#the fab five

[allovesthings]

Dick breaking the world's record in skydiving and just never telling anyone but Tim and Alfred is amazing in itself but can you imagine the comedic potential of him just casually dropping this years later like that for example with the Titans:

Someone on tv: new skydiving/freefall world's record broken.

Dick, distractingly, reviewing some cases on the side: Oh yeah, I broke that one already, the trick is to not pass out for too long.

*Crickets*

*Crickets*

*Crickets*

Wally: you did... What ?

Dick:

Donna: You... Broke the world's record for skydiving, as in jumping off a plane two years ago and you never told anyone ?

Dick: Yeah. Two years ago, when Bruce went on his little time-travely trip.

*Crickets*

Roy, suddenly very tired (tm), with the deepest sigh you can imagine: Of course you did.

Garth: Wait no, what ? can we come back not passing out for too long while falling through the sky ? I think that's a pretty big part of the conversation?

In canon, because that was right before battle for the Cowl and Bruce was just dead, it was kinda one of the last things he did for himself before taking said cowl, he probably won't ever tell anyone but still, it's funny.

[fatimajpeg]

teeny titans

[starfiretruther]

wonder twins again (what are they talking about?)

[pearlsdiamondsandvodka]

i will never forgive queer eye for this…

they took this interesting pretty boy and made him look like a generic white guy I wouldn’t be able to pick out of a crowd. long hair on men is always better…rip😔

[donnatroyyyy]

What I love about Donna Troy’s character is she turned sexist writing into a solid and complex character core. Like she went from being the caretaker and mom friend of the teen titans because she was a girl to being the caretaker and mom friend to everyone because that’s her. She takes care of everyone around her, she lives and breathes for everyone around her, not because she’s a female character that is written only for the benefit of the male characters around her, but because she has insecurities and she has fears. She lives and breathes for everyone around her because she believes if she didn’t she’ll lose all her worth, because to her, she’s only what she does to others. That’s why her friendship with Kory is so good and so realistic, because they’re both like that. That’s also why she was an easy victim for Terry, because people like him prey on people like her. And there’s something so realistic about that being the core characteristic of a girl, especially one who was not only raised by warriors, but fought beside a team that has always been the root of insecurity in its members (each TT member thinking they are beneath/worse then the other four). And again I want to highlight how incredibly realistic this depiction is, and how it all stemmed from sexism, because most of girls’/women’s insecurities stem from misogyny.

Also this is why her and Kory are the most deserving characters of their own run because the storyline is that easy, the arc is right there.

[adhdslugcrimes]

The og teen titans getting kidnapped and calling the league.

Kidnapper: we got your Robin.

Bruce: you don't have him, he has you and I still didn't fix his anger issues so good luck.

(kidnapper thus begin to plead for help. Then Dick left to go back to the tower and watch a movie with Wally.)

Kidnapper: we have speedy.

Oliver: are you looking at him?

Kidnapper: yea— where did he go?

Oliver: my guess back to where you got him from because you bored him to death. Loser.

(Roy was found sleeping in his room with Wally curled up beside him)

Kidnapper: we have Wonder Girl.

Diana: no you don't.

Kidnapper: yes, we do.

Diana: look behind you.

Kidnapper: fine— seriously!? Again!

(Donna just walked out the front door, nobody stopped her)

Kidnapper: we got aqualad... And we need you to pick him up he's talking to the dolphins.

Arthur: I'm coming.

Kidnapper: we got kid flash.

Bruce: and a death wish.

Kidnapper: oh you're going to kill us? Wouldn't do that if you want him back alive.

Bruce: no, but Robin and speedy will and Flash will help probably decomposing your body while alive. You chose to hurt and threatened harm the hero communities favorite child.

Kidnapper: shit! Guys untie him and get him something sweet the heroes are going to kill us!?

(Dick and Roy did beat their asses while Donna and Garth took Wally back, Barry turned a blind eye to the problem children)

[mahoushojounightmares]

HELL YEAH LIAN !!!!

[menheim]

𝗔𝗻𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗶 𝗣𝗼𝗿𝗼𝘄𝘀𝗸𝗶 𝘷𝘪𝘢 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘐𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘮 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 🥵😩😮‍💨🔥

[shiftynightshade]

Garth: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Donna: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Garth: Three of us saw it, Donna. How do you explain that?

Donna: *points at Wally* Sleep deprivation. *points at Dick* Paranoia. *points at Roy* Delusional personality disorder.

[reynasfaves]

i honestly want mark waid to write more (teen) titans comics. especially with the fab five. i'm absolutely in love with how he wrote their interactions in world's finest. more of that please. i want more of my emotional support team being well-written.

[allovesthings]

The relationship between Batman and the Titans in a nutshell:

Bruce: I raised and trained a good son.

The Titans: You fucked up a perfectly good Dick Grayson, look at him, he's got issues.

It makes me happy how ride or die they are for Dick which in return means they just don't like how Bruce treats him.

[incoherentbabblings]

Batman/Superman World's Finest #7

Why so small Garth? Wee lad.

[starfiretruther]

they've been arguing for 40 mins

[barbiedisneyavenger]

Mickey and Friends having a March ! Adorable reference to the Mickey Mouse Club Opening. Mick's even wearing the same outfit <3

[racheld93]

Heather: Alright, Billy, it's your turn.

Billy: This game is stupid.

Chrissy: You didn't think so when beer came out of your nose when I said I'd rather fuck Goth Sam and kill Carol.

Billy: I was surprised by your improving taste.

Chrissy: *giggles and shoves him* Fuck you.

Billy: No thank you.

Barb: Okay let's keep this going already before my mom comes down here again with more sweets. Billy, you have to answer. Argyle, its your turn to ask.

Argyle: *wide-eyed and chewing on the last double chocolate chip cookie* Mmm oood?

Billy: *knowing Argyle just went 'my dude'* Just ask Argie.

Argyle: ... N-

Billy: Kill Nancy, Fuck Steve, Marry Steve

Barb: Hey!

Argyle: Whoa Billiam I was gonna say Nancy Reagan. Are you reading my mind? Are we finally psychically linking up? *reaches for Billy's head*

Billy: *swats the hand to protect his curls* Fine. Kill both Nancys, Fuck Steve, Marry Steve.

Barb: *punches Billy in the tit*

Billy: Hey! *punches her in the tit right back*

*tit punching and rolling on the floor commences while Heather answers Chrissy's picks and Argyle cheers on the tit punching*

Mrs. Holland: *yelling from upstairs* Pizza! Come and get it!

*the tit punching and cheering and the Fuck, Marry, Kill game pause... and then five hungry teens push and shove and trip each other up the basement stairs*

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[luitennentsunshine]

Things as an asexual with abandonment issues that I desperately wanted but never got with no explanation:

-aot ending with EMA living together platonically next to the ocean in a cabin

-golden trio livin together in hogwarts as teachers (fuck u jk Rowling)

-the titans. Just. The fab 5. Staying together. And not splitting up. Or dying. (I can’t deal with it)

-the marauders. Not dying.

-loki and thor. Thor being in the loki series. Loki being in thor love and thunder. Loki and thor reuniting. Anything.

I could go on