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Good morning!
I know it's been a long time since I've posted (I've finally settled in to my new home with my boyfriend Jeff), but I had to write about my new favorite comedy thing right now:
EVERYBODY'S IN L.A.!
There have been two live episodes so far (Coyotes and Palm Trees), but the chaotic and absurd nature of the program has been an absolute BLAST to watch, and I am totally digging John Mulaney's new look lol.
If you're a fan of improv comedy or just want to see some of your favorite comics sitting in a 1970s living room set getting snacks from a roving robot (Saymo scared the SHIT out of Jon Stewart last night on multiple occasions lol), then I urge you to watch.
The episodes are live at 10pm ET, and there are four topics left:
Helicopters
Ghosts
Earthquakes
LA
And so many fun guest stars will be showing up, including my boys Gil and George! (Oh...HELLO)
Have you been watching? What do you think of John's talk show format? Doesn't it sound similar to what he proposed about interviewing experts in that ill-fated 2020 GQ article?
But I always wanted to do a talk show where the guest is always someone from a job that I don't understand. I'd love to interview a dog catcher and be like, "What is that like? How do you feel about yourself? I'm not judging, but I am a little. How do you feel rounding up dogs and taking them to the pound?" I had two ideas for a talk show once. And by ideas, I mean I thought about them in the privacy of my own room. One would be just interviewing people who do anything that interests me. And I don't mean like on the ground and I'm watching them do their job. It would be like a talk show set and they'd come out and there'd be a band and so forth.
Anyway, I hope you all enjoy the rest of the episodes, and keep it here for more comedy fun! ✌🏼🐔
#john mulaney#everybody's in la#los angeles#gil faizon#george st. geegland#oh hello#will there be too much tuna?#i had to explain George and Gil to my boyfriend#he's now well-versed in WOLO and Steely Dan lol#bill hader is coming up as well as patton oswalt#super psyched#and I'm loving the taped segments even if others are not#sooo many comedians! yay#netflix is a joke
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just found out my cousin (who lives in England) is in the art department of a bunch of shows??? And she worked oN DOCTOR WHO? AND HAD LUNCH WITH DAVID TENNANT???? and she just told me so casually because she's interested in the art, not the show? I mean, excuse me? She worked on SHERLOCK???? FOR A WHOLE SEASON?? She worked on Peaky Blinders and Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones??? And probably other things because she has a shitty memory and according to her everything is a blur?? AND AT ONE POINT SHE WAS LIKE: "oh and have you ever heard of Neil Gaiman?" And I was trying not to scream, because yes, of course I've heard of Neil, he's only my favorite author, I've only read like all of his books multiple times, and if you say you worked on Good Omens or the Sandman I'm going to lose it completely. So I said "yeah I've read a couple of his books," -you know, like a liar- "what about him?" and she goes "well I worked on one of his shows and he's brilliant i just can't remember which one" and i go "w-what do you mean he's brilliant? You're.. you're talking about his writing... his writing is brilliant, right?" And she cheerfully says "oh no I don't read books, I ment he was really nice and brilliant when I talked to him" and i go "WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT" and she thinks for a moment and goes "oh! BRICKS" WHAT IN THE WORLD YES NO THAT MAKES SENSE YOU GET TO WORK AND TALK WITH NEIL FUCKING GAIMAN AND YOU TALK ABOUT BRICKS? NO THAT'S TOTALLY NORMAL I'M NOT MAD ".... it was what I was designing at the time, I needed to know what vibe the bricks should have. Anyway want to see the spinning fireplace I made for doctor who" WHAT THE FUCK.
@neil-gaiman do you remember any brick conversations by any chance
#Doctor who#Sherlock#David tennant#I'm losing it#neil gaiman#DAVID TENNANT JUST SAT DOWN NEXT TO HER AT LUCH AND SHE GOES OH YEAH HE WAS SUPER NICE. VERY TALL. ????#anyway i- oh my god.#Let me just perish in peace#Just my cousin living my dream making art and vibing with Neil and David and her fucking bricks what the fuck#Good omens#Sorry this is a mess#I understand actors are still people I'm not saying they aren't but can you look me in the eye and tell me you wouldn't be psyched#If you could have lunch with David tennant?
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Today I would like to shout out that one random Twitter person who made up that JD Vance bragged about fucking a couch.
Imagine making a random shitpost and less than two months later your joke is being used by a major party nominee for Vice President on live television at his introduction rally, earning him thunderous applause.
That poster must be having quite the experience.
#politics#us politics#tim walz#for the record I am super fucking psyched for Walz#I think he did a great job#And I think Harris made the right call#harris 2024#Harris Walz 2024#jd vance#Vance is never beating the couchfucker allegations#The problem with your party making actual reality much less relevant in political discourse is that it can also bite *you* in the ass#Functionally it doesn't matter that JD Vance never bragged about fucking a couch#Because it got repeated so many times that now it's indelibly linked to him#If someone asked random people what they think when they see Vance I'd bet money one of the top 3 answers would be “had sex with a couch”#As it should be#Because it wouldn't have happened if his vibes weren't so atrocious that everyone immediately believed it
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Some close up of wips
#one piece#one piece anime#zosan#vinsmoke sanji#sanji#roronoa zoro#zoro x sanji#zoro#comic#sorry for not posting full images#im very slow when it comes to completing images#and also i have a million wips#and if i get super inactive its bc ill in in a psych clinic
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#ocs#artists on tumblr#masks: a new generation#npcs#tony salvo#antonio salvo#ruth blum#ruth and tony#superheroes#she put his hands there otherwise he instinctively doesn't touch anybody in case his super strength accidentally destroys them#sigh...........#let's not talk about how pushing daisies put this “can not touch” archetype into my psyche for life#masks: overlook#masks: overlook city#my brainrot over the mentor npc is ridiculous but he ended up being my exact type of pathetic#checked this on my phone and they look so pale and washed out what is the truth
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#syd squeaks#im super psyched for this movie but what kind of goofy goober ass trap#saw#saw x#ask to tag
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Psych (2006) au where it has nothing to do with the plot of the show but in college Shawn played in a dnd group and he bought weighted dice and he just lies about it to all of his friends and the players and they believe him because god dammit he’s just so good at lying.
Shawn didn’t even go to college but he snuck into the campus dnd group because Gus was the DM and Gus is the only one who knows that he’s cheating, but his character is really well written and because of his rolls the campaign is really productive so he just lets it happen.
But at the beginning of every session he goes “Shawn you need to stop using weighted die, it’s not ethical dnd playing and you’re going to get caught and everyone’s going to be really mad at you” and Shawn goes “okay but it’s really funny though, isn’t it?” And Gus just sighs and then they make out or something.
#memes#dnd#psych tv#psych#shawn spencer#burton guster#psych au#psych usa#psych 2006#dnd memes#shawngus#psych posting#if Shawn were in dnd he would be a bard with like two levels of rogue#and all of his stats would be dumped into charisma#he would play a sexy rogue girl tiefling or a super flamboyant bard or like a barbarian or something#gus is the forever dm but he would play a wizard if he were in dnd#my roommate and I are talking about this#I love dnd#and psych
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What is it with early/mid 2000's TV and making this exact man
#they're both hopelessly bi and constantly masking#also super smart#and cocky with deep seated self worth issues that stem from how their dad raised them#both in love with someone who can and will kick their ass#psych#psych 2006#psych tv#supernatural#spn#shawn spencer#dean winchester
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Headcanon:
Shawn and Gus are having a sleepover but it's kind of a special "boy's night" thing between the two of them and they apologize for not inviting Jules. Jules respects the tradition and decides to invite Lassie to her place so they can have their own sleepover. Jules is super excited and pulls out every sleepover activity in the book:
"Let's watch a movie! I'll make popcorn!"
"Can I paint your nails?"
"Let's make friendship bracelets!"
"Let's play two truths and a lie!"
"Can I draw on your arm?"
"Let's have a pillow fight! I bet I could beat you!"
"We should make a secret friendship handshake!"
"Sooo... do you liiike anyone?"
Lassie tries to pretend that the whole thing is lame but he's never been invited to a sleepover in his life so he's secretly really happy. He eventually gives in and lets Jules style his hair and tells her about the person at the shooting range that he has a crush on.
And yes, the sleepovers become a weekly thing.
#lassie tries to pretend he's having none of it#but an hour later they're laying in their sleeping bags giggling at nothing#lassie would be that one girl at every sleepover who has volleyball practice (work) tomorrow and is stressed out about getting enough sleep#and jules is the super hyper “we're gonna stay up all night!” girl#anyway#they siblings#juliet o'hara#carlton lassiter#psych#psych usa#psych tv#psych 2006
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Alright, alright, hear me out: After he closes Psych and moves to San Fran to be with Jules, Shawn starts a twitch (or youtube) channel where he reads buzzfeed unsolved stories and solves them live.
#at first some people would think he was just another guy trying to get views#but then they realize he's actually solving these cases#so some people do a background check on him and find out he used to work for the SBPD as a psychic detective#so that boosts his credibility by a lot#he gets super famous and gets lots of viewers and subscribers#people find new stories for him to see if he can figure it out#idk just a little headcannon#shawn spencer#psych#psych tv#psych show#psych tv show#psych headcannon#juliet o'hara
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Machete has parents?? I'm not familiar with their actual lore, so I've been imagining Machete as a desolate victorian orphan boy
Everyone has parents, he didn't materialize out of thin air (or evolve from a crumpled napkin).
But he lost contact with them early on and doesn't remember much of anything about them. Machete was a sickly kid and his family was going through a rough patch at the time, they were constantly struggling to find the time and funds to care for him. Child mortality was high and it was starting to look increasingly likely that he wouldn't make it. He was around three or four when they left him at the closest monastery that accepted foundlings and he hasn't heard of them since.
#it was child abandonment but I don't think they did it out of malice or anything#monasteries often functioned as hospitals and/or orphanages and his parents hoped it would give him a better fighting chance#sending children to monasteries to be raised as oblates wasn't uniquely uncommon#and it worked he was well looked after there and probably wouldn't have survived otherwise#but of course being separated from your family isn't great for a child's psyche in any situation#answered#anonymous#Vaschete lore#in modern au he has a better but still complicated relationship with his parents#he's not super close to his brothers but they get along fine#so not victorian (different era) and not an orphan (his parents aren't dead they just chose to sever ties with him)
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Weekly Shonen Jump 2024 issue #36/37 cover
#Weekly Shonen Jump#One Piece#My Hero Academia#Akane banashi#Astro Royale#Blue Box#Hima Ten#Jujutsu Kaisen#Kagurabachi#Kill Blue#Kyokuto Necromance#Me and Roboco#Mission Yozakura Family#Nue's Exorcist#Psych House#Sakamoto Days#Super Psychic Policeman Chojo#The Elusive Samurai#Ultimate Exorcist Kiyoshi#Undead Unluck#Witch Watch#Yokai Buster Murakami#author comment#manga
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all i'm saying is that if hannibal had been set in santa barbara he would've gone to jail before the end of s1 and it would've had nothing to do with shawn actually. gus would've smelled that the meat he served wasn't normal and IMMEDIATELY guessed cannibalism. like no hesitation. hannibal would try to distract them by diagnosing shawn with daddy issues but santabarbaratown has already happened so it does nothing
#gus: his name rhymes with cannibal shawn!#will is just standing there slowly losing his mind#hannibal#psych#shawn spencer#burton guster#hannibal lecter#i'm not done with s1 yet either but i'm entirely convinced of this. he can trick will but nothing gets past gus and his super sniffer
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slay
#ignore how i completely fucked the quality#you’d think i’d learn not to draw whole pieces super tiny on sketch pages by now but nope#my art#p4#yu narukami#persona 4#i think about yu in drag literally all the time#the impact….. on my psyche specifically
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my mother made a bank account in my name without telling me and now im in the red. I cant afford my next psych consult and im running low on my meds. I desperately want to get out of this house. im so tired.
If anyone has disposable income i do commisions, $45 for a linearty sketch, just so i can get myself out of this hole, at least debt wise.
it would be something like this
heres my kofi as well. genuinely desperate, if you want a more detailed comission by all means DM me and we can discuss prices!
thank you so much
#please#star trek#golden kamuy#tokusatsu#im so sorry for tagging so much stuff i dont have a job right now#im trying i swear ive been looking for jobs#super sentai#kamen rider#ultraman#im not going to tag more stuff i dont regularly interact with#if you cant afford it its perfectly fine i love you all sm#my oomfs#i want to cry#im 300 in the red from the back account and my psych is 90 bucks and i want to blow my fucking head off#im not going to#obviously#but god i feel like im drowning
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I've been thinking about Bad Parents Jack and Maddie, and how they aren't great even in canon. So like, Vlad actually interacting with them more, as his obsession switches Danny, and just...eyes opening nd falling out of love with Maddie. So he realizes he needs therapy, but as he is what he is and what he has done, well, that makes things difficult. So, Harley Quinn?
I basically almost answered this with a mini rehash of "the Fenton family safety situation is often misrepresented by newer fans who haven't seen a lot of the show" but I mostly realized that wasn't the point, so let me get my act together.
You have activated my trap card, which is "I used to do psych stuff as my main field before I did library stuff", and I can't believe that Harleen Quinzel, known criminal and incredibly visible villain, would still have her license. Like. Even excepting the crime stuff, having her license revoked due to breaking the Hippocratic oath, or straight up having an ethics board boot her personally, I don't think Harley Quinn would have prioritized the NJ medical license renewal. That has to be attended to once every two years. Failure to keep up to date means no practicing in the state of NJ, baby.
If this is happening, Harley is offering services Under The Radar.
Like...probably this is through a service like Betterhelp. Almost no one tracks the actual paperwork for the advisors on Betterhelp. I can see Harley signing on in her pajamas eating ice cream as she gets nostalgic for the life she led when she had stuff going for her career-wise. Vlad, meanwhile, saw a youtube ad and is flinging spaghetti at the wall to see what sticks.
Anyway, Vlad and Harley sharing illegal psych sessions over Betterhelp while eating ice cream and talking shit is such a visual. I wish them all the best.
#edit: also I initially read this as Danny getting therapy from Harley and now have some extra text from that#also also: I bet Harley sends him psych meds in the mail. Vlad might not notice loose meds in an envelope are probably illegal 💀#or you know. Maybe he doesn't care#Harley was a psych her 'prescriptions' are probably accurate enough if currently SUPER illegal#dp x dc#dc x dp#dcxdp#dpxdc#free to a good home#ALSO DO NOT USE BETTERHELP THEY SELL YOUR DATA AND DO NOT HAVE CREDIBLE MENTAL HEALTH PROFESSIONALS
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