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incorrect-catcf-quotes · 5 months ago
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(Violet and her mother are watching football on TV.) Announcer: A spectacular catch for another first down! Mrs. Beauregarde: Come on, ref, move those chains! Violet: Yeah! Mrs. Gloop: (enters) Vy are you vatching football? (changes the channel) Look, "A Christmas Carol" is on! Oooh, look, it's Jacob Marley's ghost! Mrs. Beauregarde: (less excitedly) Come on, Jacob, move those chains. Violet: Somehow it's not the same...
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(Philip and his father are watching football on TV.)
Announcer: A spectacular catch for another first down!
Philip's father: Come on, ref, move those chains!
Philip: Yeah!
Philip's mother: (enters) Why are you watching football? (changes the channel) Look, "A Christmas Carol" is on! Oooh, look, it's Jacob Marley's ghost!
Philip's father: (less excitedly) Come on, Jacob, move those chains.
Philip: Somehow it's not the same...
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dwobbitfromtheshire · 4 months ago
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Steve was doing a grocery run at Bradley's Big Buy when the speakers crackled above him.
Intercom: Would Steve Harrington please come to the front? We have something that belongs to you.
Steve sighed. He already knew. When he got up front, he found Eddie and Dustin sitting on a bench with balloons tied around their wrists.
Steve: I didn't even bring you with me!
They grinned, looking happy to see him. Steve couldn't even be mad.
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hawkinsincorrect · 1 year ago
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Lucas: Please tell me you didn’t drag Steve into this.
Dustin: I did not drag Steve into this.
Steve: [knocks on the door]
Lucas: Who’s that?
Dustin: I think you know.
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teddylobo · 2 months ago
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Incorrect Stranger Things - 11/?
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tec-a0l · 3 months ago
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a (somewhat) part 2 to my “dylan making weird noises/singing for no discernible reason” post: dylan whistling a made up tune for nearly 50 seconds straight from the breakfast run video
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kermit-the-hag · 8 months ago
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Steve: Why are we lying on the ground?
Dustin: You got knocked unconscious so I lay down next to you so everyone would just think we were chillin’.
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harringroveera · 9 months ago
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It’s a beautiful day and there’s definitely a Billy in Steve now
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miwiromantics · 7 months ago
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Dustin: Alright give me your hair dryer.
Will: what are you talking about?
Dustin: don’t you carry one everywhere?
Will: have you ever met a gay person?
Dustin: hey, do you carry a hair dryer with you?
Eddie (over the phone): of course, im not an animal.
Will: *shakes his head*
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visenyaism · 9 months ago
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ok i make fun of the asoiaf conspiracy theories being dumb a lot however some people really ARE about an inch from posting like “the (((maesters))) control everything” and need to dial it back it’s getting weird
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bylertruther · 2 years ago
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in school, mike would be the type to go "you're so far away :(" and pull will's seat closer to him if not for the fact that will is already the type to scoot his desk as close to mike's as he possibly can before even sitting in it #real
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rollerskate2theface · 11 months ago
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Steve: Why does my stomach hurt?
Robin: I’m sorry Steve, I ate a bunch of ice cream earlier today
Steve: Ugh Rob you know we’re lactose intolerant
Dustin: Wait- wait- wait wait wait wait
Dustin: Are you suggesting that when one of you feels something the other feels it too?
Max: Oh god, you guys are so codependent
Steve: No we’re not
Eddie: Oh really? What about the other day?
-Other day in the kitchen-
Steve: Oh, I need to get some eggs
Robin: Oh, I’ll come with you
Steve & Robin: *walk 3 steps to the fridge together*
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strangerthingsquotes · 2 years ago
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Billy [waking up after being sedated]: Where am I? Billy [seeing Steve nearby]: Is this heaven? Dustin: He's awake! Billy: Oh, God. It's hell.
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dwobbitfromtheshire · 4 months ago
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Eddie to Steve: The only reason you won is cause no one knew you were playing. It was a pathetic act of pure cowardice.
Dustin: Woah, Eddie, he's still your boyfriend.
Eddie spun to face Dustin and pointed at him.
Eddie: Not tonight, he isn't! *quickly turns to Steve* Although, don't kiss anyone else. I love you so much!
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hawkinsincorrect · 1 year ago
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Dustin: I’m invoking the no judgement clause of our friendship.
Steve: Oh my God, what have you done?
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teddylobo · 5 months ago
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Incorrect Steddie Stranger Things | 4/?
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