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My braincells are once again running race-track style around a Flying Bark Studio production
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ninja-knox-ur-sox-off · 10 months
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ONOT THE NEXT ONE “BETTER THAN WE FOUND” IT LAST PART I’M NOT READY BUT I SO AM
Ngl tho better than we found it is kinda a nice last title it has an air of lightness to it
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it better hecking be reflected in this episode if it ends on a cliffhanger or angsty note i’ma lose it
okay here we go
(s4 special pt 4 spoilers ahead)
STARTING IT UP HECK BREAKS I’M JUST SITTING HERE
OOP
MK COMPASSION COMING THORUGH AGAIN
WELP THAT’S EVERYTING
SHIFU JUST WATCHING IT
OH ITS THE LITTLE GIRL
HI LITTLE GIRL
OH CHANG’E HI LOVE
HAHA PENG TRYING TO DIP
MEI
MEI’S NOT GONNA LET THEM
SHE WANTED TO FIGHT
AHA
AHAHAHAHAHA
TURNING WORDS BACK ON THEM NICE ONE THAT’S FUNNY
HAHA
MEI AND MACAQUE TEAMING UP IS SO GOOD
HELPGN;LDKMDS
JUST CHOMPS HIM UP
YELLOW TUSSKK COME ON BUDDY
SANDY
ABSOLUTE BELOVED
THAT’S NOT REALLY HOW WE ROLL HERE
AWWWW
YESSSSSS
LETSGOOOOOO
THEY FUN
I LOVE THEM
B TEAM MOVE OUT
MK JUST
QUIET
I LOVE HIM
HE’S SO GOOD
HE’S SO KIND
AFTR BEATING THE GRAP OU TO FHIM BUT Y’KNOW
OOP
THEM LOOKING AT WUKONG AS HE GOES PAST HECK
JUST STOP
HECK DUDE
I PUT YOU IN THE UNDERWORLD MYSELF?
HE WAS DEAD?
OH SHOOT
OHHHH
YEAH SOME OTHER THING HAPPENIGN
CACKLES
OKAY
YEAH RIP DUDE JSUT RELAX
IS HE GONNA DIE MAKING IT BETTER?
PROBABLY HUH
YEAH I GET THE FEELING WHOEVRE THIS IS IS AFTER YOU MK
OH YEAH THERE HE GOES
WUKONG STOPPING HIM
HECK DUDE
WHY DO YOU LOOK SURPRISED SHIFU
OH WOW HE’S
HECKING DISINGTERGRATING
YEAH OKAY BYE BUD
I’M
I DON’T REALLY FEEL SUPER BAD FOR YOU BUT
OH HECK UH
WHATS THAT WHO’S TAKING IT
IS THAT THE JADE EMPERORSPOWER YEAH
UH
SO WHO’S GONNA HANG ON TO THAT
OH NEZHA TRYING TO GOT THIS
I DONT’ THINK YOU WILL BUD
UH WHAT ARE THOSE CHAINS
HECK DUDE
oh nice hair tang  very fluffy we love that
OOP
TANG U GOT THIS
YES FRIEND GROUP POWER OF FRIENDSHIP MOMETN SURE YES
AND YELLOW TUUUUSK ILY
YEAHYEAH WE KNEW MAC WOULD HELP
ARE THEY GONNA LOCK THE JADE EMPERORS PWOER AWAY?
OH WOW NEZHA NICE
BRO
NICELY DONE
FFM IS NOT DESTROYED TAT’S AWSOME
HAHAHGHDFJKSDAF
UYEAH CHECK ON HIM ITS THE LAD
OH MAN DUDES BEEN THROUGH IT
HELPGN;LDSKFMAE
ILY ILY YOU PIGSY
ILY SM
DADSY REAL
TANG CALM DOWNG;LSKMF
SANDYGDS;FKAMGWEFIMAWF
MAAAAN
THEY SURE ARE FAMBLY MOMENT
GO ASK BUDDAH NEZHA
YOUR’E GONNA GT ATTACKED BY WHOEVER WANTED AZURE OUT IN THE FIRST PLACE
SEASON 5 IS TERRIFYING ME RN
ngl compared to the lbd one so far this felt a little anticlimactic and i porbably just jinxed myself but i dont care. that one also had 3 seasons of build up tho so… yeah hjGKL;SJADF MK THO
DANG
HELPGMSDFK
PUSHING WUKONG AWAY YUP
GOOD MOVE NEZHA
DESERVED
RED SON RED SON RED SON RED SON
OH THEY ARRESTED HIM HUH
AWWWWW
WELP
WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HIM MAN
JADE EMP IS DEAD
WHERE’S THE FUN IN TAHT
ALL THAT
SO LONG AS WE LEAVE THE WORLD IN BETTER SHAPE THEN WE FOUND IT… THEN ITS ALL GOOD RIGHT?
MK’S INJURED GET HIM TO THE HOSPITAL
AND UH
OKAY WHERE’S THE OTHER BOOT DROPPING
I LOVE THEM SM
THEY ALL SO FANCY
HUG
SIDE HUG
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HELPGN;DSAFKLMAWE
BEACH DAY
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
I’M WAITIN FOR THE BOOT DROP BUT I’M IGNORING IT NOW I HAVE TO APPRECAITE ALL OF THIS RIGHT NOW
THE SHIRT
THE HAT
THE SUNGLASSES
THE SHORTS
HE’S THE UNCLE THAT JUST GOT BACK FROM PICKIGN UP THE SNACKS
THE MEI MK AND RED SON, THE WAY RED SON’S STANDING, TANG WITH HIS UMBRELLA DBK AND PRINCESS IRON FAN STYLIN PIGSY IS THE DAD AT THE BBQ I’M GONNA CRY
PLEASE TANG’S FIT I’M CRYINGNS;LDKFM;AOWEF
NEXT FRAME MEI WITH THE WATER GUN RED SONGHL;KFAJ;OWIEMFASFD MK DECKED OUT IN SWIMMING GEAR I’M CRYING
PLEASE PRINCES IRON FAN PLAYING VOLLYBALL WITH THEM I’M SCREAMING
MEI LOOKS LIKE A DUDEBRO GAL I KNOW AND I’M LIVING FOR IT RED SON’S FACE PLEASELKMGOASDF I NEED THESE ALL FRAMED
PLS SANDY GETTING BURRIED TANG CARVING HIS MUSCLES OUT OF SAND PIGSY GIVING HIM A DRINK MO DECKED OUT IN SAND GEAR, RED SON’S SUNGLASSES ON A SAND SNOWMAN AND LOOKING ANNOYED ABOUT IT MK’S SMILE I’MGN;LSDKFM
I’M SCREAMING NEXT FRAME IS DBK AND SWK THE DADS FISHING THE BROS FISHING TOGETHER I’MGN;LSDFMAOWFIMSADF
SUNSCREEN
BEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD
YOU’RE GETTING SO SUNBURNED
SUNSCREEN NEEDS TO ABSORB FIRSTN;LDKMSD
yeah that’s parent energy
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i didn’t know sunscreen needed to absorb first-
OKAY MOVING ON G;LSDFNAB;OGAI;WEOFIM
PIGSY IS SUCH A DAD
UYUP THATS HOW WE ROLL
you don’t understand the moment i’m having here with MACAQUE AND HIS PINK SHIRT AND YELLOW PANTS AND PROBABLY LOW HANGING TANK TOP I’ SCREAMIGNDF;LAMEF;OAIWEN;OIAFM
“cute” WOW WHAT AN ANGLE
art for this show is so nice tho m a n
this is gonna make me cry
Wukong with his
overdramatic sarcasm
and Macaque just seeming kinda tired
and
hECK LEAVE IT A LTTEL BETTER THAN YOU FOUND IT
HECKING
PEACH POPSICLE
NOT THE SAME BUT
SO FMAILAR
THAT CAN BE A TOMORROW PORBLEM
MACAQUE DOESNT’ QUITE SMILE BUT
WOW HE SURE DOES PLOP HIMSELF DOWN RIGHT NEXT TO WUKONG
MAN
MK IS SO SUNBURNED
HE IS SO SUNBURNED
RIP MY DUDE
RED SON SOAKED AND THERE’S A FISH IN HIS HAT
I’M SO SAD WE DIDN’T GET TO HEAR HIS VOICE BUT I LOVE THAT THEY UNCLED HIM HAVING FUN WITH THE DUO THEY ARE EVERYHTIGN TO ME
OKAY YES, OTHER SHOE, HIT ME WITH IT
OKAY WHO THESE GUYS
WHO’S THE PARTY
WHATCHA DOIN
K
KAY IS THAT IT??
REALLY THAT’S ALL YOU GIVE US??
FINEEEEE FINE OKAY
I’M FINE
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all in all i actually really enjoyed that special like  A LOT
give me like two days and i’ll process what i saw in pt 3 and
ehre and
there
and everywhere
actually i kinda enjoy how vague it is 10/10 the montage of them on the beach hanging is so nice Mk applying sunscreen is so cute he’s so good he’s so fast I love how wukong’s Shifu energy of just like cause mk is monkey like him so its “yeah that’s how we roll” n stuff
Macaque’s style is killing me
Wukong’s is just dad
Macaque’s is just
I don’t even know how to categorize it and i’m okay with that
WELL
JADE EMPERORS DEAD
AZURE’S DEAD
PENG STILL OUT THERE
YELLOW TUSK IS ARRESTED
MK IS MONKEY
MACAQUE IS VIBIN WITH THE CREW
WUKONG IS BETTER AT COMMUNCIATING
I’M CURIOUS IF THEY EVEN HAVE HIM HAVE THE SAME POWER LEVEL AS MK
OKAY
UH
THAT WAS ALL A BLUR
I NEED TO WATCH IT SIX MORE TIMES HAVE A GOOD ONE
KNOX OUT
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toast-is-ticklish · 2 years
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Dont Hate You.
Super fluffy not super proofread shadowpeaches fic lmao.
Sorry in advance for typos or weird sentences lol, I sorta wrote this on a whim.
Lee! Sun Wukong Ler!Macaque
Wukong is sort of out of character here just because hes super sleep deprived and irritable.
Hope somebody enjoys this! 💖💖💖
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Being immortal gives you a lot of things to have nightmares about.
This was especially true for Sun Wukong, who had a tendency to make stupid, half-baked plans leading to stupid, terrible, consequences for those he cared about and stupidly failed to protect.
All those mistakes he made were cemented in his mind, every failure branded into his memories with searing heat. They played over, and over, and over, more nights than most.
And so here he was again. Shooting up from his bed with a gasping breath, covered in sweat, lungs feeling empty and aching.
He grounded himself and gave his vision some time to unblur. Breath in, breath out, and then the usual routine.
Glass of water. Cold shower. Attempt to convince yourself to go back to sleep. Fail. Look at the night sky and wait for the sun to rise.
Easy-peasy.
Not like immortals needed to sleep anyways.
The Monkey King slowly clambered off the bed, ready to begin his little mental itinerary. But upon his first step his thoughts were very rudely interrupted by a shrill squuuuueeeeaaaaaak of the floorboard beneath.
Damnit. He didnt have the floor memorized in this stupid air ship yet.
Not a big deal. Unless you're rooming with an extremely nosy six eared monkey.
Stopping himself from groaning in annoyance he looked over at his six eared companions bunk, waiting for a reaction.
A moment ticked by with no stirring or waking up.
Huh. Maybe he was just super lucky tonight.
"Mmh, Wukong? What're you doing?" the black furred monkey mumbled sleepily.
"Nothing, just grabbing a drink."
He didnt want to talk about his nightmare. Some part of Wukong wanted to be called out, just so he could feel like someone was concerned for him. But no. He had to resist that urge. He had to be strong.
Macaque lifted his head up and eyed Wukong suspiciously. "Bullshit," he broke into a yawn and stretched, "You had a nightmare."
"I didnt." The Monkey king didnt even know why he was lying right now. He was too tired to be able to convince anybody, especially not Macaque.
"Why are you denying it? Not to bruise your ego buddy but it's pretty damn obvious," he disappeared into the shadows and flipped up right in front of Wukong to look him in the eyes.
"I dont know what you're talking about. Maybe you need to get your eyes checked Mango," he said, averting eye contact.
He knew using old nicknames would just further provoke the other monkey so he had no idea why he was doing it. His mouth was just sort of. Going.
"Well, Peaches," Macaque snarled, "Let's take a look at you."
"You're drenched in sweat," he listed on his fingers, "your hands are shaking," were they? Wukong didnt even notice.
"Aaaand..." he drawled out, grabbing Wukong by the chin and turning his head, "Those eye bags are looking pretty atrocious."
Monkey king growled through his teeth. He shoved Macaque away, anger flaring up and face prickling. "Why the hell are you even talking to me right now?! To mock me? To piss me off?" he burst out, letting his anger get the best of him. Why was he getting so worked up about this?
Surprisingly, Macaque looked guilty. He smacked a hand on his forehead and dragged it down his face. "I- I just... ugh. This isn't what I wanted," he said with a sigh, "I want to help you Wukong." A moment passed. "I'm..." he ground out, "I'm sorry. You just pissed me off with that old nickname. I lost my cool."
What? Wukong was sure he was still asleep at this point. Mac, wanting to help? And apologizing? Not possible.
He was going to promptly ignore whatever development that was.
"Why and how would you ever help me? With anything. Ever," he crossed his arms, tail flicking anxiously.
Dodging any and all of the implications from that statement, Macaque smirked, "Well I have an idea. But you'll have to extend some trust to me your majesty," he saw the doubt in Wukongs face and continued, "Its something we did as kids."
Well. Wukong couldn't think of anything they did as kids that was harmful. And he was so, so, tired.
"Fine," he decided. Was this a terrible mistake leading to his demise? Probably.
"I knew you'd come to your senses sometime, Wukong," underneath macaques laid-back persona he was really excited, "Just lay back down and let me work my magic."
So here Monkey King sat, Great Sage Equal to Heaven, in a bunk on an airship, weaker than he ever had been, and with his childhood friend turned mortal enemy clambering on top of him to supposedly help him with nightmares. He hadn't felt this ridiculous in a while.
"Just tell me if you want me to stop," Macaque looked down at Wukong, "I will. I promise."
Wukongs distrustful eyes continued to follow Macs every movement, watching as his hands lowered towards the Monkey Kings ears.
"What're you do-" as Macaque started fluttering his fingers around the shell of Wukongs ear, suddenly everything relaxed. "Oh," he breathed out.
The tight coil of his irritation, anxiety, and stubbornness was being loosened and replaced with butterflies in his stomach and the urge to titter.
Despicable.
Macaque let out a snicker "Damn Wukong, I guess we called it your 'melt spot' for a reason. I forgot how much you like this," he smirked, testing the waters for teasing most likely. Suprised by the lack of verbal response on Wukongs end he continued, "You dont have anything to say about that?"
No Wukong did not. I mean think of what it looked like! Here he was desperately fighting a dorky smile off his face, squirming, and holding onto Macs wrists uselessly. And by the feeling of his face he was probably blushing too. Gods. He hadn't blushed in literally two hundred years.
So no. He had no comment. He just clamped his mouth shut and turned his head to the side so he didnt have to look at Macaques stupid smirking face.
"Wow. Never thought I'd see you speechless," he started with a grin and let it drop, "But you cant just leave me out to dry now Wukong! Laugh! Smile! Something!"
He was met only with silence and a then a shake of the head. Mac was too impatient for this. In his attempt to help he had apparently made Wukong take some kind of vow of silence or some shit. A playful one, but still annoying.
He knew Wukong liked having his ears touched, but Mac was getting bored. So he let his hands inch down to the other monkeys ribs and just lightly scratch scratch at the skin there. Giving a little pinch to his bottom rib for good measure, and being rewarded with actual laughter!
"Glad to see you're not a corpse."
"Eep! Mahac nohoho..." Wukong giggled out protest half heartedly and somewhat sleepily. Seems like now that he was a little more relaxed the lack of sleep was catching up with him. Macaque couldn't help but let out a snort at that. "Yeah you sound real torn up about it, bud. And was that an 'Eep'? Seriously?" he chuckled out.
"Shuhut ihit! Ihihit wahahsnt!" Wukong denied through his bubbling laughter, and being flustered made things tickle more, and thinking about that made him more flustered so he was sort of stuck here. And Macaque was barely even teasing him at all.
But this was kind of...nice? He hadn't felt this relaxed and, well, safe in a long time. And it was just so easy to sink into that feeling. Let someone else take care of things for once. Even if he didnt really deserve it.
"So you're telling me I can make Monkey King, Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong, squeak like a little mouse if I just do this?" he teased, giving Wukongs ribs another pinch.
And he was rewarded with another little squeak.
"Eep! Ohohoh mhyhy gohohod! Ihihim nhohot a mouhououse! Ihi- Ihih- Ihih!" Wukong decided to give up on talking and just fling his hands onto his face.
"Wow, you are really get worked up about this huh? Well, the goal was to make you relax, not die so I'll lay off a little bit. Chill."
Even though it's really cute.
Aaand why was Wukong looking at him like that. Oh. Oh you gotta be kidding. He accidentally said that out loud?
He looked at Monkey King, who had lowered his hands and was just. Staring.
Yeah he accidentally said that out loud. Shit shit shit. "Eheh. Sorry, I promise I'll lay off now," the black furred monkey said, ignoring the warmth growing on his own face.
In an attempt to distract from his little blunder, he brought his hands down to Wukongs stomach and lightly scribbled there.
And once again Monkey King was lost in giggles and titters and now he was actually feeling really sleepy.
"Feeling tired?" Macaque asked, seeing his companions blinks becoming slower and his giggles quieting down a little.
"Mmheheheh...nohoho," immediately followed by a yawn.
Macaque hadn't seen this side of Sun Wukong in a long time. He was childish, but never this way. He honestly looked more like some kind of puppy or cat than a monkey at this point. He knew it was just because of how incredibly sleep deprived Wukong was right now though. It was honestly kind of bittersweet, reminding him of all that he lost after he was left behind. Even though he was trying to fix things, he knew it would never be the same.
Suddenly he was pulled out of his thoughts by a steady thump thump thump on the bedsheets.
Wukongs tail was wagging.
He felt an involuntary grin spreading across his face at the sight.
Wukong was asleep, tail wagging, taking deep, slow breaths, with a smile on his face.
Macaque took in the result of his hard work and was about to dip into one of the shadows to get off of the sleeping monkey without waking him up when he felt a tug on his arm.
"Mmmno. Stay," he mumbled sleepily.
"Uuhm. I don't know if that's such a good idea Wukong...Woah!" Macaque yelped as he was tugged down to a laying position on the bed, monkey king wrapped around him like some kind of monkey-koala hybrid. "You're stayin," the other monkeys voice was distorted both from sleepiness and the fact that his face was mushed up against Macaques shoulder.
Oh well. They would figure everything out in the morning. For now, macaque would let himself enjoy the warm feeling nestling in his chest and climbing up his cheeks, while it lasted.
" ...don't hate you Mango," he heard murmered as he fell asleep.
"I dont hate you either, Peaches," he whispered back.
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smite-headcanons · 5 years
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Bird Squad Headcanons
There's a certain group of Gods I sometimes call the bird Squad. Either because they're crazy about their birds, or they literally are birds. Here's some stupid stuff for them.
- Aphrodite and The Morrigan are the founders of this little club. They saw each other as competition before, since they're both a couple of bad bitches, but one day one of Morrigan's ravens started playing with one of Aphrodite's doves. They've been besties ever since.
- The Morrigan and Odin sometimes mistake each other's ravens. This is fine though. They've become fast friends. The All-Father reminds The Morrigan of the Dagda, and Odin is very happy to have someone who loves these little babies as much as he does.
- Ra, Horus and Thoth have been invited to join the group on several occasions. Ra is busy pulling the sun around the sky. Thoth thinks it's stupid. Horus joins them on occasion when he isn't dealing with his shit head uncle.
- Whenever Horus joins the party, the group try to treat him out to something nice. He needs rest. Just let him take a nap.
- Isis has also been invited to join, but she got really offended when they invited her. She's not just some stinky old bird!
- After that comment she was never invited again and often gets glares from the group.
- Hera's peacocks can be found following the group sometimes. How did they get there? Why are they following the people in the group around like lost puppies? It's a mystery.
- Hera is, understandably, upset about this. She gets rather distraught when her precious beautiful baby birds are missing and even more upset now that rumors have come out that she's a bad pet owner. She's not a bad owner! They're just very stupid peacocks!
- They're just following Aphrodite around because she always gives them the good bird food. Even though Hera gives them the same food.
- Sun Wukong has, shockingly, joined the group as well. It's mainly because he can turn into an eagle, but also because he's a super chill dude and the birds love him.
- They have a very popular YouTube channel where they post vlogs and guides on what birds you should get, what food to buy them, how to groom them, what environment they'll like the most, etc.
- Hera will admit over her dead body, but she's subscribed, has notifications turned on, and watches their videos quite often.
- Aphrodite caught her watching one of their "How To" videos on DIY bird feeders and has been sworn to secrecy. She now posts at least one video about Peacocks every two weeks.
- Odin was actually gifted his ravens by Hel. He always gives her a shout-out in his videos.
- Hou Yi has been banned from their group for... Obvious reasons.
- Sun Wukong introduced Jing Wei to the group and now The Morrigan is mother birding the hell out of her. Jing Wei is sometimes a guest star in their videos.
- Those videos are, coincidentally, their most popular.
- Nike and Athena were invited to join the group. Nike gladly accepted and Athena was soon to follow. Aphrodite, surprisingly, adores having Athena in the group.
- Aphrodite has a small crush on Athena. She's so strong and brave and smart and pretty and she has a nice voice and that nice thick accent and she's not Ares (that's the most important bit). She thinks she's hiding it very well.
- She is not.
- Athena doesn't actually own any Owls. They all just flock to her. She often wakes up with her bed full of tiny fluffy owls and owl babies. She loves it but sHE HAS A REPUTATION DAMN IT!
- Parent owls leave their babies with Athena sometimes because they trust her to be a good babysitter. She has no idea what she's doing so she goes to Aphrodite for help.
- The babies fall asleep in Athena's soft hair. She can't move because she'll wake the, but she has things to do!
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yoshimickster · 6 years
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RETURN OF THE RWBY MICKSTERECAPS-(Rwby Volume 6x01 “Argus Limited” spoilers)
HEY EVERYBLOODY-sorry I’m a day late, went to a punk show and got home around 2 AM-EITHER WEITHER-let’s get to the show!
WE START OUT WITH-
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A niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice and snowy landscape, *SIGH* so peaceful-BUT SUDDENLY-
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0:28 First rule of Rwby, any scene that starts with a train is gon’ have SHIT GOIN’ DOWN YO!
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0:32 See that? Giant fluffy Manticore Grimm-BUT THAT FUCKER GETS SLASHED-
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0:38 I love the smell of Grimm dust *SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF* smells like victory-BUT THEN-
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0:45 A WILD WEISS APPEARS-all smilin’ and KICKIN’ ASS!
0:57 AND FINALLY-
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BUMBLEBEE-fighting together with absolutely no awkward tension between the two of them at a-PFFT-HAHAHAHAHA-oh I couldn’t say that with a straight face, but seriously they’re in a better place than last season. ALSO-
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1:05  TEAM JNR-fashionably late as always, the sassy bitches.
Nora: WHY IS IT ALWAYS SOMETHING?!
Jaune: BECAUSE WE TRAVEL WITH MILO MURPHY’S ALCOHOLIC COUSIN!
And everybody just starst BLASTING THE SHIT OUT OF GRIMM-Ren sniping with knife guns, Jaune blocking with his shield, and Nora just doing her thing-ALSO-
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1:17 FIRST RENORA MOMENT OF THE SEASON-at least ONE section of the shippers will be sated...although I DO find it weird how the two haven’t kissed on screen  yet, I mean like why not? They are UNDOUBTEDLY a couple now, what they tryna hide? Its kinda like how in a lot of Shonen manga when NO official couple kisses on screen, just odd to me.
Everything’s going fine...well fine for battle standards-UNTIL-
1:24 Jaune: TUNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!
Damn Miles has some pipes.
Everybah starts RUNNIN’ to the tunnel-BUT-
1:29
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWeiss gets suckerblasted by one of the manticore Grimm-IS THIS HER END?! 
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NOPE-almost girlfriend to the rescue! AND THEN-
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1:33 WHITEROSE COMBO MOVE-awesome.
WOO-that was one god damn minute and a half, like seriously! After that triumphant scene I’m sure we won’t transition to something absolutely horrifyi-
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2:23 Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus Adam, you do NOT take getting dumped lightly do you? Ah well, at least he has that expensive chai-
2:32 *SLASH*
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DAMMIT ADAM-what’d that chair ever do to you? Could’ve at least sold it at a Pawn shop, got a couple hundred Lien I’m betting, absolutely wasteful, SHAME Adam-SHAME! 
ATHENCUTTO-
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2:44 THE TRAIN STATION FROM AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER-but in the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuture! Nah it ain’t, but it TOTALLY looks like that right?
Qrow than gives a shameless recap-I MEAN-reads his own letter that he’s sending to General Ironwood(he probably wrote it drunk so I’m betting he was checking for spalling erors...don’t you JODGE me) which he ends with-
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3:43 “See you soon, bro”.
‘Daaaaaaaaw!
BUT THEN-a wild Ruby appears, utterly excited that her train’s coming up so she could get out of that god damned train station! I understand her antsyness, the wait can be a NIGHTMARE!
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3:50
Well that hall way has enough space, I’m sure Ruby can just saunter on over to the gift shop-
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...or use her semblance and dash on over there like a crazy person. One of these days your gonna HIT someone young lady-GAH!
Team...RWBY...OJNR...Ruby O’Junior, yeah let’s go with that, then has a short moment of shooting the shit.
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Heh, look at these two, fussing over gifts-PROTECT THESE SWEET BABY CHILDREN AT ALL COSTS! 
ALSO-a random Nora Beach fantasy!
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...that apparently leaked its way into reality. Oscar H. Pines, Nora is so thirsty to see Ren in a swimsuit she alters time and SPACE!
BUT-just when you thought everybody is completely happy about this-
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4:31 WEISS-casually reminds everyone how hard it was for her to escape her abusive father, and how this is hard for her-CONTINUITY!
After Ruby than gives the obligatory pep-talk-WE ARE INTRODUCED TO-
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-Dee and Dudley, two corrupt pro-huntsman who try to shake down Ruby O’Junior, one of whom is JUST 2 weeks from retirement.
They also condescendingly tell them they’ll give them extra protection if they pay them...did...did these idiots NOT watch the news?! THEY’RE PRACTICALLY A SUPERHERO TEAM!
AND NOW-the greatest Rwby Reaction pose of ALL time-
5:05
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THIS right here, THIS is art.
Qrow than shows up and GIVES THEM THE BUSINESS! No-one tries to shake down HIS kids! 
5:17
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Look at Dee’s dumbfounded ass face after talking back, this is Qrow fucking BRANWEN mother fucker! Now go lock that gate that Adam sneaked into!
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5:48 Oscar: I’m sure glad its our job saving the world and not theirs.
Jaune: Yeah, now if ONLY one of us didn’t hide a billion secrets from all of us because reasons.
Ozpin: Okay let me at him.
Oscar: YOU SIT IN YOUR SHAME OLD MAN!
After that, everyone in Team Ruby O’Hara is READY to go, except for Blake which Weiss points out...in the best way possible-
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5:55 Weiss: Just waiting for Blake, as usual.
HAHA-she abandoned her team for months on end.
A THEN CUT TO-
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6:02 Blake saying good-bye to her almost-ex-girlfriend Ilia, and its just SWEET.
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6:24 WHOA-that’s a little forward Ili-
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6:25 Ooooooooooh that was DIRTY Rooster Teeth, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID! DAH-but its still a cute good bye-ALSO-
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6:55 BEST BOY SUN WUKONG-here to say good bye as well!
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OH-and Neptune’s here too. Hi Neptune, still living under that idiotic lady killer facade?
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Neptune: OH...I didn’t know Ilia was gonna be here.
Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyup.
7:22 Blake: Wrong tree.
Sun: Yeah teaching him gaydar is one of many many MANY reasons I gotta rejoin my team.
The two than have a nice heart to heart about where they’re going in life, Sun needs to go back to Vacuo to be with his team he LITERALLY abandoned, Blake needs to save the world from a Maleficent cosplayer, they’re just passing ships in the night and it comes to a head...when Sun says this-
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7:55 Sun:I GO WHERE I’M NEEDED...and...you don’t need me anymore!
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Blake:...well when you say it like that it sound sad.
Aw man, sad Blake ears.
Sun(paraphrased): Despite everything I had a lot of fun but-
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-you’re with who you’re supposed to be with now.
Bumblebee shippers will interpret THAT how they want to and I. Do. Not. Blame. THEM!
Sun and Blake than finish off their good bye saying they’ll probably see it again(and by probably we know definitely because COME ON Michael Jones is one of the heavy hitters in Rooster Teeth). The good bye then ends-
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-with a cute Blacksun peck on the cheek. Feel conflicted about which ship for Blake is better yet? If not, you haven’t been watching this show so...what the hell are you reading this blog for? SHORT CUT TO-
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8:49 
Neptune: I dunno man, it feels like your just letting her go.
Says the guy who can’t stick to one crush for more than five seconds. Notice how he didn’t say hi to Weiss? Because she’s logically MAD you blue haired Lothario!
AFTER THAT-there’s THIS little scene:
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Sun: Now that your leader’s back and hardened from battle, I’ve gotta focus all of my time on getting you boys ready for the wastelands.
9:01
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Neptune: *SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH*.
Anyone else think Neptune’s sigh might mean something more than just annoyance? I know Sun said his team was okay with the small hiatus, but what if they weren’t? Also maybe he was insulted by Sun implying that his team was just standing around without him, that while Sun was going on his adventure time standed still with them. Sun’s a good kid, and was mature enough to let Blake go once she got her real team back, but even to his own admittance he’s not the best leader. Just saying, food for thought.
A THEN CUT TO-
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9:05 A nice snowy train where nothing bad is gonna happen. And INSIDE THE TRAIN-
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-a totally not-suspicious looking Maz Napata from Star Wars meets old lady Katara from Legend of Korra who will TOTALLY not interact with the main cast...totally. BUT-enough about that-BEHOLD-
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9:22 ALL of team Rwby sleeping in a bunkbed room like the good old days-HUZZAH! But all is not well AS THERE IS ALSO-
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SUPER AWKWARD TENSION BETWEEN YANG AND BLAKE! But nah, Yang tells Blake that while things are weird and it’ll take a while before things get back to normal, she glad she and her posse are back together which PROMPTS-
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THIS cuteness, which Whiterose shippers will interpret how they will.
Either way its TIME TO PLAY VIDEO GAM-
*CRASH*
10:31
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DAMN that was a tough crash, it made Qrow lose his usually iron grip on booze! A THEN CUT TO-
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...the...beginning of the episode...yeah I don’t know why they wrote the story like this either, I guess to start the season with a bang in showing how team RWBY is back in sync but I dunno.
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But hey don’t worry, DEE AND DUDLEY are on the case, and I’m sure it TOTALLY doesn’t matter that Dee is two weeks from retirement!
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*GASP* I am truly shocked. You shall always be remembered Dee, as a creepy weirdo who tried shake down a bunch of highschoolers for money.
THEN fighting fighting fighting, AND THEN-Dundey remembers he’s a security officer in charge of a high tech train!
12:06
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I show four pictures here to point out that that WHOLE sequence took less than a MINUTE! Its like WE GET IT Rooster Teeth, you have an animation budget now! 
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It also activated the turrets which take out ALL four of these Grimm, which I’m SURE the boss Grimm won’t notic-
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12:46 Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhit it  noticed. It tells the lesser Grimm to attack the turrets and...oh god I found this by accident but it must be shared-
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It landed-ASS FIRST! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And as to be expected knocking out the turrets didn’t JUST take out their defenses-
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But ALSO-put the passengers in danger. Its like, use the turrets some Grimm die but they’ll attack the train more, DON’T use the turrets and they’ll attack anyway with less dead grimm, its a total catch 22!
Obviously bad-ass Qrow Branwen realizes and gets his TOP GUY TO STOP DUNDY-
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...Oscar...desperate times I suppose.
Dundey like an idiot DOESN’T listen to the logical decision to turn off the glowing red fuck me spots for the Grimm to hit, and even MORE idiotically-
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*CRACK* NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
...decides to hang from the SIDE of a train going into a tunnel....instead of finding a way to duck...how many good Huntsmen/Huntresses did Salem’s unnamed faction kill, because I can’t help thinking he and his late partner were scraped from the bottom of the barrel.
BACK in the train, everyone’s as completely calm as they possibly could be.
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14:19 Qrow: I SAID, turn those damn things OFF! *SLAM*
Seriously, in this situation Qrow is SUPER calm, I’d wanna kick his ass too.
Ruby then ACTUALLY calmly asks the guy to turn off the turrets(she’s got resolve of STEEL that one) AND THEY COME UP WITH A PLAN-to use a combo of Jaune’s Aura-booster powers and Ren’s emotion mask powers to mask the train. A plan that I’m sure will go off without ONE hit-
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15:32 Oscar: I’m afraid there’s one complication.
Son of a god damned bitch Oz, I SWEAR TO GOD!
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“The Grimm are also attracted...to this.”
Logically team Rugby O’Shaunnesy is as pissed at Oz as the fans for putting everyone in danger without telling them because he’s a mysterious wizard.
BUT-they gotta stay on task and kick Oscar in the nuts later, THEY MUST SAVE THE PYORPLES!
Sadly, they realize that they have to seperate the car with the passengers masked by Ren and Jaune, from the one with Team RWBY Qrow and a dumb old man in a child’s body. The two teams have to say good bye.
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Jaune: Only if you’ll promise you’ll meet us there.
Ruby: Promise.
Weiss: Just know it’ll probably take a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time for us to get there.
Qrow: I estimate about 12 to 14 epis-I MEAN days.
Team Bad-name-pun then SPRINGS INTO ACTION-getting all the passengers in the front car-
16:29
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-including this one bespectacled passenger who will in no way affect the plot in any way no and forever QUIT ASKING ABOUT IT!
Blake then cuts the cable cars-BUT SEES-
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GAH-stalker much? I can’t believe Adam followed them-OR DID HE-
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Is it actually Adam, or PTSD induced hallucination, FIND OUT NEXT EPISODE!
And what’s cool about the next sequence is that it needed NO explanation, you get it obviously from what you see.
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Rubes gets JUST enough of a signal from Nora-
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-so the MOMENT the Grimm land-
17:02
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“NOW!”
-they start the maneuver.
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No real comment on here other than how I LOVE how the black and white color palette over-takes the colored train car.
And then BACK TO FIGHTING!
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And dear GOD there are so many great Grimm-kills here, so many I’d be here ALL day cutting and pasting every single one so I’ll just put the boss take down-STEP ONE-
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Yang slides herself to the back-
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-Blake THROWS it to Yang-
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-AND YANG JUST PUNCHES THAT SHIT BACK-
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-tying that greasy Grimm in PLACE-WHICH WEISS CONTINUES-
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-with a classic “Freeze that fucker’s wings off attack”(with assistance from Ruby and Qrow of course for shattering said wings)-and then Uncle and Niece-
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-get they scythes in gear-
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-AND THEY SLASH THAT BITCH IN TWO! AND.THIS.IS.JUST.THE.FIRST.EPISODE!
BUT-the beast lets out ONE last fireball knocking them off track and....EVERYONE IS OKAY-incluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuding-
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-THIS LADY-whose name I’ve read is Maria Callavera! Turns out she WASN’T just a random side character, I couldn’t tell with how HEAVILY lampshaded it was!
AND THAT’S VOLUME 6 EP 1-a fantastic start to the season with AMAZING action and animation, and great story-progression. Minor criticism, I still feel they didn’t need to do a “Something hours earlier” thing with the train battle, they could’ve easily done the story in sequential order and it would have worked just as well if not better. BUT-I still loved it and I hope you did to. If you liked what you read, consider donating to my Paypal on my blog page, I’d appreciate it. SEE YA NEXT WEEK ON MICKSTERECAPS!
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Hello! I was wondering if you could do a fic /w/ Ler! Wukong and Lee! Macaque? Maybe he kept having flashbacks to their past, and Wukong wants to cheer him up? If not, that's okay. Bye!
Okay I finally did it!!! I kinda went super heavy on the angst at the beginning bc my life has been a fucking dumpster fire recently but I'm seeing a therapist so none of you bitches can judge me lmao
Anyway yeah very angsty angst and then very fluffy fluffy lol.
Hope you enjoy!
We Can Be Okay.
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As Macaque scrounged around in the kitchen at what must have been an ungodly hour of the night, he decided that fixing broken relationships was really, really hard.
He also decided that nightmares suck.
Silently cursing himself for making hot chocolate being his only somewhat healthy coping mechanism, he couldnt help but wonder if moving in with Wukong was a bad idea. He thought he was ready. He knew Wukong wasnt going to hurt him anymore. He wasnt scared anymore.
Or at least he thought he wasn't.
He supposed, as he stirred the warm drink, he had placed himself in a place where he would constantly be reminded of his apparent traumatic past. How did Wukong return here, after he...did what he did?
Macaques eye tingled.
But he wanted to be here. He had finally gotten his sun, his peaches, his everything back and he couldnt stop fucking flinching at him.
He had been told over and over about how he shouldnt feel guilty, how it was a normal reaction to what he had been through, how he should be more kind to himself.
He felt pathetic. He was angry at himself and
he didnt feel like being particularly kind.
He threw his spoon into the sink with a little more force than necessary. When it loudly clanked, he considered throwing it out the window instead. Because fuck you, loud spoon.
He wanted to sleep so badly. He was exhausted to his very core and his bones felt so heavy. But he just couldnt.
Every time he closed his eyes he was back. In the fight. In his memories. The bad ones.
He was almost falling asleep standing up.
"Mm..Mango?" A sleepy grumble from the other side of the room.
Danger. Danger. Macaque felt like his nerves were screaming at him. He fumbled with his hot chocolate.
Crash.
And the mug was in pieces on the floor and he was covered in fucking hot chocolate.
Warm blood soaked through his shirt and covered his face. He couldnt move. His best friend was killing him. He was dying.
No! No. He was in the kitchen. He dropped hot chocolate.
He couldnt breathe.
He couldnt-
breathe. Rocks slippery with his blood. He was dying he was dying he was dying
"-aque? I need you to breathe for me, can you do that? Macaque?"
Wukong was here.
Wukong was here. The fucking awful glint of that crown bore into his mind like a hot iron. His everything buzzed with agony and white hot pain throttled his face. His eye. Oh gods his fucking eye.
Wukong hesitantly placed a hand on Macaques shoulder.
Panic.
"DON'T TOUCH ME!" He heard himself shout but it was so far away. Was it even his voice?
Macaque scrambled backwards on the floor. He couldnt remember getting on the floor.
"I wont." Wukong said, firmly placing himself in the floor with a fair share of space between the two.
"Don't" Macaque said, and it was a garbled whimper of a sound.
"I wont."
He could hear Wukong take a breath.
"Macaque, you're on the floor of our kitchen right now. You spilled some hot chocolate and I think you're having a panic attack."
Right. Hot chocolate. Kitchen. He could feel the  coolness of the floor on his skin.
"Try to take deep, slow breaths. You can copy me if you want."
Macaque looked up. The glinting crown was gone. He looked at the ebb and flow of Wukongs chest and tried to copy it as best as he could, although his breath hitched a bit.
"Can you tell me five things you can see?"
Right. Grounding techniques. Wukong must've talked to Sandy.
"Uhm. You, th-the mug, cabinets, the sink, and the window.
The world around him started feeling a little more real.
"Awesome. Four things you can touch?"
"The floor, my shirt, my fur, and...the cabinet behind me.
His breathing was evening out.
"Good, now three things you can hear?"
"The cicadas, the fridge, and my voice." 
"Two things you can smell?"
"Hot chocolate and...sweat."
Ew.
"One thing you can taste?"
"Blood." He must've bitten his tongue at some point. Hard.
But he felt here now. And calmer. Wukong exhaled somewhat shakily.
"Are you...with me? Now?" He must've been spooked. Macaque supposed anyone would be, finding their partner having flashbacks to dying because they dropped a cup.
Gods, he was a wreck.
"Yes. I'm... here now. I'm sorry."
"No! Dont be sorry! I was just...worried about you." Wukongs face looked solemn before flipping into a more positive expression. "I'm gonna grab you a change of clothes real quick I'll be right back!"
That man could not stay still for more than two seconds at a time. Macaque huffed out a laugh.
Wukong hurried back, and insisted on cleaning up while Macaque changed and showered, and soon they were sitting in the living room with the sun just about to start peeking out at them.
It was pretty clear neither of them were going back to sleep.
Macaque knew what he needed to do. He needed to talk. About what he was feeling.
Sandy better make him scones after this.
"We...need to talk." Okay so he was definitely going to give Wukong a heart attack with that phrasing. God damn it.
The other monkeys tail curled around his leg in anxiety. "I'm listening."
"Wukong I love you, so, so much. More than I've ever loved anything. Its honestly ridiculous how your dumb ass somehow managed to wrap me around your little finger." Macaque huffed out an embarrassed laugh, before hesitating.
"I trust you. I know you're not going to hurt me, not anymore. But I- I think I'm," he sucked in a breath through his teeth, "still...scared of you. And I dont know how to deal with it."
"Macaque..." Guilt was coming off Wukong in waves, and if you looked at his face the only thing you could glean if you tried was— '"I'm sorry. I'm so so sorry.'"
"I know. You're okay, peaches."
An intake of breath. "Okay." Wukong was fidgeting in his lap.
"Also, I dont know if I should keep living here. You know I love being with you. But theres too many—"
"Reminders?"
"Yes. I've been having nightmares. Every night."
"I'm sorry."
"I know. You're okay."
"Okay. I guess we'll just be having more sleepovers at your apartment then?" A weak lopsided smile greeted Macaque. He wanted to kiss it.
"Yes. Honestly I should've realized it was foolish to ever think I could escape you uprooting my entire living room for your insufferable pillow forts."
"Hey! My pillow forts are not insufferable! Unless you mean insufferably romantic?" Wukong said, waggling his eyebrows like the dork he is and his smile grew.
He was tired and Wukong was liquid sunshine. Gods, that smile. He really was hopeless.
Macaque grabbed his Sun Wukong, and flopped down on the couch with him, shoving his face into the crook of the others neck.
"See? You've gone soft, mango! Probably because you cant resist my pillow fort-y charms." Macaque could feel that sunny smile against his skin and it was so nice. He really had gone soft, he supposed.
"I must be completely hopeless to fall for someone as annoying as you." He said, and it couldn't be more obvious how little he meant it.
Wukongs hands brushed against his skin to adjust themselves against his back, and it made his skin prickle pleasantly.
Of course he was going to get one of those moods now because apparently the Buddha himself had a vendetta against Macaque maintaining any sense of dignity.
Macaque let out a heavy sigh. Communication time. Yippee.
Those scones better be damn good.
"...Wukong?"
"Yes?" Macaque couldnt see Wukongs face, but he could feel his smirk. Had his tone already given him away?
Uggggh. He really had to ask for this right now? Normally he would just annoy it out of Wukong but he was too tired for all that. He felt heat steadily rising to his cheeks.
"Can you do...the thing?"
"The thing."
"You know what I'm talking about!" Macaque lamented, trying not to squirm. "You're just trying to be an asshole."
"You love it." Macaque was not pouting. And if he were, he definitely wouldn't be doing it because Wukong was right. Definitely not.
He just let out some strangled whining sound into Wukongs shoulder.
"Use your words, darling." Wukong purred, and Macaque wanted to throw him off a roof because when he used those stupid pet names it still gave Macaque butterflies even after all these years.
"I already did, you bastard." Macaque said this through gritted teeth, but it was all for show. He wanted Wukong to make him say it, and he knew it, and Wukong knew it, and that flustered and excited him at the same time.
"Ah yes, and I still dont know what 'the thing' means. So it looks like we're a little stuck."
What a dick.
Macaque felt anticipation tingle in his stomach as his face prickled with heat.
"...Tickle me." Macaque mumbled into Wukongs shoulder.
"What was that?" Wukong crooned and his mouth was so close to Macaques neck that the vibrations actually almost tickled and it was agonizing and he loved it.
"I said! Tickle me, you impossible prick!" Macaque burst out, and he felt like his face was a fucking tomato.
"How could I say no to a sweet talker like you?"
Fingers wormed their way through Macaques shirt and began to flutter over his sides, gentle and lovely, because of course Wukong knew exactly what Macaque needed right now. No wonder he was head over heels for this dweeb.
Macaques stomach did a flip as he felt a dorky smile pull at the corners of his mouth. He knew his face was growing darker as he struggled to keep his giggles down, even though he also knew it was pretty useless.
"Are you hiding your giggles from me right now? I cant believe you!" Wukong fussed in mock offense, "I'm being deprived. Taken advantage of. Abused, even."
"Shuhuhut uhuhup!" Macaque tittered, muffled into Wukongs shoulder.
"Didnt quite catch that, hun."
Macaque lifted his head to retort, only to be met with a squeeze to his hips, allowing an impossibly embarrassing squeaky sound to leave his lips before he broke down into giggles.
"Mhmhm nohoho! Peaheachehes! Hahahah!"
"No? I thought I remembered you wanting tickles like, really bad, just a sec ago."
Wukong let his mouth rest on Macaques neck and the vibrations left Macaque feeling squirmy and fluffy and soft and he loved it.
As Macaque giggled his heart out, Wukong let his fingers wander up, under the others shirt, to lightly scritch at his ribs. 
As squeaky hiccupy laughter filled the room, Wukong felt his heart melt.
"Ahahaha! Youhou- youhouhoure naihaihails ohohoh myhyhy gohohohd whyhyhyy!?"
"Why what? Why does it tickle so bad? Why are you so cute?"
Macaque thought he might just die now.
"Whyhyhyhy arhahahhareha youhouhouhou suhuhuhuch ahaha—HMmeEEK! " Macaque interrupted himself with something between a whimper and a squeal.
Wukong, the devious little fucker, was biting him. Nibbling on his neck and ears.
It felt like fireworks running through his skin. It tickled so bad. Not in the way that it made him laugh really loud, but in the way that apparently turned his brain to mush.
He loved it.
In between little bites Wukong murmured into Macaques ear "Its adorable how much you like this~"
All he got in response was a jumbled series of squeaks and some little kicks. Macaque shoved his face Wukongs shoulder because oh my god did he really just say that?
"You taste good, by the way. Very ticklish." He said, before returning to Macaques neck with ridiculous 'nom nom nom!' noises.
Macaque only had one thought in his head right now. "Ah! Ihihit tihihickles! Ahahaha!"
Wukong rumbled with laughter of his own and it sent vibrations through his neck that made Macaque wriggle around even more like some kind of giddy worm.
"Does it?"
"Yehehehees! Tihihihicklhehes!"
Wukong cooed and fluttered his fingers at Macaques sides before stopping for a second. "You're getting sleepy now, Mango. We gotta go back to bed soon.." he said with a yawn.
The moment Wukong stopped, Macaque felt his eyes start to droop and had to struggle not to yawn as well.
"Mnohot sleepy."
Wukong snorted. "You totally are. You're just also a little tickle addict." He said, giving a quick squeeze to the others hips for emphasis.
Macaque squeaked in suprise before giggling out a "Nohoh!" He left it painfully undisclosed whether he was saying no to being called a tickle addict, or the loss of tickles.
"Fine. A little more, then bed okay? You need to rest."
Macaque wanted to tell Wukong that there was no way he was accepting self care advice from the person who drank the entire supply of godly wine because he wanted to.
But he was tired.
So instead he said, "M'kay."
"I'll probably have to tickle your stubborn ass out of bed tomorrow morning anyways," Wukong said and suddenly there were hands at Macaques sides again and a big intake of breath.
As Wukong tickled the shit out of Macaques ribs, he blew the biggest raspberry right behind his ear.
Macaque squealed before going limp with laughter. "AHAHAHA! MMMAHAHAHA AHAHA FUHUHCK!"
Tickles shot through his whole body like lightning.
He legitimately thought that he was being sent to his grave with tickles.
And then Wukong did it again and again and again.
"AHAHAHAH OOHOKAHAY IHIHIHI CAHAHNT! IHIHILL SLEEHEHEP WHAHAHATEVEHERR!"
Wukong stopped and ran a hand through Macaques hair.
"You happy now, tickle bug?"
Macaque just nodded sleepily.
"Okay, c'mon, we gotta—ohhhkay." Macaque was snuggling into him now, clearly making himself comfortable.
How could he say no to this? He supposed his lifelong prospects of being a pillow weren't that bad.
Wukong looked down at his now asleep Macaque, and let himself relish the soft sleepy smile, and lazily wagging tail, knowing he had caused those things.
Yeah. Sleeping on the couch definitely wasnt that bad.
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