#some of my favorite jokes

[the-ninja-legacy-whip]

So I don't know if you already answered a similar question but since lloyd is already kind of a teenager are you still going to include the episode where the ninjas get turned into kids? There's so much potential! Lloyd getting the chance to be the older brother, Jesse getting to swoon over a little Cole😳 and just adorable shenanigans! ... plus a monster on the heels of the Ninjas and out for blood

Yes, still including that episode! It’s got one of my favorite Lloyd moments in it after all ^^

Although Lloyd gets caught up in the aging thing by accident too (everyone affected gets aged down by seven years, making the Core Four 10 and 9 and Lloyd himself 7) and Nya’s the one playing the big sibling role instead (she gets exempted strictly due to Garmadon’s phrasing askfkglsjalf). Lloyd still makes a sacrifice of his childhood—we just still get to know how old he actually is haha

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

[cattimeswithjellie]

I would never tell any Hermit how to make their own videos, but I am desperately hoping and praying that Mumbo keeps pretending to destroy his slime farm in every episode from here on out, and that he uses the same three clips to do it.

I mean, it was very, very funny by the end of this episode, but it's the sort of joke that just gets better the harder you lean on it. Just make it the magical disappearing slime farm and swear you rebuild it twice a day for funsies. It'll be exquisite by the end of the season when the entire surrounding landscape has been terraformed and is entirely different but he's still using the Week One clips. Please Mumbo, this is the only thing I want from you.

[ladybeug]

I drew the same comic twice because I didn't think the first one was funny enough. I don't know if the second comic is funnier though??

Here's both of them

Side by side because i couldn't decide which one to put first - knowing the punchline changes the experience?? pick your adventure. read either one first.

which ones funnier i honestly can't tell

[fizasjam]

It only my thoughts and interpretation. I just haven't seen such thing in bnha fd so I did it. It was fun!

[manglechanbluh]

Sawmill Rain My Beloved

[chongoblog]

I think this is my favorite polka, and to accommodate for that, I added a lot of fun stuff

[gratuiciel]

which is gayer

[ardentastronomer]

strider-man... haha. im hilarious (johndave week day 5 - first kiss) alt under cut

[moeblob]

Happy Birthday to Ferdinand von Aegir!

I actually made 33 emotes, affectionately known as Aegirglyphics to some, for my own personal use on discord. However, I figure why not share some of them! They're free to use for discord servers/icons/pfps or whatever. However, my only request is Do NOT use them as subscriber emotes on Twitch. You can make them free follower emotes but you are not to make them locked behind a paywall.

[goryhorroor]

horror + favorite couples

[albihypnostuff]

brainwashing chair but you take a buzzfeed quiz to find out what drone programming youll recieve

Like you get a brainwashing helmet forced onto you and instead of the spirals first you have to answer like 15 questions that seem completely unrelated to being a drone, like "Whats your favorite midnight snack"

[storm--bound]

inspired by my last reblog

How much shit did Vincent give Sam for falling so hard and fast for Darlin? How did the phone calls go when Sam kept asking Vincent to babysit the new bloods? How many dog jokes were made everytime Vincent smelt the shifter on Sam after having to patch them up again?

[milquetoad]

of the many injustices put forth toward the show by fans i think the most overall damaging and telling of a complete lack of critical viewership is the idea that sam riegel builds his characters with nothing more than the bit in mind. like you are only telling on yourself if you think characters like scanlan shorthalt and veth brennato are one-dimensional and depthless

[kagoutiss]

green beetle black beetle

[aliceisaperson]

I would like to personally congratulate Jeff Blum on writing two musicals without working the word seed in there somehow. Truly impressive.