#submission records

[shiftythrifting]

A record player with a recording feature (super cool!) And a picture my boyfriend bought to hang in his bathroom.

[mystery-salad]

The world is safe now.

You tell yourself that as Zhaitan clings to a tower of decay, crumbling beneath its claws as the canons aim true. The shots hit, cheers raise as the dragon topples down. Falling from view through the miasma it created below. No one can hear it hit the ground over the relieved shouts of victory ringing across the airships. But everyone feels it in a resounding rumble that shouldn't have carried through the air like that. The celebrating falters, confusion rising but not fast enough to prepare for what follows. The shockwave hits like nothing you've ever felt. Everything goes dark as the screams begin.

The world is safe now, Orr is not.

You wake up in the rubble as survivors try to make sense of what happened. The dragon is dead, but no one accounted for where all the consumed magic had to go. No one planned for this despite generations of preparation. Perhaps there's a reason for the dragons, you hear murmurs through the tents. But you didn't come this far to call it quits, and one land riddled with a decaying radiation can't stop the mission. The contamination in your blood won't stop you.

The world is safe now. Orr is gone.

Mordremoth stares you down from within his mind. You're like a weed that won't die, small and foreign but resilient and ready to take everything. The odds are against you with the team sent away, you can't face the gaze of the dead like last time. They're safe at a distance, you have to hope they got far enough as you defy the odds and strike another dragon down.

The world is safe, but there's a catch.

Trahearne shudders as your mind returns to your body, as you look around in wonder that there isn't a shockwave like last time. He's so calm as he explains the truth of it, defying how terrified he is of dying, of asking a friend to do this and stand at ground zero once again. But you stand just as calm, picking up the blade and telling him to close his eyes. You hope he'll rest well, wherever his life takes him next. As the blade cuts through, you know it's real as the shockwave begins just like last time. You brace for impact as much as you can.

The world is safe now. The desert is gone.

It's almost tempting to let Balthazar handle the rest, let the god walk a path of destruction to each dragon, sparing yourself further damage. But his path leaves so much unnecessary devastation...so here you are alone with another dragon. Well, not completely alone now. You have Aurene, though you're still not sure if that's truly a blessing any more. The two of you corner Kralkatorrik, the perfect trap laid deep underground in old sunspear ruins.

The world is safe now, until the dragon takes a last stand.

Waking up in wreckage is becoming normal to you. When did that happen, when did the panic vanish? No time to think on it as new plans have to be laid out. You chase him down, you and your dragon, to kill her grandfather and save the world again. Setbacks are numerous. It's harder to work alone on this one, so many soldiers are ready to see it to the end with you. You tell them they don't know what they're asking for and send them away again. Aurene, still a child, fights the dragon's minions nearly overwhelmed as you get to his heart and strike. You've never seen the explosion from inside before. It's so bright.

The world is safe now. The island is gone.

Is it worth it all? It has to be, you tell yourself, as people celebrate your victories in a shrinking world. Refugees who have fled the fallout zones don't seem to agree, but at least they're alive right? And you know you're almost done. Jormag and Primordus, opposites and twins, rise together and somehow feel like childsplay after the last one. Perhaps it's because aurene is an equal to them now. You don't dare to think of the devastation that would be left if she were to die now. Thankfully you don't have to as the siblings tear each other apart.

The world is safe now. The mountains are gone.

No one has seen the final dragon in ages, hidden away deep underwater until you stumble into the truth while chasing a lesser threat. Soo Won was so gentle once, but the void ravages all. It feasts on the magic you released so willingly into the world, your devastations have paved the way for this chaos.

The world is safe now, for the void to reform.

You've survived so much despite the odds, held together by the very magic degrading your bones and poisoning your blood. The void pulls at those strings as it taunts you through the voice of the dragon who started it all. It's the hardest fight you've ever faced. As Aurene pumps you full of power to survive, you wonder if your death would bring destruction too in this moment. But it's left a mystery as Soo Won falls and the void fades. There's a moment of peacefulness you've never felt before, the grandmother hanging on long enough to comfort her granddaughter. But she can't prevent the state of her death. The jade sea shatters beneath your feet as she dies.

The world is safe now. But how much of it is left?

[mistfallengw2]

Learning quickness builds is quick and easy, they said

[splatoon-names]

[thisisrealy2kok]

Archos Jukebox 6000 and co. (2000-2002)

[layton-heritage-posts]

YES, THE PROFESSOR LAYTON POLE DANCING GIF FROM 2014 IS QUEUED YOU CAN STOP SUBMITTING IT NOW!

[privaterecording1clips]

What in the fanfiction - Chilled admits to having an affair with Larry, thus cheating on his decade long relationship with Ze.

Cris’ note: This is part 1 of 2, because this is a story let me tell you :O

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DIRK: Controversial statement, but Pyramid Head is not a DILF.

[sleepnoises]

most beautiful song about hoarding you'll hear today

[do-you-know-this-queer-character]

Do you know this queer character?

Magnus is Bisexual and uses he/him pronouns!

[shizukateal]

Any chance you might be willing to review Yu's design?

I think it might be the most esoteric Magical Girl design in existence.

Answer:

This is fuckin' sick, actually. It's a bit of a shame that it can't fully be appreciated when she walks on four legs, but damn, Inu Curry went out of their way to make her cunty. Those are some great pants, matched perfectly with the shirt and needle platform boots. The color choices are excellent as well, purple and yellow are always an underrated complimentary pair and the hot pink gives just the right pop between the silver, black and white. If there was a drag race centered around Madoka Magica witches then this would win.

[nagalias-mindscape]

I explained a little about my throwing-rock only run of MTaS to my sister. She brought up a very good point that still makes me laugh.

Sis: So... You still plan to marry Logan in this run?

Me: Probably, yeah. Why? I like his events, and Andy's adorable. marry the man for the kid- go figure. It's me.

Sis: ... Don't you... Don't you have to fight him? For a mission or something?

Me: Yeah, rescuing Matilda from Logan. Why?

Sis: You're going to be doing that with rocks, yeah?

Me: ... Yea- oh.

Sis: And it's a reverse proposal, too. You bully a man into submission via the power of a throwing stone, and he eventually decides "Yeah, this is the gal for me". What the fuck.

Me: I mean... I think it's pretty canon that Haru's the brain of the two? Logan's not stupid by any stretch of the word, but... rash sometimes overtakes common sense.

Sis: He apparently appreciates the kind of guff it takes for some wet-behind-the-ears city slicker to face down some desert outlaw with a gun using nothing but the power of rocks. No other option, you pelted a hole right into his heart.

Me: A weapon so absurd for an adult to use that Logan can't help but think about it for weeks after. It's stuck in his head like a broken record. What kind of messed up freak does it take to get someone who will face down a bandit armed to the teeth and decide 'yeah, good old rocks from the ground will suffice against daggers and bullets'.

[the-daily-male]

Today's daily male is Akira Nishikiyama from Yakuza!

for @yfancube

[soundrooms]

S O U N D V I L L A G E   P R O J E C T   |   🛼

Submission by Flavio

[privaterecording1clips]

ZeRoyalChaos ft. Larry the narrator

“Look at how they froze to death. They were fucking. They were fucking each other and they froze to death.”

[incorrect-record-of-ragnarok]

Chen gong: my lord just said “I’ll be back” and left the car on dog mode.