#source: amazing world of gumball

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mikey: How about a joke? Knock knock!

Casey: Mom?

Mikey: What? No.

Casey: *sobs*

[callsign-bunnie]

Soap: Knock knock

Ghost: Dad?

Soap: What?? No!

Ghost: *hysterical sobbing*

[highlyincorrect]

Five, after committing several war-crimes: Have I gone too far?

Klaus: No, no, you went too far ages ago

Klaus: Now you’re going to prison

[waterfire1848]

[ Zuko and Azula guessing the password to their parents computer. ]

Zuko: Favorite child? [ Looks at Azula. ] Sorry, Lala. This is awkward.

[ Puts in his name and it isn’t the password. ]

Zuko: What?!

Azula: Really?!? This moment is so much bigger than me. I’d like to thank my friends and my parents and-

[ Azula isn’t the password either. ]

[incorrectcultofthelambquotes]

Narinder: The whole world is against me!

Lamb: I don’t know. Sometimes it feels like maybe, its kinda because you’re a little uh–

Narinder: Mistreated?

Lamb: A little...

Narinder: Cheated out of things I deserved?

Lamb: Eh–

Narinder: Unjustifiably shunned?

Ratau: I was kind of going more for a weeping sore of annoyance.

[incorrectinthenetherworld]

Iruma: True beauty is found on the inside. Your personality!

Ronove: Good looking people don't need a personality! Personalities were invented by ugly people to make up for what they lack on the outside!

[inprogress-predicament]

Incorrect BatFam Quotes

Bruce: Jason, how could you let this happen?

Jason: As referee I took every precaution possible.

Bruce: And SIX CHILDERN ended up in the hospital!

Jason: Four, Dick and I are adults.

Dick in the next bed: Heyo!

[delulu-with-wandanat]

Vision: And THIS, is just some hollow promise!

Y/n: Dude! It’s not that, we’ve just been distracted becausee… uhh HEHE the funniest thing happened. *points to a hole* See that hole?

Vision: *looks at said hole*

Y/n: *Kicks him into the hole*

Pietro: *GASSSPP* Y/N! I cant believe you just did that?!

Y/n: Did what?

Pietro: I-

Pietro: I dont remember *shrug*

[miae-bee]

Snotlout, to Hiccstrid: I'm tired of your cuddles, kisses and gross love! Do you see me and Heather doing those things?

Tuffnut: That's because you don't date her

Snotlout: Exactly

Snotlout: *sobs*

[incorrectmarketofmonstersquotes]

Kovit: Cool, any other secrets?  Matt: I still sleep with the blanket I had as a baby.  Kovit: Awww-  Matt: I use it as a gag when taking people’s pets hostage.  Kovit:  Kovit: There’s no punch line ‘cause it’s not a joke isn’t it? 

[telestoapologist]

Namrask, hunching a bit: What would you do if you were me? Sao: If I'd done everything you've done? (stretches, folding their hands behind their head, their voice humorous) Sleep 'til I'm 40. Namrask: (scoffs gently) Heh, no, what I meant was... (looks out to the horizon, a near inaudible sigh leaving him) What should I do with my life? Sao: (looks to him, then rests their hand on his elbow, smiling) Hm... maybe start living it?

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Karai: You know what else is thick? YOUR MOM’S CHIN!!

April: I don’t have a mom.

Karai: Yeah- I meant your mom’s skin.

April: I still don’t have a mom.

Shinigami: Quit saying “mom”.

Karai: I meant your fun twin?

April: I don’t have any siblings either.

Karai: Darn it! I meant your-!

Shinigami: Senpai, please just stop.

[can-of-pringles]

The Corinthian when he's sad

[cyber-streak]

Raf: Is Miko going to be okay?

Ratchet: Aside from being living proof that humans are doomed as a species, she’s fine.

[waterfire1848]

[ Bruce and Clark get scared. Clark’s soul starts traveling upwards. ]

Clark: Hey! Where are you going?

[ Grabs his soul. ]

Clark: That was terrifying.

Bruce: Yeah, well, at least your soul was traveling upwards.

[cyber-streak-2]

Rumble: What is a freakshow?

Soundwave: It’s like our family, but people pay to see it.