#that last one tho

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Lovecraft meets Grimshaw series by Oliver Wetter

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[cuddles-with-dragons]

Even more shenanigans with Wolffe

Ahsoka: Where's Echo? Obi-Wan: Don't worry, I'll find them. Obi-Wan, shouting: Rex sucks! Echo, distantly: Captain Rex is the best person ever! Fuck you! Obi-Wan: Found them.

Obi-Wan, looking at their watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I’ve been insulted. Obi-Wan: It’s been about 5 seconds since I’ve been assaulted, but let’s not talk about that.

Echo: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait. Fives: You and me! Echo: *tearing up* Ok.

Ahsoka: This can’t get any worse. Can it? Fives: Sure it can - just give me a minute.

Ahsoka, pointing to Wolffe: What color is his armor? Echo: Gray and white. Fives: Grey and white. Ahsoka, turning to Anakin: Now tell them what color you think it is. Anakin: White and dark white.

Wolffe: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.

Computer: Please enter a password. Anakin: *types in Rex* Computer: Your password is too weak. Anakin: How fucking DARE YOU-

Anakin: What is the one thing I told you not to do? Fives: Burn the house down. Anakin: And what did you do? Fives: I made dinner. Anakin: Fives: Anakin: Fives: And burnt the house down.

Cody: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year. Wolffe: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues? Rex: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

Echo: Accidentally indulged in too much ‘free time’, turns out I’ve been reported missing for over a year and presumed dead by everyone. Also most of my friends are dead or missing.

[hopethisdsntawakenanythinginme]

Pedro Pascal being absolutely unhinged in WW84 is very special to me

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[icycoldninja]

Dmc incorrect quotes

Nero, tearing up the room: Where are they? Nero, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children? Nero: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.

Dante: Then either Sonic is a god or could kill god, and I do not care if there is a difference.

V: Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water? Nero: Because your toast would get soggy!

V: Let’s not Dante this into a worse situation than it already is. Dante: Did you just use my name as a verb?

Dante: Can you pass the salt? V: Can you pass away? Dante: Too much salt.

V: I drink to forget but I always remember. Nero: You're drinking orange juice.

Dante: I got an idea! V: Does it involve breaking the law? Dante: By now don’t you think that’s a given? V: I was just trying to be optimistic. Dante: Don’t bother.

Dante: I'm gonna nickname my child "Lil Bitch". Nero: I see you're passing on your name.

Nero: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. V: Wasn’t Dante with you? Dante: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Nero, Vergil, and Dante are playing poker. Dante is winning by a long shot. Nero: Aw, come on. Vergil: It’s not fair! He doesn't even know what we’re playing! Dante: Go Fish?

Nero, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume? Dante: grabs and chugs the entire bottle Dante: Dante: It's perfume.

Dante: What is wrong with you? Vergil: Many, many things… Vergil: And most of them are your fucking fault.

Dante: I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass. Nero: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL! Dante: …Your point?

Nero: I can be your partner for the next race. Vergil: Sorry, Nero. It's a sibling race. Dante: Maybe there's a contest for lonely children after this. Vergil: It's only children, Dante. A lonely child is what you're gonna be when I sell you!

Dante: They called me the B-word. Vergil: Motherfucker doesn’t start with ‘b’.

Nero: If you’re going to suggest I try dropping twenty feet down a pitch dark tower in the hope of hitting a couple of greasy little steps which might not even still be there, you can forget it. Vergil: There is an alternative, then. Nero: Out with it. Vergil: You could drop five hundred feet down a pitch black tower and hit stones which certainly are there.

Vergil: If there’s one thing I learned from Dante, it’s to set people’s expectations real low, so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.

Nero, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?! Vergil, standing in front of Nero: bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen Nero, crying: Please…stop…

[guardian-angle22]

911 Lone Star | Paul Strickland & Asha Fulton at the Tarlos Wedding

[earthfluuke]

Uea + 🇯🇵 BED FRIEND (2023)

[ihavethedreamies]

S.Coups Appreciation Post #1/??

itsawhitefreackingshirtwhyisitsohot

[astraskylark]

Preview screenshots for Episode 8

[bearlytolerant]

[link-sans-specs]

A little extra sans specs, as a treat. 🥰

Mythical Society

Bonus Round: Is Expensive Packaged Food Better?

[cuddles-with-dragons]

EVEN MORE SHENANIGANS

Fives, with his hands cupped over each other: I found a cool spider! Crosshair: Oh? Lemme see! Fives, opening his hands to see nothing there: …hm. Hunter: …where’s the spider. Fives: *looks troubled and stares at their hands* Crosshair: Oh no. Hunter: FIVES, WHERE’S THE SPIDER?!

Crosshair: Where have you been all day? Fives: Oh, just dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.

Crosshair: *looks over Tech’s shoulder at their laptop* What the fuck? Tech: *slams screen shut* It’s just research! For something I’m writing about! I swear that’s it! Crosshair: Why the hell would that involve the breeding habits of frogs? Tech: It’s not just “frogs”, it’s the Surinam Toad. And it’s not “breeding habits”, it’s how they raise their young. This is important information my audience needs to know! Crosshair: That doesn’t change the fact this is for one line in a fanfiction. Tech, offendedly: You don’t know that! Crosshair: I hear no denial.

Wrecker: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Fives will and will not eat. Echo: Grass? Yes! Wrecker: Moss? Yes!! Echo: Leaves? Ohh, yes! Wrecker: Shoelaces? Strange but true! Echo: Worms? Sometimes! Wrecker: Rocks? Usually nah. Echo: Twigs? Usually! Wrecker: Tech's cooking? Inconclusive! Hunter: How did you… test this? Wrecker: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if he eats it, he eats it. Hunter: ... I don’t know how to feel about this. Tech: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?!

Fives: Who wants to make fifty credits? Wrecker: How? Fives: I need someone to take the fall. Wrecker: What did you do? Fives: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked. Crosshair, from the other room: Fucking hell. Fives: ... Crosshair: FUCKING HELL! Wrecker: Make it a hundred. Fives: Deal.

Hunter: What’s something you guys are better than Crosshair at? Tech: Mario Kart. Echo: Yeah, video games. Fives: Emotional vulnerability.

Crosshair: You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you. Fives: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Crosshair: Absolutely not.

Hunter: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?

Crosshair: To everyone who has treated me poorly: I am sexier than you.

[mysterygrl20]

January 31, 2024 | NuNew | Marie Claire Korea's February Issue

[dirty-bosmer]

Lucien's r/relationship_advice posts:

Girlfriend (21 F) suddenly acting like a different person. When I (40 M) confront her she plays dumb.

Been feeling really sick lately. I (40M) think my girlfriend (21F) has been poisoning me.

Found letter suggesting my girlfriend has been consorting with a Daedric Prince. Should I be worried? M40 F21 1 year together

Update: My girlfriend (timeless immortal being) is trying to kill me (M 40)

ajfshfklhgj stop trying to make me feel bad for him

[davidcxrenswet]

[summerinohio]

2.10 Farewell

[missmitchieg]

The evolution of Julie's comebacks to Carrie