STILES: "Wait, where's my food? What—oh my god, what is this?!"
(he pulls a Ziploc of baby carrots out of his backpack with a look of horror on his face)
DEREK: "That, is a healthy and nutritious snack."
STILES: "I'm gonna die."
DEREK: "You're not dying, Stiles."
STILES: "I am going to starve to death in this stupid, pineapple-scented car. You're my enemy now, Derek, we're enemies again—I'm going to ruin your life for this."
DEREK: "By doing what, dropping a Twinkie into my bag? How did you find out I'm terrified of preservatives, I hid it so well."
STILES: "Hey! Twinkies are a great source of—"
DEREK: "Carcinogens, yeah, I know."
STILES: "Derek Hale, you son of a—"
ISAAC: "Can you guys stop flirting until Erica relieves me for the next watch? She's the only one that doesn't mind your... freaky foreplay stuff."
DEREK: "We are not—"
STILES: "Isaac, you take that back right now—"
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Ppl have made 1,000 posts about this and by god I hope they make 1,000 more but im REALLY feeling "falling asleep in weird places" as a sickness tell
ESPECIALLY if the character is the strict, no-nonsense type or in charge of the character who ends up playing caretaker. Like, it's SO out-of-character for them to fall asleep in (semi-)public that it's HUGE red flag when they do. Something is wrong, even if the other characters don't know exactly what yet
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Where Watson finds a way to hug his love in front of a policeman!
Everyone and their cat, HELLO!
Here we are for the last chapter! Let's go let's go with the fourth and last callout of the book!
Ahi ahi, Holmes! Your husband is NOT happy with you!
And he's quite right, tbh! At least there's also another friend around! And one with almost your same sense of humor!
NOW, Lestrade ain't 'little'. He's eco-sized. It's you two that are too tall and too broad (respectively, holmes and watson), gentlemen!
Still. you all are armed! this is good!
OOOOKAY-
almost everything is going as it should, WASIT NOT FOR THE FOG!
Holmes is going full aragorn, just for the record!
There's sir Henry... but there's something ELSE!
... I SHALL spare y'all technicolor dog!
But yeah, that, like a thousand times less goofy because granada goofied up stuff a lot (as much as we love them for it!)
These two husbands will fire together... If you know what i mean, they know each other so so well!
Watson is running, Holmes is running more, Lestrade has shorter legs, but we appreciate you short king! Watson is also gushing about his husband, as you do! and bem. Hound's dead.
Sir Henry's well, Brady can also raise the dead and Watson and Holmes are doing their deduction-flirt in front of both Lestrade and sir Henry!
Now kiddo goes home (and from there on a healing trip around the world with his boytoy DR MORTIMER) while we go finish this case!
Get inside the house, shock the butler half dead, there's someone in this room!
It's Mrs Stapleton! Thank god she's well. Well and quite willing to send her husband to hell.
Tbh i ship her and sir henry a lot! they'd be a nice couple, i believe! after tackling some trust issues ofc!
Good, clever girl! Now we need to tend to you as well, we'll see to HIM later!
-twelve hours later-
LET'S HAVE A STROLL IN THE MIRE!
Watson gets his occasion to hug his husband in front of lestrade and kindly scold him because mrs hudson will scold him MORE, and on to the island!
They find all their evidence, paint included, i REFUSE to beleive that mortimer's doggo's alsodead, granada knew what they were doing in making him liiiive.
And here we are! done with ACD's best holmes novel!
We'll see valley of fear's fever dream... later i suppose!
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Well there is no one else this could be other than everyone's favourite vampire policeman Varney
Send me an emoji (or a set of emojis) and I'll make a gifset of the character that reminds me the most of that emoji
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