Hephaestus: Wow, you talk a lot.
Aphrodite: We’ve known each other for over 7 thousand years, married for 5 thousand of those and you just now figured that out?
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JUST IMAGINE MATT SINGING THIS SILLY THING TO GUS
Btw i love this song sm<3
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Goofy Mercs
They are currently being investigated by the Department of justice
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Im silly thats all ... drawing cream with a gun its just comedy gold for me , im sorry
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Silly goofy Quixis headcannons cause I feel a lot normal about the rainbow lad:
• Infinite-lingual, an advantage to being a mulitversal being, you naturally know *a lot* of languages
• Agender and Pan (I could also see them being on the Aroace spectrum?)
• They/Them, but in a, the multiverse is so big that gender is just irrelevant, type of way
• You would never see them sitting normally in a chair. If they had to, they would still at least have their legs crossed
• Oddly is really good with things like finger crochet, braiding, pen spinning, they're good with their hands
• Does not get cold easily
• Would often let the intrusive thoughts win (only if it didn't hurt people though)
• "It sparkles and shimmers and shines in delights! I must have it for my nesstttt" /ref
• not a light-weight drinker
• The cool Pibling that let's you have a sip of their drink when your parents aren't looking
• Cat energy/ behaviour
• Sometimes forgets about personal space
• When needed, has a good poker face
• "Watch your tone! I'm sensitive... and will cry!" /ref
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If china or Russia really wants to collapse the u.s or some shit they should stop doing goofy aah tiktok propaganda and just make/promote increasingly inane and dangerous to national security tiktok challenges.
Like the "take all your money our of the bank challenge"
Or the misinfo that mixing chlorine and bleach smells like cotton candy and roses.
Or that mixing rust and metal powder makes a cool incense to burn.
Like we'd be dead In a day or 2, and they can swoop in and scoop up all our oil or whatever they want.
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System Of A Down could make a song about anything. like the lyrics could be
"i eat tables and they speak the language of god"
and itd be about murder or smth
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