#some of them are in two categories . . .

[rosedom]

"tonight, you are given the opportunity to view your favorites play in . . . a virgin shirley temple, please!

✦ㅤㅤ 【 CW 】 just genshin men and the types of virgins they are . . .

A/N : is it obvious yet i may have a teeny tiny little corruption kink?

"have you got any particular men in mind, [PLAYER]? press KEEP READING to see where he lies."

✦ㅤㅤ 【 TYPE A 】 : romantics

these are the men who want to be swept off their feet, waiting for the right person to give themselves to. they want roses, candles—the whole deal, really. so when you've finally got them in your arms, in your bed, with petals to boot and the soft scent of their favorite candle in the air, well. they're very, very excited.

honestly, with them, it's a 50/50 whether or not they even masturbated: they're either entirely untouched, scared to do something so intimate with nobody to love them but themselves; or they're quite the regular masturbator, always cumming with the idea of someone (you) heavy n' heady in their mind.

aether, diluc, kaveh, alhaitham, kazuha, lyney, zhongli, thoma .

✦ㅤㅤ 【 TYPE B 】 : shy, a lil' reserved

they're endearingly shy, covering themselves even as they lie themselves bare for you. it's a contradiction, the way they want so desperately to be taken by you but to protect their heart, so unmoored in this new situation. it's so new, but they're liking it, so far.

if, in the end, they try and muffle their sounds into your neck, refuse to be loud—don't go harder. keep up your soft pace, keep on makin' them feel good and—most importantly—safe. once they feel totally and utterly safe in your arms, they'll finally grace your ears with the sweetest evidence of their pleasure.

aether, baizhu, tighnari, neuvillette, ayato, albedo, dainsleif, gorou .

✦ㅤㅤ 【 TYPE C 】 : bold and confident

the type of men to hold no such reservations. they may not care, particularly, about how inexperienced they are; rather, they're excited. they want to give themselves to you, fully and entirely, unscared of your gaze—they don't shy away. they lie open for you, ready for the taking, ready for you to love them so intimately.

it'd be a miracle to get these men to be bashful, but it'd also be so, so easy to make them so by the time you've got them needy for you, their first orgasm at another's hands just out of their reach.

kaeya, heizou, alhaitham, childe, venti, wriothesley, itto, ga ming .

✦ㅤㅤ 【 TYPE D 】 : virgin? not me!

those who refuse to admit they're virgins—even if it's painfully obvious. they'll play it like they know what they're doing until they finally have you and themself naked, stripped on the bed, and then they'll be stuck. they'll wait for your command—to tell them what to do, how to do it.

call them your good boy, why don't you? they'll act like they hate it (but they really, really won't. they'd love it). little daredevils, they are, for playing such a dangerous game; and, oh, you're so glad they played it, with you. it makes this fun.

scaramouche, childe, venti, lyney, itto .

tee-hee ! time to go jack off. happy leap day everybody<3

29 FEB. 2024, @rosedom, rosey .

[liquidstar]

this is not a comprehensive list

[mattodore]

finally updated my game for growing together and the first thing i did when i opened cas was make this guy... say hi to rajan 👋

[avpdpossum]

i might try to do a deep dive into the conflicted avoidant subtype at some point, and maybe the self-deserting subtype after that. every time i read the descriptions of them, i’m struck by how accurately they describe me, and i wish there was more info about the subtypes out there

[canadiancryptid]

Finally got around to finishing Netflix's ATLA adaptation. I have a LOT of notes, but I think the biggest one is this:

At the end of Season 1 of the original, Aang had at least started learning waterbending alongside Katara, and a little bit of Firebending with Jeong Jeong. Outside of the Avatar State, he had at least started 3/4 elements.

By the same point in NATLA, he's only at 1/4. I don't think this kid has bent a single drop of water. So far he is just a *really* good airbender who can do some spirit world stuff. That should give you a good idea as to why I have a few issues with it.

[marieaqua]

I love that Bo’s between Anakin and Ahsoka in age because I can imagine Obi-Wan having a particularly bad day with middle school aged Anakin and being like “whatever Satine is up to at least she isn’t dealing this” then smash cut to her doing exactly that

[spaghett-onaplate]

sixth day at my new school and i didn't sit alone at lunch today 🥳🥳

[perilegs]

i got drunk with a friend last night and we ranked soulsborne bosses by fuckability. thoughts?

[raven]

my awesome persona puzzle

[hussyknee]

Does our level of emotional investment in our favourite Gazan journalists' wellbeing constitute a parasocial relationship, or is that only if we get creepily invested in their love lives or smth.

[the-amber-droid-dreams]

I JUST MET A QUEER TUNISIAN COUPLE OUT IN THE WILD HOLY SHIT. i was starting to thing id just never meet other queer arabs esp not tunisians and id just have to deal w the cultural alienation in exchange for getting to live in canada and having. rights. BUT. BUT BUT BUT

i just met a married tunisian sapphic couple and ;;;;;;;;;

they want to meet again next week !!!!!!!!

[yugiohz]

here’s my sports shonen pitch: you know how every sports manga focuses on one sport and because it is so subjectively narrated, it is presented as the objectively most important and best sport (which I think is funny) SO my sport shonen wouldn’t set up rivaling teams from different schools competing in the same sport (boring), I’d focus on all sports clubs of ONE school so we’d have the basketball club the volleyball club the tennis club the soccer club the baseball club etc etc all have beef with each other and yeah they also have fun but most importantly, they fight over budget and which team brings the most honor to their school

[danielnelsen]

anon who asked about chasind headcanons, i am not ignoring you, that is actually step 3 of my current project:

gather all chasind lore in existence

organise it into something coherent

fill in the gaps

unfortunately i have been on step 1 for about 2 weeks and it is currently a 130 page document and will still take a while to finish

but i am getting there!!! and i have formed many headcanons in the process about all kinds of things

[beaft]

every time i remember that jaskier somehow isn't canonically bi i literally get whiplash from it. his lack of onscreen bisexuality is off-putting to the point where it feels like a plot hole

[icewindandboringhorror]

my personal Media Genres tier ranking and also Neopets Species tiers. put together in the same post just due to being adjacently related because they're on the same website lol

links to the specific tier makers: Media Genres --- Neopets

[continent-of-wild-endeavor]

I feel like I may be accidentally selecting for hulls on my field peas that are harder to see.

A lot of cultivars of Vigna unguiculata* have hulls that turn purple when they're mature, but before they start to dry out. Purple hull and pink eyed peas are two common varieties like that, and it makes them real easy to spot for harvesting. Other kinds stay green, or maybe just go a little paler/yellower when they're ready, and those you have to hunt for among the leaves.

I don't know what varieties I started out with, but there's at least two normal-sized kinds in the mix, and hull color varies among them both. I never get every pod picked at the optimal time, but the ones I miss dry well on the vine, so I just pick them when I do find them, and put those dried bean in a jar to plant next year. Which means, as far as my unnatural selection, that the ones that don't turn a convenient color when they're ready have an advantage. They're more likely to get 'selected' for propagation (i.e. forgotten & then found later), as long as they produce well enough to be statistically significant in the seed jar.

Beans are pretty stable over the planting generations, as they mostly pollinate themselves, but they do produce crop-outs from time to time (like my exciting new fat variety - I'll do a post about them soon), so the color may drift over time. I've been growing these from my own saved seeds for ~10 years, and at least some of them are still purple (maybe half? maybe less), but then I don't really know what I started with, so idk if they've changed. I could start taking more notes, I guess.

*This species includes all the field peas, cowpeas, black eyed, purple hull, lady peas, Sea Island red peas, and a hundred other cultivars of similar beans. I call all those field peas, as a general term. Yardlong beans are also in this species, and some other Asian varieties I'm not as familiar with. Crowder peas, too.

Now, some people (and google) seem to think that crowder peas and field peas are the same thing, and they're wrong. Similar, yes. Closely related, yes. Cooked about the same, also yes. A crowder pea might even be considered a type of field pea, but not every field pea is a crowder. They crowd together in the pod, see, and it changes the shape of the pea, leaving an indent where the next one pushed up against it.

Proper crowder peas:

vs. ordinary purple hulls: