#sore back

[tenth-sentence]

"My back is very sore, father," said Aravis, "but there is nothing else wrong with me."

"The Chronicles of Narnia: The Horse and His Boy" - C. S. Lewis

[gennsoup]

My back is bent by time, All my affairs go awry; Life was ready to depart. I said, 'Don't go.' It replied, 'What else can I do, if the house is falling down?'

Omar Khayyam, The Ruba'iyat of Omar Khayyam

[filesbeorganized]

So, as I enter into the old age era of my 20s, I started having similar problems like my mom's (i.e. sore back, sore feet, sleepiness in the afternoon, etc).

We came up with a fun game called "fake dramatic ads". The rule is to use daily inconveniences to promote common household objects and/or medicines, as ridiculous as possible.

For example, today she's helping me move to a new place. Like the gigachad that she is, she's been going back and forth lifting boxes into my room. Then...her back started to hurt. Unpromted she said, "With just a payment of aging yourself around 59.99 years, you too can be addicted to heat pads!". (She did this as she reached into her bags for heat pads).

I then replied with, "As remaja jompo*, I've been experiencing sore back since 14. With an affordable price of 4 years hunching through university, you too can get a back that hurts like hell!". I do this as I sit down, out of breath.

We then proceeded to cackles like witches.

I recommend this game for everyone.

*) Indonesian slang phase. Literally means 'elderly teenager', it means young people with elder people's problems

[mitchfizzl]

[fandom-imagination-ss]

That point in life when you go to bed, sleep in a awkward position and the next day your barely unable to move cause od a incredibly sore back..

Sign of being Old..

[mattsmemes]

[naswoop]

The regicidal monochromatic time loop games are holding hands

[sashamini]

my hands slipped

[sleepyhighslvt]

Im so sore

[lazulines]

celine

[obsob]

big man...why is he so big...(hes full of love)

[alluralater]

thinking about that time a girl was strapping me so fucking well with my legs pulled up around her waist. deep consistent strokes and kissing me at the same time. at some point my mind just fucking broke and i felt this wave of pleasure roll through me, like i was not cumming- it was something totally different. and when it happened i reflexively shot my hand out on instinct and wrapped my fingers tight around her throat above me. immediately when i did it my eyes snapped open and i put my free hand on her side to stop her. i started apologizing because we hadn’t talked about choking yet and i told her that had never happened before and i'm asking her if she’s okay because obviously i'm worried, telling her that was super not okay of me to do and we should stop. this woman looks me dead in my fucking eyes, and LAUGHS at me. she goes, “do it again.” then proceeds to start RAILING me before i can even ask if she's sure. whew- what an afternoon

[konigsblog]

ghost putting a gun to the back of your head while you suck him off.

[cosmicwhoreo]

Decided to doodle more pre-litter Grand Reef Cookie because he is adorable

[overtake]

F1 Drivers Vs Lifeguard Beach Challenge

[otaku553]

Have you seen this man???

Now you have