#that is literally genius

[milequaritchsslut]

I apologize if this is weird or if this is against rules cause I’m not sure if this goes against the ED rule, but that starving fic with Miguel got me wondering on scenarios where his psychological/physical torture turns sour and ends up going in a direction he did not intend. I thought of a scenario where the reader used to be a spider person too, and like Miguel, she too has some biological mutations from her spider bite.

I considered the possibility of the reader ending up wanting to EAT Miguel, as a potential side effect of him starving her (as I interpreted that as him wanting to associate food/comfort with his image so she can rely and need him more) and her spider side just seeing her “mate” as a perfect source of nutrients.

It doesn’t help that another reason female spiders resort to cannibalism is because of stress and aggression, which the reader is obviously experiencing at the time. It doesn’t help how feral she kinda got with her food and I’m sure the experience of being purposely starved can potentially make her snap. Worse case scenario, she tries to tear a chunk out of him after sex (cause y’know, female spiders will also eat their own mates after mating for their own survival).

A.k.a, Miguel fucked around and found out and now as to deal with a darling who is so traumatized over him starving her, that she is one stomach growl away from sinking her teeth into his neck.

STOP RIGHT NOW THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA ANON……. that makes so much sense—she’d probably try to eat him when he tries to put her back into her restraints or when he tells her she can’t have anymore food since aggression=cannibalism

[sunflowershark]

“broken builds” this. “use the orb” that. you fools. the true best strategy to beat honour mode is to encourage safer and smarter decisions throughout your adventure by roleplaying as none other than faerun’s central authority on occupational safety and workplace accident prevention legislation

[hamletthedane]

Still laughing at Brian May offhandedly writing the greatest understatement in the history of academia in his astrophysics doctoral dissertation:

Ah, yes - “various pressures.” Like being one of the greatest guitarists ever and playing/writing/singing for the most legendary rock band of all time.

Those various pressures.

[fincherly]

my gf was looking through wesker's wiki page (as you do) and sent me this

and i lost my shit bc it just seems like they're looking at him like girls look at a weird bug

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

[lilislegacy]

honestly the sneakiest and most impressive thing percy’s ever done is convince an entire fandom that he’s dumb

[heartorbit]

catch us if you can! ☆

[satoriberry]

noticed a really fun detail. when hobie says "i'm not a role model", we get two photos of him and one of them is him flipping the bird at the camera and it's censored by a bird stamp. but what's funnier is that the stamp is upside down, cause y'know, he's flipping the bird. this movie just gets better and better ngl

[bishy437]

inuyasha-esque AU where moshang travel back & forth between worlds bc im stupid like that 🥴

[craitluke]

it’s thinking about anakin and luke hours

[luna-loveboop]

I find it funny that Wild, who has basically a couple years ish of full life experience, comes up with the most insane theories for everything

He assumed that the only other explanation to Four being able to split in Four was. That he was quadruplets who'd been hiding this whole time???

Also apparently he believed that his wolf companion Twilight in botw was a diety (and felt very uhh shocked upon finding out that he was not)

Malon made things worse, telling him about her aliens theory

What's even FUNNIER is that every time Wild expresses any sort of confusion at magic stuff that he's never seen before, everyone else in the chain acts like it's crazy for him to be weirded out by it

Honestly maybe Wild's the only one with his head on straight, rather than everyone else who are just like 'it's magic bro' like no he's right this is weird

I appreciate this because it's very considerate of the fact that he woke up with no memories not too long ago, so he doesn't have much experience to explain the stuff that's 'normal' for the chain. Plus the explanations he comes up with are funny.

:)

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Art and comic and adorable character by Jojo @linkeduniverse au :D

[eggsdrawings]

the shared crush crisis

part two!!

[psychicpinenut]

"Mightn't happen to have a piece of cheese about you, now? Would you boy?"

BLADE RUNNER 2049 (2017) dir. Denis Villeneuve

[no-brain-just-akutagawa]

a new unexpected member of the Aya protection squad

[ID: An edited Arlo meme. Instead of Rosa there's a smiling Fedya and instead of Arlo there's a screaming Aya. The text reads: "I've only had Aya for a sec and a half but if anything happened to her I would kill everyone in this world and then myself". End ID]

[aesthetic-bbyg]

“STOP TRYING TO FUCK THAT CLOWN”

WELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE ME🙄🙄

[neithrain]

daily reminder that dorian pavus is not only so skilled with magic that he helped create time travel with his mentor, but can also easily keep up with a literal elven god on the subject