#source: tmnt 2012

[fabuloustrash05]

Vegeta, in a daze after getting beaten up in a fight: I’m fine… I love you, Bulma…

Bulma, panicking: HE’S NOT FINE!!

[incorrect-finding-frankie]

*Checking on Lucky Contestant after something happened*

Lucky Contestant: I’m fine... just fine... I love you, Frankie.

Real Frankie: :D

Henry Hotline, turning around: He’s NOT fine!

[incorrect-slaytheprincess]

the narrator: you seriously have a crush on the princess?? but she's bigger, stronger, and probably a better fighter than you.

the stubborn and the smitten: exactly. what a woman.

[batfammeetsspidergang]

Red Hood: These guys only understand one language. 

Spider-Ham: German? 

Red Hood: No. Fists.

Spider-Ham: What about feet?

Red Hood, sighs: Yes. They understand feet.

Spider-Ham: Wouldn’t that technically make them bilingual? 

Red Hood: THE POINT IS-

[strawberryvanillablast]

Narancia: He had a brain!

Giorno, sincerely: We all have brains, Nara.

Fugo: Not all of us.

[m0dernchr0n1cles]

Fire & Ice Quotes

After the reveal of Nezha's reincarnation, Ao Guang sends assassins after Li Yunxiang

Ao Bing: "You're good. No wonder we haven't wiped you out yet."

Li Yunxiang: "It's not like your dad hasn't been trying."

Ao Bing: (chuckles) "I know. It's all he ever talks about. 'Revenge, revenge, vendetta, vendetta.'"

Li Yunxiang: "Really? I take it you don't approve."

Ao Bing: "No, I'm fine with it. I'm just saying, he needs a hobby."

[movietimegirl]

Paz: Oh great, we let him get away!

Din: You're the leader. That means YOU let him get away.

Paz: You're not helping.

Din: I'm not trying to help.

[megamanincorrectquotes]

Wave Man: What is wrong with my face?!

Fire Man: Would you like the list alphabetically or in descending order of grossness?

[mythos321]

Clay:Deathbringer is totally off the chain!

The other DoD:YOU SET HIM FREE???

Clay:What? No! Off the chain means that he’s cool!

The Other DoD:(sigh of relief)

Clay:And THATS why I set him free!(points to Deathbringer holding a tray of cookies)

[fabuloustrash05]

Goku: Good news! Broly is totally off the chain.

Vegeta: YOU MEAN YOU SET HIM FREE?!

Goku: What? No. “Off the chain” means he’s cool.

Vegeta: *sighs in relief*

Goku: And that’s why I set him free!

[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

Natsu: Failure is not an option!

Gray: Technically, failure is always an option.

Erza: You know what else is an option?

Erza: SLAPPING YOU

[batfammeetsspidergang]

Bruce: I’m going to train you in the ways of martial arts. 

Miles: Wow… That’s a major honor! If I do this, does that mean I can kick everybody’s butt?

Bruce: We don’t technically believe in using our abilities that way.

Miles: Oh yeah, me neither, of course. But I could, right?

Bruce, smirks: Yes, you could.

Bruce: But I should say, this will be the hardest thing you���ve ever done. It’ll drain you mentally, physically, and spiritually.

Miles: Eh. Can’t be worse than high school.

[strawberryvanillablast]

Giorno: Mista and Narancia are older than us. They're big kids. They can take care of themselves.

Fugo:

Trish:

Giorno: Right. I'm calling them.

[m0dernchr0n1cles]

Ao Guang being a "Good Dad" XII

Ao Guang: "Disobedience comes with a stiff penalty, child."

Ao Bing: "Even for your son?"

Ao Guang: "Especially for my son."

[flashthescalesian-art]

Tech: OOH, nice centrifuge! Crosshair: If I ever get that excited about a centrifuge, just put me out of my misery.

[movietimegirl]

Din: What's going on, Jedi?

Luke: (Lilting voice) It's an Empire sweet sixteen birthday party... (Normal voice) How am I supposed to know?!