#shorts 2009

[allmyandroids]

James Spader as Mr. Black - Shorts (2009)

[firepanda515]

she served so much cunt its insane

[k0sk1]

THIS GODDAMN MOVIE

IT WAS SO GOOD. I WATCHED IT WHEN I WAS A KID AND THERE AS A SAUSAGE MAN LIKE A GUY GOT TURNED INTO A SAUSAGE AND THERE WAS A GIANT IT FUCKED SO GOOD AT LEAST FROM THE LIKE 5 SCENES AND THE VAGUE CONCEPT OF THIS MOVIE THAT I REMEMBER AND IT WAS SO. CREATIVE. I MUST WATCH IT AGAIN.

[tubapun]

Not worth the rewatch

[homebrewandhypotheticals]

Hypothetical for you all: A fictional character of your choice from the last piece of media you enjoyed (whoever you think would be most interesting) finds a peculiar stone at the end of a rainbow: the Rainbow Wishing Rock from hit 2009 children's comedy film, Shorts! This stone allows the wielder to grant any wish they so desire, no matter how strange or ridiculous, even able to grant power that "could destroy the entire universe". It can also do stranger things, like give an infant super intelligence to the point they can stop time, summon aliens from another world to become your allies, alter a person's body so that they can only perceive you, instantly construct giant fortresses, grant a child "telephonesis", aka the ability to connect to any and all telephones in the world via a phone through his head purely because he forgot the word "telekinesis", and basically anything else you or the character can think of.

However, it must be noted that the stone is a conscious entity unto itself, and though it hardly ever speaks or exerts its own will, if it feels its powers are being used too fickly, it'll revoke all wishes made using it and teleport away through another rainbow, passing on to another place to tempt yet another would-be wisher. It seems to have a pretty high tolerance for bullshit, though, since it took a guy literally wishing to become the strongest being on the planet and almost murdering his entire company town for it to tap out.

What does your fictional character use the stone for, and how does the existence of this stone alter the story and the setting? Would they use the stone responsibly, or would the Wishing Rock revoke access and disappear? What's the weirdest wish that a character in your setting would end up asking for?

Tl;Dr: Fictional character of your choice from the last piece of media you enjoyed finds a magic, rainbow-colored rock that grants the wishes of anybody who holds it. What do they use the stone for, how does the stone alter the story/setting, and what's the weirdest wish somebody in the setting would ask for?

[itsvalpenguin1]

Silly comic I made after having a heart attack when I woke up with my cat staring at my soul

[ronwestbreeze]

neteyam’s twin sister is the twin that came second but carried equal responsiblity.

neteyam’s twin sister is alot more outgoing and charming compared to the quiet and more reserved half of her.

neteyam’s twin sister is a mama’s girl. always wearing her emotions on her sleeve, always so expressive. she was the sylwanin and the tom out of the twins.

neteyam’s twin sister is his best friend. his other half. spiritually bonded for life the two of them. while different they somehow mesh as well as an oiled machine. she is the one person he could go to, the one person he could express himself freely without having to be a warrior first. or the older brother first. with her he is just a child, like her.

neteyam’s twin sister is jake sully’s first baby girl and that was never going to change. his little princess that reminded him so much of tom and him at the same time. the good parts of him, that is. and there was a certain innocence to her. one that af ather should protect with his last breath.

neteyam’s twin sister sometimes came at odds with lo’ak. the two had very hard headed and stubborn personalities. so much so, they would always clash and fight as siblings do. kiri would often be in the middle of it, calling them both immature. their fights wouldn’t last long, not with neteyam interfering and making them apologize to each other. neteyam was always the one to get her to listen. only him.

neteyam’s twin sister always had little tuk following her around and copying everything she did. she is her role model after all, tuk couldn’t help but look up to her and kiri.

neteyam’s twin sister doesn’t like the amount of responsiblity he puts on himself. always offers to share the burder as they technically already shared the title of older siblings. but neteyam always refused her, always reminded her that their paths were meant to be different and that she didn’t have to follow him everywhere. she was free to be her own person.

neteyam’s twin sister doesn’t like when their father cracks down on both neteyam and lo’ak. the sky people have made their return and everything had become so tense. neteyam is constantly training, lo’ak wants to be like their father. she keeps offering to help her twin brother, keeps telling him to stop taking on so much responsibility but neteyam just smiles and assures her things are going to be okay while their grandmother bandages his recent wounds.

neteyam’s twin sister cries and cries and cries when they are forced to go into exile from their home. their shared grief brought them closer again, after a year of feeling like they were too far away from each other.

neteyam’s twin sister isn’t fitting in well with the metkayina clan. she’s not used to their world and feels out of place, out of her element. neteyam and her are back to being inseparable, navigating this whole new world together.

neteyam’s twin sister starts getting along better with lo’ak because they both shared their insecurities about being outsiders. neteyam is glad.

neteyam’s twin sister feels helpless every time neteyam and lo’ak are yelled at by their parents. but she sticks up for them the best she can, even if her parents discourage the behavior. and whenever she does, jake and neytiri always wore looks of disappointment. as if they expected better.

out of bitterness, neteyam’s twin sister is called “the perfect princess” by lo’ak and she utterly despises it and gets into another fight with him, this time neteyam nowhere in sight to break them up.

in the end their fight didn’t matter…

neteyam’s twin sister is scared to death when her stubborn yet sweet younger brother goes to save payakan. she doesn’t hesitate to go along with her twin, tsireya, and the others to help him save his new friend.

neteyam’s twin sister doesn’t hesitate to save her little sister and brother from the sky people. nor does she hesitate to go with tuk to try and save kiri. it didn’t matter if she ended up captured with the two of them. as long as the two were protected by her, then it was okay…..

neteyam’s twin sister feels a sudden hole in her chest. she doesn’t know where this feeling had come from but she dreads it. as if something was wrong. as if something bad had happened….

neteyam’s twin sister feels her heart sink when quaritch mentions loosing one of his boys. she wonders right then which brother she lost. she wonders if this hole in her chest had already given her an answer…

neteyam’s twin sister reunites with her family on stray debris, allowing them to pull her in to a tight hug. but she doesn’t bother to respond to any of it.

you don’t bother to respond to your father’s cautious yet gentle calls of your name. you don’t bother to acknowledge your mother’s tears as she cups your cheeks.

you’ve….

you’ve lost him.

you find your twin lying still on the piece of rock, right where your family had left him to come and save you.

you never could imagine loosing your twin. nor the pain that came with it. the silence that settled around you. the emptiness of it.

lo’ak’s older sister falls to her knees.

and cries.

and cries.

and cries.

and cries.

he had never seen her cry. not like this.

lo’ak’s older sister is quiet as stone when she watches her twin lay with eywa. leaving her behind for good.

[zegalba]

Yohji Yamamoto Pour Homme 'Silk Cobra Shorts' Autumn/Winter (2009)

[carsthatnevermadeitetc]

Renault Kangoo Z.E. Concept, 2009. Based on the second generation Kangoo light van, with a shortened wheelbase and powered by a 70kw electric motor. A zero emission professional vehicle designed for inner city deliveries larger vehicles would be unable to undertake.

[multific]

Meeting Him

Asa Emory x Reader

Warning: Mention of murder

Summary: You were only meant to feed the cat, you didn't expect a killer in the house, a killer who was rather interested in you. And you were interested in him.

Your parents were away for the weekend, so they asked you to visit and feed the cat while they were away.

On your way home from work, you decided to stop by to feed the cat.

You opened the door and walked into the house. You walked to the kitchen when you felt a shiver run down your spine.

A feeling of dread loomed over you as you felt you needed to run. Run away and never come back. 

As you turned around, a man was standing behind you, he was so close you could feel his breath on your face. 

"If you are here for money, I can give you the code for the safe." but he didn't reply, nor did he move and you could only stare at his chest and masked face. 

Something about his eyes... it captured your attention.

He wasn't there for the safe? 

But he didn't speak, the way he moved as if he was a predator and you, his prey. He trapped you between his arms with your back to the counter. He leaned down and took in a deep breath, smelling your hair as he slowly moved to your neck.

You found it incredibly disturbing how you didn't panic, what was worse is that you were convinced he wouldn't hurt you and you don't know why. This is when you noticed the bear traps in the dining room. 

You realized this was a sick game for him.

Just as his lips met your neck, you locked eyes with another man in the house, you recognized him and judging by his slow movement he didn't know the man in front of you. 

It didn't take long for you to realize what was going on. So, he was here for the money, while the man currently sucking a hickey into your neck was here to kill your family.

Fun.

Your mind was so foggy, you weren't sure why you didn't attempt to push the man away.

And why exactly did you want the other man out of your house but not the one currently running his hand down the back of your thighs?

You watched as the man grabbed a bat. 

You didn't know why, but you moved your mouth to the part of the mask where his ears would be.

"He's behind you," you whispered immediately making him turn as he caught the bat. You watched as he grabbed a knife and stabbed the other man in the stomach. Making him double over as he looked at you as if he wanted to ask 'why' but you didn't have an answer.

When the man lay dead on the floor, he turned back to you.

"Did you kill my family?" but he didn't reply, only tilted his head. "I don't care if you did. They were always awful to me." he took another step, waiting for you to attack or to run, but it never happened, you just stood there, watching him. "You are tempting me. Making me question many things." you confessed.

He grabbed your jaw, not too forcefully, but enough for him to move your head around, he moved you, showing him your neck, mainly looking at the marks he left behind.

He walked out of the house, leaving you, but you followed him. He turned and looked at you.

He whistled and a german shepherd appeared next to him. 

"You are mine. Come." you didn't expect to hear those exact same words out of his mouth, just with a lot more lustful tone. 

You weren't sure what you got yourself into, but something inside you said he won't hurt you.

You have gone mad. But you followed much like an obedient puppy. 

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[eva-terra-marie]

How Lo’ak and Neteyam would react to you saying ‘I love you’ for the first time

⤷ Lo’ak

You and Lo’ak were in each others arms under the beautiful trees of Pandora with you slowly began to drift off. “Getting sleepy?” You nod and Lo’ak chuckles slightly and starts to rest his eyes. It became silent for a few seconds until you whisper something under your breath, “I love you, Lo’ak..” Lo’ak’s eyes shot wide open then looks down at you laying on his chest. “W-What did you say?” You smile softly at him then put your hand on his cheek “I said, I love you, Lo’ak.” He smiles back and starts put both his hands on your cheek and kisses your lips softly “I love you too, Y/n. So much.”

⤷ Neteyam:

“Why are you staring at me like that?” Neteyam looked at you confused. “No reason..” you smiled shyly while he chuckled and wrapped his arm around you. Neteyam and you have been together for quite a while, you admired him ever since you met. You nuzzled into his chest and murmured something. “I love you.” Neteyam froze for a second and looks down at you “What did you say?” “I said I love you I’m sorry if I-“ He cut you off “No Ma Y/n, I love you too.” You smile at each other then pressed your forehead against his. “I see you, Ma Y/n” ” I see you, Ma Neteyam.”

[allmyandroids]

[3m0n3rd]

mini comic abt how April met the turtlez

[seashelldom]

"so, ive been away from home for long. how have you been? how is the hunt? and neytiri, how is neytiri?", you asked, focusing more on your food then tsu'tey's reactions, already predicting his answers.

"i'm fine, neytiri and i are not to be mated anymore. she mated with jake sully from the jarhead clan." he replied, his voice getting lower the more words he spoke, clearly getting a bit agitated by speaking on the subject.

"oh." you spoke with an astonishment and joy that you tried hard to cover, your focus now fully on him, eyes wide and all. neytiri is out of the picture?

"oh?" he repeated, in a hushed tone, surprised by your sudden reaction. not agitated any more, but curious. you took in a sharp inhale, deciding to look away.

"what about _____? how are they doing, arent you both ready to be mated soon?", tsu'tey questioned, eyeing you down.

"they decided not to, i guess it was rushed," you responded, letting out a breath you didn't realize you were holding in.

"oh." he breathed out. his eyebrows moved up, different from his usual scowl. his yellow eyes were big and curious.

suddenly the proximity between you two wasn't just 'platonic'. and the air was thick, but in the moment for some reason, tsu'tey decided to move closer.

two ex-fiancees sitting down eating dinner at hometree with the omaticaya clan.

© seashelldom 2023 ; all rights reserved ; do not translate, copy, claim my work as your own, or repost on another site.

[cassandracain52]

so the whole “Damian grows up to actually be the tallest Bat kid” is all well and good, but have you considered “Damian’s growth was actually permanently stunted at age ten when he had all the spine replacement nonsense”? Like I’m just imagining all his height, what little there may be, just being entirely in his legs while his torso is just…stuck like that

[jimmyspades]

Big day for freaks (me)