their hands can reach anywhere from Moscow,” it read.

“Well, I won’t waste life again as dad did…”

They suddenly heard professor shouted,

“You two, seem very restless. Come and see me after the class. That’s all for today.”

The class is over, after the other students got out with leaving the two, the professor beckoned.

“Katarzyna and Boleslaw!”

They imagined what punishment they’d receive.  

“I expected some not interested in such an ideological lecture, don’t you think so?”

Hardly answered Boleslaw,

“I just tried to wake her, for the class. Please let me go…”

“You misunderstand something, certainly you disturbed the class. But it’s true that my class is boring though. Isn’t it Katarzyna?”

Then she answered,

“My father was an archeologist, and he’s never heard of the Warsaw Pact. This word has nothing to do with archeology nor our history.”

Professor drummed on the table and said, “well”.

“If I was born a decade ago, I’d agree with you… Perhaps, you’re interested in the true archeology not ruined by Bolshevik.”

Then he showed her a piece of ‘copied’ old paper.

“I’ll give you a week. Translate this thousand-year-old document, or try to contact anyone who can read it.”

The students looked at each other. Katarzyna looks very admired.

“Interesting homework…”

The professor still worried to tell them what,

“Frankly, I thought this should be lectured in the class instead of Party propaganda, as you think. This copy is my present for you.”

Katarzyna studied the paper, but it’s not written in the alphabet she knows.

“What’s this strange script?”

“It’s an ancient alphabet called Gligoric, but we’re banned from even reading it anyway.”

Boleslaw said thanks to receive it, and added the question:

“Then why did you keep us here? I thought we would be kicked out of the class ‘cause of disturbing your lecture.”

But there’s no answer but professor just leave some words as advice, 

“When you go out for some fieldwork, take care of yourself, remember this; Though our mother Poland won’t shoot 'cause of deviation, but then see the hands of KGB everywhere.”

Listening to his wording, Katarzyna felt this document is something like prohibited literature.

Delo 2: Call of Polesia

-Pryp’yat, Chornobyl (Ukraine), 1978

The forest covered the secret city known for hi-tech.

I’m aboard a bus at the southern checkpoint on the road to Pryp’yat. Though narrow roads are closed by the boom gate, it’s always crowded by cars.

“Stoy! Park your car and follow the instructions!”

Driver passed the paper.

“It's AN(Academy of Sciences), well you’re good to go!”

The bus passed the inspection. I called a professor on my front seat.

“Pardon Dr. Viitol, can I have a minute of your time later?”

10 km distant northward from it, Durova was in the command room of the Duga radar station,  just with old-school military antennas. When she looked at the monitor, heard a beep from her pocket.

The city provided a mobile communication network for simple text messaging.

“Found an informant, see you tonight at No. 227 Hotel Polesia, from Dr. Viitol”

She promised Dr to accompany, but Dr says the informant is a stranger.

Hotel Polesia, Pryp’yat

Tonight, I lured a Soviet IT expert to my room with Western tech info. I met her at the Palace of Culture for the conference of new technologies to improve the economy. Anyway it’s a great chance to study the clue for “their” mysterious activity in the academic field through the conference.

The city was founded a decade ago, the closed city built for the electricity and military demand.

The view from this hotel is great to see the silhouette of huge reactors over there.

Here she came, the name’s Kroot Viitol majored in informatics. I read some of her achievements reported by the Zvezda newspaper.

Her office is over there seen from this room, westward away, ongoing construction. I know the Jupiter factory she’ll work for is a secret military electronics manufacturer since documents read when I was in the Air Force.The mother plant in Kyiv produces chips for avionics and radars used in prototype fighters I tested. Or perhaps, for rockets?

This room is No. 227.

“Hi comrade, good to see you.”

“Dr. Viitol, how’s it going? Your contribution to the lunar rover Lunokhod is great.”

“So the Academy awarded me a medal to praise it, thanks.”

“Oh I have some questions, just about some computer systems for the military...”

Dr. Viitol made a cynical smile on her face.

“Wait, I don’t know where you are from.’

“I come from Baikonur, Kazakh republic. I’m impressed with your contribution to the state-level computer network…”

Baikonur is well-known as the cosmodrome, or spaceport.

“Sorry to say, I used to work in Baikonur for a long time, but I never see you… isn't it strange?”

Then Dr. Viitol took a pistol. I reacted as quickly as she did.

“Don’t deceive me, no one was on the invitation list for this conference from Baikonur... You must be a spy!”

I shot at the gun in her hand to disarm.

“By the way did you remember me, Dr? We’ve worked together for MiG-23 fighter project… And you sold me to the KGB!

Dr. Viitol shut up for a while, and stepped down without saying but,

“Valentina… the rumor was right that you really left the Soviet Union?”

Suddenly the door of my room broke with someone knocking it out, and I heard an officer shouting, then I remembered the voice.

“Who’s there? Dunno shooting is a crime?”

The two accused me of 'collusion with enemies' in the line of my test-pilot duty.

“Lt. Durova... I remember this great boffin and you, who obeyed the KGB attempted assassin plan on me. Let me go or shoot her.”

I caught Dr. Viitol and took her as the hostage. Then Durova shot at me with a silenced assault rifle with scope.

I shot in response to Durova's bust.

“Aghhh”

It hit my shoulder so I let Dr. Viitol go and just ran away and jumped out of the window, but some hit her skin.

“Alert, an enemy spy!”

Just after I left, Durova tried to rescue Dr Viitol.

“You’re about to kill me!”

“Sorry, aimed and avoided hitting in need to save you…”

Astonished though her damage was far less than Durova’s.

“Lieutenant, you bleed a lot… let me call the ambulance!”

Dr took her mobile phone for  the emergency call '103'.

“No, my rank is Major now…”

The Hotel parking

I managed to take “the taxi”, and the driver asked her for a countersign when riding.

“Hey, when’s the first year for the Hall of Fame?”

“In '36, I'm Tina!”

Then he tossed her a baseball cap. The taxi quickly got out of the hotel area, then a line of smoke and roaring from a hotel window.

“Oh hurry, a rocket is coming!”

I saw Durova still standing by the window of No.227 with her rocket launcher and she’s full of blood.

Then heard her voice says:

“Smyert’ shpionam blyat (Death to spies shit)!”

The car escaped on the city boulevard northward, I heard full of gun shooting.

"Tina, a tank is on the road!"

“That tank’s old enough to use RPG rocket here!”

I put the launcher bipod on the roof to aim at the tank outside.

“It’s a T-62, an old type!”

Then I fired it as Durova did.

“Slava Ukraini (Glory to Ukraine)!”

The moment I pulled the trigger, the launcher flew away from recoil.

That launcher hit a Soviet UAZ jeep chasing us and it got a flat tire.

“Bang!”

The jeep exploded when crushed into the wall at full speed.

The T-55 was running, and hit then stopped without burning.

Along the long boulevard, we saw an endpoint with a waterfront.

“That’s the Pryp’yat riverside, get ready out of here!”

The car stormed into the wharf of a river port, I jumped out of the door when the car flew up.

Dive into the river running nearby the city, both two swimmed and floated on water.

“Oh shit…”

“Let’s wait for an ally ship to pick us up, just like a triathlon.”

This river goes through the land of Polesia with the cities of Belarus and Poland.

“But where should we go?”

“Embassy in Warsaw... if we survive hundreds miles more!”

Then a boat heads to us…

-To be continued

[pesterloglog]

Jane Crocker, Jake English, Gamzee Makara

Candy, page 30

JANE: Do you need something?

JAKE: Well... i have some terrible news i’m afraid.

JANE: What is it, Jake? I’m rather occupied at the moment.

JAKE: Im awfully sorry to bother you but its very important dear.

JANE: Is something the matter with Tavros?

JAKE: No... eh heh you might want to come with me to our quarters for this one.

JANE: ...As I said, I’m a bit busy right now.

JAKE: W-well I just thought. Maybe its best if you s-sit down for this one. My dear.

JAKE: My delectable honey bunches of oats.

JAKE: The jolly ole capn of my crunch.

JAKE: M-m-my lovely wife whom i love so much.

JANE: My goodness, Jake! What do you want? Can’t you see I’m right in the middle of something?! Just spit it out already!

JAKE: I...

JAKE: Well you see...

JAKE: I guess ill come right out and say it then.

JAKE: I just got news that your father has passed jane. Im so sorry.

JANE: An unfortunate incident, but it’s no matter.

JANE: I’ll simply revive him, and then make sure he’s assigned a security detail.

JANE: Have his body brought here as quickly as possible.

JAKE: I...

JAKE: Im afraid that wont be possible honey.

JAKE: Theres no body for you to revive at all.

JANE: What?

JANE: What... what happened?

JAKE: It... word from the secret service is that it was one of karkats assassins.

JAKE: The target was the human president.

JAKE: He uhhh. Your father that is...

JAKE: He jumped in the way and took the shot.

JAKE: The president is safe.

JAKE: Your dad saved his life.

JANE: I...

JANE: I don’t understand.

JANE: What happened to his body?

JANE: Did Karkat’s rebels abduct him?

JAKE: Er... no.

JAKE: The shot he took was from the barrel of a rocket launcher.

JAKE: Im afraid the assault blew him straight to bits. Theres hardly anything left...

JANE: W... what...

JAKE: Luckily the president was barely harmed as your old man took the full brunt.

JAKE: As far as i know the only harm to him was having his full lustrous mustache burned clean off his face.

JAKE: Its... its a friggin tragedy... :’(

JAKE: (Sniffle.)

JANE: P... please tell me you’re joking.

JANE: Jake, tell me this is just a prank.

JAKE: Im... im afraid not jane.

JAKE: Im so sorry.

JANE: UGH!

JANE: That... that fool!!

JANE: I can’t believe that he would do this!

JANE: How could he do this to me!?!

JAKE: Janey...

JANE: The human president could be anyone!

JANE: My dad can’t be anyone but him!

JANE: I don’t... no...

JAKE: Shhhh. Shhhh. Everythings going to be ok.

JANE: God. I can’t believe he...

JANE: Oh, but of course I can.

JANE: He’s always been...

JANE: Always been so infuriatingly good.

JANE: God, how stupid.

JANE: This is so stupid. I’m so stupid. How could I put him in such a dangerous position?

JANE: Chief of staff?! Anyone could have done that job! Why did I tell him to... my own father... I—

JAKE: Shhh. Janey. You did nothing wrong.

JAKE: Nothing wrong at all.

JAKE: You never have.

JAKE: I love you jane. We all do.

JAKE: I-isnt that right gamzee?

GAMZEE: yEaH mAnG :o)

GAMZEE: We AlL aNd GoT pLeNtY oF lOvE uP iN tHiS bItCh FoR tHe BiG jUiCy j-C!

GAMZEE: hOnK iF yOu LoVe ThIs BiG tItTy BiZzNaTcH!

GAMZEE: WhOoP wHoOp!

JANE: All right.

JANE: Jake! Get the president on the phone.

JANE: It’s clear to me now that it’s past time for the military to strike, and I’ll be giving that man a real piece of my mind until an appropriate counterattack is in motion.

JANE: Obviously, the government’s attempts to be gracious with the troll ilk have been naive and foolish.

JANE: These rats cannot be negotiated with. They cannot be swayed by reason or appeals to peace and civility.

JANE: The only thing that they want—the only thing that they have ever wanted since the ungodly inception of their disgusting, verminous species—is bloodshed.

JANE: And if that is what they truly desire...

JANE: Well, far be it from us to deny them.

JAKE: J-ja—

JANE: Not another word!!!

JAKE: Are you sure this isnt a mis—

JANE: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JANE: THE TIME TO ACT IS NOW!

JANE: THEY WILL PAY FOR WHAT THEY’VE DONE!

JANE: EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF THEM!

JANE: I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! THIS IS THE END OF THE LINE!

JANE: ALL OF YOU, RETURN TO YOUR STATIONS! WE ARE CHANGING COURSE!

JANE: WE WILL BE GOING DIRECTLY TO MEET WITH THE PRESIDENT, AND I WILL NOT REST UNTIL HE GIVES THE COMMAND TO CRUSH THIS FUCKING REBELLION AND DESTROY ANY CHANCE THAT THEY MIGHT EVER RESIST AGAIN!

GAMZEE: hEy.

GAMZEE: Do YoU tHiNk ThAt MiGhT bE a BiT mOtHeRfUcKinG xEnOpHoBiC?

JANE: XENOPHOBIC?

JANE: I am not fucking xenophobic!

GAMZEE: i’M jUsT sAyInG mY mOsT bOdAcIoUs Of BaBeS.

GAMZEE: WhAt YoU’rE lAyInG dOwN hErE iS sOuNdInG wIcKeD bItCh GeNoCiDaL.

JANE: What the fuck are you talking about?!?!

JANE: I am not, and have never been, a fucking xenophobe!

GAMZEE: yEa BuT lIsTeN.

GAMZEE: KiLlInG aLl ThE tRoLlS...

GAMZEE: tHaT wOuLd Be BaD yOu FeEl Me?

GAMZEE: I’m A tRoLl ReMeMbEr.

GAMZEE: mAyBe YoU sHoUlD tAkE a MiN aNd ChIlL a BiT, lIl MiNt ChOcO cHiP. hOnK.

JANE: Shut the fuck up!!!!!

JANE: You fucking insects just assassinated my father!!!!!

GAMZEE: HeH hEh. YoU’rE cUtE wHeN yOu’Re MaD, mY tAsTy LiTtLe SnAcCuCcInO :o)

JANE: Security.

JANE: Escort this troll off of my ship. Now.

GAMZEE: wHoA wHoA wHoA, hOlD uP!

GAMZEE: YoU cAn’T jUsT gO aNd ThRoW mE oFf BoArD, mY mIlKy MaMi.

JANE: Oh, but I can!

JANE: Just watch me.

GAMZEE: wAiT!! jUsT hEaR mE oUt!!

JANE: What?

GAMZEE: iF yOu ThRoW mE oUt I’lL bE aLl LoSt AnD sHiT, bAbE. yOu KnOw I bE nEeDiNg YoU.

JANE: What? You think appealing to me with your disgusting little addiction is going to sway me?

JANE: That’s the funniest joke you’ve ever told, clown.

GAMZEE: iT’s NoT aBoUt ThE mIlK, bOo.

GAMZEE: It’S aBoUt YoU.

JANE: What...?

GAMZEE: i NeEd YoU...

JANE: Are you saying that y—

GAMZEE: I’vE gOnE aNd ToLd YoU AlL aBoUt My PaSt StRuGgLeS wItH tHe WiCkEd GrEeN sUbStAnCeS.

GAMZEE: i DoNe GoNe AnD mAdE sO mUcH pRoGgReSs, FiNdInG nEw HeAlThY wAyS tO cOpE wItH tHe VoIcEs AnD rEdEeM mYsElF.

GAMZEE: AnD yOu’Ve BeEn MoRe Of A hElP tO mE tHaN aNyBoDy. MoRe ThAn AnYtHiNg.

GAMZEE: yOu KnOw WiTh ThE NiGhTmArEs I cAn’T sLeEp WiThOuT hOlDiNg On To A mOtHeRfUcKeR!

JANE: I am so...

JANE: Ugh. Forget it.

JANE: You are despicable.

GAMZEE: yOu CaN’t JuSt Go AnD cUt A bRoThEr OfF!

GAMZEE: LeT’s AlL uP aNd ThInK tHiS tHrOuGh AlL rEaSoNaBlY aNd ShIt.

GAMZEE: i’Ll Do MoThErFuCkInG aNyThInG!

JANE: Begone, clown.

[pandoa]

~Flower Prompts~

→ → you may choose up to two prompts for each request!!

Sunflowers ~ “my heart is yours, just as the world is the sun’s”

Tulips ~ “so what if i’m in love with you?! is that so wrong?”

Peonies ~ “would it be too much…to ask for you to stay?”

White Carnations ~ “i like you! is there really a need for anything else?”

Chrysanthemums ~ “hey, it’s okay…you can trust me”

Daffodils ~ “please…just hold me”

Daisies ~ “it’s our little secret, alright?”

Hyacinths ~ “i bet you can’t do it” “well, i bet i can” “no way—it’s impossible” “fine, i’ll kiss you if you’re wrong” “hey—wait, i wasn’t ready yet!”

Irises ~ “please do not hide away…i mean no harm”

Lilacs ~ “you are my first. allow me to be your only”

Lilies ~ “beauty shines its best when worn with your confidence”

Red roses ~ “i’m afraid your existence in my life has tremendously done wonders to my racing heart. i may have to ask for yours in return”

Anemones ~ “just take my hand. don’t you dare second guess yourself”

Narcissus ~ “forgive me for being envious, but i must be selfish for just this once” 

Cherry blossoms ~ “your imperfections are what make you simply irresistible”

Asters ~ “i am willing to wait. i will remain by your side, loyal only to you”

Bluebells ~ “be careful with your words. i might mistake your kindness for something more meaningful”

Yellow pansies ~ “they love me, they love me not. they love me, they love me n—” “what are you doing?” “GAH!”

Gardenias ~ “shhhh! they must not know you are here”

Violets ~ “if only this dream would never end”

Plumerias ~ “run away with me”

Sweet peas ~ “come here…lay with me. you need to rest, dear”

Freesias ~ “you’re an idiot” “no, i’m not” “i hate you” “love you too”

Zinnias ~ “i miss you” “you just saw me, silly” “and? i wanna see you again so come back~”

Hydrangeas ~ “i would do anything if it was for you”

Snapdragons ~ “this can’t be real…it feels too good to be real. tell me this is all a dream before i start believing”

Baby’s breath ~ “promise me it’ll be forever”

Forget-me-nots ~ “even when your body turns old, gray, and worn, i will be yours for eternity”

Gerbera daisies ~ “come back and let me hug you~"

Primroses ~ “i loaf you very much” “oh my god” “you’re a berry kind person” “no, stop” “there’s so mushroom in my heart for you” “ENOUGH WITH THE PUNS—“

~Themes~

→ → you may choose any of these themes for your request or create your very own~

♥ enchanted forest ♥ ballroom waltz  ♥ starlit skies ♥ by the sea ♥ rooftop view ♥ by the gardens ♥ castle grounds ♥ comfort of home ♥ field of fireflies ♥ the balcony  ♥ in the rain ♥ childhood playground  ♥ fireworks display  ♥ lively festival  ♥ sunrise or sunset  ♥ … or request your own!