#spiderman far from home spoliers

[inconcinnum]

Poor Peter

[mimymomo]

MJ and Her Walls

I know there’s been many post already about MJ and her coming out of her shell around Peter but I think there’s one scene that subtly shows it the best: the scene in the hotel room after Mysterio realizes that he has to kill Peter following the scene on the bridge in Prague.

You see MJ slowly processing all that Peter is saying and it’s quite the doozy: I mean he’s telling her that a super villain is now most likely going to targeting them and that they have access to killer drones. To me, the most important part of this scene is not what Peter is saying but instead how MJ is reacting to it. MJ is known for being stoic and a kinda cold girl and people often assume she’s emotionless or apathetic, but that’s not the case. Here in full display, MJ allows herself to show her concern and her fear: in her voice when talking to Peter about what he plans to do, in her facial expressions, she’s letting Peter (who probably doesn’t even realize what she’s doing) to see the emotional girl she desperately tries to hide away. She’s showing that she is scared and concerned but at the same time interested in him and what he plans to do. And when Peter starts changing in front of her we also get to see the awkward, hormonal teenage girl MJ, something that we only see around Peter.

And when Ned shows up at the hotel we watch as MJ’s walls are quickly rebuilt again and she becomes the snarky, confident MJ who we all are familiar with and has to reassure her accomplishments and place in the group (her saying that she figured out Peter’s identity (specifically that she did it a long time ago), saying that she’s the one doing most of the work on the case, etc.). Ned doesn’t get access to soft!MJ because he’s not Peter, and MJ doesn’t have that level of emotion trust with him.

I just really love this scene because it subtly shows MJ’s ability to come out of her shell and show a wide range of emotions around a certain someone but also her problem of not letting others get close and her having trouble around other people, something she brings up at the end of the movie.

I really love MJ, she reminds me so much of myself especially her problem of getting close to people and constantly dropping morbid info on killers and conspiracy theories. MCU, I swear if you hurt this girl I’ll come after you!

[squydworm]

I just saw Spider-Man: Far From Home, and the end credit scene was wild, but here is my opinion on the funniest and best way the next movie should start.

We have been worried about the reveal of peter’s identity and spiderman being seen as evil for like a year or more. The movie immediately starts with that problem being resolved in like a minute. Nick Fury and Pepper Potts both disprove mysterio and give public statements about the issue. The public is relieved that spiderman is a good guy. We have been worrying about this for years, believing it would be the main conflict of the next movie, but no. In 3 minutes, every issue is resolved.

For the rest of the movie, Peter is constantly being teased about being spiderman, everyone thinking about how funny it was that he had his name chosen by Mysterio to be spiderman, how wild would that be if he actually were spiderman?

Peter just has to stand there and be like “ha ha ha yeah that’d be crazy”

Now we can enjoy a new spiderman movie where peter gets to keep his identity and we don’t have to suffer through one of my least favorite tropes of the public believing the good guy is actually a bad guy and the audience being the only people rooting for them.

thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[str4y-k1ds]

Thoughts on Spiderman Far From Home

So, this is a spoiler filled review/word vomit about the film, if you haven’t seen it yet, there will be spoilers for the movie underneath the “Keep reading” and you have been warned.

I’m going to try and summarize my thoughts in semi-chronological order, because the whole movie went by so quick for me that I really can’t remember the order of everything. Also, no emojis because I had to type this on my computer, so expect a lot of XD’s.

- The “in memoriam” video the school’s news broadcast thingy plays at the beginning was simultaneously hilarious and sad to me. The comic sans made it 10 times better, I bet all of the teachers silently died inside when they saw it. XD

- I was glad to see Natasha in the video, because I was worried that the rest of the world would kinda gloss over her death because of how famous Steve and Tony were compared to the rest of the Avengers.

- Peter’s plan with MJ on the plane going so incredibly wrong was really funny. That one teacher, Mr. Harrington I think, was an absolutely hilarious mess, and I loved it. XD

- I was waiting for that police scene to show up in the movie, but it never came. I wonder why they cut it from the final product?

- Peter’s face when Happy and May were backstage with him? Me too, their “fling” (poor Happy) came out of nowhere, but I loved it. XD

- The reporter scene messed me up dude, I could feel his panic and desire to get the hell out of there, I would have those feelings too if I were in his shoes.

- PETER TINGLE. I freakin burst out laughing every time those words came out of someone’s mouth. XD

- That one airport security lady? She a real one for not exposing our boy like that. XD

- The necklace that Peter bought for MJ? So pretty.

- Peter hitting his head on that bell twice was amazing. XD

- That one song that plays while Peter and his class are in the bus in the mountains? If anyone knows the name of that song, please let me know because I REALLY liked it.

- Oof, Brad kinda pissed me off a little with that whole photo stunt, ngl.

- NIGHT MONKEY. XD

- Ned and Betty for OTP of the year.

- “Even Dead I’m the Hero.” Wow. Classic Tony. XD

- Also, can we talk about how OP EDITH is? Because she has hologram tech now, not to mention like a gazillion drones, and whatever else she can do weapons-wise, that’s not even considering her having “back doors” to basically every single electronic and digital system in the world? Dude, Peter/Mysterio can basically control the world now if you really think about it. Just the concept of EDITH is scary, I’m gonna touch on that later.

- Fury lowkey pissed me off in some parts of the movie, like don’t get me wrong, a lot of what he did was “in the name of protecting the world” and all that, but when he asked if Tony had made a mistake in choosing Peter, I fumed. I wasn’t a fan of the emotional manipulation he was using there, ngl. 

- I’ve avoided talking about Mysterio so far to save it for the end, but I can’t not mention that bar scene. When Peter gave him the glasses, the guy sitting next to me muttered a quiet “Oh fuck,” and I completely agreed.

- Everything that happened after the holograms faded away was expertly crafted. The stills in black and white made the audience laugh a little, but everything Mysterio said during his toast and the way he said it, just slightly unhinged but still dangerously cunning, shocked everyone in my theater into a tense silence. So good.

- “BARF, he took my life’s work and named it BARF.” Wow. 

- When Peter asked MJ if the only reason she was keeping tabs on him was because she suspected he was Spiderman, and her saying yes? Damn, his face looked so sad and hurt, it made me want to hug him.

- Alright, it’s time we talk about the illusion scene. I can barely put into words all of the emotions and thoughts I was feeling. I was concerned, I was scared, I was mad, I was tripping out, I was shocked, the dread and tension was palpable in my theater. I have never been in a movie theater that quiet before. No one was eating, no one was drinking, no one moved. Literally. I can barely remember what Mysterio said while he was torturing Peter, that’s how drawn in I was by this scene. And when that tombstone appeared, and the Iron Man zombie came out of the ground? I have no words.

- When that train hit him, I jumped right out of my seat and lowkey yelped. Mysterio is an evil son of a bitch, I really hated him.

- I really thought Nick Fury had shot him at first, I really did. That’s how realistic his illusions were, and after the reveal that he hadn’t been shot, that’s when the paranoia set in.

- I was so shell shocked after all of the illusions, that I literally don’t remember anything until Happy shows up with his jet. And while we’re on the topic, Peter brokenly asking Happy if he was real literally caused me to tear up.

- Everything that happened on that plane broke me. Peter’s red eyes and hysterical word vomit during that scene and being stitched up. I was just really sad. Peter is going to have PTSD at this point, if he doesn’t have it already. So many traumatic things have happened to him, if I were in his shoes I would have given up already, not even going to deny it.

- I LOVE LED ZEPPELIN!!! Oh Peter. XD

- Happy’s fond look when Peter’s making his suit had me uwuing.

- The final battle was so amazing and tense and rewarding. MJ with that mace? Hell yes. And Happy throwing the shield and asking how Cap does it had me dying. XD

- Let’s talk about that final showdown with Peter and the drones and Mysterio. Peter radiated confident BAMF energy in that scene. And when he grabs the gun? I smiled so widely, I was so proud and impressed and happy. 

- Now, here is where things get confusing for me. Did Mysterio actually die? Because Peter transferred ownership of EDITH to Quentin, at least as far as I remember. Does that not mean that Mysterio could still have been projecting a minor illusion of his own death, and have gotten away because the word transfer means giving up ownership, and therefore Peter shouldn’t have any permissions within EDITH’s systems anymore? But at the same time, Peter put on the glasses, so they couldn’t have been fake glasses then right, because Quentin didn’t have small glasses sized drones, did he? I think the rules of who controls EDITH gets a little confusing for me in this scene. Does Peter always have access? Is there some kind of fail safe? Tony surely planned for this, right? I just have a lot of questions, but for the sake of the conclusion, I’m just going to assume Mysterio is actually dead and Peter does indeed have control of EDITH again.

- Fuck, Peter lost another mentor figure, even if Quentin was a little insane, it doesn’t negate the fact that for a brief sliver of time Peter really trusted and looked up to him.

- PETER AND MJ WERE SO AWKWARD AND KISSED AND AND WERE SO SWEET AND I DIED A LITTLE INSIDE WHEN THEY REUNITED AND HUGGED, AJKSASJAKLSKLALS.

- And when MJ said she liked the necklace broken, I melted because she basically said she doesn’t mind Peter being a bit broken because she really likes him and will support him and ugh, they’re just so cute and sweet and I’m in love with their relationship.

- Peter and MJ swinging around New York at the end made me so happy.

- Those post credits scenes were amazing and forever change the landscape of the MCU going forward. How is Peter going to navigate basically being a criminal/villain in the eyes of a lot of the public? Will the government go after him? I’m sure Ross would love to get his power-hungry hands on another Accords like situation, but I don’t really know if Marvel will go there or not. All I know is Peter literally can’t catch a break, poor kid just got his normal life back, and now it’s being ruined all over again. I have so many questions/theories about how the MCU will go forward now, it’s so exciting! And Talos and his wife disguising themselves as Fury and Hill? Did not see that coming, but it made sense and my initial confusion was quickly overturned with the question of who else we know is secretly a Skrull? I like the Secret Invasion-esque route they might be going with here, but since the Skrull aren’t really evil, does it really matter who’s real or not so long as Nick Fury and Talos are monitoring everything happening on Earth and around it? Ugh, so many questions, that seems to be the general consensus.

- Now for my thoughts on Mysterio. I think he’s a close second to Thanos for best villain in the MCU so far, in my opinion. Feel free to disagree, but think about this for a second: Mysterio basically created a reality stone; if he hadn’t had his plan foiled and continued to play his cards right, he could essentially make reality whatever he wanted, and no one would be able to tell the difference. That is a scary thought. (Imagine what he could do if he combined his illusion technology with something that resembles the microbots in Big Hero 6, yikes, then he really would be able to make his illusions feel real too.) Mysterio was cunning, his intelligence and complete lack of concern for human life is terrifying in combination with his flair for the dramatics, and Jake Gyllenhaal plays him so well that you can’t help but like him even though you hate his guts. Overall, I’m very impressed, I really hope we get to see him again, because I liked his character that much.

- EDITH is genuinely scary, because essentially whoever has access to her can do anything they want, and in today’s technology dependent world, a person with that much power (not just electronically, but militarily as well) needs to be the purest and most good and responsible person in the world or else the world could literally just have unchallengable dictator rise up in a whole 24 hours. I’m just glad it’s Peter who has access to her, Tony might have gone too far with this one, but hey, maybe I’m just paranoid.

- I don’t know it was just me, but after getting out of this movie, I couldn’t shake the thought that this movie was attempting to make us rightfully fear the progression of technology and how hard it is to determine what absolute truth is in today’s world. I think Mysterio even mentions how easily people want to believe things nowadays. Hit the nail on the head with that message if it was intended, if not, then I’m just reading too much into it. XD

Wow, this was long. Sorry guys, I hope I didn’t bore you, this is coming out a whole two hours later than I said it would, I just had so many thoughts and words to vomit. XD

Thanks for reading, let me know what you thought of the movie if you want to, no pressure!

[dangerously-nervoustudent]

Peter Parker: I love you, dad!

His Dad: *dies*

Peter: You know, Uncle Ben, you're like a father to me.

Uncle Ben: *dies*

Peter: Mr. Stark, I really think of you as a father figure.

Tony:

[pigeonriot]

wAIT PETER PARKER IS THE FIRST ONE TO ACTUALLY CALL CAROL "CAPTAIN MARVEL"

[flyingbirdwithnowings]

Far from home spoilers with no context.

[hollandsnervous]

infinity war memories

[sugarhighrambling]

Dont think about

the pain Peter goes through ever time he puts on his suits as he remembers that it was Tony who made them for him. A constant reminder of who he lost

[mimymomo]

If Peter and MJ don’t win or at least get nominated for “Best Kiss” at the Teen Choice Awards (I think that’s the right award show??) then I KNOW we’re in the bad timeline.

[avengersnewb]

FFH spoiler, but not really

FFH is not disrespectful to Tony or RDJ.

How can you even say things like that before watching the movie? You've got to be kidding me.

[worldwidedaydream]

You know how in “Spider-man 2: Far from Home” that one guy thought Peter Parker was a jiggalo and like no one really talked about it? Wack

[whatsamarvel]

I watched end game for the 4th time yesterday and I can officially confirmed after spending 12 hours if my life in it I'm still cry. Also absolutely crying over no more MCU spidey like come on right after Carol adopted him???

- Hela Shook

[nikikookie]

I love how Happy went from "Please kid leave me alone I'm busy and too tired for your bullsht" in Homecoming to "Kid is mourning i gotta be there and support him and be there for him" and I'm even more excited for Far From Home now :-)

Me is so going to cry watching that movie in cinema.

[pigeonriot]

Okay folks, theory time:

So they didn't just erase when his passport was made and when it will expire, they also erased his birthyear even though it is confirmed that he was born 2001.

My theory: They now have something written on the passports like "survived the snap" or "did not survive the snap" to show how old the person really is, bc how else should you tell

[spideysensings]

why is it canon to call it The Blip ? like, did every other vaguely intelligent scientist refuse to comment on this decision ?