#that shit is my jam man

[hanaaria]

the worst thing about watching campaign 2 is that i'm slowly getting closer and closer to ep 26 AND I KNOW WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS IN IT AND I KNOW I'M GONNA CRY SOOOO HARD

[cloudcountry]

happy 1k!!! 💚 would you be willing to do malleus and flowers? go crazy!

thank you!! <3 i'll go crazy just like he will C;

MALLEUS DRACONIA + FLOWERS (1k event details)

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“Nyehh!” Grim wails, slamming the front door shut with a bang.

You jump, whipping around to see the cat monster clutching his nose as though someone had punched him.

“Grim? What happened?” you ask, rushing over to your companion.

Grim lets you scoop him up into his arms, whining about something about flowers and pollen before he lets out the most earth shattering sneeze you’ve ever heard. You set him down and he bolts away from the door as fast as his little legs will carry him.

You turn towards the door, curious about what could be on the other side as you reach for the doorknob.

It opens.

You gasp, hands shooting up to cover your gaping mouth.

There are mountains and mountains of flowers on Ramshackle’s front porch, all of varying sizes and shapes and colors. There must be at least fifty bouquets that you can see in the entryway alone, all tied together with shimmering ribbons lined with gold.

Who did this?!

You step out onto the porch to examine the bouquets more closely, and something crunches under your foot. You flinch and jump back, hoping you didn’t step on another beautiful bouquet, but when you look down you find it's only a letter. You pick it up and gently tear open the envelope, unfolding the creamy white paper you find inside. The letter is written in a swirling handwriting written in dark green ink.

Dear Child of Man,

I heard that you like flowers. I hope these bouquets are satisfactory. If you ever require anything, please lean on me.

M. D.

Straight to the point, but so adorably foolish. You can’t help the bubbly laughter that escapes you—only Malleus would take a small piece of information about you so far.

[shehsart]

LoV if they met a little earlier.

THEY'RE HER BIG BROTHERS.

[rennyrose]

this is SO random... but Mr. Brightside by The Killers as a 80s AU song for Meryl as she watches Razlo just.... do whatever he wants and she tries not to think about it and says it doesn't bother her when it really does.... 👀

I’m not sure how you managed to guess the vibe perfectly based on one silly scribble but you got it

I think the song “Jealous” by Chromeo also fits good with that

[winepresswrath]

please ms midorikawa drop the extra anecdote please please please. also yes the contrast is interesting! it's impossible not to feel for Matoba when he's out there making his little overtures even if he is a real dick about yokai and defaults to presenting as self-interested and calculating (different problems). it is so fun and juicy to me that as Natori became more of a friend/ally/person-who-sometimes-needs-protection midorikawa was like ok we need a new shady older man trying to lure natsume onto team terrible exorcist. for the narrative. and he should be somewhere in the neighborhood of the natori to natori's natsume and the darcy to natori's elizabeth. also for the narrative.

[red-omega]

Aight let's check out how many songs I've collected for my fic series, surely it's not too much-

[semidecentpoet]

I think “Art Is for Amateurs” by Jam Mechanics, featuring Bug Hunter and the Narcissist Cookbook, might be replacing “Ghost Stories” by the Narcissist Cookbook as my favorite song and I Don’t Know How To Feel Ab That

[sequentialprophet]

The Dark Order really said we’re gonna step for you even when you don’t deserve it.

[wander-wren]

it’s 5am i have not slept i have a hot take

i see antis argue sometimes that you CAN portray “problematic” things in fiction, as long as you show they’re bad/don’t romanticize them.

first of all that’s super subjective. second of all.

have you ever read major character death. have you ever read hurt no comfort. have you ever read, like, mindbreak.

i’ve never seen anyone complain about a fic that is graphic torture and nothing else, or like, a mental health ventfic with a dark ending. and i think about that quite often, the different standard we have for sex.

yknow? it applies in other contexts too. have you ever noticed that when people argue fanfiction is a lesser form of writing or otherwise bad, they always bring up sex? “the odyssey vs your 200k destiel omegaverse mpreg” “the great gatsby vs your slowburn stucky hs au where the climax is a full chapter of smut”

it’s a trend i noticed. it exists outside of fanfic too! original fiction circles have this whole thing about not including sex scenes bc The Plot, or dismissing erotica as a less serious, or maybe just lesser, form of literature?

and maybe, just maybe, that’s bad. to some degree i think we put sex on too high of a pedestal. it’s just a thing people do. and, i dunno, i write a lot of angst and whump and what-have-you. i like exploring trauma and recovery, it’s literally a thread somewhere in 90% of what i write. maybe all of it, in some small capacity. i don’t have encyclopedic knowledge of my own work.

so i’m not directly affected by this, but i do think it’s hypocritical, and i do think it’s strange to impose limits. you can create, but only within these boundaries, defined arbitrarily by me. like, okay jan. sure.

[andy-clutterbuck]

[revivify-inn]

Man I was setting record times for getting the morning spreadsheets completed

Then I started thinking about the pottery coming out of the kiln today

And focus 100% gone

[eclarinet]

same soup... different day

[madegeeky]

Epic Free Game (til 27 Dec 2023, 10am ct)

Human Resource Machine is a puzzle game for nerds. In each level, your boss gives you a job. Automate it by programming your little office worker. If you succeed, you'll be promoted up to the next level for another year of work in the vast office building.

[freckliedan]

need to hear dnp’s opinions on the drag race finale right neow

wishing you a very hearing those opinions anon but unfortch i must come out as completely drag race apathetic. i'm head over heels for all my local queens & kings from before i moved though & desperately hoping to figure out where to find a similar niche in [new city]. i miss going to drag shows :(

save me hank van dickerson save me golden delicious save me ivanna kishakok save me doctor feel good save me scarlett crypt save me glen coco.....

[taylorhawkins]

Taylor Hawkins + Matt Cameron are the Nighttime Boogie Association ❤️

(their voices together = HEAVENLY)

[cowvboyenema]

fuuuuck im glad im not doing tv shows anymore being at such constants with the public if i fuck up a character direction its not a one and done anymore i have to deal with that shit for the rest of the season that shits too fucking stressful