like sure i could write it myself. but sometimes I want someone else to reach into my brain and write the fic I want so I can just read it and not have to write it.
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just saying that james potter, remus lupin, and sirius black would do a great job of singing sincerely me from dear evan hansen. james as jared, remus as evan and sirius as connor. this has been in my head for weeks, now it’s in yours
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Okay, God damn. So, if you take Sincerely Me out of context it's a pretty funny song. So that's what I'm doing. Great. Why do I keep coming up with aus?!?!
So, Bowser wants peace. But Bowser Boy's got a reputation to uphold and he can't change on his own. So what do you do? Fake a letter from Luigi pretending they're friends. They don't know each other well, or at all, but Bowser wants the fighting to stop. Then he does a "leak" of the letter.
Luigi doesn't know this guy and yet people are asking him what it's like to sleep with a king. So, angrily at 3 am on a Sunday, he writes an "answer" he got from the Koopa King, making it clear that they are not an item. He then leaks his fake letter from Bowser.
Bowser didn't want or expect this. So he writes another letter from Luigi. In this fake letter, he responds to all the things Luigi said were from him. Including the dating thing. "Oh sure, and that love poem you sent me was also platonic."
Luigi is furious. How could Bowser do such a thing? Now the comments are going to double! So, to make sure he stays in character with this next letter, he hires Daisy. Daisy catches the drift that that Bowser might like him. So, she puts in that it sucks that they don't talk in public often. And that he wants to screw him (which Luigi promptly shoots down).
Bowser sees the letter and hires Kamek to help him stay in character. Kamek sees that the two might like each other, so he writes that they should meet at a park sometime, and that Luigi would love to tell him all about all the different plants, now that the kingdom's are at peace.
"Oh I would love to but all my kingly duties!"
"Friday at 10 am, see you there!"
Well, this is just fine and dandy. If Luigi doesn't go, then the Koopa secret service might take him out or something. If Bowser doesn't go, all the peace might crumble into dust or something. So, they meet in person.
"So, you're the Bowser I've apparently been writing to for the past year."
"So, you're the Luigi who's been flirting with me for the past year."
Meanwhile Kamek and Daisy are just waiting in the bushes wanting them to kiss. The two pen pals don't really know what to do, so they get to know each other. Before you know it, they are actual pen pals. That's all I have, I'm not writing it, you can write it.
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Perhaps some people want intimacy merely to be about sex. But intimacy for me is also about truth. Realizing you can tell someone your truth, being able to show yourself to them, stand in front of them bare and hear them respond with “you’re safe with me” - that’s the kind of intimacy I desire
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