#tech nerd

[soovermyself]

Sophia in conversation with Ev Williams, co founder of Twitter, Blogger and Medium at Summit in Detroit.

[disease]

plans for the new year: committing self to obtaining certification in Hacker X's courses on becoming a [white-hat] hacker. not only are the skills useful to know in regards to cybersecurity when protecting one's self online, but also commonly a staple for modern companies to employ.

took them up on their current deal of $25 for lifetime access to the introduction courses. let's just say i'm no stranger to utilizing what lies in the shadows of the web. i've never believed in the act of keeping secrets—but this will remain a topic i don't discuss here/there/anywhere.

all i will share is: when i had attended public school as a teenager, i received detention but once... unofficially for "hacking a fellow student's email account [impersonation]." my dad had later informed me that the principal admitted he was "impressed by my work" and!was "clueless as to how i bypassed their system." [2008.] 🥷🧮

[chaoscreature773]

Computer that was in my dream

Woke up and tried to draw it all out

Main features

Easily removable m.2 that has USB compatability so you can easily connect and have your info on another device

The screens, side A is like any computer and side B is like the command window or a programming screen showing you the code going on behind screen A and can be edited

And it's all folds up so you can just use A or just use B

Idk but it was called interflex in my dream

And the bottom of the cage is easily accessible and doesn't involve a lot of unscrewing

The components also don't use screws, instead they clip into the case, like with metal pins that would fits into the aligned holes on the case. This would allow for easy changing and cleaning.

And the fan exhausts can be fun patterns, they still provide air flow but add to the aesthetic, one thing I really wish they current laptop market had was more customized looks. Like the iPhone 5c coming in the different hard plastics shells, why not have laptops it'll different colors and fun ventilation patterns.

[hackeocafe]

The INSANE Evolution of Click Farms

how ironic. We had bots that "watch content", now we have bots to create content. The two ends of the circle has finally touched

[capri851]

Tech nerds why does my iphone’s battery start heating up when i get on tumblr

[jalicefanficblog]

can you write a Kim possible oneshot where Kim and Ron have to disguise themselves as circus clowns during a mission

Ladies and Gentelmen, let´s give our Guest Clowns a cheerful Welcome Greeting and we hope you enjoy our Circus Show!

Just like a Circus

“Why do we have to dress up as circus clowns again, Wade?”

Ron was sitting in his seat in the small private helicopter that was taking him and his best friend Kim Possible on another mission.

The teen heroine had called in a favor for this and Ron was tasked with carrying the heavy, cumbersome backpack that contained the undercover costumes for today's mission.

And of course Ron had already looked inside and given in to his curiosity. The contents of the backpack had neither caused him joy nor euphoria.

“It's for your cover, Ron. And you'll fit in perfectly at the destination,” Wade said from the small communication device that Kim was holding in her hand.

“You've always wanted to be in the spotlight, haven't you?” - joked Kim, who was trying to tidy up her red mane with a small comb and a few hairpins during the turbulence and prepare it, for what was to come.

The camouflage…not the turbulence that the pilot of the small helicopter has to contend with.

"Haha…if it weren't for the costumes…so embarrassing" - complained Ron.

"Embarrassing? The red nose definitely suits you", joked Wade.

"It's easy for you to say Wade, you sit in front of your screen and can watch us being made a laughing stock as circus clowns", - groaned Ron, and he didn't seem to be able to get used to the idea at all.

"I also made popcorn and my mum brought a six-pack of lemonade from the shop…I'm ready to enjoy the show" - replied Wade sarcastically.

"Cheer up, Ron, Rufus is absolutely thrilled with the idea!" - laughed Kim now and Ron looked confusedly down at the pocket of his still normal pants, in which Naked Mole Rat usually slept or helped Ron on missions.

Rufus had already put on a mini clone nose and wig and was all fired up for the mission. He expressed this with euphoric noises.

“You're totally stabbing me in the back right now, buddy!” - said Ron, but his voice became a little softer and his aversion to this disguise had diminished somewhat.

He couldn't and didn't want to stay mad at his animal best friend for long, and he could hardly say no to his best friend KP either.

“Besides, it's for our disguise. Dr. Drakken certainly won't recognize us as circus clowns and it will definitely be fun”, said Kim as she pulled a wig cap out of her bag.

“Why does Dr. Drakken actually want to take control of a circus?” - Ron wondered as he felt Rufus, who had meanwhile run to the backpack with the props and the two clown costumes, give him a red nose.

“Do you remember when Dr. Drakken wanted to bring his mind control shampoo onto the market? Now he's trying to sponsor the circus that's based in Boston, Massachusetts… allegedly through the circus animals' feed and wants to get them under his control… my sources have indicated , that a considerable amount of toxic substances that were found in the shampoo were found in a load of feed for the horses and donkeys… if the animals ate it, your clown disguise is perfect for investigating… I also hacked Drakken's social media account and he got tickets for the evening performance… it seems likely that he wants to use the animals as his henchmen with mind control", - Wade summarized.

"Is it possible that Drakken's ideas are getting crazier and crazier?" - Kim wondered, having pulled the wig cap over her tied-up red hair.

"Looks a bit like a swimming cap? What is that for?” wondered Ron, who also got one of the skin-colored caps drawn by Rufus and pulled it over his head.

“The wig cap ensures that the wig doesn’t slip off the head during the show”, - explained Wade and then gave the duo the details and how they could best blend in with the artists and showmen of the circus when they arrived in Boston.

Then he wished them much success and looked forward to the show.

“Why are you getting the costume with the stripes and I’m getting the one with the dots? That makes my butt so big?”, - Ron repeatedly tugged at the legs of the outfit he was wearing. Because unlike Kim, the blond was wearing a clown costume with big red dots stretched over the yellow fabric.

The green clown wig he was wearing was the color contrast to the bright colors of the clothes and the bright red shoes were probably intentionally a bit too big.

Ron imagined himself stumbling in the ring several times.

“Stripes suit me , more than you Ron. Now close your eyes, I have to put on the make-up and the white makeup”, said Kim and concentrated on applying the makeup while Ron started to laugh because the brush tickled so much.

“Haha…that tickles KP! Don’t tell me you girls put yourselves through such torture every day”, giggled Ron and Kim had to stop what she was doing , because otherwise it would have smeared or Ron’s clown mouth would have become a weird crooked line.

“Well, with some girls at our school, you can really believe they are wearing clown makeup…..Bonnie, for example, just because she wanted to impress one of the football players, she put on this mega expensive eye shadow in midnight blue! It doesn't really match her eyes, but she was really boasting about it", Kim said annoyed and demonstrated her work after Ron had recovered from his fit of laughter and finished the relatively good-looking makeup mask for Ronald the Clown.

"Shall I paint your mask now?", asked Ron and Kim shook her head, laughing.

"Painting and applying a mask are fundamentally different things…but thanks Ron", said Kim, opened her small makeup mirror and set about making her well-cared-for skin disappear , under a layer of white clown makeup. It was a sight that the teen heroine had to get used to.

But Wade was right…for the success of the mission it would be crucial to go into the ring as circus clowns. On the one hand to make it seem believable and on the other to stop Dr. Drakken from carrying out his diablo-like plan.

So let's go. Close your eyes and go through the middle!

“I think my right shin is itching and I can't breathe through my nose, KP!”, - Ron made an unhappy expression and wanted to put his right hand to his nose to scratch it, but Kim stopped him by grabbing his hand and looking threateningly into his eyes.

“Not now, Ron, follow the clowns into the arena and then from there we'll try to get to the animal enclosures somehow , to check the food… maybe Drakken is there?”, - said Kim and gave Ron a gentle nudge in the right direction and soon the hero duo followed a small group of other clowns.

It didn't seem to really register that the two students weren't actually part of the circus and part of the upcoming show.

And so a few minutes later, Kim and Ron found themselves in the middle of the illuminated circus tent, joining the line of clowns and simply cooperating with their behavior. They joked around, teased each other and performed a dance that ended with some clowns deliberately tripping over their own feet.

It was a little chaotic and Ron seemed to be having fun despite his initial reservations and fit in wonderfully with the clown group. Kim grinned under her white makeup. Somehow Ron had often been the typical class clown and so, as the center of the crowd, they could keep an eye on everything.

When two clowns first threw a ball to each other and then it passed to Kim, the Possible spotted Shego's bright green headed towards the exit of the tent.

"Ron! There's a snake in the circus! You hold your position and I'll follow it!"

"Yuck, a snake? It's even worse than monkeys!"

"Ron, thats… Shego"

"Ah, about the green, clever KP! All right, throw me the ball”

Kim threw the ball to Ron and tried to disappear inconspicuously towards the exit, but then Shego seemed to notice her and fired a few plasma beams at her… and Kim, in her clown outfit, did a few backflips and used one of the props as a springboard to extend her grappling hook and chase Shego.

Ron clapped once, creating the illusion that it was all part of the show… which was met with applause from the audience.

The clowns continued their act and were soon replaced by the artists. Ron went with the group to the back of the ring and was even given a donut as a thank you for this performance and was asked which circus he came from.

To bridge this question, Rufus came to the rescue and performed a few tricks on a small ball that was intended for the circus dog to balance on and received applause from the clowns.

The little naked mole rat seemed to enjoy being in the spotlight just as much as Ron.

“Have you switched to clown school, Kimmy?” - Shego laughed maliciously and teasingly as she tampered with one of the food buckets and passed on information to Drakken through a walkie-talkie.

“How did you recognize me? My makeup is perfect and maybe I’ll join the circus? What brings you here? A poisonous green snake doesn’t fit in a circus, Shego", - Kim countered, using one of her gadgets to take the bucket before Shego could tamper with it.

“”Carry out a plan by Drakken…:”

“Shego! I am the leader and reveal my diabolical plan to Kim Possible!” - Dr Drakken came into the small area of ​​the animal feed supplies with a remote control in his hand and sulked when Shego wanted to reveal his ingenious plan.

“You want to control the animals with the thought of shampoo residue that you transferred via the feed into the supplies of the circus animals?” , Kim stated dryly and Drakken sulked a little more, stamped his foot defiantly and glared angrily at Kim.

“You look ridiculous in the clown costume Possible and my plan will work!” - Drakken snorted and pressed the remote control…..but his plan had a catch…because the batteries of the device were empty and nothing happened.

“Damn! SHEGO new batteries?!”

“Seriously Drakken, you don’t have any…”

“Don’t argue with the clown-possible in front of me!”

Kim used one of her attack techniques to first take the remote control from Drakken and then she whistled loudly, the signal for Ron to rush to her aid.

And Ron stumbled forward very elegantly with the big clown shoes, knocking over one of the big empty barrels with non-existent dry food for the ponies and this barrel landed on Drakken and Shego, locking the two villains in and Kim dialed the police number.

“Good job Ron! These snakes aren’t causing any more damage! We’d best tell the director about the food and that they should order more, we don’t want to take the risk that any of the shampoo will still be found,” said Kim and gave Ron a high five.

The police arrived at the right time and Shego and Drakken were taken to the nearest prison…with the barrel still over their heads and the director was informed of the incident and the animals that had already eaten the food with the shampoo were temporarily suspended from the shows…in return, the audience wanted an encore from the guest clowns.

"Maybe my future really does lead to the circus, huh?" - asked Ron as he bowed and his wig slipped off his head.

"We have a math test tomorrow and I don't think you'll be able to convince your parents of your plans to be a professional clown so quickly," - replied Kim, who also bowed and received a rose from the clown group - made from those colorful moldable balloons, of course.

"A thank you for your help," - said the circus director with a broad grin and Kim thanked him with a smile.

“Thank you… but I think I will remember this circus adventure for a long time,” grinned Possible, and when the last act of the evening was about to begin, it was time for Kim and Ron to catch their ride home.

They left the circus tent and would certainly not forget this undercover mission so quickly.

Not even because Kim and Ron would find out at home , how damn difficult and stubborn it was to wash off clown makeup.

Not to mention the headaches from the wig cap, which they had to wear for hours together with the colorful wigs.

And these would also be part of the memories.

Along with the balloon rose.

THE END

[humblezonehideout-22]

[witterson-wesker]

Bentley (Bitty) Wesker

Full Name: Bentley Justin Evardo Wesker

Date of Birth: September 24th, 1995

Height: 6 ft 2 in (187.96 cm)

Weight: 160 lbs (72.5 kg)

Witty's tech nerd, punk, hedonist, and very much towering younger brother. He loves all things computers and screaming into the microphone on the weekends. When he's not loafing or tending to anything in his cando, he's on the road with one of his partners.

I plan to hopefully do a lot more with him in the future. ❤️🙏

The reference sheet was done by the magnificent KenDrawsArt; the phone wallpaper was done by _scorchedBones.

[isowizard-handler-of-suggestions]

Hi guys if there are any IT nerds that could help with this issue I have on my laptop

>I play a game pretty heavy on my graphics card (gtx 1650)

>once the load goes up to exactly 100% it lags out, pausing everything and going into bluescreen

>when it reloads after the blue screen my graphics card is no longer showing up as connected to the laptop at all in any shape or capacity as if it never existed

>I reload my laptop (specifically turn off and then turn on, the option that does both automatically doesn't result in further)

>the graphics card now shows up, I am able to download drivers and use it as per usual, until of course the load goes up to 100%

if any context is needed I can supply, I would be incredibly obliged if someone could give me a clue or help me in any way shape or form with this, had that problem for a while now :///

For what I already did >took apart my laptop to a minor degree and cleaned it, tried pushing what should be the graphics card into the slot slightly better, don't have the proper equipment to properly reveal it, and will get it soon and try to reconnect it.

[toxicflippy]

A new journey awaits.

Haven’t been here in ages since I’m been planning ahead for my future well this is mostly of a hobby then possibly a future job I decided to go on my path and be my own boss of my own realm where I could shine on my own. I’ll see if I could get my old website back or create a new website. I’ve done it since higshcool and I can’t remember everything about it unfortunately I do remember codings mostly that. simple isn’t it I’m quite a tech nerd myself which there is a possibly there for me. Anyways I can’t say much because that’s all really is to it. I’ll be able to come here quite often posting my own work vs on my spare time look at everywhere else work that’s basically what I’m doing in college right now then hopefully I’ll go to a university and possibly up in the upper state so. Planning ahead enjoying my hobbies activities volunteering atm studying and etc. I’m glad I’m able to come back here after being depressed and a fricked up mess. Still alive gotta make the best of most of it the best of my abilities.

[shannon-foraker]

Tech-wise, I like SATA cables more than USB, because you can plug USB in wrong, but SATA cables are house shaped, so as to idiot-proof them from tired/distracted nerds.

"Treating elements of unfamiliar religions like they're cursed" and "treating unfamiliar technology like they're cursed" are both boring, unfunny, and out. I will approach the tools and rituals of unfamiliar religions like I handle unfamiliar technology.

I'm not gonna touch your printer or your shrine unless you're standing over my shoulder telling me what to do. Prayer books have never cursed anyone but you should not underestimate my ability to somehow operare idiot-proof systems completely wrong. I'll accidentally upload my whole soul in the cloud or something. If a thing has an use and a purpose, I can and will somehow fuck up handling it.

[redreadretale]

Loads of Vintage Core, HardCore, Computist- 1980’s publications for apple users. Graphic design, variables, bugs, programing & so so so much more.

I’ve loaded individual copies as well as sets in my Poshmark Listings. They are for sale there, but you can also check out more photos of their content. I’m excited to share these vintage gems!

(More cover & content pages)

https://posh.mk/g52dvtHqnNb

More! Lots of options from single issues to sets of 12.

:)

[nowadais]

Meta #AI's Sapiens model offers advanced solutions for analyzing #human actions in #images and #videos, handling tasks like pose estimation, body segmentation, and 3D depth analysis: https://nowadais.com/meta-ai-sapiens-model-analyzing-human-actions

#artificialintelligence #technology #news #technews #Meta #future #tech

[skull-pun]

AI people are the easiest people to hate.

[nerdby]

Psychical media is back, bitches.