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Dick: It's called free balling.

Victor: Dude, you ain't got no draws on?

Dick: Nah.

Koriand'r: Make it clap.

Victor: ...

Dick: ...

Koriand'r:

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Helena: Damian, why do we have a fourteen year age gap?

Damian: How the hell am I supposed to know, girl, ask yo daddy. He was the one bussing it down not me.

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Jason: You make me want to commit arson.

Daniel: Aww, I love you too man.

Jason: *turns away, blushing*

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Cassie: If you wanna know what women want, talk to a woman.

Tim: That's brilliant! Where can I find one?

Cassie: I'm a woman! I'm refined and elegant like a delicate flower, you bitch!

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Dick: I love you, Jay

Jason: Love you too, Dickwad

Dick: More than Daniel?

Jason: Know your limits!

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Mia: You're nineteen?

Jason: Yes.

Mia: You look older, and that's not a compliment.

Jason: ...

Mia: I'm telling you, you look troubled and older than your years.

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Mar'i: I don't think I've ever seen dad cry. Have you seen him cry? He never cried my whole life.

Koriand'r: Yeah, in bed. I was so good he started crying.

Dick: KORI!

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Cass: So what we're going to do-

Jason: Wait, why are you the one giving orders?

Cass: Cause I'm the oldest one here.

Jason: We're the same age.

Cass: Yeah, but I'm still older.

Jason: By seven months!

Cass: Exactly, I have seniority, so you have to do as I say.

Jason: ...

Damian: You guys should fight for leader.

Cass (crack knuckles): Good idea.

Jason: NO!

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Roy: Bottom feeder.

Dick: Says the ass eater

Roy: GO TO HELL, DICK!

Dick: I'M ALREADY THERE!

Roy: ...

Dick: ...

Roy: You wanna get lunch.

Dick: Yeah, sure.

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Daniel: He did me some face and I took him home.

Jason: I HEARD YOUR HEARTS DANCING!

Daniel: You watch the whole thing like some creeper!

Jason: AND I WATCHED YOU PULL OVER AND DRAIN A DOG, AND RUN DOWN AN ALLEYWAY FOR TWO MORE RATS, THIS IS NOT A LIFE!

Daniel: THAT'S CAUSE YOU TOOK MY LIFE!

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Donna: You know there's a rumor going around?

Kyle: What, that we're gay for each other?

Donna: Yeah-

Wally: Oh my God, Twizzler gummies.

Kyle: No, see, I'm straight, but like if there was a man I'll marry it'll be Wally.

Donna: How do you feel about that Wally?

Wally: ...It's not helping with the rumors.

Donna: I think the kiss you shared on my birthday isn't helping with the rumors.

Kyle: Yeah, I just hate that he didn't give me enough tongue.

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*Gotham Literally On Fire*

Damian: Brother?

Duke: What's up?

Damian: The world don't look kinda crazy to you?

Duke: It look like we in an orange fanta.

Damian: I thought we was in Barbara's wig. I mean- oop- I mean that her real- I mean her hair- I mean I don't know!

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Jason: I miss Daniel so much.

Bruce: Jason-

Jason: Daniel used to call me that.

Bruce: That's because it's your name.

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Tim: So, this Daniel, he lives with you?

Jason: Yeah, he just moved in last month.

Duke: And that's going well?

Jason: Yep! He is so great.

Damian: So he knew you and was like more...

Jason: ...

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Roy: Dick said we were having burgers after the mission.

Donna: If Dick jumps off a cliff would you?

Roy: ...

Donna: Roy!

Roy: Well I-I mea- I mean it depends.

Donna: Don't jump off a cliff!

Roy: Well I was planning on it.

Donna: But if Dick did you would?

Roy: ...

Donna: ROY!

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Reed: Man, you must really hate to admit that you need me.

Victor: You need me!

Reed: Sure, I'm big enough to admit that, but not as much as you need me.

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Bane: I'm impressed, behind all that angst and ridiculous hair, there's a real fighter.

Damian: And behind all the insurable smarm is a dead man!

Bane: Little Bat, you couldn't fathom the amount of dead men behind me.