#source: vanossgaming

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

April: I swear a lot, is that fine- Raph: SHUT UP BITCH!! April: ...Okay.

[rwac96]

Wake Up Prank (RWBY Shitpost)

*Weiss Schnee was enjoying her beauty sleep...which was about to be ended by Ruby & Yang*

Ruby: *facing her Scroll, hushed tone* "What's up, peeps! It's your girl Ruby, and we're gonna wake up Weiss. She's having her 'beauty sleep', and we'll wake up this lazy, entitled princess." *turns to Yang* "Let's go wake her up." *lifts up Crescent Rose and switches it to scythe mode*

Yang: "Yeah, on 'Go'." *uncocking Ember Celica*

Ruby: *gets into position* "3...2...1..."

*Ruby & Yang kicks down the dorm door, the latter's hair igniting*

Yang: "GOOO!!" *opens fire on Weiss' books* "WEISSCREAM!!

Ruby: "WEISS!!" *slices a portrait of Winter in two*

Weiss: *wakes up abruptly* "Wha--AAAAAHHH!!"

Ruby: "WAKE UP!!" *twirls her scythe, decapitating the small statue of Nicholas Schnee*

Weiss: *horrified* "WHAT?! BROTHERS!!" *ducks to avoid gunfire from Yang's gauntlets* "STOP!!"

Yang: "GET HER LAMP!" *punches the object*

Weiss: "GIRLS!! STOP IT, YOU BRUTES!!"

Ruby: "FUDGE THIS HEAD-STATUE!!" *slices the bust of Klein in two*

Weiss: *enraged* "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"

Ruby: *chops up Weiss' copy of 'Rules of Finance* "WE'RE WRECKING YOUR CRUD! WAKING YOUR BUTT UP!" *swings her scythe, slicing off one of the legs of Weiss' bed*

Yang: "FUCK THIS PICTURE!!" *tears up a framed picture of Neptune*

Weiss: *screams of unimaginable but justified rage*

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*Blake was down the hall, her feline ears picking up the chaos taking place obviously from the dorm room*

Blake: *exhales* "I should've stayed in the hotel room with Sun."

[wolfmage553]

*Almost instantly after Pike gets Mortal Kombat fatalitied by Juurezel*

Vax: Someone get the cleric!

Rest of Vox Machina: That was our cleric!

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Jonah, playing darts: I’M GONNA THROW SOME SHIT AT SOME OTHER SHIT!!

[totallycorrectsegaquotes]

Sonic: Wow this birthday party is going great! (meanwhile) Shadow, with Doom Wings: AHHH! IT'S NOT GREAT! IT'S NOT GREAT!

[deathscastleofficielle]

Stephano: You know, sometimes I forget you're Asian. Mr. Chair: Wha- What?? Piggeh: *cracking up in the background*

[mechanicalowls]

he wants that emo boy so bad

[fabuloustrash05]

Eddie: Do you guys think I have a chance with Ruby?

Buck: Eddie, we have been through this before. She made it very clear it’s not going to happen.

Eddie: Well, then I shouldn't get too excited about the fact that I JUST KISSED HER!

Tommy: You’re serious? You kissed her?

Eddie: Oh we kissed it up real nice.

Buck: So what happened after that?

Eddie: I came here to tell you guys.

Mason: And she's just waiting over there for you?

Eddie: ...

Eddie: *runs out of the room in a panic back to Ruby*

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mondo Gecko: Careful, there’s a sleeping man right here. Leatherhead: Uh, I’m pretty sure he’s not sleeping. Slash: Yeah. I don't think he’s gonna wake up, Mondo. Rockwell: Look, look, I’m a doctor! I’ll diagnose what’s wrong. Slash: Alright, diagnose, what’s wrong with him? Leatherhead: What’s wrong with this man, Rockwell? Rockwell: He’s dead. Diagnoses is over.

[correctmickeyquotes]

(The gang first find out about Oswald)

Donald: Wait Mickey, you actually have a brother?

Mickey: Yes I have a brother

Minnie: How did we not know this until just now?

Mickey: there's more than one True Original out there

Daisy: wait, so you have an older brother that Walt Disney drew before you?

Mickey: yes

Oswald: and he looks like me, poor fucker

Donald: we've all been friends for how long and we didn't know this?!

Oswald: it's none of your business

Goofy: My son calls you Uncle Mickey and I didn't know this!

Oswald: none of you business! You nor your son did not need to know that information for my brother to be called "Uncle Mickey"

[pinkydee10]

At 682’s funeral;

049: Here lies SCP-682

096: *sobs*

106: I’m gonna miss this son of a bitch.

079: He was my friend!

173: Hey you guys remember that one time in an interview, where they kept asking him questions?

049: And he never said anything apart from; “mhm”

173: What an asshole!

035: And remember when we were escaping the facility, and he knew exactly what to do?

Past 939: You got me, Lizzy?

Past 682: Mhm

079: Such great times...

096: You remember that time when he died?

173: Dude, that literally just happened.

939: Yeah, we didn’t even move him. He just died right here.

049: Does anyone else have anything to say? Anyone at all?

682: *sits up* I wanna say one thing, and that one thing is; I never really liked any of you.

035: Sorry this is for friends and family only. *shoots 682*

Everyone: *burst out laughing*

[digital-gargoyle]

Sarge: (Pointing at Blue Base) You see those fuckers over there?

Simmons: Yeah!

Sarge: They have done absolutely nothing wrong but they're blue... I've always hated the color blue... you know why??

Grif: Why?

Sarge: No reason.

[incorrect-inkymystery]

(Some villain is holding the gang hostage)

Villain: Welcome... to Murder Maze!

Bendy, tiredly: You're welcome.

Villain: ...What?

[incorrectjackboxquotes]

[REDACTED]: *Standing creepily on a rooftop.*

Officer Trevor: *running on the roof* “JUSTIIIIIICE!!!” *tackles [REDACTED]*

[REDACTED]: “AAAAAAAAH!”

[swoodthis]

Incorrect Maxverse Quotes #9

Sinister: I lost my yeezys. I lost everything.

[fabuloustrash05]

Goku: Wait, Vegeta you actually have a brother?

Vegeta: Yes, I have a brother.

Bulma: How come we didn’t know this until just now?

Vegeta: It’s none of your business but, yes, there’s more than one Saiyan Prince out there.

Goku: So you have an actual brother who is related to you?

Piccolo: And he looks like him, the poor fucker.

Goku: WE’VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR HOW LONG AND I DIDN’T KNOW THIS?!

Vegeta: None of your business!

Bulma: WE’RE MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN AND I DIDN’T KNOW THIS!!

Vegeta: None of your business. You did not need to know that information for me to marry you and have kids with you.