#source: Spaceballs

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie: Let’s just use the Time Scepter!

Renet: *takes out the scepter and shows that there’s an “Out of Order” sign on it*

Donnie: Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!

[parttimehero]

Rippen: Before you die, Penn Zero, there's something you should know about us.

Penn: What?

Rippen: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

Penn: ...What does that make US?

Rippen: Absolutely nothing. Which is what you're about to become!

[writebackatya]

Black Heron: Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb!

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

Setsuna: Everything that happens now, is happening now.

Chibiusa: What happened to then?

Setsuna: We passed then.

Chibiusa: When?

Setsuna: Just now. We’re at now now.

Chibiusa: Go back to then.

Setsuna: When?

Chibiusa: Now.

Setsuna: Now?

Chibiusa: Now.

Setsuna: I can’t.

Chibiusa: Why?

Setsuna: We missed it.

Chibiusa: When?

Setsuna: Just now.

Chibiusa: When will then be now?

Setsuna: Soon.

[incorrect-malfoys]

Bellatrix: So, Draco, now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb

[incorrectmlpstudentsixquotes]

(After Twilight pays Camren and his crew to rescue the Gang from being captured by Thracians…)

Slate: Boss, what are we doing risking our lives for these idiots?! I mean, I know we need the money, but-

Camren: Listen, we’re not just doing this for money…

Slate and Felicia: ???

Camren: … We’re doing it for a shitload of money!

Slate: … He’s right.

Felicia: He’s right.

Slate: I mean, when you’re right, you’re right.

Felicia: And he’s right.

[tokufan400]

(During a fight with some of Salem's agents) Ruby: Here Weiss! (lends Weiss Crescent Rose) Weiss: But I'm not good with guns! (A stray shot hit her hair) Weiss: My hair! They shot my hair! (shifts Crescent Rose into sniper mode) Son of bitch! Weiss walks into the open, using Crescent Rose to shoot down every single gunner) Ruby:.... Blake:.... Yang: Holy Shit!

[incorrect-jojolands-quotes]

dragona: listen, we're not just doing this for some money.

jodio: we're doing it for a SHITLOAD of money!

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Marvin: What's happening? Where is this in the cartoon? Colonel Rimfire: Now, sir. What's happening, now is happening now. Marvin: What happened to then? Colonel Rimfire: We passed it. Marvin: When? Colonel Rimfire: Just now. Marvin: Now? Colonel Rimfire: Now! Marvin: Why? Colonel Rimfire: We missed it. Marvin: When? Colonel Rimfire: Just now. Marvin: When will then be now? Colonel Rimfire: Soon. Marvin: How soon? Colonel Rimfire: What? Marvin: Where? Colonel Rimfire: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival. Marvin: When? Colonel Rimfire: By tomorrow, they will be our prisoners. Marvin: WHO?

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Kagain: Listen, we’re not just doing this for money.

Kagain: We’re doing it for a SHITLOAD of money!

[crossoverquest]

Tatiana: How many robots do we have in this tower, anyhow?

1010 and the whole of NSR’s security force: Yo!

Tatiana: I knew it; I’m surrounded by robots!

[mythologyfolklore]

Wolf: Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Rotkäppchen.

Rotkäppchen: *suspiciously* What?

Wolf: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

Rotkäppchen: ... *confused* What's that make us?

Wolf: Absolutely nothing.

[writebackatya]

[Setting: Ithaquack, nighttime, Della & Selene are staring up at the stars]

Della: {takes off her jacket and puts it around Selene}

Selene: No thanks. I’m perfectly all right

Della: Take it, it’s freezing

Selene: If you insist… Won’t you be cold?

Della: Nah, cold never bothers me…

Della: {quietly holds her arms together and shivers}

[cc-cobalt-1043]

Playing with your dolls again:

*Crosshair is playing with some replica action figures*

Crosshair: *as Anakin* the battle has been won my men, all thanks to the valiant efforts of Crosshair, he is no doubt the best clone trooper ever

Crosshair: *as himself* oh general it was nothing

Crosshair: *as Anakin* I insist, I shall now promote you to commander Crosshair and leader of the 501st and the bad batch

Crosshair: *as Rex* WHAT

Crosshair: *as Hunter* WHAT

Crosshair: *as himself* silence*he makes two shooting sound effects and drops the Rex and Hunter figures*

Now I am the true leader

*Trix suddenly walks in*

Trix: Crosshair

*Crosshair yells startled and quickly hides the action figures*

Crosshair: WHAT

Trix: we're about to land Cross

Crosshair: KNOCK ON MY DOOR, KNOCK NEXT TIME

Trix: sorry cross *he heads to the door*

Crosshair: *before Trix can leave* WAIT, DID YOU SEE ANYTHING

Trix: no Crosshair, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again

Crosshair: GOOD

*Trix left*

Crosshair: *muttering* Regs

[amazingmsme]

For the prompts maybeeee 14 for Curtwen or 24 for Lautski? Whichever you feel more like writing!

Good luck with the longer fics!! No rush at all, I know at least I’m in no rush for you to pump out work when the end result is wirth a longer wait! Have a great day :)

Went with Lautski cause I did 24 with Curtwen already. But I love them sooo much, they’re so silly!

Edit: I can’t believe I fucking posting this without copy pasting the fic I’m high ok

Peter didn't like his laugh. To be entirely honest, he hated it. It's something he was teased for a lot in the past, and it developed into a pretty big source for insecurity. He got into the habit of masking it, twisting it to try and sound more manly. But there were times, around those he trusted, that he'd let his guard down.

He and Steph were cuddling on the couch watching Spaceballs. He was excited to know that she'd never seen it before and was eager to see her reaction to all the jokes. She has seen Star Wars, so she could appreciate and laugh along with all the clever quips and references. But even more than the jokes, she was amused by how much Peter was enjoying it.

"Wow, who knew you were such a giggle bug!" she teased after he recovered from a giggle fit. He choked on his spit in shock, pretending to clear his throat. He looked at her incredulously.

"Steph..."

She furrowed her brows. "What?"

"I don't giggle," he insisted, as if the very idea was a stupid thought. She cocked her head to the side as she looked at him with a mixture of shock, amusement, and disbelief.

"You're kidding, right?"

"Uh, no?"

"You were literally just giggling!" she reasoned, an annoyed grin twitching at her lips.

"Steph, what'd I just say?" he asked, cocking a brow. She arched an eyebrow back at him.

"Oh? Am I gonna have to prove my point?" she asked, voice dipping into a more sultry register. A pale blush crept up Peter's neck as he shifted in his seat.

"Heh, I'd like to see you try," he sassed, returning his attention to the movie. Her mouth hung open at his sheer audacity.

"Oh, okay, so you wanna be like that," she said, nodding to herself. She could do this the hard way. She preferred it, actually.

He let out a startled noise of protest as she paused the movie, eyes widening as she straddled his waist.

"W-whoa Steph, my brother could get home any minute!" he said, a blush already burning his cheeks. She chuckled and shook her head.

"I'm sure it's nothing he's never seen before."

Peter gawked, left speechless by her bold words, but before he could question her further, she started squeezing his sides. He curled in, barking out a laugh in shock.

"W-wahait!" he held his arms out in front of himself for protection, but she easily slipped under his defenses.

"Nope! You said you don't giggle, so just prove me wrong! Shouldn't be that hard since, y'know, you don't giggle," she mocked, leaning down into his personal space as her fingers skittered across his skin, crawling across his stomach.

He snorted as her nails grazed a particularly sensitive spot, helpless giggles spilling out.

"Ihi was wrong, okahay? Ihihi'm sohohorry!" he pleaded, weakly swatting her hands. She gasped in fake shock.

"So you lied?" she asked dramatically.

"No no wait Steph-"

She didn't let him finish his sentence, replacing whatever it was he planned on saying with the most adorable giggles she's ever heard.

[space-battle-royal]

Bracket Time!

I'll post the polls in groups of four to avoid spamming (and a potential shadow ban, apparently). Competitors under the cut.

TARDIS (Doctor Who) vs. The Minerva (Umbrella Academy) vs. Divine Beast Van Medoh (The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild)

Warp Star (Kirby) vs. Hera (Wolf 395)

The Starship Aurora (The Mechanisms) vs. The Aurora (Subnautica)

Darla (She Ra) vs. Starblaster (The Adventure Zone) vs. 36 Kars on Mars (Jorge Joestar)

Comet Observatory (Super Mario Galaxy) vs. M-Bot (Skyward) vs. Octobot King L3Gs (Splatoon)

Bebop (Cowboy Bebop) vs. ISV Venture Star (Avatar) vs. Serenity (Firefly)

Elon Musk's car (real life) vs. The Skeld (Among Us)

X-Wing (Star Wars) vs. Spaceball One (Spaceballs)

Death Egg (Sonic the Hedgehog) vs. Invincible II (In Space With Markiplier) vs. Arwing (Star Fox)

The Rampion (The Lunar Chronicles) vs. Samus's Gunship (Metroid) vs. Lunar Whale (Final Fantasy IV)

U.S.S. Discovery (Star Trek) vs. The Traveler (Destiny) vs. Lost Light (Transformers)

Ship of the Imagination (Cosmos) vs. ART (The Murderbot Diaries) vs. The Massive (Invader Zim)

Rayquaza (Pokemon) vs. The Imperious Condescension' Ship (Homestuck) vs. Justice of Toren (Imperial Radch (Ancillary Justice))

Millennium Falcon (Star Wars) vs. Battle School (Ender's Game) vs. The Wayfarer (A Long Way to a Small Angry Planet)

Starship Tipton (Sweet Life on Deck) vs. Sputnik 1 (real life) vs. Space Cruiser (Rick and Morty)

Discovery One (2001: A Space Odyssey) vs. The Heart of Gold (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) vs. Bip (Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator)

Rocket (Young Einsteins) vs. S.S. Dolphin (Pikmin) vs. AI (Star Twinkle Precure)

U.S.S Enterprise (Star Trek) vs. The Skullship (Wander Over Yonder)

Please don't complain about seeding, I barely know more than half of these sources but I did my best. May the best ship win.