#the gay pilot

[helloliriels]

*walks into heaven and shuffles up to the gate*

"Welcome!" The curly haired angel greets cheerfully. He looks like a magician. Or a bookseller. I can't decide which.

I stand awkwardly and blink back.

"So ... yeah," he pats me on the head, "good ummm ... good job, wot?" His hands do an exited *wiggle*. "You made it! Wahoo!"

I can't help the smile that begins to form on my uncertain face.

"So ... same as I told the last, uhm, fellow ...!" here he clears his throat, "you can, ah, choose any version of heaven you wish to enter!" He beams at me, waving a hand with a flourish towards the pearly gates.

I blink back at him in amazement. Hurrying to dig something out of my pocket, I spill it out into his hands with some urgency!!!

He opens his palms and views the DVD lying there ... with empathy, but not surprise.

"Oh dear ... oh no ...," he bemoans, offering me a little side smile, as if understanding, "not another one?"

Then to my amazement, he huffs a sigh and ... comes over to give me a big hug.

"I believe your heaven is right over there ...?" He says brightly, pointing the way.

*I blink again*

Disbelief falling into absolute rapture as I realize ...

I'm now standing in the street ...

. At 221b Baker Street.

To be precise.

Watching as the gay pilot picks back up where it left off ....

[consult-sherlockholmes]

You look VERY hot good in jeans....

... you should wear it more often.

🫠

Where did you get this picture? This was a very long time ago... and I don't look particularly sober focused in that picture.

[warlenys]

“do you have a girlfriend who feeds you up sometimes?” “this man hasn’t eaten for several days; what he’s gonna do right now is have dinner” is such a quaint yet vibrant piece of evidence because it was before the fuckery and mind games it was just moffat writing his gay little sherlock adaptation saying yeah they’re boyfriends get over it

[safedistancefrombeingsmart]

Maybe it would have been smarter to provide some content to cool off (with the current temperatures), but there is a  reason for my username after all.

[hey-you-mags]

Before William Scott Sherlock Holmes met Doctor John Hamish Watson and lived happily ever after, Sherlock and John shacked up together in their little twink pink apartment, and started solving crimes. Out at dinner, John makes his pass, but Sherlock has already married himself off, so John eats his feelings before Sherlock acts affected, then IS affected before swishing himself all over his pink ass apartment, in a dance with his cabbie friend, but never underestimate John's jealous streak... in this universe where Mycroft doesn't exist, Sherlock is a user, not an addict, and there is still no explanation as to why anyone would sleep with Anderson...

0x01 The Unaired Pilot (aka The Gay Pilot) icon set.

16 episode specific icons with a Johnlock bent. All free to loving homes.

Check them out here.

[consultjohnwatson]

J- you dont have a girlfriend then?

S- girlfriend? No not really my area.

J- *intense stare* alright…

*gay silence*

J- do you have a boyfriend? Which is fine by the way..

S- i know its fine

*gay staring*

J- so you got a boyfriend?

S- No

J- right. Okay. *lip lick*

J- you’re unattached.. just like me.. fine.. good.

*gay silence*

@consult-sherlockholmes … I remember this. Wasn’t that the day I first moved in?

@anon, Why “gay silence” exactly? I wasnt that happily excited. At least, not that I remember….:

[musingsofmyown]

You guys remember how John unhinged his jaw to eat that cherry tomato in The Gay Pilot?

That's how I eat pringles

all or nothin babey

[mychem1calbr0mance]

thinking about how the diner scene was in both the unaired pilot and the official pilot. like they wanted that scene in there for some reason. hm.

[lesbian-vergil]

We might both be mech pilots but I pilot mine in a way that is far more homoerotic than you could ever hope to achieve.

[wade-winston-wilson]

I think a lot about Jake and Bradley unconsciously parroting Carole and Goose's relationship.

I think about them calling each other "honey" often. About Jake flirting, calling Rooster a stud. About Jake sitting in Bradley's lap while he screeches over the piano keys, the other daggers surrounding them with love and laughter. I think about Jake leaning over Bradley to face Nat and telling her, "So. Rooster told me about you and Bob-o, Trace. Hell of an improvement from the last asshole you dated." Only for Rooster to SQUEAK beside him, nuzzling Jake's cheek with a frantic, "Baby, I did not--" "Yes you did." "That was supposed to be a secret, honey!"

Like yes, they're often compared to Icemav, and it's true--SO true, but I also like to think that when Icemav are together, Mav also takes inspiration from Carole and Goose on how to be a partner.

Anyway, send tweet.

[darksockssuits]

in flight service

[theecrybaby]

Yallllllllll

Its convention season and I’m STRUGGLING

So I’m in the process of getting disability and I had to quit my job because my chronic pain just couldn’t handle the type of work even though I loved it; my spine said “no”

Anyway, my beanies are my biggest seller at conventions but I currently do not have the money to restock.

I have like ten left of this design:

And I think if I sell out I can afford to restock all 4 of my designs

Here’s a few more of my popular designs that I know my girls, gays, theys, and disabled people will love.

I really need some support here because I love my art and the community I’ve built around it. So if you can’t afford to shop that’s okay. I’d really appreciate a reblog and I’d love to shitpost with you in my discord server.

[emmedoesntdomath]

middle aged veterans and history buffs whose special interest is planes 🤝 gen z girls and gays who know that an f-14 is a plane because of top gun

[bon-sides-sw]

New Pilot Uniform lookin' Great!!

Inspired on this

[misaothewitch]

[pansering]

Kingleader doodle that i made in class!!! I realised I don't draw them that much as an actual couple, so for once I'll take a break from shitposting :P