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nickybloodhead 6 months
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Do you write on Wattpad
Yup, but only in spanish 馃榿
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frownyalfred 9 months
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Bruce Wayne, playboy billionaire: oh yeah I'm so chill all the time, it's all about having fun you know!
Bruce Wayne when a reporter gets within .1 inches of one of his kids:
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hungry-skeleton 2 years
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If tumblr adds polls it shouldn't be an op only thing like videos I think we should be able to add them onto other people's posts as a new form of digital public execution
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kawareo 11 months
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The Ambulonce
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fuckbarca 2 months
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this is so fucking crazy to me he's literally just Glowing. cracks shitty jokes and then checks to see if oscar's laughing and then his smile grows 10x when he sees that he is
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essektheylyss 1 year
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Not content with having wrought the demise of every seafaring vessel his character had set foot upon, Travis Willingham set his sights on the sky!
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yardsards 4 days
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i needed to express a sentiment in the creative stylings of @dunmeshiminimumwage
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#eliot posts#dunme#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#sorry to put toshiro in the roll of shitty job interviewer lmao#but he was the best fit for ''guy that wants me to read their mind''#laios being my internal monologue here#i was on my THIRD interview of the day i was Dying#tho since the prev two interviews i had were for similar positions and told me their salaries outright at least i could use that number#(though tbh my work persona is more of a kabru. my customer service voice is unparalleled)#(at my first job even my coworkers thought i was sooo cheerful til i got too comfy and casually made a joke abt wanting to asphyxiate on a#plastic shopping bag like a sea turtle. in front of my sweet elderly coworker. oops!)#(also this job was during quarantine and after weeks of working together i took my mask off in front of one coworker for the first time#and she called like half the department over from their registers to look at how pretty i was??? prettyboy powers unmatched ig)#(also my first interview today went SO well i charmed that interviewer so good despite my lack of qualifications)#(she even complimented my social skills and said i seemed like the type who could get along well and make good conversation with anyone!)#(which is important bc i was interviewing for an elder care position. also old people especially tend to think i am a Delightful Young Lad)#(unless i accidentally make a morbid joke around them ig lmaooo. or. well. some of them like those too. but not that one coworker lol)#(if only that skill transferred over to actually making friends irl. my autistic ass has so few close irl connections)#(i hope my exceedingly short list of character references does not prevent me from getting hired)#AND ALSO my first job asked the same wage question and i said twelve dollars#and they were like all our new employees start at 7.75#the union insists that we pay all new employees a whopping 50 cents above min wage. (we'd pay less if we could)#like dawg why did you ask that then??? if my answer did not matter at all???
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dumbbitch2-0 1 year
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Flower Fruit Mountain era Shadowpeach has so much energy good lord
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he doesn鈥榯 even need to say anything
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verathena14 8 months
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babe wake up new beat/neku ship name dropped
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the gang turns on murph part 17, colorized
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madame-helen 10 days
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bloodofgrapes 9 months
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seeing a highly disturbing trend of people """jokingly"""" saying things like men should run their beard by a panel of women to determine if they're allowed to have one, because it's sparse or patchy or whatever
like you all grasp that men do not owe attractiveness to the world any more than women do, right
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boycritter 6 months
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i love the complex plane i wish the y axis was real
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hand-of-devotion 7 months
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I keep rotating certain aspects of the Evontra'vir-Ashton conversation and there's one specific thing I see other people taking away from it that is lacking a certain amount of nuance that stuck with me.
Specifically in regards to Ashton's views and how they parallel his fathers.
It should be obvious to everyone at this point that Ashton's stubborn hypocritical "refusal to the call" rooted in his anti divine/fate beliefs need some genuine reflection. They are important and they are aware of it but they don't want any of the hard to grapple with things associated. He needs to think about what it is he can actually do moving forward rather than getting caught up in what he feels he's owed.
However! One very important thing that I keep seeing others ignore or maybe just not even pick up on is THIS.
Efterin's entitlement came from his own zealots ego. The powers he believed he was promised an understanding and control over were NEVER his.
Ashton's entitlement towards the situation is rooted in what was done TO him. Those powers are in fact his. They have been there since he was a child due to a ritual he had no say in. That ritual physically altered his body and killed off nearly everyone in his entire village.
Which. Again. Just because they HAVE those powers doesn't mean they were ever guaranteed mastery over them. Certainly not without putting in effort. It has never been a "gift", even if part of them wishes it was. There is likely never going to be a reality in which the full-blown titan level abilities just ACTIVATE for him with full ease. Moving forward. He has a base level of info. Which he likely didn't find satisfying (but given the situation, there was never really a "satisfying" answer). Now they need to just. Look forward and inward. Make some changes if they want some changes.
But yeah. At the end of the day. Regardless of parallels and a real need for character reflection and growth. Saying that Ashton is "the same" as Efterin seems. Fairly reductive, all things considered.
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57sfinest 1 year
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sits down at the jeanharry table with my lunch tray. so like here鈥檚 how i see it. kinda iffy on whether it鈥檇 ever work out after martinaise but before martinaise there is Something going on. they鈥檙e not GOOD for each other (in fact harry actively ends up making jean worse but jean was already bad so it鈥檚 not like he was innocent) but at the same time they are extremely crucial in supporting each other since neither of them really are close to anyone else which is how it spirals into codependency so fast. yes they frequently fight and rip each other to shreds etc but also they are always hanging out and sometimes they genuinely are just having a good time with each other. and it鈥檚 definitely Something that goes beyond simple friendship, but harry definitely holds a lot of internalized homophobia & toxic masculinity and i鈥檓 100% sure that jean does too, so like. the only way that their Arrangement works is if they don鈥檛 put a name to it. they KNOW that what they have is more than just two guys being dudes but they just call themselves friends (or partners in the context of work) and it works out fine as long as they both stick to that and refuse to put any more thought to it. yes they do things together that would definitely be considered dates if they were a het couple but they鈥檙e NOT a couple and they鈥檙e NOT dates because they are two MEN being DUDES. don鈥檛 you know harry dated a woman once? he鈥檚 STRAIGHT. they鈥檙e HETEROSEXUAL LIFE PARTNERS. the feminists hate to see two manly men supporting each other in today鈥檚 world. if they support each other by going home and fucking drunk that鈥檚 literally none of your business. you will never understand a warrior鈥檚 bond.
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see, now I know realisticly if this were to happen, they'd probably all be dating each other. however. Not all polycules work like that, and so I propose that the breakfast club ploycule would actually just look like this- /j /lh
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