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[americanedpsycho]

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[divinelght]

         𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐒 ― 𖤓 

FULL NAME: aurora morozov  BIRTHDAY: kythorn 11  AGE: twenty-five  BIRTHPLACE: unknown: aurora and her twin brother, daemon, have no knowledge of where they came from or who their birth parents are. they were, instead, raised on a farm in featherdale after being found abandoned in the woods by a half-orc named agronak, who the twins now regard as their father. RACE: aasimar (protector), a humanoid with a touch of celestial power from mount celestia  CLASS: life domain cleric of lathander  SEXUAL ORIENTATION: pansexual  SPOKEN LANGUAGES: celestial, common

         𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 ― 𖤓 

HAIR: golden blonde, sweeps at her ankles when she walks — usually styled in a braided crown that sits atop her head COMPLEXION: ivory skin with a warm, almost ethereal glow and a light dusting of freckles all over her face & body  EYES: heterochromatic / right: topaz, left: brown HEIGHT: 5'5"  SCAR(S): a thin mark that stretches from above her right eyebrow to the top of her cheek and a knick on her chin, courtesy of an attack from a hunter & the reason she doesn't feel safe revealing she's an aasimar to anyone. DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: her ears are pointed, indicating one of her parents was elven or half-elven; when visible, aurora has a pair of wings that are pure white and fluffy in appearance and tufts of similar feathers behind her ears SIGNATURE SCENT: incense and gardenias

         𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘 ― 𖤓 

POSITIVE TRAITS: compassionate, optimistic, gentle, warm  NEGATIVE TRAITS: gullible, naive, self-sacrificing, dependent  ALIGNMENT: neutral good  LABEL: the acolyte  HOBBIES: painting, pressing flowers, playing the lyre IDEALS: redemption, friendship, destiny —                "i protect those who cannot protect themselves!"

         𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐒 ― 𖤓 

PARENTS: unknown  SIBLING(S): daemon morozov, her twin brother (status: unknown, aurora last saw him during the invasion on their home) PET(S): pip, a pure white rat that follows aurora around everywhere

          𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 ― 𖤓 

(001): aurora sees the best in everything and everyone, sometimes to a fault and believes anyone (with some exceptions) is worthy of redemption. (002): although naive, aurora is not a fool and will do what's necessary and what she thinks is the right thing to do for the good of all involved. (003): aurora is not very open about her celestial ancestry until she trusts you enough. however, looking at her, you may be able to spot traces of feathers in her hair and an otherworldly glow to her skin. (004): gift giving is aurora's love language, so if she brings you a little trinket or something she found in her travels, it's a surefire sign that you mean a lot to her.

[smashorpass50plus]

For those curious:

Our lowest 3 smash are

2.4 for the Elon Musk poll

2.7 for the charles III

4.6 dor Ellen Degeneres

Our highest 3 smash are

95.5 for the second Sigourney Weaver poll

93 for the Appalachian Moutains

92 for the type 30 rotary phone

[flawlessflesh]

demon king laios, who made the world his enemy

[neproxrezi]

harry dubois would end death note in one episode. he'd be unkillable bc he has no fucking idea what his name is and then he'd go drink driving and accidentally run light over and the killings would mysteriously stop

[allskywalkerswhine]

in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda

[barbarabtch]

basic  information.  

full  name:  barbara  sloan  keane.  nickname(s):  babs,  barbara  queen,  queen  of  gotham,  siren,  the  demon’s  head  formerly.  aliases:  none. name  meaning:  barbara  is  a  given  name  used  in  numerous  languages.  it  is  the  feminine  form  of  the  greek  word  barbaros  meaning  "stranger"  or  "foreign". date  of  birth:  25  december,  1983. place  of  birth:  gotham  city.  gender:  cisfemale. pronouns:  she    &    hers. sexual  orientation:  pansexual. occupation:  businesswoman,  owner  of  the  sirens  nightclub,  weapons  dealer,  mob  boss,  career  criminal. temporary  occupation(s)  depending  on  verse:  leader  of  the  league  of  assassins,  agent  of  ra’s  al  ghul. former  occupation(s):  art  gallery  owner.  education:  highschool  graduate,  college  drop-out.  living  arrangements:  mostly  dependent  on  birth.  barbara  originally  lived  in  a  penthouse  apartment,  though  she  gradually  stayed  there  less  and  less  the  further  she  slipped  into  the  underworld  of  gotham.  from  that  point,  she  lived  more  from  place  to  place  than  one  specific  address  too  long.  

physical  information.  

face  claim:  erin  richards,  main.  sydney  sweeney,  younger.  hair:  various  shades  of  blonde,  with  an  ever  -  changing  style  that  gets  shorter  and  shorter.  red  in  future.  eye  colour:  blue,  with  hints  of  grey.  height:  five  foot,  four  inches.  tattoos:  three  doves  flying  upward  on  her  right  wrist  from  when  she  turned  eighteen.  scars:  bullet  wound  in  her  arm,  scattered  bruises  from  falling  out  a  window,  scattered  bruises  from  numerous  fights,  bullet  wound  in  her  leg.  piercings:  ears,  tongue.  signature  scent:  spiced  cinnamon,  blood  orange  hand  cream,  peroxide  hair  dye,  that  fresh  new  shoe  smell,  men’s  aftershave,  vodka,  gunpowder.  

abilities.  

high-level  intellect/expert  tactician.  both  of  which  allow  her  to  be  a  strong,  albeit  unhinged,  leader.  barbara  is  highly  trained  at  coming  up  with  plans  and  tactics  in  order  for  her,  or  her  team,  to  come  out  on  top.  leadership  skills  were  proven  when  she  was  able  to  run  the  underworld  of  gotham,  as  well  as  be  the  leader  of  the  sirens.  after  killing  ra’s  al  ghul,  the  members  of  the  league  of  shadows  swore  their  allegiance  to  her.  network.  as  a  prominent  figure  in  gotham  and  its  ugly  underworld,  barbara  has  connections  to  many  other  crime  families.  this  appears  to  be  known  to  most  people  as  jim  gordon  always  goes  to  her  when  he  needs  answers  or  information.  she  has  become  a  well-known,  and  feared,  figure  in  gotham  city.  skilled  manipulation:  barbara  has  perfected  the  art  of  deception  and  manipulation.  she  learnt  from  a  very  young  age  that  her  appearance  could  be  a  weapon,  and  she  isn’t  afraid  to  use  that.  however,  it  isn’t  her  only  trick.  she  also  knows  the  right  words,  the  right  approach.  expert  hand-to-hand  combat/later  martial  arts:  originally,  a  lot  of  barbara’s  fighting  ran  on  brute  force,  anger  and  insanity.  anything  around  her  could  be  a  weapon  she  wasn’t  afraid  to  use,  including  her  heels.  though  she’s  often  underestimated,  people  usually  learn  to  never  make  that  mistake  twice.  after  being  resurrected  by  ra’s  al  ghul,  she  trained  alongside  the  league  of  shadows,  thus  upgrading  her  skills  to  something  a  little  more  professional    &    a  lot  more  lethal.  expert  markswoman.  babs  is  highly  trained  in  using  firearms,  including  being  able  to  shoot  people  directly  in  the  head  from  a  long  distance.  the  art  of  self-defence  was  taught  to  her  as  a  young  girl,  and  she  only  further  improved  those  skills  when  she  entered  the  criminal  underworld.  she  had  to  if  she  wanted  to  be  in  charge.  expert  knife-wielder.  this  girl  can  and  will  stab  you.  

equipment.  

various  guns/firearms.  given  the  fact  barbara  has  been  a  weapons  dealer,  her  own  collection  is  extensive.  she  primarily  uses  a  golden  handgun,  which  is  her  main  weapon  in  all  verses  including  the  walking  dead. knives.  and  believe  her,  she’s  always  got  more  than  one  hidden  somewhere.    cattle  prod.  all  the  better  to  knock  people  out  with!  this  weapon  makes  a  particularly  frequent  appearance  in  her  walking  dead  verse.  hand  grenades.  because  a  gal  never  knows  when  she  might  need  to  blow  something  or  someone  up.  

familial  information.  

mother:  rita  kean,  deceased,  murdered  by  barbara  herself  after  being  kidnapped  and  driven  insane  by  the  ogre.  father:  everett  kean,  deceased,  murdered  by  barbara  herself  after  being  kidnapped  and  driven  insane  by  the  ogre.  siblings:  none. children:  barbara  gordon,  verse  dependent.  extended  family:  the  sirens,  girl  gang.  jim  gordon,  ex-fiance  and  father  of  barbara  [verse  dependent].  

[notherpuppet]

Sloppy comic based on me and my friends conversation on my bday last week 😝🥳 this is pretty much verbatim hahaha

[thewrittenpodcast]

THANK YOU AO3 VOLUNTEERS WE SAY IN UNISON

[wanderingcas]

people are really looking at stats to determine if a fic is worth reading? no wonder fics that never got popular at the first drop never had a chance 💀

[vmpyrebite]

FULL NAME: ingrid moonweather  BIRTHDAY: uktar 15 AGE: 100+  BIRTHPLACE: waterdeep RACE: high elf vampire CLASS: blood mage SEXUAL ORIENTATION: pansexual  SPOKEN LANGUAGES: common, elvish

HAIR: raven black, hangs down the center of her back COMPLEXION: noticeably pale — as if all the life has been drained from her. EYES: ruby red HEIGHT: 5'7"  SCAR(S): ingrid has a myriad of scars on her body, but the most notable one is the one that stretches across the bridge of her nose and cheeks, matching the same jagged one on her throat DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: pointed ears, sharp teeth, and a beauty that is almost. . .unsettling. SIGNATURE SCENT: almond, sandalwood & cherry

POSITIVE TRAITS: flirtatious, resourceful, bold and observant NEGATIVE TRAITS: selfish, cunning, manipulative and arrogant ALIGNMENT: neutral evil → chaotic neutral (in later acts) LABEL: the charlatan HOBBIES: playing tavern games, reading/obtaining whatever knowledge she can get her hands on, gardening + alchemy IDEALS: independence, power, might and aspiration

Ingrid is a RECRUITABLE COMPANION character that you first encounter in the wilderness of Act I. You will discover her just as she's failing her attempt to perform a ritual to purify herself of the illithid parasite that plagues you and your party with the fresh blood of a human corpse. A successful intelligence check will reveal to you that she is a practitioner of hemocraft. Just as she's about to blame you for her failed ritual and you're about to accuse her of murdering the human at her feet, the bond between your parasites intervenes.

Ingrid approves of mockery and sarcasm + decisions made from an independent, self-serving place. She also revels in being told that she's beautiful/attractive and will approve of any conversation revolving around her own vanity. Acts of charity and kindness are things she will disapprove of, but she will slowly begin to reflect the behavior of those she's around as the storyline progresses.

[egophiliac]

(looks at upcoming card releases)

I'm in danger :)

[noughticalcrossings]

Put thee not on Silent

[ID: A 4 panel comic made of digital paintings of a zoom meeting between the knights of the Round Table.

Sir Galahad, Queen Guinevere, Sir Gawain, Sir Lancelot, Sir Bedivere, have their own individual screens, and one screen shows a conference room with King Arthur, Sir Mordred, and others who are not named.

Both Sir Lancelot and Queen Guinevere have their cameras turned off, and microphones muted, the entire time.

Panel 1 shows King Arthur with a few of his knights, with Sir Mordred brooding beside him in shadows, and a hand reaching from offscreen to steal snacks from a bowl.

Sir Galahad has his microphone muted, and is in a forest, looking up and to the side. He has brown hair up above his head and very pale skin.

King Arthur asks, "Sir Gawain, canst thou see the PowerPoint slides?"

Panel 2 shows Sir Gawain, who has brown skin, black hair, green clothes, and heterochromia, with one green eye and one dark, replies, "Verily I cannot, I think it be a miasma of the sight."

Behind him for the background is a section from the Green Knight manuscript, showing faded lettering and a green knight on a green horse standing in front of someone with a large axe while a crowd of spectators watch from the sides.

Sir Galahad's screen is now slightly motion-blurred, showing a reddragon's open mouth in front of Sir Galahad's face.

Panel 3 shows Sir Bedivere, labeled Tech Support, who wears a blue shirt and a plumed knight's helm, looking exhaustedly into the camera, pushing his helmet visor up with one hand. He is lit by blue light and has bags under his eyes, asking: "Hast thou sharest the screen?"

His background is of a library. Sir Galahad's screen is now taken up by the motion-blurred side of the dragon that is attacking him.

Panel 4 shows Sir Gawain turned slightly to the side, looking derisively at the camera, saying: "Yea, but I cannot hear Sir Galahad."

The only thing left in Sir Galahad's screen is the motion-blurred, spade shaped tail tip of the dragon chasing him.

End ID.]

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[bebe774]

didn’t have a hot girl summer but i WILL be having a skinny girl fall/winter and i’m making sure of it

[crowley1990]

Let’s take some tumblr population sample statistics

I just want to know the age breakdown of this website so reblog please

[draculings]

an incredibly sensitive instrument.