#spider drunk

[sincericida]

A young - and drunk - ANDREW GARFIELD.

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[i-ate-the-rats]

hehehehe oh shit indefinite sad dark shadow (⊙ˍ⊙).

[koroart]

Might clean this up later down the line but for rn a messy O’Hara bros doodle ✨

[the-one-with-spider-brainrot]

Crime that I can't marry my followers to each other, these two have done nothing but act like the most smitten husbands ever and I can't wed them together?! Smh my fucking head

[tacagen]

anyways. how much do yall think quentin likes having a ✨Cape✨

[cheapbourbon]

It’s a blazing 107 where I live right now, I’ve had nothing to drink but Smirnoff ice and haven’t slept in 30 hours- have some more sappy Jake Lockley/Miguel O’Hara art.

Bonus tiny Bird-Dad with his moon.

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

One day Neteyam is in his room texting Ao’nung and he locked the door for like the first time ever for some privacy so he can giggle and twirl his braids and kick his feet at his phone. Then this agitating grating sound comes, which is a knock on the door. He ignores it but then his texts with Ao’nung are interrupted by a text from Lo’ak:

Lo’ak open ur door

Neteyam: for what? 

Lo’ak: so we can come in??? 

Neteyam:  who is we?? 

Lo’ak: me, Spider, Kiri, and Tuk. 

Neteyam: why do you need to be in my room? 

At this point Spider has finished picking the lock, and the reason is just that they were bored. 

[cage-cat-yt]

Silly doodles ‼️‼️

My tummy hurts but I'm in an awesome fit of my black shirt + Toxicity SOAD shirt. Also I have nightmare before Christmas long socks on lol

Anyway, thanks for reading! Remember to hydrate and I hope you have a good day :)

[parkercore-69]

The age old question of: Do i find these men attractive or do i just wish i looked like them?

the answers both, i think- i think it’s both.

[naavispider]

What if Spider got alcohol poisoning? In a scenario Spider had one too many drinks, he feels nauseous and ends up vomiting all over his na'vi outfit. (Takes place inside the RDA ship) Quaritch getting paranoid and immediately scooping up his boy and changing him into a pair of human clothes. Spider is too drunk to walk, communicate or comprehend anything. MAKE THIS INTO A FLUFF! FLUFFY FLUFF!

(I recently got alcohol poising and it wasn't fun. Uncontrollable vomiting and ish!!! Immediately regretted, cried and prayed to God lmao)

Oh boy!

Spider slurred his words so much that even he wasn't sure what he'd just tried to say. He was on all fours, crawling towards the toilet. This sucked. His head was spinning, bile burned his throat, and panic clawed its way around his insides.

Quaritch watched on from the doorway, his expression pinched. He had no idea how this had even happened - Spider got drunk one evening yes, but he'd thought that was the end of it. He didn't think Spider would try again. The kid had snuck off and procured who knew how much alcohol from who knew where - he was tenacious.

He was paying for it now. Quaritch winced as Spider retched over the toilet, and the sounds of splashing filled the room. Great, the kid had missed. Sick was all down his chest, dripping onto his belt and loincloth. Jesus. He waited until the kid stopped heaving, then crossed the bathroom to pick Spider up - carefully avoiding getting himself covered in sick too. "It's okay, kid," he sighed, rubbing Spider's back.

Spider groaned in his arms. "Whass' rong w'me?" he slurred, bringing a clammy hand up to his forehead.

Quaritch rolled his eyes as he carried his son to one of the spare bunk rooms on the ship. He pressed the button on his communicator to tell Lyle to bring them a spare pair of clothes from Quaritch's pack.

"S'not funny..." Spider groaned again, and Quaritch felt the boy convulse in another retch. He quickly adjusted his hold on him so that Spider could vomit over the side if he needed. However, nothing more came up.

"I'm not laughing, kid."

Spider looked terrible. He'd obviously overdone it big time. If Quaritch had to guess, he'd say a simple case of alcohol poisoning. He'd have to sit with Spider till morning - there was no way he could risk falling asleep outside with his mask on, and even inside the ship the kid was in imminent danger of choking on his own vomit.

Spider whimpered in his arms, and Quaritch noticed the feel of the kid's skin had turned cold and sweaty. "Shh, it's okay," he murmured, pressing a kiss to the top of Spider's head, knowing the kid would have zero memory of this in the morning. A whine escaped Spider's mouth.

They got to the room, and Quaritch laid Spider down gently on one of the lower bunks. A moment later, Wainfleet arrived with a pair of sweatpants and t-shirt for Spider. Quaritch muttered his thanks, and Wainfleet disappeared without lingering. Quaritch knew Lyle would have stayed, if he had asked him, but also recognised that Lyle was letting him have this moment privately with his incapacitated son. He didn't need witnesses.

Quaritch picked up a hand towel from the bathroom attached to the room, and wet it under the sink. "I'm just wiping away your sick," he told Spider, even though the kid was totally beyond understanding. He pressed the cloth over Spider's mouth, neck and chest, removing the worst of it. Spider's eyes occasionally fluttered open, but for the most part he was passed out.

Quaritch unfolded the shirt Lyle had brought - dark navy and at least 3 sizes too big for Spider, with a Spiderman image on the front. He had to hand it to Janine. The woman had some genius ideas.

He gently pulled it over Spider's head and pulled his weak arms through the holes. Now he turned his attention to the sweatpants. Hm. He didn't want to invade Spider's privacy, but his Na'vi attire was also wet with sick. He methodically worked Spider's legs into the pants and only untied the loincloth once he was fully covered. Jesus. Quaritch deserved dad of the year award.

He grabbed a cup from the shelf above the sink and filled it with tap water. "Son, can you drink this?" he pressed the cup against Spider's lips. Spider's eyes opened minutely. His pupils found Quaritch, and his mouth pulled into the tiniest smile. Quaritch seized the opportunity and tipped a few drops of water onto Spider's tongue. "Swallow that down..." he encouraged, one hand on the back of Spider's head. "There you go..."

"Dn't... leave..." the boy slurred, unexpectedly appearing to come out of his haze for a moment.

Quaritch stared at his son.

Shock rippled through him at Spider's plea. It was obviously the alcohol talking. But the fact remained - Spider in this vulnerable state felt safe with Quaritch.

Safe.

Could Spider know that Quaritch would stay with him as long as he needed? Could he know that he'd already accepted having to spend the night in this tiny human sized room just to watch over him?

How could Quaritch plan on leaving him? His job was to protect. "Never." He said slowly, fixed on Spider's now closed eyes. He rolled the kid onto his side, pulled a blanket over his shoulders and ran his hand down Spider's arm, leaning over him and whispering, "I'm here..."

[anxiously-sidequesting]

Sorry to be posting twice in one day but now I wanna talk about Sybil's last line of dialogue at the end of Wallaru. Bro says "The Spiral will always need its Scion." In terms of new villains always arising, new worlds to explore, etc.

Now of course in the real world this means something totally different than in narrative; for us it means yay Wizard101 will continue and it's not ending and shit and thats good!!! But in universe, I believe that fact would have brought different feelings. Like sadness. Or anger. Or maybe just numbness.

Like if you think about it. The implications. The Wizard will never, CAN never rest. It's an ongoing, neverending thing of always being needed. It's You and ONLY You. There will never NOT be evil. If not GF Spider, then the Schism. If not the Schism, then the Old One. If not the Old One, then someone else. Someone or Something will always come up as a Threat that only the Scion (for some reason. Gods exists here) is expected and able to defeat. When Sybil said that I was legit terrified because gotdamn I can't retire???? I will Always be The Legend who Always saves the day???

Like even setting aside the social consequences of this (the whole people suspecting us/fearing us Thing) imagine what that does to your emotional and mental health. Fuck even physical health. Going through all that strenuous trauma and exercise and magical ordeals and shit???? The pressure of knowing it's the universe at stake, not just you or the world? I actually would have died just in arc 2 personally how the fuck are we supposed to carry this. For the REST. OF OUR LIVES. FOR HOWEVER LONG WE LIVE

✨ Anyways here's hoping the Schism Soldier is arc 5's new big baddie haha #enemiestolovers101 😘✌️💕💕💕

[sincericida]

ANDREW GARFIELD

with a fan on Fashion Awards 2023.

"Randomly met my favourite Spidey last night🤟🏻" (from @sarahwinterman tt)

[donniata]

How can river get their whole outfits changed in minutes?

Not just jacket

WHOLE outfit

Including shirt, trousers, mask and gloves

And spider is in coma

HOW?

how many times did you two practice this during your training sessions (professionally and ‘unprofessionally’) ?

[bitacrytic]

this last image contains the look of a man who knows he's broken down someone's walls.

[foolsocracy]

Wassup it’s me I’m drunk and I’m emotional abt Robbie. The way u depict him is so fucking amazing I can’t even deal with it dude what the fuck. He makes me so emotional. He deserved so much more he was brilliant and to meet the fate that he did in canon? FUCK dude. Spider Robbie is a heartbreaking but brilliant concept. Like the grief and the anger and how there always ends up being a Spiderman. Peter ends up being Robbie’s Ben, he ends up as just another part of a backstory, just another tragic loss to someone who will become so much more- and he probably prefers that. Robbie break my heart and the way you depict him is honestly the best I’ve ever seen- although he’s so so underrated as is. If anyone asked me why I love noir and his comics I’d show them ur account and art bc rlly that explains it all

what they did to robbie was soooo fucked up i cant even express it. He was brilliant and noble and sought a better world and they snuffed him out. I CANNOT allow this injustice i need him to be alive and well and happy.

I think Robbie would make a fantastic spider! He's driven and sticks hard to his morals, plus he's incredibly inquisitive and not afraid to stick himself into dangerous situations (and take care of others in them, lest we forget he gave someone his jacket in Ellis).

Peter being Robbie's Ben really wounds me so im not strong enough to keep him fully dead (thank u spider god resurrection powers. even if he comes back fucked up), but if I was a stronger person I could totally see how completely losing Peter would snowball into a full spider-ification of robbie. Ofc Ofc Peter sacrificing himself for Robbie even in this au definitely has its effects. for sure.

I'm really glad you like my depiction of him and all my noir stuff!! :,] thats very very high praise I truly appreciate it. I love him dearly it makes my heart ache

[sulieykte]

atwow characters as tfln part ii ༄ ҉ 　

because these are incredibly amusing to me ✶cross posted from my TikTok ✶all characters aged up to 18+ this is basically a college AU part one | part two | part three | part four | part five | part six | part seven | part eight | part nine