Extractions! (Tooth vs. Nail)
I've been wanting to do this one for a long time, for all you torture fans out there...
So I metabolize lidocaine like a motherfucker, and any time I get a local, I always have to get a second one halfway through whatever is being done. For the most part, doctors and dentists listen to me when I say this... for the most part.
Tooth
(The oral surgeon did not give me my second shot when I asked for it.)
1. Any fillings you have will collapse under the pressure of an extraction, even a medicated one. (I'm not sure if this is true for metal ones; all of mine are plaster.) It produces a half-crunch, half-thunk sound that reverberates in that half of your skull and sounds absolutely terrifying.
2. The pain of an unmedicated extraction is acute and radiating at the same time. The acute part feels more like having a stiletto stabbed upward into that space than a tooth taken out in a downward motion.
2a. In maxillary extractions, the stab goes straight up, and depending on the location of the tooth, that stab can feel pointed anywhere from your eyeball (frontmost) to right into your brain (rear).
2b. Mandibular extractions* stab downward from the chin (frontmost) to the hinge of your jaw and straight down your throat (rear).
3. The radiating part spreads like a flower blooming, from a concentrated central point outward in a rolling movement.
4. Your ears might pop like an airplane taking off as that blooming pain reaches the hinge of your jaw. Sometimes only in the one ear.
Nail
(I have been doing minor self-surgery** for years because I am genetically predisposed to ingrown nails, and if I don't catch it in time, they grow straight down and I have to extract them to be able to trim them. If I really don't catch it in time, they grow straight down and then curl backward, and I have to get an actual surgeon involved.)
1. Self-surgery, split off edge of nail, 0 to 1/2" down and backward: You have to wiggle these in a sawing/rocking motion back and forth in order to get that tiny bit of root to let go, and when you "saw" backward it feels more like a steak knife than a butter knife, this time moving with the direction of the nail. Then it reverses when you actually yank.
1a. The yank hurts more than the sawing, sharp like a stab from a steak knife instead of one being pushed in slowly.
1b. You will get the best whump out of a whumper splitting off the edges of the nail and doing this and then yanking the middle part
2. Medicated: Locals in the toe/finger area hurt like a bitch. They're sharp and needling like a stiletto to a paper cut, then if someone tried to pry that cut open. At the same time, they feel hot, almost burning. (Hotter than anesthetic being pushed through an IV, if you're familiar with that sensation.) And there are so many nerves involved that just the first round of locals takes 3-4 shots.
3. Unmedicated, grown down and backward, 1/2" to 3/4": The last time I went in, my surgeon said "given the amount of times I have to shoot you up, you'll probably hurt less if I just yank." (She was right.) This sumbitch goes in both directions, down/back from where the root is, then forward. The down/back is a stabbing pain. The forward is like somebody trying to pry open that papercut, a sensation probably caused by the fact that you are in fact messing with something stuck in a very small cut in the skin, in my case the cut was just caused by the nail that has now been removed.
4. If it is a toenail extraction, you are going to bleed significantly more than teeth or fingernails, because your body has to work harder pushing blood up through your leg veins than it does pushing it down into your shoe. Especially when you take a step. Ibuprofen makes this worse. If you take ibuprofen at all that day, expect your shoe to fill up when you take a step. (Mine did, scaring the tar out of everyone present, including me.)
Pain Intensity Verdict:
Teeth > Nails. By a LOT.
Happy yanking!!
*Because of nerve fuckery, dentists using the sonic cleaning tool despite my warnings results in a pain on the level of extractions, and the sensations described here are based on my experience with that.
**This never fails to horrify my friends. They'll see what I'm fixing to work on and say, "Oh ouch, that's bad, go to the doctor," and I'm just like "nah, just get me isopropyl alcohol and some office supplies, I got this."
30 notes
·
View notes
Forged Divinity Chapter 26: Leannan Learns the Truth
2168 words
CW: past institutionalized slavery, religious themes, eugenics, sterilization, implied past noncon
Previous, Masterlist, Next
~~~
Enjolras had tracked every sale Leannan had gone through. From Iowa City to Lord Ransom; from Ransom to Queen Killia; from Killia to the Desert Conquerors. She had appealed to buy him from each, offering all the La Liberan riches and resources she had been allowed to. Each had refused. When the enclave of the Desert Conquerors was overrun by bandits, Enjolras had despaired, thinking Leannan lost.
But then, she’d heard tell of the last Iowan, on Donda Island.
Accompanied by none other than Phineas Kaŝpafisto.
Fate was a funny thing.
Now, after twelve years, Leannan was finally home; surrounded by his people, curled up head-to-head with his sister on the couch, his feet pressed against Enjolras’ thigh.
Enjolras wasn’t the only one awake, and wasn’t the only one looking at Leannan like he might disappear if they looked away. Callum and Siobhan basked in the presence of their completed family for a while before extracting themselves from their blankets and heading out to start breakfast. Teresa, an older teen, watched Leannan sleep with an unabashed smile but eventually roused her two peers to go take care of the animals.
Enjolras thought herself alone in her wakefulness, until she spotted Jeanette’s cool gaze, not on Leannan, but on her.
“That’s his sister, right?” Jeanette whispered, indicating Shannon with a flick of her eyes.
Enjolras nodded.
“He’s lucky to have a sister that loves him so,” Jeanette said.
“He is,” Enjolras agreed.
At the sound of her voice, Leannan stirred. He pushed himself upright with a silent yawn, then slumped against Enjolras, blinking sleepily.
“We’re still here,” he whispered.
“Yeah,” Enjolras put her arm around him, “We are.”
Leannan yawned again.
“I wish Phineas were here,” he said.
Enjolras couldn’t hide the way she tensed. Leannan lifted his chin to look at her.
“Why do you and Phineas dislike each other?”
Enjolras pursed her lips, considering her answer.
“Phineas…” she smiled sadly, “Phineas hates me the way only a middle child can.”
Leannan sat upright in surprise.
“They’re your sibling?”
“Yes,” Enjolras whispered, “Which means, they can’t ever really hurt me. And I can’t ever really hurt them.”
Leannan settled back into Enjolras’ side, closing his eyes.
“You should try to get along,” he mumbled.
Enjolras felt a little sick, as she watched Leannan fall back asleep in her arms. He had no idea how cruel Phineas had been to him. Phineas was a “good master” in his eyes. How could she possibly repair a view so skewed?
“You think you can’t kill Phineas, even if they deserve it?” Jeanette asked. Enjolras looked up at her sharply, but had no response.
“I killed my brother,” Jeanette whispered, her voice a finger of ice on Enjolras’ spine, “He was trying to kill Leannan, and he had always been… He deserved it.”
“You think Phineas deserves to die?” Enjolras asked, almost hoping Jeanette wouldn’t answer.
“They destroyed hundreds of people’s homes. Their livelihoods. Who knows how many died. Not even to escape – they could have done that without setting the fire. They were making a point.”
Enjolras closed her eyes, a childhood threat coming to mind.
“If I can’t have it, no one can.”
~~~
The whole group woke up properly not long later, and the teenagers rejoined from their chores. Leannan and Jeanette, who felt well enough to walk a bit as long as she could lean on Enjolras, were shown briefly around the Longhouse. The common room stood at one end, while the rest of the building was made up of rooms connected by a long hallway – mostly bedrooms. At the opposite end was a cinderblock addition of a bathhouse, with toilet and shower stalls.
The next mission was breakfast. Their group left the Longhouse and walked towards another building, an age-old one that stood blocky and concrete – but as they walked around it on a path, the other side was revealed: a massive, convex curve of glass windows, looking westward over an open field of wildflowers cross-crossed with walking paths, and to beyond that, the southwest-side waterfall. Horseshoe Falls, Enjolras informed Leannan and Jeanette. The northwest one was American Falls. Weathered signage dubbed the building the Top of the Falls Restaurant.
They entered the building into a large room outfitted as another common space; couches, a pool table, a blinking arcade cabinet. The children dashed forward and up a flight of stairs, followed by most of the adults, while Enjolras lead Jeanette and Leannan to an elevator.
Upstairs was a massive room, dotted with columns, the whole west wall an arc of glass windows. The room was filled with tables and chairs, and at the center was a large rounded counter set up as a buffet. The fare was plentiful: scrambled eggs, cheeses, salad, summer fruits and berries such as strawberries and peaches, and rolls of bread. There were pitchers of water, milk, and fruit juice as well. Leannan and Jeanette followed the lead of everyone else, grabbing a plate at one end and filling it as they shuffled along.
The Iowans hovered about, watching Leannan as he stepped away from the buffet with a full plate – they all wanted to sit near him. Leannan balked a bit, looking around with uncertainty, so Enjolras took his elbow and guided him to a table by the windows.
Finally seated, the group settled into a comfortable chatter as they ate. The teenagers reintroduced themselves to Leannan, and he marveled at how they were only yea high when he last saw them. He met the three new children, Callum and Siobhan’s brood, ages five, seven, and nine. Peter and Rory started listing all the things and places they needed to show Leannan – the playground, the chickens, the goats, the different places to look at the waterfalls, the arcade cabinet.
Then Mohammad arrived, with the baby.
He stood awkwardly at the top of the stairs, one hand on Lena where she rested in her sling, desperately trying to catch Shannon and Enjolras’ eyes. They spotted him at the same time, and Shannon stood and clapped her hands.
“Okay, everyone! Let’s let Leannan have some peace and quiet for a bit, yeah? I know you all have chores to do.”
The teens started to argue that they certainly did not, but a quiet word from Clary had them gathering their empty plates and telling Leannan they’d see him later.
Soon it was just Shannon, Leannan, Jeanette, and Enjolras sitting at their table, and Mohammad slowly walked over.
Leannan turned as he heard someone approach, and Enjolras couldn’t quite read his expression. Stifled curiosity, maybe, or suspicion buried under polite neutrality.
“Hi, Leannan,” Mohammad offered a hand, “I’m Mohammad, I’ve heard so much about you.”
Leannan smiled pleasantly, shaking Mohammad’s hand.
“Nice to meet you.”
“I uh,” Mohammad smiled nervously, “I’m Shannon’s husband. And this is our little Lena. Say hi, Lena!”
He leaned down slightly so the baby could see Leannan, and she obediently flapped an arm.
“She’s named after you, actually,” Mohammad added.
Leannan’s smile was stiff as his eyes flicked from the baby, to Shannon, to Mohammad.
“You’re not an Iowan,” he said.
“No, I’m not,” Mohammad confirmed.
Leannan’s gaze circled the group again, faster this time.
“So how…?”
Enjolras could see the gears turning in his head. He’d been raised on the idea that Iowans weren’t human, that they could only procreate with each other – and now, he was trying to come up with an explanation for Lena that didn’t involve his sister being a cheater.
“Leannan,” Shannon reached across the table and took his hand, “They lied to us, in Iowa City. Father Ambrose lied to us. We’re not incompatible with humans. Because we’re not inhuman.”
“But then…” Leannan started, “But I…” he stopped, glancing back at Mohammad.
Enjolras stood, pushing her chair back.
“Leannan,” she said, “Let’s take a walk.”
~~~
The stone tiles of the observation point were damp with mist beneath their feet. Enjolras leaned against the sturdy metal railing, and Leannan did the same, watching her. The waterfall in front of them rumbled comfortingly. The lone ruin of a skyscraper across the river stood stark against the sky.
“Leannan,” Enjolras spoke for the first time since leaving the restaurant on the hill behind them, “Before they sold you, did they tell you that something was wrong with you. That something needed to be fixed, and you couldn’t ever tell anyone because it would ruin your value.”
Leannan was shaking his head before she even finished speaking.
“No, of course not,” he said, a little too quickly.
Enjolras sucked in a slow breath.
“I know they did. They got Owen, too. They weren’t fixing anything, Leannan, they performed something called a vasectomy. Do you know what that is?”
Leannan slowly shook his head.
“They sterilized you, Leannan,” Enjolras said gently, “You used to be able to have children, with anyone, human or Iowan, and they took that away from you.”
“That’s insane,” Leannan said, looking away from her out over the falls.
“Everyone younger than you and Owen – we rescued them before they could be sterilized, too,” Enjolras continued, “That’s how Shannon can have a baby with a non-Iowan. And, just think about it, Leannan,” she turned to face him, gesturing with her hands, “There are so few of you, how do you think they avoided inbreeding?”
“Our pairings were planned,” Leannan tried to argue, “God had a plan…”
“No, Leannan, Ambrose would let his priests…” Enjolras took a breath, unable to continue piling horrors upon Leannan. She changed course. “It’s true that you have a genetic mutation. Your blood is the color that it is, and you really are immune to most diseases and infections. But that doesn’t make you inhuman. The fallen angel is made up. The pain resilience is made up. You’re just as human as I am, Leannan. You were lied to. Not even that thing you wear around your neck is real, it’s the company’s logo, not a religious symbol.”
Leannan instinctively grabbed the gold pendant. A tiny five-pointed star with feathered wings.
“Company?” he echoed.
“ComLock Logistics,” Enjolras said, “They were trying to create supersoldiers, before the Fall. They figured out how to sequence resistance to disease, but nothing else – and decided they could make money a different way. When they saw the tide of religion moving across the continent, they adapted. Put on a show. The ‘nuns’ and ‘priests’ training you? ‘Father’ Ambrose? I doubt any of them truly believed in God. They were there to make a profit, and they did. They lived in unbelievable luxury.”
Leannan stared silently at the rushing water. Enjolras lifted a hand, about to touch his shoulder, but dropped it.
“I’ll just let you… think, for a while, okay?” She tilted her head, trying to catch his gaze. “Meet me back at the Longhouse common room when you’re ready?”
Leannan didn’t look at her.
“Okay.”
~~~
The roar of the falls was helpful. It drowned out Leannan’s thoughts – or at least made them slow down. Because he knew he needed to think through it, whether he liked it or not.
Everything Enjolras had said prior to this had turned out to be true. If she was right, it would explain Lena. It would explain his mysterious defect, the secret surgery.
But it would destroy so, so much more.
Iowans were made to do incredible things, things that humans shouldn’t. It would be horrifying for a human to be owned, to be used for sex their whole adult life. It would be cruel. Humans weren’t made to withstand that.
But if Iowans were human too, then…
Leannan pressed the heels of his hands into his eyes, the rush of blood in his ears joining the thunder of the falls. A new thought crept in.
He’d always suspected he didn’t have the pain tolerance he was supposed to.
Everything hurt so much.
Everything had been so difficult.
He’d tried so hard, under the assumption that he had been made for this life. Under the assumption that he had been made to be hurt, to be fucked, to be owned.
If that assumption was wrong, then all of it had been wrong.
He had been wronged.
Hot tears welled up under his hands.
He’d always found comfort in the idea that he was a divine, holy being. All the dirty things done to him could never take that away, could never tarnish his spirit. But if he was human, that divinity was fake. Forged. If he was human, surely his spirit was in dirty shreds at this point.
None of this would have happened if he had just found a kind master and stayed with them.
(But if he had been human the whole time, that wouldn’t have been right either.)
He dropped to his knees with a sob, pressing his forehead to the metal bars of the railing.
“Is this real?” he asked tearfully, “Is she right?”
The angel that was Horseshoe Falls didn’t answer.
~~~
Previous, Masterlist, Next
Taglist: @angst-after-dark, @sunshiline-writes, @flowersarefreetherapy, @thecyrulik
Let me know if you want on or off the taglist!
7 notes
·
View notes