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Performance Best Practices Using Java and AWS Lambda: Combinations
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#aws-lambda#aws-sdk#cloud-computing#java#java-best-practices#java-optimization#performance-testing#software-engineering
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however bad of a day you're having, know that it's not nearly as bad as whatever the Crowdstrike security team is going through since waking up this morning
#accidentally bricking millions of computers worldwide because of a faulty security update pushed through on Friday evening#has to be some special circle of hell for software engineers#crowdstrike#current events#technology
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Pantheon was such a doozy, the ending threw me for a loop 🔁
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#pantheon amc#pantheon show#caspian keyes#scifi#maddie kim#illustration#fanart#adult animation#artists on tumblr#my art#what an excellent show#satisfied a bunch of my sci-fi cravings within 16 episodes#not perfect but very interesting! and I enjoyed the technical detail and coding depictions as a software engineer haha#i wish shows like these got more attention instead of budget constraints and cancellations 😅 I can tell it was a labor of love
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bugs for days 4-6 of #slowtember :>
#day in the life software engineer#slowtember#illlustration#cats#my art#software#stemblr#women in stem#artists on tumblr
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being in a relationship must be so embarrassing thank god I’m a naturally distant and isolated introvert, like imagine having to explain the pile of peeled skin that mysteriously appears on the bathroom floor every night to your partner…. awkwardddddd
#the horrors#jk lol that’s just illnesses of the brain#this is about dermatillomania btw lol#and also about being aroace ig#and an introvert#dermatillomania#body focused repetitive behavior#bfrb#also everytime i read the acronym ‘bfrb’#i always immediately read it as ‘be for real b’#no other word for that last b it’s just b#reminds me of that one tiktok that’s like#‘when you’re just a naturally distant person who requires a lot of alone time to function properly but everyone keep taking it personally’#must be nice if you have dermatophagia instead#cause then you don’t have any left over evidence#except your bloody hands ig but whateverrrrr that’s normal right#ig it’s nice that i’m also aroace and don’t really wanna be in a relationship#i think i actually don’t know but that’s okay#cause i’m also an engineering major so who has time for relationships anyway#just me and my circuits in here#and also sonadow#someone installed the sonadow software in my brain a long time ago and idk how to get it out#just me and my circuits and my sonadow and my bugs#para sleep deprived talks#para not normal talks
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some advice i have for future computer science students
as soon as you learn data structures & complexity, run, don’t just walk, RUN to leetcode while the knowledge is still fresh in your mind. your entire career and whether you’ll get a well-paying job vs an average paying job depends on how good you are at leetcode.
build as many projects as you can, and i’m not talking tutorial projects that take a few hours, i’m talking big projects. working on a project for a month or two will get you really far.
if you don’t have an internship, do not waste your summers, learn new technologies, languages, concepts and build projects you can put in your cv.
try to participate in hackathons and coding competitions. it’s okay if you fail, but you’ll learn a lot.
learn how to read documentation. most tutorials don’t even cover a quarter of what a language, framework or software has to offer. the sooner you make reading documentation a habit, the better it is. and yes i know, documentation is long and hard to read. my advice is only read the sections that are relevant to you in the moment. something i also personally do is look at the code examples at the same time as i am reading the paragraphs, it really helps easily absorb the information.
try not to use chatgpt. and if you do, then at least use it for stuff you know you can do yourself and will be able to correct if the bot gets it wrong. using chatgpt is a very slippery slope and the more you use it the less you learn.
the math is important. math teaches you how to reason and how to develop better logical thinking. just because you don’t see yourself using the xyz theorem you’ve learnt anytime in the future doesn’t mean the math is useless.
be prepared to get comfortable with erros, issues, bugs and just problems in general. you’ll be coding 30% of the time and debugging 70% of the time (i’m exaggerating but sometimes it feels like this is the case lol), and that’s okay, it’s how we learn and the sooner you embrace it the better. if you’re someone who easily gets frustrated, then this is a heads up.
learn as you go. there is no such thing as waiting until you know everything before you start on a project. the only way and the best way to learn in this field is practice, so build, build, and build.
these are all the ones i could think of for now. feel free to comment your thoughts and questions <3
#studyinspo#studyblr#stem studyblr#girls in stem#study motivation#computer science#software engineering#study blog#studyspo#study aesthetic#studying#study inspiration#women in stem#stem student#pics are not mine
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The Matrix: Resurrections (2021)
#the matrix resurrections#cyberpunk#movies#office#computers#tech#keanu reeves#scifi#monitors#cyberpunk aesthetic#programming#coding#software engineering#gifs#the matrix#3d animation#motion graphics#graphics design
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#programmer humor#programming#geek#nerd#programmer#technology#computer#phone#mac#windows#os#operating system#website#web development#dev#developer#development#full stack developer#frontend#backend#software#hardware#html#css#meme#despicable me#gru#joke#software engineer#apple
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I made a support request with a vendor asking if there’s a way to leverage the logic they already have for determining what counts as a business day (it is very critical that this is done exactly correctly and that it never breaks in the future if nobody is maintaining it) when using their API since I didn’t want to have to maintain a separate source of truth for it, and in their response they said:
it is not too hard to do date/timestamp arithmetic
which any developer who has done date/time arithmetic knows is the understatement of the century
Famously everyone thinks so until they take down an important system by forgetting about DST, or leap years, or that leap years don’t happen every 100 years, or that they do happen every 400 years, or not considering implications of people using different calendar systems, even if they’re just slightly different like having weeks start on a different day, or they consider whether the first week of the month is the first full week or the partial week before that, or they format it in a different order.
Then when they finally think, “OK, but I know about that,” then they learn about the leap second, or the negative leap second.
So yes, date math is “too hard”.
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absolutely losing my mind abt the rap in the new stex 1993, imagine you're fighting with your wife and this horny ass electric nonbinary twink tells you to find someone else and then goes, "all my software is designer~ ;)"... i would rock their shit honestly (no I wouldn't)
#starlight express#stex#the new starlight express#electra#electra the electric engine#greaseball the diesel#greaseball#dinah#dinah the dining car#their flirting would work on me#oh your software is designer? say less aha aha#lils stex talks
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RIP Dr. Thomas Kurtz - inventor of the BASIC programming language that became widely used in the 1970s and 80s for programming minicomputer and home computer systems.
BASIC made computer programming accessible to a wide audience that included students, scientists and businesses due to its easy to understand syntax, immediately runnable code, and widespread availability. My earliest explorations of the software world involved writing BASIC programs, and I'm very grateful for Dr. Kurtz's contributions to the world of computing.
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#punstars#puns#punny#humor#jokes#pun#joke#bad jokes#dad jokes#bad puns#computer jokes#programming jokes#python#software engineering
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" Pipe dreams : VALVe turns vaporware tangible and student project into showstealer! "
Computer Gaming World n267 - October, 2006.
#VALVe#VALVe Software#Source#Source Engine#Team Fortress#Team Fortress 2#Tf2#Tf2 Art#Portal#Portal Gun#Aperture Science#Half Life#Half Life 2#Half Life 2 Episode 2#HL2 EP2#Tf2 Scout#Tf2 Soldier#Tf2 Pyro#Tf2 Demoman#Tf2 Heavy#Tf2 Engineer#Tf2 Medic#Tf2 Sniper#Tf2 Spy#Dr Kleiner
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Other people follow rules. I follow results
#programming#coding#developer humor#tech meme#programmer life#relatable#software engineering#funny#debugging#chaos coding#tumblr humor#dev life#software dev#meme#software#lol memes#dank memes#memes#lol#haha
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