Sorsha Tanthalos got confused and chose Gay Daughter and Thot Son
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A Conversation with Marla
You: Marla, gay son or thot daughter?
Marla: I don't want kids.
*points to Tyler and Jack*
You: Gay son or thot daughter?
Marla: Oh...
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How the hell is anyone suppose to pay attention to the end of the Doctor Who: Special 3 when Ncuti Gatwa is prancing around in white undies on screen?
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watching ning and hoon behind of the drama challenge looks like ariana grande and troye sivan again
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gay son or thot daughter? nah, boring
reblog for sample size yada yada
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I like how gen z consider ourselves the progressive ones when we kind of just,,,,
Invented a bunch of new stereotypes lmaoo
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my question with kirk always getting half naked is hand to hand combat is,,, don't the uniforms have undershirts??? like spocks wears it-actually the little black collar seems to be the undershirts collar!
not jim's uniform tho!! a captains job is also to get naked as much as possible!! so he ends up looking like this
and this
and of course the infamous
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Simon Riley is the WORST dirty talker on planet earth. Like so bad you have to tell him to shut up or else you’re not going to finish. However, he fucking lays it down crazy style.
Johnny on the other hand? He should win trophies for his dirty talk. Knows just how to charm you out of your skivvies with just a few carefully chosen words. Unfortunately the best he can offer you is 3-5 minutes of astonishingly one-sided missionary with a noteworthy *barely pull out in time and finish on your stomach.*
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just got into a fierce debate with my husband @beemovieerotica about having a gay son versus a thot daughter. I said gay son, he said thot daughter
apparently he's willing to just have a latchkey iPad daughter, and he's like "oh if she's a thot then we can just give her some condoms and birth control, send her out and she'll be fine. she's a thot, she'll have friends. Meanwhile what, our gay loser virgin son will just be home alone having a personal crisis with no friends. And I'm a feminist, so thot daughter"
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