#surprisingly effective!

[bougiebutchbitch]

such a tiny thing, but I love House’s little one-legged bunny-hop for getting up off the floor quickly! Boioioioing~

(ignore the dialogue; his cellmate is seranading him)

my other joints are too dodgy to attempt this often, but I just tried it out and can confirm it is a v. fun way to get up with a dodgy leg if u are otherwise fit!

u gotta channel the bunny

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

not "i ship these characters" or "i want them to bond platonically" but a secret 3rd thing (I want them to be forced to interact by the Narrative bc they would HATE that)

[ssalballoon]

Mystra showed him the secrets beneath the veils. The gossamer veils first, draped across the Weave. The delicate veils next, draped across her body. 'Chosen One' she whispered, as she slipped them off completely.

poor gale :'(

- the dialogue is from ea gale's explanation about his folly

- i kinda like that she ended up looking like a mother-of-pearl inlay lacquerware!

- oh this was a subconscious choice, but Gale is sitting in seiza which is a posture for showing respect especially to elders. it's also known to be a painful position to sit in for extended periods of time, which is why it was sometimes used as a method of (morally dubious) punishment. however, experienced people can maintain this posture for much longer. food for thought :-)

- (edit: deleted this point bcs it didn't really make sense + detracted from the art a little;;)

[hell0jon]

“First one to leave has to read the next statement”

It’s been 48 hours

[emmavakarian-theirin]

4K OG HUSBAND, MY BELOVED

[p1nkshield]

Dick in passing: Dami, I think the next time Ra’s tries something I think you should call him peepaw instead of Grandfather.

Damian:…

Dick: just to see what happens.

Later during a fight

Damian: For the last time peepaw, I will never return to your side!

Ra’s: You are gravely mist-… what?

Damian:…

Ra’s:…

Dick is just bird laughing in the distance while taking out assassins.

Crying and absolutely howling, clutching his stomach while bodying ninjas.

[deepfrost-citadel]

Skizzekai!Gem from @hermitcraftheadcanons's community Skizzekai AU!

This bad boy can fit so much symbolism in her

[tennessoui]

incredibly self-insert at the moment but

silly lil completely normal and understandable au where anakin moves to a new country and he's got most all of the complex paperwork and documentation sorted so he thinks he's doing great but for some reason he cannot for the life of him figure out how to use the appliances in his apartment. and this is doubly gutting because he's usually very good at this sort of thing! he has a degree in chemical engineering for gods sake, why can't he logic out how to turn on his shower or unlock the washing machine after a wash cycle???

not one to admit defeat, he googles basic questions like 'how turn on radiator stewjon' and 'common oven hieroglyphs stewjon' and finds this youtube channel where this older (hot hot very attractive hot) man named obi-wan films himself doing basic things like going to the store and messing about with his car's oil and also explaining basic appliances and how they work in stewjon

and anakin is addicted. he is in love. he watches all of them. he doesn't even own an iron but now he knows how to use a stewjoni one and obi-wan even gave him tips about how to look his best (like what colors go together and how he should never wear brown shoes with black pants, etc)

meanwhile obi-wan kenobi had to make these videos like five years ago as community service for some minor crime (like murdering his neighbor's plants because they kept getting pollen on his car) and he's very confused when he opens his mailbox one day to a piece of...fan mail?

[balis77]

Shoutout to Magic for taking "Watson equivalent who was a former assassin of some kind" and ascending it to "Watson equivalent who is still an active assassin, not even on the side, like being a detective's assistant is their side job"

Proft: "He's covered his tracks well. He's definitely our culprit, but with all the physical evidence destroyed we'll never be able to prove it to the courts." Etrata: "...So like, does that mean I'm fine to... you know..." Proft: *sighs* "...Just please tell me you're being paid by someone else to do it." Etrata: "Oh they gave me the contract like halfway through the investigation. I was just waiting to see if we could get him in custody first."

[pxme-granate]

more shitposts but I snatched the quotes from @incorrectnevermoor 👀

[boiledegghole]

window into mortality

[unexpectedbrickattack]

Based off of this: please understand my vision....

[patheticbabygirls]

I know y'all are going to think I'm delulu. Still, I feel like the LIs will react differently to MC's curse since they are cursed/monsters themselves

What happens when someone who's already cursed faces the side effects of another person's curse? Are the curses going to get mixed? Is one curse going to overpower the other? What if they don't react that badly because their bodies are used to handling it?

(Not to sound evil, but I'm imagining a bartender mixing different drinks in this scenario but the drinks are curses and the glasses are the characters)

Everyone going mad and reacting in similar ways is kinda of expected, so I wouldn't be surprised if we get some plot twists we didn't see coming

[xviistrings]

if you don't have a heart, then i'll share mine

[batfossil-fr]

had a dream last night this blog got hacked and whoever it was kept making posts apologizing for all sorts of drama on salt blogs, implying I did All the drama. people got SO mad at me that I had to move to alabama and hide in a rural country farm. when I finally checked back on this blog a while later, it had turned into an account that drew dragons as fish to atone for my crimes (while still claiming they were me)

[needahugfromesme]

It's time for Carlisle and Esme to make their 1950s photos into funny Christmas cards