#suggestive meme

[furute]

this is constantly playing in the back of my mind

[chagrin-roses]

okay I’m done… for now lol

more silly memes

[fatherless-behavior-prompts]

Dominant Sentence Meme

" Have you been spanked before?" " So I bought a tail plug today…" " You’ve been a bad ____ today. " " I’m going to hurt you." " What’s your safeword?" " I want to choke you." " Pretend you don’t like it for me." " I want to make you bleed." "You know, when you freeze a knife, the lightest touch feels like a cut." "It seems as though you need some extra obedience training." "Don’t come until I give you permission." "Eat on the floor." "I brought you lingerie." "Tell me what you want me to do to you." "Let me get the camera." "I want to mark you." "Bend over my knee and be still while I spank you." "I want to fuck you in public." "Wear that shirt again tomorrow. The one I came on." "If you keep talking, I’m going to gag you." "If you beat me, you can top." "You get aroused too easily. Let me fix that." "Put on a show for me. I have new candles for you. The wax should be hot now." "Have sex with them while I watch." "Welcome to my playroom/dungeon." "Are you a painslut?" "Let’s try the toys I bought." "I have a couple of tricks up my sleeve this time." "We’re going to try chastity play." "What positions are your favorites?" "Rewards are for those that behave." "You’re pretty when you’re blindfolded." "It’s called sensory deprivation. You’ll feel touch all the stronger." "It’s a collar. It’s tug-proof." "Call me while you’re in the meeting. I’m going to talk dirty to you." "You forget that you’re my toy." "Spread your legs and thank me for each smack." "Spend the rest of today ready for me at any moment. Lick my boot." "Do I need to retrain you?" "Your nipples look sore now. Should I soothe them?" "Have you ever heard of fireplay?" "Write a post about tonight. Tell everyone about it." "Cry for me. Your tears are all the pay I will ever need." "Beg. Go ahead. I'll allow it." "This is a friend. They are going to watch. Behave for them." "Allow me the honor of stepping upon you." "You may sit upon my lap." "Who’s your daddy?"

[rpmemelibrary]

Send “That hand’s getting a little close” for my Muse to respond to your Muse putting their hand on their hip.

Send “Reverse” for your Muse to respond to mine putting their hand on their hip.

[cryoexorcist]

frxst-flxke asked:  Smash or pass  (While I write yours lol)

SMASH OR PASS

“It is not respectable for a man of my stature to speak so crudely of anyone in nobility. I also would not like to earn the ire of your brother if I were to answer honestly, but I refuse to lie under any circumstances. I will preface this with I hope your brother does not come after me, as I respect him a great deal.”

Chongyun pauses, taking in a deep breath. “That said, I would have to honestly say smash. You are a beautiful woman and I am glad I know you.”

[husbandyke]

women want me for my huge cock (silicone) and my huge tits (silicone) and my funny pointed wizard hat (silly cone)

[notherpuppet]

Can you do a gender swap Alastor and Lucifer in human form?

Yes

Luci and Alice

[locusfandomtime]

compilation of all the iconic insane mumbo jumbo posts

wanted to get them all in one place. feel free to add

[bamsara]

going through all the sai files, found these. cat nari based off how my own cat sits

[bitesdigitalcircus]

Someone asked if I can post a very explicit Caine pic here on tumblr but I'm not sure I'm allowed to because of the guidelines? Plz help! ♡♡

[glacierclear]

keep your bitches muzzled.

[wr1ghtw0rth]

I couldn't not do it.

Inspired by this.

[u3pxx]

based on this post that just absolutely killed me when i first read it wheezes

[highlandkall]

😳

[lazycranberrydoodles]

lmao. bonus reaction image under the cut

follow for more silly goofy hualian / next comic

this didn’t make it into the final image but i find it really funny so i am including it

[seventeendeer]

my poor masterpiece flopped when I linked it from my youtube the other week, so I’m putting it in the tumblr video player and giving it another shot. please look at my tf2 funnie