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[okunyasunijimura]

sometimes you just gotta draw things for the sake of drawing them lol

[schoenpepper]

It's Okay to Play Favorites (Vice Housewardens)

Intro: You accidentally get sucked into the world of Twisted Wonderland, your favorite game, like, ever. And uh, you may or may not have teleported with a plushie of your favorite character…

Warnings: bad writing, awful grammar, not proofread, self aware au but not god, your card collection is just you being freaky and taking pictures of them, google translated French be warned, ortho’s is platonic and if u take it any other way i ban u, lilia’s is also platonic but if u see romance crumbs i won't stop u, ik ruggie and ortho aren't vice housewardens but get this idgaf

A/N: Bro college got me fucked (second day in i know i'm a fucking whiner i hate it all). Not a request, just some random stuff I wrote during my 3 hour round-trip commute jfc. If my Jade favoritism is acting up, no it ain't.

Masterlist

Trey Clover is a man often overlooked, whether in the fandom or the world of Twisted Wonderland.

So when you get transported in during orientation, you, the player, were holding a plush form of him?

He blanks out.

Sorry Riddle, your vice housewarden kinda crashed maybe you can reboot him or something.

Trey’s never thought of himself as anything special, but he must be if he’s your favorite character, right?

You befriend him with a giddy smile, he can almost see the hearts in your eyes as you fan[redacted] so hard you actually hug him in your excitement.

The player? Hugged? Him?????

“Crazy bro that’s like super nuts so jealous of you.” - Cater Diamond

Hm, he gets a bit bashful when you take so many pictures of him.

Do you really like him that much?

He…likes you too.

“Cringe.” - Cater Diamond

I’m just a normal person, you know? At least, the closest someone can get to normal in this place. You still want me? Are you sure?

…Okay.

If you’re sure.

Unfortunately, to date a dad is to put up with dad jokes.

Do you mind though?

Makes you the most delicious pastries and confectionery known to mankind. You’ll probably get 5 lbs fatter and a sugar addiction.

But your teeth will be beautiful because he teaches you how to brush your teeth properly.

(Ten kinds of toothbrushes…)

Picnic dates.

Tea party dates.

Baking dates.

You might need to go on a diet to stay in shape because Trey doesn’t mind fat. He will probably love you more if you’re chubby.

But he loves you regardless.

Rest of the cast is like, vaguely jealous because why Trey?

But also he has a generally good rapport with other people so it’s cool.

Maybe.

Ruggie Bucchi wasn’t really paying too much attention at the ceremony but you definitely drew his focus.

Is that a plushie hyena beastman?

Does not register that it’s him until someone calls it out.

What? Why? How? When? Where?

He probably has major self esteem issues because, you know, the school’s filled to the brim with rich kids and people with status.

He has neither money nor power. So when he finds out he’s your favorite character? Boom.

He lets out his cute (im not biased) laugh but it’s because he doesn’t know how else to react.

You want to be his friend? Why not?

(Laughs again because he’s exploding on the inside)

You hug him???? Crazy. You owe him a donut for that, bro.

Thinks the picture thing is a bit weird but who is he to argue with the player?

You’re weird, y’know? There’s like princes and moguls and stuff in NRC, why me?

You like me? You find me charming?

That’s not something I’d really use for myself but hey…knock yourself out. Shishishi.

Floof.

You get to scratch his ears and kiss ‘em and watch ‘em twitch while he tries to get away from you.

Insane bro wish I was you.

Cuddly and surprisingly clingy, loves loves loves being pampered.

Are you indoctrinated by my subby Ruggie vibes yet???

His love language is sharing food.

(Have you ever tried passing candy through a kiss? No? Wanna try?)

His grandma will love you <3

The other characters will be giving him major stink eye. The scrappy hyena? Really?

Yes really.

“Whatever, good for you.” - Leona probably.

Jade Leech is amused.

Rather childish, is it not? Well, he’s flattered that you think so highly of him and even have this stuffed toy in his image.

Unfortunately, he does hold enough respect for you as the player to not immediately use your infatuation with him for nefarious purposes.

Not to say he doesn’t tease you though.

You are the flustered one here.

He’s your favorite? Oya, how interesting. He’s never seen himself the way that you do, but who is he to argue with the player?

Please, what do you like so much about him? Do tell.

(His systems crash when you hug him but you’ll never know)

You seem to enjoy taking his pictures. If you let him [redacted] you can take as many as you want.

If you don’t take him up on his offer I will!!!

My, I never expected to be your ‘favorite character’, was it? Well, I don’t mind.

What do I think of you?

Fufu, wouldn’t you like to know?

Loving a sadist means you’re probably a masochist.

You like it when he ‘unintentionally’ makes you do something stupid? Toys with you? Teases you with his annoyingly adorable super cutie pie grin?

Bro you have weird taste I could like, never~

If you didn’t like mushrooms before you do now.

You wish he’d look at you the way he looks at his terrariums.

You know that silly, happy, dopey little look he gets? The lab coat groovy one? Yeah.

Hiking dates if you’re physically able to. If not, he makes like the fanciest dinner dates ever.

He does love you, promise.

The other characters are highkey judging you.

Jamil Viper is inside his hoodie and is very unlikely to ever come out.

You’re kinda embarrassing but what is he supposed to do?

You’re the player. You have a plushie Jamil. Tiny and cute.

Jamil doesn’t see himself as cute. Wouldn’t it be better if you had a different one? Someone sunnier, someone warmer, someone like…Kalim?

Jamil’s your favorite character?

Yeah he’s not leaving his hoodie.

When you’re so happy and excited that you hug him, his soul leaves his body through his lips.

Rip Jamil Viper.

I don’t think Jamil’s very used to the camera, considering he’s technically Kalim’s servant and servants stay in the background.

But since you adore him the way that you do, well, he won’t stop you.

You’re strange. Is this a prank?

No, I don’t mean to doubt you. It’s just that…

No, nevermind. Since you want me, I’ll—love? You love me? Fine, I can work with that too.

His favorite kind of date is one where you two sleep and cuddle together.

He needs a break.

It’s not too often that he can carve time out of babysitting, so any time spent with him you’ll cherish like gold.

You can help him with chores if you manage to persist through multiple rejections.

He’d really prefer not to make the player do chores with him, but when you smile so wide like that, he can’t refuse anymore on the grounds of you not enjoying it.

Kalim can lend you guys the carpet though, you wanna fly?

While the cast doesn’t generally approve of the snake, you’re very loud about your infatuation.

They can’t stop you.

Rook Hunt is a lover of beauty, and you, the player, are the most beauté of all! (full points :D)

Qu'est-ce que c'est? A soft and fluffy copy of himself? How wonderous! Marvelous! The adorable cotton-filled blah blah blah (insert soliloquy here)

While there’s a tiny thought in his mind that perhaps the poison apple or the queen would be more befitting of a nui plush, he still takes your fascination with him in stride.

(It’s not often that he’s in this role.)

To be your favorite, it is an honor!

He shall dedicate a poem to your inner and outer beauty!

Accidentally tosses you to the ground when you try to hug him.

Desolé, instinct. Try again?

He’s not used to being the one in the spotlight, but please, take as many pictures as you need!

Love? Love is the most beautiful indeed. Comme toi, tellement adorable. Lovely.

You’re asking if I have someone I love?

Je suis un lâche de ne pas exprimer mon amour pour toi. 

Either you get what he’s saying or you remember it so you can translate later.

Anyway, have you ever wanted to hunt for sport as a date?

No?

How about getting hunted for sport?

Still no? Shame.

Rook settles for little camping trips in the woods, just you and him and the forest (and his bow and quiver of arrows and his hunting knife and his dagger and—).

He makes very good roasted meat.

You’ll enjoy it as long as you remember not to ask where it’s from.

Uh, ignore how every other cast member is judging you. Love is love, right?

Ortho Shroud is very happy! Very excited! Yay!

You’re a legendary figure, and you’re treating him so nicely! 

Is that a toy made to look like him? You like Ortho? He’s your favorite character?

Yay!

Robo baby is very happy.

Since you like Ortho, do you like Idia too?

Can you be Idia’s friend?

Can you be a new older sibling? Please?

(Say yes or I will [redacted])

Hugs? Hugs!

Forehead kisses?

Yes!

You seem to enjoy taking many pictures of Ortho. Why is this? You like him that much?

If so, maybe you two should take pictures together instead of always taking pictures of him alone. He’d love to take lots of pictures with you!

Can Idia come?

I am your favorite character? Like in a video game? This world is also a video game?

That’s great!

What kind of character am I?

Lilia Vanrouge thinks you’re funny. But also totally correct.

He must be sinful because even you, dear player, find him absolutely adorable!

Hehehe…

Is that a tiny Lilia? Good taste! It’s almost as adorable as the real one.

When you hug him in your excitement, he just laughs and pats your back.

Grandpa vibes.

A picture? Why not?

A selfie, as you kids say. (bro you’re not even detached from modern technology???)

Really likes taking pictures with you.

Since you like him a lot and he’s your favorite character, be a dear and forgo your sleep schedule to game with him.

I’m your favorite, right? Surely that means you’d love to taste my cooking?

No? Why, I’m saddened by your rejection…

There we go. It’s not so bad, is it? I made it with effort, onions, garlic…are you alright? Oh dear.

[chlorinecake]

your first impression of your moots and your impression now?

took me a while to get to this but here’s my long asf answer 🐈‍⬛

@angel1kisses ✮⋆˙ idk, something abt her blog jst INSTANTLY captivated me, like… even before I saw what she looked like, I knew she’d be a baddie 😏 in simple word tho, jst think of every high school stereotype (minus jock) but in one person. that’s how chaotic her energy was to me 😭 and it’s the same way now… gotta love my random and smexy wifey huhu 🤭

@nikisdubblchococake ✮⋆˙ meme material. she had an asian santa pfp when I first saw her account 😭 so I figured she would have an interesting sense of humor. she also used a lot of slang and meme references whenever we texted, but I just loved her energy from the beginning, and I knew we’d end up being really close friends like we are now 🫶 my copium 💯

@minhosimthings ✮⋆˙ okay so… mona left an interesting first impression on me… I was honestly a bit intimidated by her in the beginning 😳?? I just didn’t feel worthy/brave enough to talk to her at first 😭 like… she had a very quirky, mysterious, and boss bitch vibe all around ~~ but when I finally got to know her, she’s literally such a sweetheart :( like Ik we’re partners in crime but she seriously stole my heart… ❤️‍🩹 my jagi… all mine 🫂

@starrywonie ✮⋆˙ y’all. I’m abt to embarrass the hell out of myself when I saw this, but I was literally OBSESSED with Nana when I first found her page (way before I started writing myself) ~ like, i honestly thought she was older than me bc I just looked up to her as THE Jungwon fan page. now after getting to know her tho, she’s literally a walking wonie 🥲 the cutest bby ever 🫶

@candewlsy ✮⋆˙ okay soooooooo, i didn’t really have a first impression of Mizu bc as soon as I discovered her blog, we were talking and texting on discord the next day 🤪 !! but from that, i can say she has a very lovable and sociable nature… always willing to learn more abt a person while also sharing things abt herself... can't forget how much she loves her cowboys, too 🤠

@wonfilez ✮⋆˙ i discovered her blog during my yandere phase and boy when I tell you she had me hooked with "beautiful monster" 🫠 I just admired how talented of a writer she was (even though that was the only work I'd read by her at the time, it was enough to make me a fan 😭)... aside from the past though, once I finally got to meet her, I admired her bubbly personality 🫶

@enmayz ✮⋆ ˙ I just never felt confident/worthy enough to speak to or even follow Mira 😭 ... just from seeing the way she'd talk about her moots on her blog, I could immediately tell she had such a beautiful soul, and anyone close to her was literally so lucky, like- now tho? don't even get me started on her voice... her looks... her charisma ??? the girl just slays, I tell you...

@jaylaxies ✮⋆˙ enhabler's disney princess right here ☝️. I don't know what it is abt Aria, but she just radiates such royal energy??? like, as crazy as it sounds, I'm pretty sure she sparkles like diamonds or smth, bc she's literally a celebrity. an ICON, I tell you. but aside from my fangirling, she really is a sweetheart. very humble, very chill... yeah, she just slays like that 😌

@hoondrop ✮⋆˙ intimidating part 2. I always felt like a peasant whenever I saw Moon’s blog, like- it seemed disrespectful for me to even scroll through her posts 🤡 idk if it was just the aesthetic of her page, but she genuinely seemed ethereal to me. and even now after speaking with her a few times, she’s like an older sister 🥲 cool, chill, while still being relatable, just in a mature sense 🫠

@takiberry ✮⋆˙ miss renè... from the day she followed me, I didn't even bother checking out her blog because I HAD ALREADY BEEN STALKING NGL 🤡 she just seemed so vibey from the way she responded to her fans, plus, not a lot of creators on here write abt &team, so I was like, yes, let's be friends !! now tho, I see her as the lucky friend... blessed with good looks, a sweet personality and the opportunity to talk to ej 🥲 she's just THAT girl ~~

@rowretro ✮⋆˙ even though we just became moots closer towards the end of this year, I had to include Rowan on this list because she's just so cool and bubbly, and I've already had sm fun getting to know this cutie patootie over the past few days and I can’t wait for our friendship to blossom as time goes on :)

@squoxle ✮⋆˙ this beeyatch just gets on my nerves, honestly... from the moment I saw her as a baby in the hospital, I knew she would be the death of my 9 month streak of peace. but to look on the bright side... actually? there is no bright side 😔 only darkness... my impression of her remains the same, tho. she stinks, she's ugly, and HELLA annoying XD

@microwvdstrawb3rri3s ✮⋆˙ when I first saw her account, I didn't really form an opinion abt her bc I saw her as a follower than anything. but once we started talking more frequently, I swear she's like the cutest little sister ever 🥲 so endearing, energetic, and sweet... like, it genuinely makes my day every time I see one of her silly asks or just a random "hello" message in my dms !!

@cheruluv ✮⋆˙ if I'm remembering correctly, I first met Iya when she asked abt one of my yandere fics, so I just assumed right out the gate that she'd have more of an edgy personality, but when I actually got to know her, she's such a ray of comfort ❤️‍🩹. I mean, she's literally a human version of a my little pony character. just so nice and friendly all the time... 🫠

Side Note: This year has been TRASH to say the least (won’t get into the details because the haters are waiting to celebrate my misfortune)… But ever since I started this blog in early August, I’ve never felt happier, like…. ever 🤑!!! So I just wanna thank all of my precious mooties for literally just existing (?) and getting me through some of the toughest moments in my life this year… obviously I’m religious, so I gotta give credit to the LORD too 🧎‍♀️ but knowing you guys is such a slay for me. Legit feels like I’m winning at life… but anyway, Happy New Year to all of you lovelies 🫶🫶🫶 and special thanks to @ashgonedash (the original gangster... kudos to this queen for requesting blood on ice 🫡), and @yourmomscuntis2tighy (my highness... MEGA props for coming up with the convenient chances plot, like HELLO???)... these two girls have supported my goofy ahh blog since the beginning, and I will always remember y’all baddies for that :3 Take care and stay safe !! MUAH 😽 Love, Chloé 🩵

[tsunflowers]

"mito’s gender is supposed to be this big plot point but she has no thoughts about it ever. ren turns her into a boy and rewrites her memories so presumably she thought during that period that she had always been a boy and only remembered otherwise when ruka broke the spell. she has nothing to say about it. actually she doesn’t have much to say about how fucked up it was for him to do all that

do you think the manga shows more of her internal monologue and thoughts or is it just not important[?]"

I haven't read the manga & I'm certain that it wasn't author's intention, but that description makes it sound like Mito might be Agender, or maybe Gender Casual.

Because that whole part of not really having thought on being turned into a boy makes me think of an inverted version of Elliot & Ellen Dunkel from El Goonish Shive.

Fairly early on in the comic's story, Elliot was hit with an alien magi-tech "beam of turn you into a hot girl (and also increase any existing attraction you have to guys)" and (due incredibly complicated reasons that wouldn't be fully revealed until much later) thought he would be stuck like that for the foreseeable future. So he attempted to use an ancient artifact intended to remove curses called "The Dewitchery Diamond" to undo it. Except, the diamond was improperly made by its novice creator & "removes curses" by extracting any enchantments affecting someone and turning them into a separate beings that are capable of spreading their "curse", and leaving the original target the ability to change into their transformed state at-will (in-universe the Diamond was responsible for the creation of werewolves).

So anyways, not only did Elliot using the diamond create Ellen, his sister who has all his memories up until the point of contact with the diamond (but notably the Diamond canonically gives it's creations entirely new souls, and Ellen was also later given a second set of childhood memories of being raised as girl from a dream alternate reality that never existed to help "age-up her soul"), it also served as a "improper trigger" for his magical awakening.

This improper awakening made it so that:

A) all spells he develops have to do with turning into a girl in some way, meaning the "turn into a superhero" spell he gets is specifically a "turn into a superheroine" spell,

B) he has a build-up of magical energy that requires him to use the "turn into a girl" spell at regular intervals to prevent it from going off uncontrollably at random.

My point being that because all of this, he later figure's out that he's "Gender Casual" (a term coined in-universe by him/IRL by the author as a self-descriptor) and likes having access to the ability to transform even though he's fine either way (and so continues to do so even after he stops having the magical build-up).

(Side note: I'm using He/Him for Elliot because that was most recent preference stated in the comic, via one of the Q and A chapters)

this conversation between ellen and elliot is so cute. I'm charmed by it even though I don't know the characters. I don't think ms toyama ema has put even a tenth of the thought that went into these pages into the gender identities of the characters in vampire dormitory

am I right that the author of el goonish shive is someone who started out like "it would be crazy if there was a beam that turned you into a girl, and kind of cool also. I'm not going to unpack this" but over the course of writing a webcomic about it began to unpack it and went on a bit of a gender journey along with their characters? if so then you can't help but put a lot of thought into the gender of your characters. if ms toyama is a cis woman she may never have thought about gender and ended up with a gender casual character from a position of thoughtlessness rather than deep thought...

[ladyevol]

The machine

[A little fic set in my AU based on recent events in Hermitcraft :)]

It was supposed to be an intervention. As a fellow builder and Grian's best friend, it was Scar job to assure that the man finished the back of his build, honestly, it was just a matter of time until the angels became mad with all of Grian's buildings ending up unfinished in a way and let him go, and Scar didn't want to see that. Being a builder was an extremely dangerous and difficult job, even with the respawn runes all over the island, hence why it wasn't very sought after, even if it was extremely important. This also led to the builders developing a very close relationship, after all, when you lived in an isolated island for over an year, you had to either socialize with those around you or go crazy on your own and there was no one that Scar had a closer relationship with than Grian. His friend was an amazing builder too. He just had a problem with the backs of their builds, which is why he needed a little nudge.

Scar wasn't alone either. He had Impulse, a fellow builder and artificer, someone responsible for generating electricity in the island, and Gem, who was originally hired as head of security, but who also worked as a builder due to lack of manpower in case Grian turned out to be a little too stubborn. The three of them sat and spoke to themselves while enjoying some Scarland snacks when Grian suddenly flew closer to them and said the secret words, "can't I finish this tomorrow? I really wanted to see Doc's new machine."

"Grian." Impulse said harshly like a father grounding their child, "you can't not finish the back of your builds! I know you have a bit of a reputation for it, but this is going too far!"

"Don't make us use force. You know that we will." Gem said and placed her hand on the handle of her sword.

The man in red swallowed, "Scar? Don't you want to go see Doc's cool machine? I hear that we can get diamonds easily from it."

"I-"

"Scar, don't." Impulse said.

"Stay strong." Gem added.

"I-"

"Scar, you know that it is for his own good!"

"I know! I know! But- but I really want to see the machine!" He said, already grabbing his rocket.

Grian grinned, "hah! I will race you there!" He said, already starting to fly away.

"Hey, no fair! You started early!" He followed. The sound of the other two calling their names became further and further away until the two could only hear the wind in their ears.

Soon, the large gap on the side of the mountain came into view, and both men flew inside. Scar couldn't help, but think that it looked like a giant mouth. "Are you sure that this is the right way?!" He shouted so the blonde could hear him.

"Yeah!" Grian shouted back, "it is somewhere around here- there!" He pointed and approached.

The machine was huge and complex, something straight out of a science fiction book. Scar couldn't even start to comprehend it except that it launched tnt and that immediately got a single thought to cross his mind. "I want to see it working."

"What?!" Grian looked at him, eyes wide in disbelief.

"You said that we were coming here to get some diamonds, right?" The long haired man smirked, "then let's get our diamonds!"

"Do you even know how to do that?! I mean, how do we even start it?!"

"No idea, but there is only one way to find out." Scar saw a random button and pushed it. Suddenly, the TNT was launched onto the wall ahead, creating an even bigger hole.

"S-SCAR!"

Scar laughed in a way that could only be considered maniacal before saying, "come on, Grian! Give it a try! It is super fun!"

Grian hesitated for a millisecond before pressing the button as well. The explosives flew and detonated against stone. He let out a squeal of joy and both men began taking turns pressing the button.

Again.

Again.

Again.

And again

"We aren't going to break it, right?" Grian finally asked, just not before pressing the button again.

"Relax! This is a Doc machine. He is the greatest artificer in all of Hermitcraftia! We would need to be EXTREMELY unlucky to break it somehow." Scar pressed the button again. Nothing happened.

The two of them exchanged a look, "Scar…"

"I'm sure it is alright, p-probably just a delay!"

"Scar!" Grian pressed the button again. Nothing happened. "Oh no, no, no, it isn't working!"

"M-maybe we are doing it wrong!" Scar joined him in pressing the button even harder now, harder and harder until the two of them punched it hard enough to shatter the button. The two of them stared at it and whispered at the same time, "oh no…"

Sparks flew from the machine as it came to live, sounds and alarms going off. And then, all at once the hundreds of explosives fell, creating a chain reaction that exploded the entire machine on their faces.

With gunpowder and soot on their faces, the two men just stared before Scar finally spoke. "So there was a delay after all."

"Scar, we are so dead."

"Oh yeah, we definitely are."

[homestuckexamination]

Do you have any serious leprechaun romance headcanons? I know Hussie made it as a joke, but seriously, some of it is too fascinating not to pass up. Like for example, Hussie included the diamond symbol (moiralliegence), despite diamonds not being in lucky charms, implying there is a clear leprechuan equivalent. the shamrock charm is made up of heart symbols. the moon looks like the dreamself prospit symbol. If there really was nothing behind this, Hussie could've just made up some random crazy symbols. What if Hussie seriously thought about this but then decided to throw it in as a joke? My MoL brain can't let it go.

... Okay so, I was about to say that there wasn't anything here and I wasn't too invested in Leprechaun Romance to really think and ponder about what, to me, felt like a big joke of complicating an alien romance system for funsies.

However, I couldn't ignore the statement that the Diamonds didn't exist, so I looked it up, and apparently, as it turns out, there's been various types of Lucky Charms with different combinations of symbols. While there doesn't seem to be any one promotion with all nine Hussie used, Blue Diamonds are definitely in some Lucky Charms.

Taking all of the symbols from the first statement, plus the Pots of Gold and Rainbows from the second, gives not only all of the Charms Hussie used, but also their exact color!

A cool factoid, right? So, case rested? That's where all of them came from and there's nothing more to it?

Hahaha.

Hah.

So of course because I wasn't satisfied with just taking this statement at face value, I went into the Wikipedia page to read more about them, when I stumbled across a very... Interesting thing.

The charms have fucking meanings. They represent powers??? Which means, accidentally or not, the Leprechaun Romance Symbols do have a deeper meaning, and as such, you could PROBABLY make up some kind of romantic system based loosely on this???

I also need to point out the Unicorn Charm- Stated to be Bring coloUr to the world, was the replacement for the Hourglass Charm, which, and I quote, "The Hourglass Charm has the power to Stop Time * Speed Up Time * Reverse Time". There's also Swirled Mashmallows and a Skeleton Key which unlocks any door.

COINCIDENCE?!

... Yeah. Yeah, like, almost definitely. But it's fun to realize these things have deeper meanings, and being able to draw silly connections or open the door for more analysis like this. X3

[llilli64]

For the jojo ask game, 7, 12, 14, 21 and 24 ^^

First of all, thanks for the bunch of questions June. I can't talk enough abt Jojo, hahaha. <3

7. Favourite Stand design? Least favourite Stand design?

Can't choose only one but star platinum, spice girl, sticky fingers and justice are some of my favorites. I also like Tohth bc I find stand objects interesting.

Least favorite is crazy diamond bc it's similar to the world, would have liked one that didn't resemble a design we had already seen, especially when it comes to the stand of the new protagonist.

I don't hate it's just okay.

12. How were you introduced to JoJo?

I had nothing better to do during the pandemic and Netflix had just added jjba to its catalog, so I simply said “meh, why not?” xD

14. Best anime opening and ending?

Sono chi no sadame (sorry fighting gold ). Good song, 3D openings are just that cool and it's where everything started; the manga panels sequence makes me super emotional.

Best ending is Distant dreamer. Love how it fits to Jolyne's character.

21. Best music or art you've discovered through JoJo?

King crimson and even if I discovered Modern crusaders thanks to a friend, listening it at the end of the episode was a pleasant surprise. This was my reaction.

24. Random fun fact you know about JoJo

The only fun facts I know are related to the Latino dub, so here are some:

1. In the Latino dub, some stands have a different voice actor instead of keeping their stand user VA, that's why gold experience has Jonathan's voice. It's dumb but I like to see it as a jonadad easter egg x3

2. When Jolyne phones the Speedwagon foundation, the woman on the phone is the same VA who recorded the voicemail and costumer service lines for one of the phone companies here in Mexico, which I think it's pretty cool.

[stanleyvampire14]

This makes me so happy. I haunt random mbs and suddenly people are excited to see me. I have won at life.

So, my good fan... Tell me about your fixations before I water gun you again.

~ 🔫 (water gun not gun) anon

WE HAVE WON AT LIFE YOU MEAN 🔥🔥🔥

Oh my fixations! I have those-

Okay so first off we got my main one (That I’ve been drawing an embarrassing amount of fanart for) Lord of the Flies! I just really like the whole “Stuck on an island and going crazy” dynamic but instead of regular adults it’s silly little British boys and Jack, Simon, and Roger are my favorites (I know, its literally just choir boys…sigh…I promise I like all of them…) I think their dynamic is really cool and I have sweet little hcs about how Roger and Jack used to take care of Simon when he had faints before the island (Simon has a fainting problem, possibly epileptic?) like they would stay behind whenever the choir would go on trips to different churches and stuff and Jack always has a water bottle or two in his bag in case Simon or someone else needs it. Roger just…stares at Simon until he wakes up. He has a little bit of an obsession with bloody things (Simon’s nose bleeds when he has faints).

Second off we got the lesser extremely fixated thing; Digimon! Again- Kids being trapped on some sort of island…I’m beginning to become concerned for my fixations…Anyways! There’s a lot of different seasons but my favorite ones that I keep rewatching are season 1 and 2 and there’s these separate ones (Digimon Tri and Last Kizuna, at least I think that’s how it’s spelled…), which are directly tied to each other, and it follows the story about these 8 kids (one of them isn’t there at first) getting transported into a digital world with a bunch of creatures called Digimon following them around. They fight the evil Digimon with their own Digimon partners and it’s really cool and the soundtrack BANGS.

Last one we got is a COMPLETE 180….Steven Universe! It’s a mostly wholesome show that follows this alien-human hybrid named Steven and he has a gem mom and a human dad (mom’s DEAD….She gave up her form to make him may Rose Quartz rip) anyways there’s some angsty moments and most of it is just Steven absolutely FIGHTING for his life as these home world gems start attacking him and his three gem friends (I like to call them his moms/sisters…). There was this gem war between the homeworld gems and this group called the crystal gems and “Rose” killed one of homeworlds diamonds and that ended the war.

Uhhh I think that’s all for now, not really interested in bunch else that comes to mind

[sleepingfancies]

TELL ME ABOUT DEATHBRINGERS!!!!<3<3<3<3!! how are there no stars???? what's the giant fucked up wall (or gate? you've mentioned it b4 but I forgor) ??? what role do ur characters play in the Things That Are Happening, or do they live in the aftermath? I fuckign love hearing about deathbringers it is so cool

TEEHEE ^-^ (thank u sm for asking i'm about to type an ungodly amount im sorry)

So about the stars >=) there is a sun and people in the world Assume there May Have Been more like it in the past!! But the sun is to their world what one random dragon would be to us, really; it's there, and no one can deny Its Nature, but people are a bit confounded or skeptical about it. The absence of light at night has largely been blamed on vampires as something they achieved (incorrect, though they do benefit from only having one sun-source to worry about). But there's no more proof for that theory than there is the concept other stars ever existed at all :3

What actually happened doesn't have any definitive documentation in canon anymore!! It was all intentionally destroyed by the involved parties and the main characters never fully learn the big picture <3 but essentially. An extremely long time ago and far beyond living memory, some particularly ambitious individuals decided to Bring Down and Swallow stars for their power ^_^ the resulting conflict was apocalyptic but ultimately the stars lost, and so there are no stars anymore =) unless

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The giant fucked up wall could refer to three things and I'm insane so I will tell u abt them all ^-^

The titular City of Gears has many a fucked up wall !! It was built into a mountain and meant to be a sanctuary for vampires, away from the sun. But the original architect wanted to ensure the vampires were safe from even the most immortal threats (teehee!!), so he designed the city as a labyrinth with hundreds of walls that could rotate, appear and disappear, and raise and lower; this on top of stationary walls, as well. The idea was that the labyrinth's pattern would never be the same twice and change once a month, thus making it impossible for an immortal threat to spend centuries memorizing the city's layout for an attack.

Blynnfell's Crown isn't necessarily fucked up and crazy insane like the City of Gears' rotating labyrinth but it is Different !! Blynnfell is the capital of the country and sits on the southeast coast, sort of boxed in by the continental-long Blackcrest River and the sea ^-^ it's surrounded by enormous and thick as hell jagged shards of stoneglass (in our world we call it alexandrite). Its primary purpose is to absorb light reflecting off the ocean + manage the city's light pollution, but it's almost as hard as diamond, so it makes for excellent defense as well. The city is always surrounded by a very colorful glow, it's rather pretty =)

The Spire isn't technically a wall itself but it is fucked up <3 it's the seat of the Lovely Prince (the title of the current and singular god). It's been heavily enchanted and covered in illusions; the Lovely Prince doesn't actually maintain it well, so it's a rather derelict mess in reality, but the illusion projects an opulent veneer. The illusion persists as long as the Lovely Prince is around to maintain it :3

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The characters ougghghghgaaaaa the characters >=) I am sure u have heard me mention all of them at some point but the core four are Daciana Cel Tradat (vampire), Mortimer Crackbone (human), Vidar Rothmoor (fey), and Kadija Ekunye (human). The four of them get together to kill the Lovely Prince ^-^ I won't get TOO into book 2 shenanigans here just bc this is already soooo long SJDHGDSG

Daciana is the head of the group and the duology's deuteragonist. She personally assembles the gang to kill the Lovely Prince, she plans out how to travel to the Spire without drawing attention, she refuses to stop until she completes her goal, and she goes against the vampiric Grand Coven's warnings to do it. Daciana is a very "I will do what I know must be done" kind of person, which does a lot for driving events both good and bad <3

Mortimer is the soul of the group and the duology's universal foil. He quite literally monitors and cares for the souls of the other three. He contains multitudes and is deeply understanding of other people's multitudes as well; his protectiveness and gentleness directly impact the end outcome. Mortimer also foils almost every single major character; he represents both someone's doomed villain and someone else's redeemed hero.

Vidar is the body of the group and the duology's antihero. He is a creature of indulgence, and indulge he does!! His hunger and consumption have enormous ramifications on the plot, especially leading into the second book. Vidar is also fundamentally selfish, cowardly, and mocks other people's feelings for a laugh. But still he takes the heaviest beating in defense of the other three, and consistently utilizes his advantages as a fey for their benefits.

Kadija is the heart of the group and the duology's protagonist. She can and will choose kindness every single time, even at great cost to herself, which shapes the entire overarching plot. Kadija is also the center of the conundrum and always was. She is the core of the story, the overlaid note in everyone else's arc, and she always was and always would be. Kadija's arc would have happened regardless of what the other three did or didn't do <3

[nsomniacsdream]

I'm on the cusp of 40 and here's all the wisdom I've figured out.

1. Sometimes you need to just sit quietly. Cup of tea or whatever, blanket wrapped around you and just breathe for awhile.

2. Everyone is insane, to a different degree. The human mind is complex on the level of galaxies, but you will never convince some people that child abuse is wrong because that would mean their mom, who they love, did a bad thing.

3. If you try to convince someone of something, and you try your best (sources, citations, studies) and they still don't change their mind, you can stop trying. Seriously, either someone is capable of changing their mind or they're not, there isn't a whole lot of in between.

4. Mayo goes on the bread, mustard goes between the meat and the cheese. It doesn't make a huge difference, but its the right way to do it.

5. People cannot help themselves from showing you who they really are. Seriously, no one can keep up a charade on the order of months and years. There will be "red flags", and you'll ignore them because you've decided they're not like that, but they are.

6. There is vanishingly little you can do on a global stage. Unless you were born very rich. Focus local, make whatever small changes you can locally, and hope enough people can change their locale that the effect is global. If you try too big, you're just gonna drive yourself crazy.

7. This is a really hard one: stay calm. It can be really hard when someone gets up in your face yelling about shit, calling you names, but understand: you losing your cool doesn't help, and its giving them what they want.

8. Keep physical copies of the really important things and get a fireproof lockbox. Birth certs, wedding photos. Tech fails ALL the fucking time, seriously. You're gonna plug in that memory stick one day and it's gonna say files corrupted.

9. Bad thoughts are fine until you act on them. Your brain is built on the same chassis as a crocodile, sometimes you will think about violence.

10. American politics is stupid to the point of laughability, but you still have to be involved. Make sure you vote, if only for the peace of mind that comes with knowing you did it.

11. Most salespeople hate their job. It is not too controversial to say that sales is literally the worst. Like in a "this is actively holding back humanity" sort of way. Don't get mad at them personally, but also understand that they are paid to lie to you. Even the true things they say are lies because they're using them to trick you. Do. Not. Listen. To. Salespeople.

11b. That used car was not driven only on Sundays by a little old lady. I'm sorry you had to find out this way. It was a car some rich kid got for his 16th birthday and he did considerable damage to the transmission, but you won't find that out until just after the lemon law lapses.

12. Be kind, but know that nice is not the same as kind. Nice is often a mask for just the worst people, kind is something rarer and so fucking wonderful when you find it. Hold on to those people.

13.if you find a really fucking good local restaurant, tell EVERYBODY. Those places are like tripping over a huge diamond at random, and so many of them go out of business before they really catch on.

14. Find fun where you can. It's hard out here, and if playing video games, or tabletops, or flower arranging or whatever! makes you happy? Do it.

15. Be nice to dogs.

[4kennels]

MAN’S BEST FRIEND

Fred had those innocent eyes, wide, blue, and always searching for hope. I could never turn away from him when he spoke to me in his calm, confident way. I loved when we did nothing else but stare ahead and watch the world pass us by. Him next to me and me at his side. We could share so many experiences just being in each other’s company. My dick started to get hard thinking about him.

I’m not sure why Fred cared the way he did for me. He was like a brother- a mentor. He said I was helpless, and it was endearing. I think when he told me he was struggling not to say the word “cute” when describing me. I’m not a huge guy. You could probably pick me up. I have scruff on my face. I think I look a bit pathetic. He said once that he severely wanted to protect me against anything.

I have to admit it. I had desires for Fred. I don’t remember exactly when it began, but over time I looked forward to seeing him more than I last remember and for reasons more than just having someone to talk to.

“Hey SG, I’m going to stop by your place after work.” Fred said on the phone. I popped a nug into my pipe and lit up. We might watch some shit on the tele and talk about our day like usual. We usually ordered a pizza and just told the night to fuck off.

“I’ve been thinking about this for a while now, SD. I want a dog.” Fred said. That sounded like a good idea for him. He’s the sweetest guy I know and there was no doubt he’d be great with animals.

“But I want it to be special. I need you to help me find the right companion dog, SG.” His voice was energetic, and almost anxious. Of course I would help him find the right one. Freddy deserved the best. I would do anything for him.

“So what kind do you want?” I asked him.

“Well. I need a companion type. Big, a bit shaggy is cool.” Haha Shaggy. “Maybe somewhat curious and a little goofy could be cool. I love dogs with personality. We can stop by the local shelter and a couple shops and have a look.”

“Sure thing, bro. We’ll get you the best dog in the world.” I said.

The weed started to hit. I could feel the room spinning just slightly. A new occurrence from this hybrid strain I picked up. It was a slight orange and had crazy fibers. Mans Best Friend I think it was called.

"Pick you up at seven?

“Sure, see you then.” We hung up and I slouched deeper into the worn leather sofa. I started to pass out and was quickly whisked into a deep slumber.

Next thing I knew Freddy was knocking at the door. I had to shoot out of my deep sleep struggling to regain my balance as I scrambled to unlatch the deadbolt.

“Hey boy!” Freddy said. He lit up the room with that face. “You ready to go?” I sort of did a jump of excitement. I loved going out to places with him. Again I felt a slight chubby well up inside me. God! Why am I getting an erection now?

“Oh what’s that?” Freddy paused for a second. I froze- couldn’t even look at his face, afraid he had looked down. To my relief he was looking over at the kitchen table. I had been going through my closet earlier that morning and by some random chance had pulled out the great dane costume I wore two years back.

“That’s your dog costume isn’t it!” He said enthusiastically as he walked over to it and ruffled the pieces of synthetic fur.

“Yeah. Was rearranging the closet.” I said, trying to remember why I pulled that costume out. I remembered that year. He had gone as a Norse viking in a goblin mask. God his pecs looked great against that leather harness. I kept pulling his mask off during the party and he’d reply, “I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn’t been for that meddling dog!” We got hit on by so many girls.

“I think I really want a great dane.” Freddy said. They’re really loyal if I remember." Freddy was playing with the diamond shaped costume collar. “And the way they can sniff shit out, it’s almost uncanny. And they are so intuitive, it’s almost human” He picked up the collar and held it up with two hands. “We really kicked ass that year, didn’t we!”

We really did. It was a great night. Everyone got really drunk and I think I had one too many pot brownies. As the night went on, me and him had a long talk out in the back of that tudor mansion. We sat in the private gazebo for hours just watching the foggy dusk start to grow light. I think he kept his arm around me the whole time, for balance probably. I didn’t think much of it because we were both drunk and that’s just what drunk people do. I remember he stroked my skin in that fur costume. His hands felt amazing. At one point I think he was playing with my collar.

As I watched him hold that collar I remembered the way it felt to be a costume dog sitting next to that hunk of a man. He held the collar up to my chest now. “It really fits you well doesn’t it.”

‘Fits me well?’ I wondered. Again my emotions were bubbling up. I really felt like a helpless dog in front of him.

“I gotta admit, SG, I’m having some depression ever since Vee went off to Medical School. That’s why i need this companion dog. I need someone to sit beside me and just waste the night away. And there’s too many raccoons around too. A good loyal great dane is just what I need to protect my house and make me feel great.” Freddy was pressing the plastic novelty collar against my neck now.

My crotch got tighter. His rough hands emanated warmth. My heart skipped. I froze, staring at his luscious lips. God what was wrong with me?

“SD, can you be my dog?” My throat tightened like a vault.

“What?”

"Like just pretend. I mean I know it doesn’t make any sense. But I took this method acting class once and they said if you pretend it gives you insight into the real thing. I want a dog, but I want to make sure because having a dog is a big step. Like I know it’s a weird request. But I want to know the feeling of having one by my side. And you have so many great qualities just like a dog "

II should have gotten offended, but my dick was doing the transformation thing again. Why did it sound so good? It really was a weird request. But I would do so much for Freddy. Pretending to be a dog for him for an hour wouldn’t be the most extreme thing I’d be willing to do. No doubt I was ready to pretend.

“Yeah I guess it wouldn’t hurt. What should I do, Fred?”

“Well you got this great costume still. Here put on the collar. I’ll help you.”

Freddy reached around to my neck, brushing the thick colorful piece of rubber against my soft skin. The metal name tag sent a wave of surprise across my body as the cold metal made contact. I heard the fastener snap in place. “Click!” I felt something inside me change. He set his hand on my back, straightening the collar.

“There we go, now you look like my dog!” Freddy said laughing. “Now you just have to act like one!” Muy face got nervous. My erection was getting a bit obnoxious. Fred noticed. He gave me a slightly larger smile. Oh God I couldn’t look. I turned away and faced the opposite wall. He grabbed my hand and turned me back to face him. I was greeted with an ego-less smile.

“Okay, master. As your dog what should I do?” I said, trying to break the ice of my own nervousness.

“Well, I want to just watch some television and relax. Today was so rough. Let’s do that, pup!”

“Sounds good!”

Freddy walked over to the sofa and I followed.

“SG, no! Dogs don’t walk on two feet!” Whoops. He took a few steps back and pressed down on my shoulders. I lowered myself down onto the carpet, feeling myself grow more submissive as I shrunk to a bowing position.

“Now put your hands on the ground and point your head up high.”

I complied, feeling a little unsure about how to look like a proud dog while being in this dehumanizing position. It took a little getting used to, but after a few moments I felt I was emulating a dog pretty good and it didn’t feel so bad.

"Much better, SG. He bent down on one knee and started scratching me like a dog. I felt a wave of pleasure roll through me from his fingers. “Can you give me a bark, boy?”

"II let out a sharp “Woof!”

“Wow you’re a natural! Good boy! Now follow!” He shouted. I walked on fours as we made our way to the beat up sofa. “Sit by my feet, pup.” He said as he pointed to a spot on the carpet next to him.

I positioned myself by his large size 11 feet. He turned on the television and casually kicked off his shoes. I felt a soft foot rub against my stomach. A set of commercials started up.

“Hey boy, I know this is a bit weird, but I don’t think dogs wear clothes. Could you take off your shirt?” Again I looked up at him with nervous confusion. He was lighting up a bowl of Mans Best Friend. I slowly pulled my shirt off with his bare sock guiding me. He massaged my bare chest with his feet as they wandered lower down my chest towards my jeans. I could feel his toes tugging at them.

“Still not quite full dog. Let’s take off those pants too.” God he looked sexy up there on that couch with his feet all over me. I unbuckled my pants and pulled them off alongside my tight white underwear. I felt so naked, so exposed. Freddy smiled. His foot was on my cock. I just know I was soaking those fibers with my precum. He seemed not to pay any mind and we both went back to watching the show. I was too nervous to do anything else. His foot kept caressing my cock. It was fully erect now and leaking snail trails.

He momentarily took a break to take another hit, then bent down to me and blew the exhale into my mouth.

“Boy, I love having you by my side.” Fred said assuringly.

“Me too, Fred.” I replied.

“Hey, dog’s don’t talk!” Fred laughed.

“I mean woof!” I said. My chest welled up with wanton desire. I wanted to be like this for Fred always. He started to scratch my ear some more. Fred blew more Mans Best Friend into my mouth. I was soon super stoned and blazed beyond belief. Soon I wasn’t even thinking in complete sentences. I just had ideas pop into my head and I imagined him sitting next to me at a dog park.

Why didn’t it feel more strange to be naked at the foot of my best friend? I think the weed made me tired again. I dozed off.

This time I had something of a vivid dream. I was sitting outside on a patch of grass looking into a familiar house. It was late afternoon and a heavy collar was sitting atop my shoulders. I felt around at it. There was a huge thick lock on it. My dick was on massive hard on mode, but something was keeping it from going full mast. I looked down. Oh fuck, my cock was locked up inside some metal enclosure. The sight of it only sent more blood rushing into it, causing even more pain. I had to breathe, forcing myself to ease the hard on to minimize my pain, or else.

II could feel myself wanting to just pant. I got an urge to scratch my ear with my leg. It felt nice being outside.

Then I saw Freddy through the glass scraping something into a metal bowl with a spoon. It made a familiar metal clink as it hit the sides. I knew that clink from anywhere! Dinner time! I sniffed the air.

I could smell food smells coming from the house. Beef probably- in a stew. I made a game of what master was eating. I could see him through the glass. He looked amazing- shirtless, wearing only a skin tight set of colorful underwear. His thighs were bulging and there was that familiar cut of abs.

He set the metal bowl down onto the floor and walked over to the doors to let me in. I wanted to run over to to him, but my legs tripped over themselves. They were bound in some material leggings that gave the illusion that I had dog paws for feet. I couldn’t stand up right. I took a look at my hands in front of me. They were planted firmly into the ground, wrapped in a matching set of leggings. I took a few seconds to try shifting my weight inside them. Of course, I WAS a dog!

I would have to walk on fours to support the rest of my body. I looked at him with hunger. My stomach did too.

“Boy, it’s dinner time!” He shouted. I was excited. The bowl, though far away and filled with a familiar chili mix, I knew would fill me up. It would smell nothing like whatever he was cooking and had been pre canned. I knew it very well, having had to eat it for most of my meals. I always would have preferred what master was eating, but that was people food and it was my master feeding me, so I was forever grateful at whatever he gave me. I was, after all, his dog.

I scrambled on fours to move into the kitchen, right up to my master’s feet. As I came up to him, he gave me a good strong scratch around my neck and head.

“Good boy! Good pup!”

I panted in silence, overwhelmed by a stomach of good feelings for him.

The dream ended and I woke up with a pipe in my hand and a half burned nug of weed. Fred had gone home, but next to me were a set of his worn socks. My clothes were nowhere to be found. I put my hand around my neck. Still wearing the novelty collar. In my head I heard Fred say “I love you, boy.” I wanted to just curl up right there and keep dreaming.

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

Your anthro Ingo where he's all thin and pale and ghostly and he looks almost feral, is. SO. FUCKING. COOL. Dude, dude. He looks so fucked up, I love him, I love him so much. I love all of the rest of them too, trust me, but oh my god. Just, the contrast between him in Hisui and him before he fell is stellar. Fantastic even. And his EARS. His haunted eyes, his canon posture that has new connotations, the way you can see his spine through his coat. The cute aggression is real, I want to shake him around like a dog with a toy and then wrap him in a blanket and cuddle him close.

Wait, no, okay, I'm going a little bit crazy over this. I haven't drawn anything in like two years because of art block, but this. You have ignited a fire with this. So. That is a thing that is currently happening. I hope you don't mind? Who knows if I'll actually finish it, but I've made quite a lot of headway.

But anyway.

I mean, I don't how many more there'd be or if it's just Adaman and Mai in the clan right now that are reptiles, but I do think that historically they produce much, much more than the Pearl Clan, and I don't think Galaxy Team is too likely to have many either. Their populations are just so sparse you probably don't get most than a handful of any given type of animal.

Actually, I wonder if Adaman or Mai would be the one to approach Ingo about it first. Adaman if Irida decided that it was worth asking for help from the Diamond Clan if it meant her friend and warden was able to function better (which I figure she would, if she realized they might know something he could benefit from), or Mai if she just noticed at a warden's meeting that Ingo was struggling, put together why, and felt compelled to offer him some advice. Not sure if Mai would be the type to offer unsolicited help, but she seems like the responsible type and might be inclined to if only because he's a fellow warden.

Oh shit, you're absolutely right. Even though it probably isn't super safe for an arctic animal to visit the mirelands or coastlands during the summer, she and the others still could pass through safely as long as they weren't like vigorously exercising and kept hydrated, and at pretty much all times of the year they'd be okay in three of the five regions. Ingo can only go to like, two safely, and even then it's probably hard for him to go up towards Snowpeak for too long. Good thing it was Melli who got Moonview Arena and not him. Even if that doesn't really feel like a punishment to Ingo, I do think you're right that it'd hurt Irida. It'd probably help that he can still go to Jubilife once he starts wanting to, since at the very least he's able to go do something he has fun doing. I bet that'd actually mean a lot to her, to know that she hasn't basically shackled him to the highlands for his own safety (the irony being what she does in OoP lmao).

Very true, a lot of it could be! That's part of what makes it so fun to think about for me lol

>:3c tysm!! i'm really happy with how that art turned out too, it was actually the last ingo i drew after doing the other sketches (& a bunch of hare studies) and i was like "hmm. this isn't weird and concerning enough. let me make it worse" and there was a point in drawing one of the faces, i don't remember which which, but i like went. ohh yeah i love this man but there is some kind of primal monkey-brain instinct to get very far away before he sees me

MIND?? DO I MIND?? of COURSE not!! i love knowing ive inspired other people! ty!

and yeah, for sure out of all the groups in hisui they would probably have the most reptiles. whereas the galaxy team has the most diverse array of species, and the pearl clan has a bias towards fluffy mammals. the ginkgo guild is probably also a pretty random assortment. (maybe ginter's another goat, though?) so adaman might not necessarily agree that reptiles in general are unlucky, but when he hears about that particular pearl clan tradition there's probably still a "hah, yeah" moment anyway.

awwww the idea of irida approaching adaman to ask for help for ingo... especially if you assume that they're still on kind of shaky ground at that point. and she doesn't necessarily like him, but she's worried enough about ingo that she's just like "screw it" anyway and sets that aside for his sake. mai might care enough to offer her help, but the other question is, would ingo even listen? i feel like it'd require hearing it from someone he really cares about/trusts, like irida, for him to even notice/acknowledge that anything's wrong. before that he'd just be like "well that's good advice to keep in mind for the future or for anyone else i come across, fortunately i'm in perfect operating condition and don't need it. thank you though" and mai's just ... :/

YEAH... i do feel like in this au, irida and ingo are considerably closer than they are in ounce of prevention (not to say they AREN'T close in OoP, just that it's Very Complicated and in this au there seems to be less clan stuff getting between them.) i feel like there's probably also something in this au that means the clan in general is a lot warmer (ha) towards ingo... in my head i've been thinking that maybe lady sneasler was unevolved/young when he arrived and he happened to find and bring her back from having run off into the snow, which is a thing i think i've seen one or two other people do and i enjoy the social implications of lol. it also means that irida and others might be more inclined to see him, maybe not literally but metaphorically, as someone who was sent to help them during this troubled time, since he literally saved one of the noble lines from destruction before they'd even met him. which would just make the fact that hisui is so Objectively Bad for him hurt even worse!

yeah lol, it's like canon-a-bit-to-the-left right now which is really fun to play with? seeing what gets exposed to investigate if that makes sense. also reminding me that i WOULD like to write more cc stuff to do character/lore exploration... hmmm

[minnieposting]

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𝐒𝐘𝐌𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐒.

🎶 MUSICAL NOTES — what type of music does your oc like? do they listen to music very often?

I think Angel likes classical music. I also would say he’s the type to be a little embarrassed about liking top 10s pop music too.

💯 HUNDRED POINTS SYMBOL — share three random facts about your oc that others may not know.

others = other ocs

He has a big surgical scar that extends vertically across his knee. It’s always hidden by the socks/stockings Angel wears

That he likes pop music...lol

He daydreams about his crush treating him like a princess

💤 SLEEPING SIGN — is your oc a light sleeper or a heavy sleeper? how are their sleeping habits?

I think he’s prone to staying up late because he has trouble falling asleep. I think he would get an average 5-6 hours every night.

🔱 TRIDENT EMBLEM — can your oc swim? do they enjoy swimming?

Angel can swim, but doesn’t like it that much because he hates how wet bathing suits and clothes feel on damp skin. He’s only good at doggy paddling anyway.

🔺 RED TRIANGLE POINTED UP — does your oc know how to use any weapons?

Imagining Angel handling a weapon made me very excited...he looks so cool tbh. He’d really like that I said that LOL. But he can’t handle anything and never had a reason to anyway.

🔶 LARGE ORANGE DIAMOND — does your oc know cpr? do they have any other medical expertise?

Absolutely not

🚫 PROHIBITED — does your oc drink/smoke? do they do it regularly, or is it more on occasion or for special events?

I think Angel has tried a cigarette at least once but never picked it up. He also drinks socially, mostly wine or champagne. He’s not crazy about the taste but enjoys being buzzed.

bonus angel if anyone wants to see what he looks like!

[the--sage--sea]

22 december 2022

it’s been a nice few days. yesterday was our second day skiing and we got to the slopes around 9.30 in the morning. it was so nice going back to the lodge that we used to go to as kids. so nostalgic. even my little brother said he felt nostalgic and that was weird cause i always think of him as a little kid with no real thoughts i guess. we skied for a few hours and then got lunch at a different lodge and went back on the slopes until about 3pm. we got back to our condo as the sun was setting and then went for an early dinner at a really cute godzilla themed japanese restaurant. they were playing some funny japanese pop and rap and there were old godzilla posters all over the walls. so cool. i got a lavender milk tea boba and a california roll. when we got back home it was dark and we went to the hot tub which was like lukewarm and kinda uncomfortable. there were like six drunk college boys in the hot tub and some of them went to the college near my hometown which was so random considering we’re like a seven hour drive away. we watched the first half of inception and then went to bed early. well i guess i didn’t really go to bed early cause i stayed up watching attack on titan lol. i’m rewatching the last half of season 4 cause i genuinely can’t remember if i finished it when it came out.

today we did basically the same exact thing. got to the slopes at around 9am and skied for a few hours then got lunch at the lodge. this guy was barbecuing outside and it smelled so good like campfire smoke. i got pulled pork and coleslaw and mac n cheese. today was probably my favorite day skiing. i went off by myself for a few hours and skied all the slopes that i used to as a kid. it was so nice. i went down my first black diamond and didn’t eat shit so that was cool. we got back to our condo at like 3pm and immediately went in the hot tub which was very hot and very nice. it was about an hour before sunset and the sky was so blue and the clouds had an orange tinge to them. i took a hot shower and finally washed my hair which felt so good and then we went to a cute little pizza place for dinner. we got home around 7 and finished inception. honestly loved it i thought it was so good and the cast is obviously perfect. i have a crush on cillian murphy and tom hardy and joseph gordon levitt so like.. also love that you can hear cillian murphy’s irish accent in some words he says.

i’m a little nervous to fall asleep tonight cause i’ve been having crazy vivid dreams for the past week and watching inception is probably gonna fuck them up even more. i think it’s because i was smoking basically every night since august and i then haven’t smoked at all since friday. whenever i stop smoking like that i get crazy dreams. i kind of love it though. my dreams are really important to me and i love when i can remember them. lately thought they’ve been so long and confusing that it would be way to hard to try to write them down. which is kinda sad.

anyway we’re getting up early tomorrow and driving home so i’m gonna try to read and fall asleep early but i honestly might end up finishing attack on titan cause i only have a few episodes left. we’re picking up my older brother on the drive back so he can be home for christmas and ugh his whole existence gives me anxiety so i’m nervous about that. but i’m excited to be home cause i’m gonna be staying at my dads house by myself and taking care of the animals while he’s away in jerusalem. his house is my happy place and i’m hoping staying there and taking care of the dogs and cats and chickens and walking in the backyard forest will calm down my anxiety. probably not but i might as well hope. also hoping that i get to see my ex while i’m home because i always get sad around christmas and he’s made it better for the past four years. but that’s probably something that i shouldn’t get my hopes up about cause i always get let down when it comes to him. yeah now i’m sad so i’m gonna watch aot.

[bokuroskitten]

𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲’𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬

ft. Draken, Mitsuya, Mikey, Hanma, Sanzu

Here’s the Tokyo revengers version, as promised. These were just as fun as the first one, I hope y’all enjoy

𖤐 warnings: sanzu is a little possessive, it does get a little suggestive, but nothin crazy <3

𖤐 member of @tometpd

Draken: Gold chain

It’s a heavier gold chain, thick links, sits along it collar bones and rests in the middle of his sternum. There’s a small engraving of your name on the clasp, originally you wanted the first letter to dangle, but decided that it just wouldn’t suit Draken. (He woulda worn it regardless, of course) He loves that you fiddle with it whenever you have the chance. When the two of you shower together you run your fingers over the cold metal, when you sit in his lap you wrap it around your pretty fingers. But best of all? He loves when it hits against your parted lips as he fucks into you, loves it even more when you bite your teeth into into, trying so hard to suppress you cute whines.

Mitsuya: one of your earrings

Mitsuya already likes wearing earrings, typically he wears something plain. A simple black hoop, a cross, sometimes even a diamond stud. One day he’s at your place, you’re getting ready, fixing yourself up in the mirror. His eyes travel to your little jewelry stand, where all of your earrings dangle and look so very tempting. You’re saying something to him, but he’s not paying attention, approaching the stand and eyeing up which unique piece he likes the best. “Baby, you listening?” You finally say with a pout, looking back at him only to find him faced away from you. When he turns he has a large, familiar sunflower hanging from his ear, a large grin on his face that makes your heart flutter. “Can I keep this angel? It looks kinda cool, doesn’t it?”

Mikey: wears your hair tie in his hair

He was so used to Baji giving him an extra hair tie, him or Draken. You knew this, knew Mikey could handle himself but forget something so little like a hair tie. But it was something he seemed to always need, so you just started to give him yours. The first time you handed him a bright pink band he blinked, black orbs emotionless before a smile broke out in his lips. “A pink one, really?” “Shut up, it’s all I have”. He’s worn that same pink hair tie on his wrist, ignoring the snickers from his friends from how it stood out against his blonde hair. He was so devastated when it snapped during a fight, but he should have known you’d be prepared, having a brand new one ready to slip onto his pale wrist with a grin.

Hanma: a tattoo of your name

He thought he was done when he got his hand tattoos. They were simple, told enough about him, especially when they were smashing in the jaw of some random jackass. But he was so very wrong. He noticed how much you loved those damn tattoos, you would always trace them without realizing it. You ran your thumb over the black ink when he held your hand. You always, always scowled when your had to clean the scabs that would form on them. “You need to be more careful.” You would say into in palm, so focused on cleaning away the blood. So, when he came home with your name inked over his collar bone, that large grin plastered on his face, you couldn’t help but fall more in love. “Now ya can’t ever leave me sweetheart.” “Wasn’t planning on it, loser.”

Sanzu: your blood in a necklace

As soon as he figured out this was an actual thing you could do, he wanted to do it instantly. Sanzu was possessive, if he could have you attached at his hip he could. But alas, he couldn’t, so what better way to keep you close than to have your blood constantly around his neck? When the vile was completed he stared, holding it up for both you and him to see. You were in his lap, head slowly lifting from his shoulder to laugh softly. “It’s a little creepy babe.” “No, it’s not.” He simply muttered, giving the vile a kiss and then your lips. A grin curled, crinkling up his scars in its wake. “Now I’ll always have a little piece of you, that’s not creepy.” “Hm… it kinda is.” He made sure the necklace was secured around his neck before pinning you to the couch, letting your laughter die out against his lips.

[tarosin]

The great adventures of y/n tubbo jack niki and george

requested:yes/no

pairing: platonic y/n,tubbo,jack,niki and george

summary: minecraft cave in real life

content warning: cursing

an: the word love is used a couple times but this is all platonic <3 i still don’t know how to add read more on mobile i am sorry about that, part 3 to great adventures series

it was around 4 am when the heat became a problem, unable to sleep you grabbed your phone and decided to facetime ranboo just as he was ending stream

“hey boo...you look like you’ve seen a ghost what the fuck were you doing”

“fnaf vr”

“I’m sure it’s not that bad you’re being dramatic”

“okay we shall see how you like it when I make you play it when I’m in the UK”

“okay bet I’ll add it to our list of videos and stream ideas anyway I can't sleep it’s too hot and I’m so confused as to why Tommy keeps asking me if I like and I quote being high”

“tubbo was telling me about that he keeps teasing him about planes you never know maybe you’re all going on an international adventure... or being pushed out a plane”

“doubt it there’s no way Tommy would pull something as crazy as jumping out a plane it would be pretty cool, I was thinking about doing it for my birthday”

“with a parachute? I hope”

“eh with or without, either way, is fine for me”

an hour passed you and ranboo sat talking about what was happening tomorrow and how you wished he was going to be there with you, after all, you knew how it felt to be watching people you care about making plans and doing things without you.

“didn’t you say you were going to a cave tomorrow? Minecraft in real life, nice”

“I’m begging please touch grass”

“I’ve already done that it made me want to become an engineer now get some rest y/n you’ll be getting up in a few hours, I’ll call you tomorrow goodnight”

“see you tomorrow I love you”

*y/n has ended the call*

•••

when you woke up at 9 you couldn’t shake off the awful feeling you had, today just didn’t feel like a good day you needed some time to yourself to recharge however you knew you’d be okay later on

Niki: good morning y/n!! would you like us to pick you up now or do you need a bit longer

y/n: don’t worry about it I’ll make my own way!! :]

Niki: okay see you soon!!

George: we will pick you up in an hour and a bit

Tommy: wait what are you guys doing

tubbo: following jack and Niki around

y/n: what he said

Tommy: have fun then guys without me

y/n: don’t you have work to do big guy

Tommy: don’t you have to get ready

y/n: leave me alone

•••

soon enough you saw jacks car pull up outside so you grabbed your bag from the other day as it still had everything you needed except this time you decided to bring along a mini first aid kit as you knew your clumsiness and a cave wouldn’t mix well. now you were fully awake you couldn’t wait to go explore the caves, you sat next to Niki who decided to play with your hair and spent half of the journey on a call with an unhappy Tommy who was in college waiting to go to lesson the other half of the journey was spent singing along to the radio

•••

jack started recording and turned around to see you Niki and tubbo leaning over looking down at the floor

“oh hi jack” you waved at the camera “so what’s the plan of action”

“we’re going up there”

you loved heights so hearing that you were going to go on a cable car made you pretty excited once you all got into the car you and George tried opening all the windows whilst tubbo complained

“stop trying to open things”

“it’s a window”

“scared you’re going to get pushed over the edge hmm? scared you’ll have to free fall? it’s not that high you'd probably survive the fall, it’s not like I'm trying to open the door on a plane”

“y/n I mean this in the nicest way possible I’m never going on a plane with you”

tubbo laughed and joined the conversation “we shall see about that”

you tilted your head to the side and blinked a few times trying to process what he just said

“heh?”

“tubbo if we fell we would die right”

“you know jack I've done a lot in my life”

you took the phone from jack and began filming him and George

“why is it slowing down”

“we’re going to die”

“I didn’t bring enough food”

you sat laughing at your friends' reaction before explaining that it’s slowing down for a reason

“they’re slowing it down so you can jump out, what I didn’t tell you is there’s actually a parachute underneath where you’re sat, good luck gamers”

“We could probably climb out the window”

“NO, where do we go”

you just sat shaking your head laughing whilst your friends sat screaming about it stopping

“y/n we’re going to die”

“oh no.. let me just text ranboo to start planning our funerals”

eventually, the cable car began moving just very slow you then ended the recording after jack made jokes about it moving as fast as a George video comes out, you all then spent the rest of the time enjoying everyone’s company.

•••

tubbo noticed a park and ran to the ropes giving you time to update your community a stream will be happening later on

y/n has tweeted: I am outside, stream with ranboo when we get home :]

you laughed as you posted that as all the comments started rolling in questioning if ranboo had come to the UK. you walked back to your group and wrapped your arms around jack and Niki making them both jump out of shock

“Sorry about that ahah now if you don’t mind I want to play in the park”

they laughed as you ran to the rope trying to swing without falling that’s when you gave up and started climbing the net close to Niki.

“that’s not a swing George”

jack ran towards them “I’m getting on the swing with George”

Niki laughed as she recorded what was happening in front of her, she looked to her left expecting to see you stood next to her however she heard you laugh and run towards your friends

“I’m getting on the swing with tubbo”

a few moments later George pointed out a castle and tubbo mentioned the ‘wet rocks’ you just stood with your arm around Niki's shoulders enjoying the view of the castle that was until a dog caught your attention and you walked off to go ask if you could pet it

“Niki where’s y/n they were with you last”

“with the dog”

“tubbo when they come back just follow the path towards the castle, me and Niki are going to record”

“got it, boss man”

•••

after a few minutes, you walked back to tubbo and George realising jack and Niki weren’t there you tilted your head shrugged then sat next to tubbo on the swings as George began recording

“jack and Niki have left us but we’re having fun on the swings..”

“maybe we’ll lick some rocks”

“YEAH”

•••

“if we’re quiet we can sneak up on them”

the three of you ran down the path towards the start of the castle steps looking at the cameras that allowed you to see the top of the castle

“there they are”

“they’re vlogging”

“We can just see them through the castle cameras they have no idea we can see them”

you stood leaning against George until you all noticed they were about to make their way back down the steps so all ran off to hide

“there they go”

the three of you ran back down the path ignoring the stares from strangers and comments about how your hair was obnoxiously bright, the three of you scared the pair who were looking for you all

“I’ve never been less displeased to see George”

the five of you continued walking around after joking about the green water and questioning George on how he could tell what colour it was

“I’m a genius”

a few fans can over and took photos with you all and George began questioning them

“George you’re really self-promoting right now”

“George I am disappointed in you”

•••

“dude it’s boiling”

“ice cream?”

the five of you stood inline

“I’m dying to tubbo”

“I’m not going to ask questions, I love how you just accepted defeat”

“you’re next y/n” tubbo let go of George and began walking towards you

“FUCK OFF NO” you ran behind George and used him as a shield

“y/n George isn’t going to protect you”

“I will y/n don't worry tubbo fuck off” the three of you stood laughing not realising jack was walking towards you all with the ice cream

“thank you”

“you’re welcome how’s the ice cream”

“great thank you”

you laughed at jack who somehow managed to get ice cream on his nose

•••

you and tubbo noticed a wishing well and walked over to it

“wanna make a wish”

“yeah but we have no money”

you both looked at each other then at jack them looked back at each other and nodded

“what are you two doing”

“We wanna make a wish”

“come on give me your money”

everyone stood laughing at you and tubbo determined to make a wish whilst jack argued he had no money however tubbo noticed a £20 note and grabbed it

“y/n quick make a wish”

the pair of you held the note and then dropped it into the well

“yay!!”

“We made a wish”

the pair of you walked off whilst jack stood telling you both how he can’t believe you and the pair of you had stolen over £100 from him today making you both laugh

“tell me the wish”

“We can’t or it won’t come true”

•••

“right cave time”

“we’re going to die”

“well thanks for that George”

you stood next to tubbo trying to ignore your friends as they made comments about there being mobs like creepers in the cave

“you two really need to go outside more”

everything was going well for you until the worker said to everyone

“I think we do have some kids here who are doing a vlog”

you could feel your cheeks heating up from embarrassment although you loved your job you still weren’t used to people pointing it out

•••

“This cave has a door”

“naturally formed door”

“y/n tubbo were in the caves, where are the diamonds”

you pointed in a random direction then continued walking whilst tubbo kneeled examining the rock claiming there were diamonds, as you all kept walking you had to put up with tubbo jack and George making Minecraft jokes whilst Niki followed behind them staying rather quiet, everyone’s as focusing on the cave not saying much till George spoke up

“it’s turned into a horror movie”

“why’s the cave so low why can’t they just dig up”

“y/n did you really just ask that”

“yes I did my neck hurts from ducking under the rock”

“so sorry to hear that”

“thank you for your concern George”

“I’m not concerned”

“oh-“

the tour continued and you were genuinely having a good time, you found all the different rocks and information given to you by the worker fascinating and slowly stopped listening to what your friends were saying behind you

“so this little tunnel up here is where they would send the kids”

“off you go tubbo and y/n”

“please no”

you all continued for a while till you were told you were going in the dark despite the fact you were excited you were also very afraid of the dark so stood closer to tubbo who instantly noticed and pulled you into a side hug

“we’re going dark”

“oh wow that is the only source of light”

a minute or so later they turned on some softly coloured led lights so you could all look at the geode

“holy shit that’s beautiful”

“I thought a geode was a small animal”

“that’s a pokemon dude”

you were all given time to go for a wander however rather than walking with the others you decided to stay with the geode and started a group call with ranboo and Tommy

“hi guys can’t stay long break is almost over”

“that’s okay Tommy but look at this giant fucking rock”

you flipped the camera so they could see and went around showing them parts of the cave

“holy shit”

“looks great y/n”

“cool right I have to go the worker wants us to get ready to leave see you all soon”

“wait y/n one last question, how are you with heights”

“oooh I’m great I love them we went in a cable car earlier”

“awesome see you all later”

*Tommy left the call*

“I’ll call you when I get home boo I’ll see you soon!!”

“bye y/n stay safe”

*ranboo has left the call*

*y/n has left the call*

as you all left the cave you and tubbo noticed two rocks and went to pick them up

“hey look our wish came true”

“yeah we wished for a weird looking rock when we left the cave”

“you paid £20 for a rock”

“yes”

a few minutes later you and tubbo just started walking away only to be later followed by everyone else

“where are you going”

•••

you all got the cable car back at this point you were exhausted you used all your energy running around the cave determined to show Tommy and ranboo everything

“What did you all think of the cave”

“loved it”

“you lost your rock tubbo?”

tubbo pulled out the rock and smiled at jack

“no, I didn’t”

“but you chucked it”

“told you we wished for a magic rock”

jack finished the recording and you all just sat talking about your day and any future plans

•••

the journey back home was extremely quiet you and tubbo sat next to each other, you fell asleep with your head resting on his shoulder, Niki sat in the front with jack quietly singing along to the radio and George and tubbo quietly spoke to each other trying not to wake you up.

when you finally got home you woke up on your couch confused as to how you got there it was only when you checked your phone you got the answer

Niki: you looked exhausted we didn’t want to wake you, hope you don’t mind. your keys are on the table next to your bag!! see you soon it was lovely meeting you <3

you decided to reply thanking your friends for today.

•••

*incoming call: ranboo*

you accepted the call

“hey y/n tell me all about your day whilst you get ready to stream I'm already set up”

“oh they’re gonna be so annoyed I've joined in with making jokes about you being in the UK anyway so my day was pretty good but I did end up asleep on my couch and had no idea how I got there”

“heh?”

“let me explain”