14... but NOT sexual! Too easy, use your brain idiot /lh
While the vest appeared to be of significant weight, considering the large canisters filled to the brim with toxin, it contrasted expectations. Despite appearances, it was fairly lightweight and easy to move in.
Edward studied himself in the mirror. Most couples would wear each other's sweatshirts or sweaters, not the other's tactical vests. As though he were a self-centered woman with her breasts, Edward ghosted his hands over the capsules covering his chest, caressing the canisters in an exploratory manner.
"What on Earth are you doing?"
Edward startled, whipping around to the source of his fright.
Jonathan stood there awkwardly in the doorway, a tome clutched under his arm.
“I was,” Edward gulped, “I was ensuring that your vest was a comfortable fit.”
Jonathan blinked several times, “Why?”
“Because I care about you!” Edward responded with an awkward grin.
Jonathan shook his head, “No, why did you need to put it on yourself to see if it was comfortable? You could have simply asked me.”
“Well... I-I… Ummm…” Edward tried to come up with a justifiable reason.
Jonathan sighed, pinching what remained of his nose, “Just… take it off,” his voice lowered to an annoyed growl, “I had everything fitted just perfectly.”
“I can fix it!”
“No, Edward. Take it off. Now.”
“But!”
“You heard me, Edward. Take. It. Off.”
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blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.
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"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk
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haunted house uquiz by streetlighthalo
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