#that yall can buy into and not be considered an ass

[shieldofmen]

Full offense but watching you guys debate over wether or not Jon deserves to be abused for being a bastard is exactly why people cant stand your favs fan base.

[gonnalosemydougdimmadomedamnmind]

It's literally impossible to read bat fanfiction because it's all based off those ridiculous fanon tropes that spread like crazy and people take as fucking biblical!!!!! Dick was never a jerk to Jason when he was Robin- they got along because Dick is mature as hell and in one retelling- Jason was a jerk to him!! And when he came back as Red Hood he had literally not a single damn reason to treat Dick like shit! Not a damn one! But he did, didn't he? Cause he's the fucking asshole! How dare you make Dick grovel towards that bastard! Dick has only ever tried to help him! Reached out during his Batman run, over and over! Also- Dick never put Jason in Arkham with Joker just a few cells down???? What the fuck! The Joker and all those other fuckers had been broken out of Arkham by Black Mask already for like the whole run??? Jason went to Arkham after losing to Dick, and Gordon put him in there because One he fucking deserved it, Two the literal circumstances?? And at that point!! Arkham was fucking rehabilitated itself!! By Dick!!! Because Bruce had him go undercover there for real, and Dick was actually tortured there before he got out!! So Dick put in the work to get that shit in order to actually help people!!

Dick never chose Damian over Tim- Tim refused to engage with him over his grief, shut him out, and left of his own devices! He never told Dick his suspicions on why Bruce was alive, never! And Tim is not the one to bring Bruce back either, there's a whole team at that point! Dick learns Bruce is alive through tossing his 'dead' body into a pit and the body comes to life as a zombie. Tim didn't tell him shit! Tim is also not a little crybaby- Damian cutting his line was a fucking blip on the page, he was momentarily shocked, that was it! He put Damian on his Hit List, which is why Damian cut his line. And his first attempt at "murder" is just pushing Tim off the dinosaur statue in the cave, he didn't go all assassin on him! Also Dick wasn't even there the first incident and wasn't told about the second incident. Alfred is the one who gave Damian Robin and Dick accepted him because he saw that Damian needed help! He needed guidance! He didn't fucking fire Tim the way Bruce fired him, and fuck all of you for thinking that Tim or Jason or fucking anyone has more right over Robin than Dick Fucking Grayson! He tried to promote Tim and Tim walked off. How dare yall make Dick fucking grovel towards that bastard!!!

Jason did try to kill all three of them!! Why does everyone just gloss over that like what the fuck??? Why does he get a pass for every shitty thing he's done??? "Bad writing" stfu this is the same dude that without hesitation kills random criminals, people who deal drugs, do you know how many random ass people deal drugs??? Jason doesn't give a single shit about being his own type of hero or saving Gotham his own way, nor do the people think of him as their savior!! Are you people fucking delusional?? I saw a post that said citizens would trust Jason over CASS and I cannot Believe the hallucinations yall are seeing???

It is literally downright impossible to find fics about Dick or Damian or Cass or fucking any of them that doesn't include these literal bullshit fanon takes!!! It's impossible!!! This fandom sucks!!!! You don't even need to go buy the comics, all these popular takes have been debunked right here on tumblr!!!! Also Dick can do literally everything!! He's hypercompetent as hell, die mad about it!! Jason doesn't like Wonder Woman???? Where the fuck did that come from??? Wayne Family Adventures is not real!!! Those people could not BE more out of character!!! Look at Bruce for crying out loud!!! Yall know that man ain't act like that!

Edit: leaving this here in case anyone wonders what my hot take is towards this question I was asked: "have you considered tho, that fanon is more fun..."

Well of course fanon is more fun if you're a fan of Jason or Tim. Fanon actively caters towards those two pasty white boys. Fanon actively shits on Dick and Damian though. And for Dick? He literally never did that shit! It is all made up! It's literal character assassination?? But by the fans?? And for Damian? He was 10!!! He grew up as an assassin! He was actively trying to grow with Dick's help! How can yall see him as the bad guy?? And not the literal bad guy, (Jason), and the 17 teen year old who literally fought him back btw, (Tim), like old boy did not act victimized the way you people portray. And Jesus for Cass? Cass is just a prop in fanon. So what exactly about this should be fun to me? Like seriously.

[lemmetreatya]

IT WAS YOU THAT GOT ME OBSESSED WITH NERD ONY 😀 now all I can think and is him slowly fucking you while yall both study or reading him a book you BEGGED him to buy while he goes down on you 🥸he helped you get all yo college credits 😫 and although he doesn't normally go to parties he'll go if you ask him nicely (give him head) 😶‍🌫️oh Lord this man has a choke hold on me frl 😔

baby i haven’t written anything for you lot in a minute but this just pulled me outta that slump 🤤🤤🤤 HERE YOU GOOOO

PART 1

content: afab!reader, smut, public sex, exhibitionism, oral sex, cunnilingus, blowjob, pet names

ever since the first time you and nerd!onyankopon shared sexual intimacy, almost every experience from then on was far more daring than the first. not only had it brought the both of you closer to each other but it pushed you both to explore more of your sexualities.

“if you just put the blanket over your lap, no one will know.” nerd!onyankopon mumbles. 

a moan, masked as a groan left your throat. 

not only were you trying to control your breathing but you were aiming to not looked as blissed out as you actually were. it didn’t help that you currently had nerd!onyankopon’s dick wedged deep inside of your pussy and just about kissing your cervix — all whilst being within the public park a 2 minutes walk away from your university. 

“ony, they’re so gonna know.” you whine. 

“they won’t, trust me.” 

nerd!onyankopon thrusts upwards with a scratchy sound from his throat. with one hand secure on your hip and the other trying to support himself from behind, he slowly starts to move inside of you. 

“s-shit, ony.” 

“mhm.” 

you dip your head forwards. 

“fuck, someones gonna know.” you whimper. 

you make a sorry attempt to tug the picnic blanket more over your lower halves but it all it does is cause your pencils and laptop to slide from your lap. 

in nervous haste, you bend forwards to try and collect the spilt items but nerd!onyankopon takes the opportunity as leverage to fuck into you more.

“onyyyyy…” you gasp. 

there’s no relenting from the man as he keeps a hand on your back to hold you in your place and uses that leverage to fuck upwards into your sopping cunt. the both of you moan in pleasurable lust as you fuck in haste. 

“ony, someones c-coming this way…”

“just gimme a minute, bae.” 

nerd!onyankopon thrusts start to get more needier and soon his languid pistons turn rabbit-like. not being able to take the speed, you let yourself be taken at nerd!onyankopon’s will all until you feel him still against the flush of your ass. 

“shiiiit.” he mutters softly, his forehead sweaty as he leans it forwards against the clothes on your back. 

with an annoyed groan, you try to reach forwards to finally pick up your fallen items. 

“tell me when you’re not gonna pull out next time.” 

“sorry, mamas.” he says — without an ounce of remorse in his voice. 

nerd!onyankopon loves when you ask him for gifts that act as study material. he finds it amusing considering he knows you’re only a learner through his encouragement. still yet, he never finds it in him to remind you of that. only encourage you. 

“come on, me dofo. you wanted this book so bad, what’s stopping you now, huh?” 

it was clear that nerd!onyankopon wanted to see you suffer in pleasure. it was also very clear that he wanted the exact opposite to what he was asking of you as he languidly suckled and ate at your wet cunt with determination. if it wasnt for the book in your hand, then you would have had your fingers craddling the back of his head or tugging at the sheets. 

“ony…i, i can’t—“

“please, baby.” he momentarily lifts his head to look at you, eyes hooded and sultry as he watched you from underneath his gaze. “im asking so nicely. wanna hear my baby’s voice.” 

nerd!onyankopon bends his head down to lick a long strip from the bottom of your cunt to the top. now you’re both letting out moans of pleasure. 

“please?” he coos again. 

your eyes can barely open properly to see what the text said, but if nerd!onyankopon said please, who were you to deny him what he wanted?

“w-w-we are…all…all antennae for…” you try and read.  

nerd!onyankopon is back to eating at your pussy so feverently but your mind is deluded in his pleasing that you can barely get any words out. your tongue wont let anything staple leave your mouth — only stutters of failed words. nerd!onyankopon deviously gathers a wad of spit in his mouth before spitting it into your gaping hole. as he leans back to work the white froth into your cunt with his fingers, nerd!onyankopon looks up at you with hooded eyes and glistening lips. 

“for what, baby? c’mon, i didnt tell you to stop.”

you arch your back in retaliation as small fluttery moans leave your mouth. you lull your head to the side in hopes of being able to read better. 

“f-for…crea…tive…thought— ony!”

it was no use; nerd!onyankopon’s fingers were digging so deep inside of you that all you could think about was your impending orgasm. 

“fuck, ony. im gonna cum all over your fucking faaaace.”

nerd!onyankopon only grins widely as he continues curving his fingers inside of you towards him. 

“i don’t remember that being what the book say?” he cheekily muses. 

nerd!onyankopon wasn’t easy to influence. he knew how to assert his ground and command the relationship. still, nerd!onyankopon was near enough smitten by you and would allow you to pretty much convince him to do anything within reason. 

“i dont wanna go.” 

nerd!onyankopon doesn’t look up from his laptop as he continues to type away at it. you on the other hand can only continue to whine loudly as you roll around on the sofa. 

“onyyyyy! it’ll be fuuuuun! i don’t wanna go unless you’re there.”

you give the man a pout but its one that he doesn’t see. nerd!onyankopon’s eyebrows are creased as he continues to concentrate on his work. 

“i hear it baby but you know how much i wanted to try and crack this python code. shits been giving me trouble for weeks and I think i’m finally close to breaking it.”

you don’t reply this time. all you do is give him a sad look. it takes nerd!onyankopon a few seconds to realise you were no longer saying anything and so when he does look up at you, his face changes. 

“i— nooo, baby. don’t give me them eyes.”

“then cooome!”

nerd!onyankopon still isn’t convinced and he gives you an apologetic face to prove so. sitting up onto your lap, you squint your eyes at him. 

“what if i gave you a bit of an incentive to go, hm?” 

nerd!onyankopon gives you a look, mirroring your expression. 

“what type of incentive?”

nerd!onyankopon groans loudly as your mouth moulds around his cock. with your head bopping up and down along his shaft, you use one of your hands to massage at his balls. 

“fuuuuck, just like that baby.” 

nerd!onyankopon isn’t usually a harsh man when it comes to sex but he can’t help but lay a massive hand to the back of your head which makes you gag. 

“mhm. yeah, that’s it. choke on that shit.” 

you continue to suck the man off, saliva and precum mixing as it dribbles down your chin. you moan over nerd!onyankopon’s cock as you look up at him through your lashes and its this sight that pushes him to the pinnacle. 

“baby, im close. shit, i-i-im real, real close.” 

small mutters of “fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuuuuck.” leaves nerd!onyankopon’s mouth as he holds no manners for releasing himself from your lips and squirting his seed over your face. 

a gasp leaves your throat at the explosion on your face and you have to jerk your head backwards in order not to be hit anywhere vital. 

as nerd!onyankopon comes down from his high, his chest heaves up and down. he can’t help but stare at you with a grin on his face. 

“shit…looks like im going to that party then.” 

[shaunamilfman]

Dating Lottienat

pre-crash headcanons

Lottie and you would definitely start hooking up in a fwb situation where you started messing around because both of you knew the other had feelings for Nat. it began as a getting over Nat by getting under someone else, but you guys ended up falling for each other as well and further complicated the situation. 

Nat walks in on y'all messing around one day and gets super jealous, so yall just decide to fuck about it. Nat would definitely assume she was just a hookup for the both of you and would avoid the two of you after instead of having to be emotionally vulnerable for even a second. 

you and lottie corner her in the locker room after practice one day and are all like “not even going to call us after?”/ “your child support payment is late 😒”. Nat's ass is so confused but is all for it after a quick conversation about how you guys feel about her. 

she just giddily follows the two of you around school for the next few days. she'd be ever so smug about it, but she'd also be super whipped for the both of yall. whenever she gets particularly insufferable Lottie just bats her eyelashes all like “could you get me a soda from the vending machine?” and Nat just 🏃💨

you and Lottie having competitions to see which one of you can embarrass Nat the quickest in public. Lottie for sure has absolutely no shame and would enjoy a good competition. Poor Nat suffers the consequences of your competitive streak though. Imagining Nat burying her head in your shoulder and blushing to her ears in embarrassment over something Lottie did in public. Lottie giving you a smug look in the background as she practically skips over to the two of you. 

you and Nat would spend a lot of time at Lottie's empty house. Both Lottie and Nat view home as a particularly stressful place, and they'd really blossom if given a safe place to actually consider home. Nat and Lottie both would really let their guards down if given consistent positive attention, which neither of them have ever really received before. 

it does not matter what position you fell asleep in, because you will not wake up that way. You're not sure if the two of them do it in their sleep, or if they purposely do it after the others have fallen asleep but you always wake up in the weirdest positions. Once you fell asleep spooning Lottie and woke up somehow spooning Nat. Neither you nor Lottie could figure out the logistics of that one, but Nat was surprisingly tight-lipped about it. 

After falling asleep laying fully on top of Nat and waking up with half your torso being pulled off of her by Lottie you tried to feign sleep to catch them in the act. Either it really was done unconsciously or they were smart enough to realize you were still awake, but you gave up trying to catch them after two nights of nothing. 

Lottie loves when you wear her clothes. T-shirts, pants, socks, doesn't matter as long as it belongs to her. Nat, on the other hand, is mostly apathetic to the whole thing. She's never been particularly possessive in that way. She does, however, go absolutely feral the first time she walks in and sees you fast asleep in nothing but her boxers and her nirvana t-shirt. There's something about that specific combination that just drives her wild. 

speaking of which, one of the biggest fights the three of you ever get in is when you and Lottie plot together to buy Nat's letterman. She's beyond angry when she finds out and yell about the two of you going behind her back, but really she's just embarrassed. She thinks the two of you buying the jacket for her is a negative reflection on her. The fight really only ends when you interrupt her to sheepishly admit that you and Lottie hadn't bought it with her in mind, and instead were planning split custody of it. She sputters in disbelief and she looks between the two of you and blushes all the way up to her ears. She goes bright red and shyly turns away every time the two of you see her for the next week. You do end up having a serious conversation about it, but you can't help but enjoy the way she hungrily watches you every time you wear it. 

Lottie has a love-hate relationship for when her parents call to cancel their visits with her. As a kid she always hated it and would be inconsolable for days; Not, of course, that she had anyone that would try to console her. Now she has pretty mixed feelings about the whole thing. She so desperately wants her parents to love her, but at the same time she knows now that that isn't what love should look like. She still cries sometimes when they cancel, but sometimes she doesn't. Everytime they call you and Nat are there to pick up the pieces. You bring her to bed with you and hold her between the two of you until she falls asleep, not letting go until you have to get ready for school the next morning. 

Nat and Lottie always get upset when your parents demand that you come home, though they're both too embarrassed to admit it. Still, you can't help but notice the intensity of their clinginess at school until your parents allow you to return. 

[thisismeracing]

https://www.tumblr.com/thisismeracing/737177411791257600/httpswwwtumblrcomthisismeracing7364627668739?source=share

bono!reader head-canons (pt. 4) (glad yall like this insanity)

constantly falls asleep w/out taking her earrings out. whether it be when taking a nap or falling asleep while working in bed those earrings are staying in. so mick has taken up the mantle of taking them out and putting them back in her jewelry box

had those glow in the dark stick on stars on her childhood bedroom ceiling and maybe she still does in her grown up bedroom that she shares with mick

gets a cartilage piercing on the ear that doesn't have her piercings dedicated to working for merc. and the jewelry that she puts in it is a small “47” stud that she got custom made. her piercings represent her biggest achievements in life and her being able to let herself be loved and be in love took a lot of work to get to, so it absolutely gets acknowledged in what she considers to be an achievement

calls james allison “allie” because when she says james she means vowles, and when james a. came to merc in 2017 she needed a way to differentiate the james’.

has an orange cat [purely based of this tt: https://www.tiktok.com/@mildwestsami/video/7136290369683131690] im leaning towards either diesel or luna for the name, but i can be persuaded into considering other ones. those are just the two that seem the most fitting atm

carries her cat like a baby and buys mini furniture for said baby

i think it would be funny if this cat was a stray that was roaming around a gp and she decided to adopt them after checking if they had a microchip and owners

steals micks hoodies/sweaters and they have a bartering system where if she wants one of mick’s newly purchased article of clothing she has to give him one of his old ones back to secure the new one. great economically for her, not so much for this boy

pulls mick in by his belt loops when she wants him close to her

loves being close enough to her lover that she can feel and hear the rhythms of his breathes

having her head resting on top of her papa’s chest where his heart is, listening to the beats of his heart will, without fail, soothe her. it started when she was a smol babe but just because she’s a grown up now doesn’t mean that it wont work

her team headset is covered in small stickers around the merc logo

ok so the jewelry she has in her first cartilage piercing she got for being hired at merc is this [https://www.etsy.com/listing/729980335/arrow-earringscartilage-earring-16g?click_key=198d47f7f1895e88c7eef3638427353c6eef89af%3A729980335&click_sum=65e3a9a5&ref=user_profile&pro=1&frs=1]

has a guest room just for her in certain team members houses [lew, the wolffs, james v,]

i could also see drivers having a room for her (seb, kimi, jense, nando)

constantly tries to persuade (poach) hannah schmitz from working at rb to merc

i could see her meshing well with oscar

her first australian gp she got gifted a small koala plush from one of the drivers (im leaning towards michael) and for the years following it’s been a tradition for all of the drivers who wanted to participate to nominate and vote who would get her a new plush to add to the collection. the only rules being it has to be a koala and it cant be one she has already gotten in years past. best believe there have been fights for the privilege of being the koala giver

[and with that i will end this segment of head-canons, yes i breached the second google doc page again i dont want to talk about it]

happy new year and i can't wait for the 2024 season to start so i will grace the inbox with more bon

(also yes i know this isnt in the usual bulleted list format that i usually do for these hcs but i dont have the patience to re-format this ask on my phone cause tumblr decided to delete my bullet points)

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omg yes to everything sagksjgksdjg I won't even add, just appreciate this whole ass headcanon <3

tiktok link (it says unavailable for me :/)

i think it would be funny if this cat was a stray that was roaming around a gp and she decided to adopt them after checking if they had a microchip and owners // like corinna did w a dog during the Brazilian gp *crying into my hands*

piercing link

*virtual hug* its perfect

[mo0dy-succubus]

Trick or Treat

Dom!miyeon

Subfem!reader

Scissors

Praising

The night was Halloween night. Of course you and the rest of the girls had to go out and party. People in scandalous costumes that are borderline consider lingerie, drinking creative drink, Halloween themed food, and of course candy.

You get done getting dressed.This year you decided to go without a couple Halloween costumes theme. You head down stairs waiting for your girlfriend miyeon. "Miyeon come on we have to for so we can meet up with others intime!" You say antsy so yiu can get to food in time.

Miyeon comes down stairs with a smile. "Sorry I just had to add a few touches to my outfit, how do I look?". You were automatically taken back by her outfit. She was dressed as a playboy bunny. You would call it sexy but that would be an extreme understatement.

"Y-you look amazing" you say feeling your heart skip a few beats. "I know I'm so pretty!, you look nice to baby" she says kissing your lips. Yall leave the house so you can go meet up with the others at the party. The whole way there you couldn't control yourself. Miyeon just looked so good in her outfit that you couldn't focus.

Even after you and all the members met up and entered the party you stayed close to her so you could keep looking at her. "You okay baby?" Miyeon ask suddenly. "Hm? Yeah! I'm fine why do you ask?". Miyeon laughs a bit "you've been staring off alot". You blush in embarrassment from the lack of attention "sorry I'm ok don't worry about me"

Miyeon smiles before kissing you, she goes back to partying with minnie and soyeon while you hang back to eat some food. You watch miyeon every moment you got. You danced and sang with her just so you could look at her beautiful face and body.

You held back this Halloween on drinking buy miyeon didn't. She seemed to be inlove with the Halloween themed booze this year. "Baby come dance with me!!" Miyeon says pulling you to the dance floor. You felt your face heat up when she grabs your hand.

You didn't know if it was the fact you were slightly tipsy, but miyeon was getting hotter by the second. The way her body was dancing against you. You rested your hands on her hips trying to move with her body. The way her body grinded against yours turned you on a lot.

You move you hips down her body touching her ass and squeezing it. She let's out a little squeek from the grip of your hands. Miyeon takes this hint pressing her body more against your. Miyeon looks up at you. "Hey um can we go home now" she says in a slightly lusty voice. "Yeah let's go" you say before she takes your hand leading you out of the party.

When you get home you automatically strip off yours and Miyeons costume. Miyeon let's put a gasp before crying out. "I need you so bad~". That was all you needed to hear before taking her to the bedroom.

You finish removing the rest of her clothes. You get between miyeons legs, you eyes on her like she's your prey. You use your fingers to spread her folds, getting a glimpse off her pink pussy, wet with anticipation.

You bring your head down and began to suck on her clit. You were so horny that you didn't even feel like teasing her and making her wait. "AhH~,  yeahHh~" miyeons moans her hands already tangle in your hair. You try to clean all over her pussy. Pleasing her outer pussy before pushing your tongue into her. "AH~!" Let's out a moan from the intrusion.

You felt miyeon take more control signing that she was about to reach her orgasm. Miyeon has been known to be sensitive and to not last long in bed but that didn't stop you. You replaced your tongue with your fingers, going at it against her weak spots. "C-cumming~!" Miyeon shouts before clamping down around your fingers letting her orgasm wash over her.

You pull your fingers out kissing miyeon. "Are you ok?" You ask. She nods a tired yes. "Let me know if it's to much" you say before moving your own body between her legs. You push your pussy against her. Your arousal dripping onto her a bit.

You lower yourself against her and begin scissoring her cunt. "You feel amazing" you breath out. The lewd whining and whimpering coming from miyeon from overstimulation encourages you to move fast. "Hah~, miyeon I love you so much~" you say letting out other praises and sayings as you start grinding down a bit harder against her.

Your body heats up when you feel your self reaching your climax. Before you could even announce your high your girlfriend was already reaching her second orgasm. Her body tensing up sends you over the edge. Your orgasms in sync with each other. You lay down beside miyeon, catching your breath.

"I love you too.." miyeon say pushing her hot body against you. You smile and kiss her head. You begin rubbing her back up and down to help her sleep as you both end the night together.

[loptrcoptr]

Lmao one of my friends is getting married in August so the friend group is planning trips etc. and my friend and her partner were thinking of flying into the us and then roadtripping from here (New Mexico) to LA, which I had volunteered to drive for and to take everyone to the Grand Canyon on the way, you know, all that jazz

So they are trying to buy tix from Heathrow to Denver and then not fly here but instead drive which is six hours and I’m kind of like… have yall ever driven for that long before, let alone on the wrong side of the road in a backwards car? Like my American ass did the 5 hour drive from London to wales once, first time doing the wrong car on the wrong side thing, and let me tell you I loooove long driving roadtrips and six hours is literally my preferred length of driving day but that 5 hours s u c k e d oh my god I was so scared the whole time, just white knuckling it the whole way.

They want to spend as many days in Colorado as possible, which is great and all, but still need to come here to meet me and, theoretically, take my truck to LA instead of a rental car. And I just know that if they drive all day to get here they won’t want to do anything the next day because they’ll be exhausted, so we won’t do anything fun and I won’t get to show them around and stuff and then we’ll get right back in the car for two more days. And I get a little irked when people don’t consider that there is, in fact, tourist stuff to do here. Honestly tourist stuff is the only stuff to do in this whole damn state, and where I am is just Colorado Adjacent™️, same damn landscape. but when I moved out here I thought it was gonna be like the Sahara or some shit, so I assume that’s what they’re thinking, and I don’t know how to make it clear to them that they should spend two days here if they intend to drive from Denver so they can see stuff, and if they tell me the kind of stuff they want to see, then I can plan accordingly. Because I think we’ll all be sad if they don’t get to spend any time here, because they’ll get here and go “oh wow it’s actually pretty, I would’ve liked to check it out” and idek? I don’t want to be pushy but may have to be like “listen if you bypass me because you think there’s nothing to do here I will be butthurt about it and feel like I missed out on sharing my new life with you” because I mean I’ve never been to Denver so maybe it’s awesome and they should just stay here but… don’t you want to come crash for free and let me chauffeur you around and go to ruins and tourist traps and national parks and go swimming in beautiful mountain streams and have a ride on my pony? I guess it’s one of those “I would love this, why don’t other people love this” kind of things

[vyntilador]

Give your moots a genshin valentine!! 💝

Spending Valentine's day with them ~

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Genre: Fluff

Characters: Zhongli, Childe, Thoma, Ayato (i still dk how to write for the girls 😔)

A/N: Yall lmk if u wanna add anyone else here

Also I'm prolly making a pt2 i wanna see how theyd confess on valentines lmao

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Zhongli

He's pretty old fashioned so I can see him taking you on walks on Yaoguang shoal for a quick swim or just playing in the sand.

He holds your hand in his giving it light squeezes every now and then, as a silent and subtle way of showing his adoration for you. He has his eyes trained on you as you look around the mesmerizing area withholding both of your memories together.

It's either he gets you on little picnics on Mt. Hulao or you walk through Liyue and admire the view and the people within it.

Midnight walks through Liyue was always something to look forward with him. The way the moonlight illuminates his figure was as usual, a sight to behold. The cute thing is that whenever you pass by a store that sells any Valentine's items (chocolates, flowers, etc.) he always stops by them and buys a few to give it just to you. (Make sure to remind him to bring his wallet tho unless u wanna lose money lmao)

Picnics at Mt. Hulao seem more likely honestly. He sits in the same spot he and his old friends used to.

You're both sat underneath a tree, talking over tea as you look over the surrounding area and admire the exquisite nature Liyue has to offer.

And as the day ends, Zhongli invites you over to Mt. Tianheng to watch the sunset.

You sat on the grass with his hand ontop of yours. You had your eyes on the mesmerizing view of the sky's hue turning from blue to orange just like his eyes as the sun hid and the moon rose. But the whole time, he had his eyes trained on you. Never letting the sweet moment come to waste as he smiles to himself and reminds himself to never ever leave your side until death do you apart.

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Childe

Literally look me in the eyes and tell me the mf won't go and rent a whole ass buffet restaurant for your valentine's date💀 No but starting off strong, he wakes you up with a surprise.

It was early in the morning while you were deep in slumber did you hear the silent creaking of the floor and as you flutter your eyes open, Tartaglia's face comes into view. His cheeks and nose rosy with the cold weather, he holds out a bouquet of flowers and greets you. As seconds pass, you could smell the delectable aroma of the breakfast he had ready downstairs. And by that point, you knew that this would be a long day.

He'd consider having picnics but he's pretty picky so he'd def take you out on a fancy date. (but if u rlly wanted, hed take you out on a picnic. Not in Snehznaya tho lmao)

Imagine if there are any malls in Snezhnaya(IDK HOW TO SPELL IT😭) and he takes you on a date there. Best expect that there's fancy shit there I mean, the harbingers are rich and shi I'd expect everyone else to be at least half of them idk y.

Walking through the halls of the mall with your arm intertwined with his. You kept your eyes trained forwards, avoiding contact with any and every store open but your ever so stubborn boyfriend scouts the mall as if he's looking for prey. The moment his eyes land on a store that sells exquisite clothing, next thing you know, by the blink of an eye, Tartaglia's arms are full of bags with clothing and shoes in them.

Going near dinner time, yeahh he'd go for a dinner date too. Yk 5 star eat all you can type of restaurant that's completely empty for some reason and is only housing you two. You can't rlly complain tho it's enjoyable.

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Thoma

He was debating wether to ask Ayato for a leave and go on a date with you or just give you flowers and chocolates then dip but the moment the siblings heard about it, he was immediately given a day off lmao

I can see him being kinda like Childe here but more toned down in a sense.

You slowly stir awake at the sound of your name getting called and as your eyes slowly open, you lay upon the perfect view of your sweet boyfriend with the prettiest smile ever known to man kind and the gentles eyes. He gives you a soft kiss on your forehead and tells you to get ready since he has breakfast ready downstairs and he leaves.

Around afternoon, he's taking you out on a walk around Inazuma City and giving Taroumaru a visit. You didn't know how long you spent feeding the adorable pup but it was pretty enjoyable and relaxing so you couldn't complain.

If he had the time, he'd definitely go visit Mondstadt with you and visit some old friends and hang out at different spots he used to relax in when he was there.

For dinner, he was supposed to have dinner with Ayato and Ayaka but they insisted that you two have a sweet moment together so he did!

Probably went to Ritou or stayed in Inazuma city to get dinner. He originally wanted to go to Ritou for the view but theres good stuff in Inazuma city.

Picnics around like behind the Kamisato Manor to watch over the sea while enjoying the moment together<3333

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A/N: Naww ik this was short asf but I swear I'm making more LMFAOO I'm just running out of ideas rn and yo girl has to study too😭😭😭

Also thought its abt time to like fix up my acc yk so for everyones info for now, i can (probably) write for Genshin, Twst, obey me, tears of themis, and like a long ass list of animes idk too many i forgot some

[arisatominakos]

hi friends its me farllee & this year has destroyed me, this month more so. misfortune hit so i need to make some cash. anyways why not commission ur ol' pal farllee for some quick n dirty sketch art ! yEAHH WOO !

head to my kofi shop & fill out the deets, for a small little thing its just ten buckaroos & for something a bit more detailed $25+. let me know which type of art you want, the character or a way to reach you thru tumblr ims if it's an oc to get a reference or whatever** ! if you don't want art, just say so & thank you for the donation ! i'd love to be able to continue to stay here n make silly things for yall but times are tough n my disabled ass can't work, but i can draw. && i could be drawing for you. if u are in the continental usa u can also consider to buy something off my mercari.

most of all just hit that reblog button bc a share helps in the absence of nothing my friends.

**no robots, furries debatable. no nsfw. terms & conditions: i will post finished watermarked pieces here on my tungles but i will send you the proper unwatermarked piece. not for commercial use, only private & personal. don't be weird. if you do not want a sketch pls make sure to say that in the donation but i will accept a rock fact if given. please expect at least a week turnaround !

[kenphobia]

Hello!! I saw that you also knew TWST, so I wanted to ask your opinion on what dorms do you think the WH characters would be sorted to, and why? (Do feel free to include your OCs too, just go all out!!)

SINCERELY, ME!

oooo i've been thinking abt it for some quite some time, but since there's not a lot of info abt the wh cast (or maybe im just too lazy to research and there's actually sufficient lore), most of these will probably be based on speculations and my personal headcanons!!

WALLY DARLING!

✦ starting with wally, I think he fits pomefiore. I mean— have you SEEN this man? He is beauty, he is grace and he will eat your face if you ever insult his hair. His name is Wally Darling for a reason, gotta look ready and pretty if you're a darling after all.

✦ He could also be in Diasomnia, perhaps? mfer eats with his eyes, i think that's powerful enough.

HOWDY PILLAR!

✦ I feel like Howdy would be in either Scarabia or Heartslabyul. Why Scarabia? Howdy is a shopkeeper so he's probably resourceful and knows the ways in business, he just seems like a pretty reliable and responsible guy.

✦ As for Heartslabyul, you cannot tell this mfer isn't Trey Clover but caterpillar. I may be wrong but he just gives me a lot of Trey Clover vibes so I feel the need to just— throw him into heartslabyul

POPPY PATRIDGE!

✦ Poppy would definitely be in Heartslabyul though. She's always worying and ruffling her feather for her friends, and she'd follow any rule if it meant keeping her friends safe. I have a little gut feeling that she can get a bit ... controlling at times due to her anxious mind but she means good.

SALLY STARLET!

✦ Sally, my sweet summer child, the one i kinned instantly on the spot... Octavinelle. I have no idea why?? but like, she's dramatic, she'd probably say "I'm only doing this because I'm so kind and benelovent ✨" AND LIKE?? I DON'T KNOW. I just think she'd get along with the leech twins? maybe give Azul a few more wrinkles here and there ...

✦ She could also be pomefiore too! Pomefiore is like a fancy dorm, she'd fit.

JULIE JOYFUL!

✦ Julie is a bit difficult for me hhhh.... i just have a gut feeling that she'd be scarabia. id love to say pomefiore but if wally and sally happened to be there, adding julie would just add the chaos.

✦ I got nothing for Julie except for scarabia. She's a fun little silly but she knows a thing or two about being resourceful. Her and Kalim would get into some trouble and Jamil has to take care both of their asses.

BARNABY B. BEAGLE!

✦ Heartslabyul. I won't explain any further other than this mfer would give Riddle a run for his money. And also because he might a stickler for rules in a way??? Like he wouldn't exactly enforce them on others, he'd follow them if it's convenient enough and if it will save his ass from getting handed to him.

FRANK FRANKLY!

✦ HEARTSLABYUL. This one??? No need for explanation, just— heartslabyul

✦ For some reason, I can see him being in Ignihyde too?? He's just ... emo to me. Like— any colorful top you wear won't fit your vibe, frank, you still havent gotten out of your emo phase.

EDDIE DEAR!

✦ Legit I have no idea what dorm will fit him other than ramshackle. He's the mc now!!! get off the stage, yuu

✦ tbh i would say heartslabyul again but so many of these btches are possibly heartslabyul and im too dumb to add more variety in the mix!!!

HOUSE!

✦ I mean— It is considered to be a neighbor, right??? but anyways, diasomnia because ... idk man, it's a talking house. it doesn't have much personality other than literally being wally's house and speaking fluently in onomatopoeia

JUNE WEBB! (oc)

✦ octavinelle, babey !!! she's a con artist, yknow??? thats why theyre an antagonist for a reason. they scam ppl into buying their shit and have the "but im so sweet and kind" act

✦ also because howdy in scarabia and june in octavinelle is like, jamil x azul ship trope. yes, i ship my ocs with canon characters and yall have no right to complain when youre on my blog that centered around x readers

JELLY ROLLSTONE! (oc)

✦ Ignihyde. Like??? do I need to explain, bestie? they're good with technology in a way and theyre as anti social as their peers. I based them off Idia, what makes you think they won't be in Ignihyde??

RAINE SWEETHEART! (oc)

✦ ramshackle because this btch is as plain as white american bread + she isn't exactly as fleshed out rn to be put in a proper dorm so yeah—

these might change once i get know the characters a bit more better in canon so ... yeah!!! i'm redesigning some of my ocs, especially raine so watch out for that!!

fun fact: i slept two times writing this and i ashamed

[pumpkinsy0]

Helo Pumkinsy0!!!

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I was wondering if i could get Pony + Curly headconnons? That's if you have not done it yet?

Like what if they accidentally find a child/baby abandoned and keep it?

What if they could get married?

If they could buy a house what house would the get? A mobile home , a little trailer, a big house, a small house etc?

I feel like they would be roommates in their collage that's if Curly is in jail like he always is? Lol

Oh and they child/baby they found what would the name bee?

Sorry for asking so much😭 And its fine if you don't like any ideas i put down! IM ALSO A BIG PURLY SHIPPER LIKE YOU! AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU COME UP WITH!

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TAKE YOUR TIME, THANK YOU!

of course i always have hcs!!!!

also im srry for not posting a lot im a sleepy guy w a bed what am i to do under these circumstances </333

ill just start w ur ideas first then dive into mine!!

•ALRIGHT ive always hc’d that at some point they just get a small apartment somewhere when ponys in college

•and theres this single mom thats like ALWAYS working and she haitian so she just always trust other haitians and she finds out curlys haitian and is like “can u PLEASE watch my kid” cause haitians just got that sense of community lol

•BUT YEA pony and curly just hang out w this kid whos mom us barely there and they get attached!!! curly n the kid speak creole doin whatever, playing dominoes or somethin while ponys off in college or makin food, sometimes he joins tho but mostly ponys just watching them from the corner of his eye while hes doin his hw

•SOMETIMES THO curly take the kid to his job (hes a fast food worker god bless his soul) the kid gets free food so they aint complaining

•as for the kids name???? their ACTUAL NAME is rené but the nickname curly and pony gave him was boukan bc this kid just burns every fucking thing in sight thats a lil arsonist if pony and curly have ever seen one

•curly and pony aren’t exactly close to rené’s mom, but she does pay curly and pony for their time, either that or just gives them food that she cooks as a thanks which is actually REALLY helpful considering ponys a broke ass college student and curlys a fast food worker, any and all food is welcomed

OK NOW FOR GENERAL HCS

•curly is always misspelling thing in text up to the point where it just looks like a while different language, pony just says hes fluent in curlynese🤞🏽🤞🏽

•curlys a caribbean MAN he loves those salty plantain chips and he got pony to like them too, however pony started liking the sweet ones more and curly was DISGUSTED w him, ole nasty bastard

•curlys left handed and ponys right handsd so that means pony and curly just always has a free hand and usually their using that hand to like touch each other (not in that way u NASTY i just mean like on the others back or leg or somethin)

•once pony and curly tried doing that milkshake double straw thing but curly liked the milkshake and just ended up taking ponys straw and drinking it for #doubleefficency

•what if i told yall that pony would draw him and curly like this typa art that was popular in like 1960s how would we feel bout that one

[mythicalmyles]

Am actually so fucking tired of ppl using social justice issues to be a pain in the fucking cock. If you support stop oil you can slurp on my nuts bc u rlly dont give a fuck. If you did. Instead of BLOCKING SICK AND POSSIBLY DYING PEOPLE. Your so stupid you will willingly protest on native land… for a company that has nothing to do with natives

You can

1 petition your government

2 hold an actual peaceful protest where you arent disturbing the rest of the world, like my wack ass who will get fired if im more then two fucking minutes late.

3 send 3 bills to the house of commons bc their actually only required to read the third fucking one you try and push thru.

4 actually talk to some scientists, pull ur fucking bootstraps up and stop complaining and stomping ur feet like children while doing FUCK ALL. Do you really think your making a difference when ur blocking off services that could literally save lives?

5 send requests to other governments

6 dont fill out a fucking copy and paste form they CAN AND WILL BLOCK THE FUCKING WORDS THAT ARE REPEATED.

7 heres my favourite fucking part, dont protest at clean energy places like where my fucking boyfriend works. He is actively truing to better the fucking environment what the fuck are you doing? Really? You think dashing a bit of paint off a treasured painting will get you the attention you are so CLEARLY desperate for? Who are you angering besides the people who enjoy those art works? Their not on ur side. Working class isnt on ur side bc ur literally putting our fucking livelyhood at risk.

But no your gonna continue stomping them feet, begging to be heard while doing absolutely FUCK ALL to deserve being heard.

Bunch of pussies man.

And before the “what are you doing?” i recycle, i grow my own food, i sew my own clothes back together before considering buying anything fucking new, 90% of the time im in a dark fucking room w no lights or fuck all on. I actually send emails to the gov(again which are ignored just like yalls are being ignored)

And yet its people like me whos fucking way you stupid cunts are getting in

[akucat]

❥ request: Hello! Hope you're doing well :)Since you have Akutagawa brainrot, consider;HC about him having rival relationship with Reader, while still being lovers!! <3Just having so many contests 'who completes mission first', 'who can get there first', while still being lovers with him, and taking care so he doesn't take it too far!!Take care!! (人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ+

❥ note: thank u so much for the aku request anon i was so excited to write this 😸😸 

❥ pairings: akutagawa x reader

YES YES he would 100% be like this in a relationship, everything will be a competition

literally the way you first caught his attention; you were partnered with him for the first time and said “whoever takes them down first is the better partner!!!” and he was ON. he is taking this soo seriously

it becomes a little game between the two of you and definitely helps to get jobs done faster

if you ever complain about having to do a solo mission he’ll say something like “i bet i’d finish the job before you” and your off ur ass right away 😭

you think he just does it to be an ass, because really aku gets such a thrill out of beating u in these contests 😭 but secretly he knows it’ll help motivate you to work

and of course if you’re partnered together shit is ON!! 

it’s literally gone to the point where you’ve had to bribe chuuya with drinks after work for knowledge about whichever enemy ur up against because that day in particular you were NOT losing to aku

as much as aku adores the silly rivalry, he will never let anyone know, everyone just assumes he enjoys tormenting his significant other with ridiculous contests which you start more than half the time anyways

so you can imagine his horror when chuuya says to him one day “hey ur partner must rly enjoy those contests, said they wanted to win so they wouldn’t hear you boasting about it all night”

his face went RED from both embarrassment and ohmygod my partner talks about me to other people

he was FLUSTEREDDD 

so many mafioso knew about the contests that people started betting on who would win whenever word was out that yall had a job together

akutagawa hated it but you knew he was secretly proud at all the people going around bragging ab his win 😭

also... he’s literally so obsessed with beating you that you can make a contest out of ANYTHING and he’ll follow through with it

“bet i can open the pickle jar first” and he’s off his ass opening it for you

when he realises that u just used him to open the damn jar he’s so hurt LMFAO

because of this you’ve also realised that you can use it to force him to rest

if you see him bent over his paperwork past midnight just say “ryu whoever goes to sleep last owes the other a coffee tomorrow” and hes UP 

little do you know he doesnt do all this because of the rivalry, he knows that you’re just trying to get him to take care of himself and he rly appreciates it, so if it makes you happy he’ll go to sleep early AND make you buy him a coffee in the morning

[ncityavenue]

[10:30am ]

During lunch time, You're sitting with your friends; Mark,Johnny,Taeyong,and Doyoung. You picked at the food as you listened in on your friends conversations jumping in any means necessary.

" wasn't yuta suppose to come today?" Taeyong questioned, making the table go silent.

"Taeyong, you're not suppose to speak of that man infront of you know who.." Johnny marveled, you perk up trying to understand what Johnny was trying to get at.

"What are you saying Mr. Suh?" You interrogated raising a eyebrow, Johnny eyed you giving a "You know exactly what I'm saying" look.

" Y'all just cause Yuta and I have a project to do together doesn't mean that I like him. I wasn't planning on picking him as my partner, the teacher insisted,actually,considering that your friend unfortunately is failing health." You defended.

Before anyone could say anything Mark raised his head looking above you looking at the double doors, "Yuta really is a liar..."

You turned around as well as the boys to see Yuta walk through the doors and immediately to your table, you squeal nearly falling off the bench.

"YOOO! what you doing here? I thought you wasn't showing up" Johnny says as he daps Yuta.

" I wasn't, but then I remembered I had a project to do with a special someone." Yuta smiles, your head was down pretending to be as invisible as possible.

"He can see you Y/n," Doyoung whispers to you.

Yuta sits next to Mark, making him move over so he's right infront of you. "Hello partner." He smiles.

Damn, why did your partner for you health project need to be so fine? why was he being so nice to you? Why did his ass need to show up so late?

"Hi..." You make your lips turn into a straight line trying not to make no eye contact with the blonde man infront of you.

Doyoung presses the back of his hand to your cheek immediately jerking it away, "Their face is so hot!"

"Doyoung i will fucking end your shit right now do not test me." You piped up, Yuta chuckled at your feisty words.

Doyoung rubs his arms making a chatter sound with his teeth, "Shiver me timbers!"

You grabbed his ear aggressively bringing it closer to your mouth, " do you want me to tell Taeyong that you used his card to buy your Sneaky link a 12 inch dildo and a vibrator?"

"HE WHAT???" Taeyong yelped, Doyoung's face turned bright pink.

"Oh that's kinda weird of you..." Mark judged looking at the black haired boy up and down.

"Shut up mark, as if you—"

"OKAYYYYYYY!"

"Uhm- anyways, y/n when should we start on the project?" Yuta questions giving you pleasant smile.

"WAIT- YALL HAVEN'T STARTED THE PROJECT?" Johnny gasped, your eyes widen looking at yuta who's face was just as smiley as he was when he came in.

"What the fuck have yall been doing for 2 weeks then?" Taeyong interrogates.

"Uhm..."

"We've been preparing our tools we need for the project." Yuta covers up.

Yes, what have yall been doing for 2 weeks? Well, Last Thursday You and Yuta decided to binge watch horror movies instead of actually getting to work.

"Tools? For a school project? Sure I'm not buying that." Mark raised an eyebrow.

"Not actual tools you stupid fuck." Yuta spat making mark mouth 'oh.

"For some reason, that explanation doesn't sit right with me at all. What have y'all really been doing? We won't judge." Johnny states.

"Wait are you guys thinking we're fucking? Cause that's not the case at all." Yuta squints at the three curious men.

"Plus, I would've been told yall that I was fucking someone though I wouldn't give the name." You backed up.

Taeyong scratched his head,"Yeah, well, with Yuta being Yuta I don't think he would keep it a secret if y'all were doing it "

You look at Yuta who currently was fidgeting in his seat with pink tinted cheeks, "..Let's get to another topic please." Yuta announced.

"Awh is yuta shy now?" Johnny mocks.

"Hmm, yuta I don't really like the energy this table is giving maybe we should go to the library?" You suggested.

"Yeah I agree, let's do that." Yuta says raising himself off the seat, you give a passive aggressive smile to the rest of your friends grabbing Yuta's hand.

All you heard was a loud "awh!" Coming from the table you were previously sitting at.

[luvkennabearr]

you don’t know what i’m doing …

who i’m happy with.

what i’m doing with my life & my recovery. im just so happy 2 be out of your guys lives. yall so bored, you’re type of fun is trying to hurt my feelings over a man who isn’t even worth my time. i’ve moved on, im happy, im sober, im living my life how i should have been when i was stuck trying to figure out if his lil leprechaun ass was worth it. he can tell you this n that to try to make you feel better, like he didn’t give a fuck about me, but I have so much proof to show you he loved me just as much as you think he loves you. maybe he even loved me more but for reasons you don’t know , it went how it went 💗 now I’m done with this social media shit y’all have my number y’all know my address pull up and do something about it if you’re really that pressed otherwise leave me the fuck alone. have fun fighting, getting cheated on, beaten on, ( Oh & guess what he never put his hands on me, and not one time ) made to feel less than the woman you are, you’re so much more than you’re putting on, but do you want the whole world to think you’re happily in love, while he’s hitting up women to fuck because you guys are arguing and he wants to make you mad, what kind of love is that? Nothing I want part of, not the love I want. y’all can keep guessing and assuming about what’s going on in my life to make yourself feel better, but you have no idea how far I’ve come since I haven’t had that piece of shit in my life. im happy with who am & wouldn’t want to be anyone else. no offense. Good luck. I wish you the best although I don’t think the best will be that good considering you’re with him, I hope one day you’ll get over your obsession of wanting him to love you how you love him but sometimes you gotta grow up and realize life doesn’t go how you want. because trust me, I loved him with my whole heart, I would have done anything for him & did, I helped him when he needed help, held him when he was crying, gave him body massages every night to help him sleep, supported him, and anything he wanted to do, took care of both of us financially , was going to buy us a car, use my last $$ to bail him out, that man would be lucky to have me & he knows it. i’ve spent sooo much $$ on him. u wouldn’t even believe.. the convos we had , the days we spent , the connection we had, he can say whatever he wants now to make you feel better but you don’t live w, spend almost everyday for a year with someone you can’t stand 🙃 i do feel dumb bc of a lot of things but that’s for us to discuss & not for the internetc cuz im DONE with this internet shit. it doesn’t bug me, it doesn’t pull me down, it disappoints me … I’m not even gonna keep going, because I don’t wanna hurt your feelings or make you feel someway. But I did love him with my whole heart and do you want to be with somebody who treats women the way he treated me after all I did for him? If he did it to me, there’s no doubt my mind that he wouldn’t do it to you. & matter of fact, he already already has.

-makenna 💜

P S. I know money isnt everything. I know money is just a piece of paper. I know it doesn’t prove or show how good you’re doing in life mentally but I just wanted to show you guys I’m not broke, I do have shit and I am happy, that’s all I’m gonna say because I’m not gonna waste my breath or tell you everything I got going on in my life because that’s my business and I’d like to keep it that way, a bunch of losers who have nothing better to do but try to make somebody upset because their heart was broken by somebody they truly loved. As of this moment I am done. I am done with the bullshit. I am done with the disrespect. I am done with the games and I wish you would do the same and see how much different and happier your life would be and that’s coming from somebody who used to be your best friend, not a hater, not somebody who wants to be you, not somebody who wants to be like you, but somebody who will always have love for you because of all the memories we’ve shared . That’s it, that’s all. like I said, you know my address, you have my number, if you really want to do something pull up or call me. 😄 otherwise stop posting shit to try to piss me off because it’s not working, you look stupid you look bored you look desperate you look pathetic you look crazy and you look like you’re trying to prove you’re in love when everybody knows it’s a joke you’re not in love, you just can’t be alone. kissesssss . 😽😽😽 internet shit for the youngins, im done engaging .. deal w me in person.

STOP TRYING TO COMPARE YOUR LIFE TO MINE, YOU AINT SPENT ENOUGH. 🤷🏼‍♀️🫠🗣️

[daaydreamy]

my sister’s boyfriend quit his job out of nowhere after a week of calling off so now they’re super poor bc she has to pay all the bills and for all the groceries 😋 and it’s had her really stressed out and yesterday she came to visit bc he went to hang out with his friends and she couldn’t afford to get herself something for dinner so she came here to eat with us 😐 lemme repeat SHE HAD TO COME UP HERE TO EAT BC HE LEFT TO GO HANG OUT WITH HIS FRIENDS…..if my boyfriend quit his job out of nowhere and suddenly made us poor as a result and then went to hang out with his friends without considering that i’ll have nothing to eat…..he’d be homeless like are u serious‼️ (not that i’m bothered by her coming to visit or having dinner with us it’s WHY she had to) and she said she doesn’t know what he has saved in his bank account and she’s afraid to ask him but when i asked why she would be afraid she didn’t answer me 🤨 and then later we were at lunch and she got us all chopsticks but when my mom sat down she had already gotten herself some so my sister said sorry and my mom was like “why would u apologize for getting something for me” and she said “idk i always apologize for stuff” and my mom and i both said “well u didn’t used to” and she said “i think i learned that from being with josh (her ex)” but i could tell that me and my mom were both thinking “no it’s definitely from being with ryan” but we didn’t say anything out loud. and my mom said her and my dad will try to help with money when they can and my sister said something like “i know he won’t like that” or something about not letting him know that they’re giving her money and i was just sitting there like….it’s his fault y’all don’t have enough money to live?? i don’t really think he gets to complain 😐 AND it’s especially irritating bc months ago (i think i told u this before but maybe not) my sister called my mom spiraling bc she thought he was gonna break up with her bc she got an email for her student loan provider that she maxed out her loan and he was upset that she has all that debt THAT SHE HAD SINCE BEFORE THEY GOT TOGETHER LIKE HE BEEN KNEW ABOUT IT and he was like “how are we supposed to have a future and buy a house eventually if u have all this debt” WELL SIR HOW ARE YALL SUPPOSED TO DO ALL OF THAT IF U QUIT UR JOB AND MAKE MY SISTER PAY FOR EVERYTHING⁉️ and my sister does not realize how ridiculous that is and when she does see it she brushes it off and i just wanna grab her by the shoulders and shake some sense into her 😔

so yea next time i see him he better not try to play nice with me cuz we have beef sir i’m bout to start hurtin some feelings 🤨

THIS IS SO CRAZYYYYYY LIKE WHAT 😭😭😭😭😭 the way she had to go over to you guys bc she couldn’t afford to eat while he was w friends… ☹️ LIKE WHAT THE HELL 😭 and also the thing about apologizing ☹️ the way i’d beat his ass idc