#the lonely goomba

[sus-amogus-bot]

[ask-marios-apprentice]

One Dash. One.

Okay. I don't want to head off across the world just yet. So im Starting simple.

The 1-1 Obstacle course.

A simple run.

The run Mario ran when he first came to the Mushroom Kingdom.

Running, Jumping, Fireball throwing. Standard stuff.

Go underground and get enough coins to buy a dollar-menu Hamburger.

Jump over that Goomba who reviews video games and has been stationed since The Year of Luigi.

Get the Rainbow star. Save it for Later.

Climb the flagpole.

And done

...

Well. Stabilize the warp.

And then done.

There are still some warps in the village though.

I see one on the top of a mushroom hut.

There is one that's attached to a pizza delivery Boy. A shiverian working for Retties Pizza.

I think one guy was selling A warp. That can't be legal.

I got a lot of work to do.

Garth signing off.

[luckigirllife]

chrome my hearts 💋

@couldseetdy on gram

[9wun0]

xman

[tokener]

hard feel free to ss

[radiantrookie]

[dannydualwield]

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how do use this blasted device

[bowsersfavprincess]

BOWSER X METALHEAD S/O

Contains: Fluff, gn reader, Bowser having a fat crush on the reader (ofc), Junior being a cutie patootie, Kamek not giving af, mention of potential imprisonment/death/kidnapping, bad words 🙀☠️

Sorry it took me so long to make another part but this pretty much goes with my last post (Although you don't have to read it to understand)

Bowser's a lonely guy, all he has is his makeshift family

Kamek, the Koopalings, and of course his son Junior

Which you'd think is a big family, but he still feels lonely

He longs for companionship

He craves the thought of marriage

Which is why Peach finds herself in his grasp so often

Junior obviously deserves a mother figure, and who better than the sweetest most beautiful Princess in all the land?

And although Bowser can't deny that Peach is something special, he finds himself thinking about how Peach sort of isn't his type

She's too uptight and prissy for him

He wants someone who he can be himself around, and they won't see him as a total monster

But he's convinced himself that no one like that exists, and that Peach would be the best option for a mother

Well he was convinced, until he met you

You had both been at a concert

Bowser's favorite heavy metal band at that

A band that happened to originate from the darklands

The band was entirely made out of Koopas, so the only fans were darkland creatures

Who would be dumb enough to travel to this deadly lava land and possibly be imprisoned forever just to see a rock band?

And it made sense, heavy metal was usually only enjoyed by the people of Bowser's kingdom

But there you were in the crowd, sticking out like a sore thumb

Easily noticeable

Though most of the Goombas, Koopas, Shy guys, and other creatures didn't seem to take notice or care

If you were any real threat King Bowser would easy spot you out and dispose of you

And oh, he spot you out alright

As soon as he sits in his big throne (which he has for all his concerts because he's 'The King of Awesomeness') he spots you immediately

'Kamek... who the hell is that?'

Kamek nudges him for swearing because Junior's standing by

The small Prince looks at his father with wide eyes

'Oops.. uh.. sorry Junior. But who is that?'

Kamek just shrugs

'I'm not sure sire, why don't you ask?'

'Wha- I can't just go up and ask!'

Bowser wonders why he's so nervous about asking

You're technically an intruder, and he could throw you in a pit of lava if he so wished

But that feeling in his stomach reminds him that he wouldn't

That jittery feeling of nervousness and excitement

He begrudgingly does what his advisor suggests, tapping you on the shoulder

You turn around to a tall King looming over you

His shadow engulfs you, but you aren't afraid

He seems puzzled at this

'Oh! You must be King Bowser. It's a pleasure to meet you, really.'

Now he's even more confused

A pleasure? To meet him? Surely you're joking

But that sweet innocent smile says otherwise

'I.. uh.. yeah. You too...'

He's at a bit of a loss for words, which never happens to him

Ever

He's trying to find something to say, to not just stand there staring awkwardly

'So uh.. you... like this band?'

You smile at him once again with genuine interest in the conversation

'Yup! This is my favorite band actually.'

Bowser can't help but smile too

'Huh... really? Wow, not a lot of uh... outsiders like this music..'

He quickly speaks again to make sure you're comfortable

'Not that you're not welcome of course! I won't uhh, throw you in lava or anything..'

He chuckles awkwardly, hoping that he won't scare this mysterious human away

You laugh too

'Oh that's alright, I'm not scared'

He stops, blankly staring

You're not scared

You're not scared of him

You're not frightened, visibly repulsed, you actually like the music here

Bowser just stares for a long while, absolutely dumbstruck

Then the buzz of speakers connecting is heard and he knows the concert will start soon

'Uh.. why don't you.. join me?'

He points to his elevated seats

'Best seats in the house'

He smiles awkwardly and is overjoyed once you accept

It's then you meet Junior and Kamek

Kamek isn't necessarily interested in you, you aren't a threat and Bowser seemingly enjoys your company

Junior however, could not be more interested

Some random human that his father brought back to sit in the royal spots with him

Some human who seems genuinely friendly

It's not something Junior is used to either

He doesn't get along with Mario at all, doesn't see Luigi much and well

Princess Peach doesn't necessarily like Junior

As much as she's sugary sweet on the outside, the idea of mothering a small version of her enemy doesn't quite appeal to her

And she's not exactly the best actress

But this random human seemed to have no problems with Junior

In fact they seemed as interested in Junior as he was in them

Bowser notices

'Oh, that's my son, Junior'

Junior just gives a small wave

Your eyes go wide and you smile at him

'Hello Junior'

You can't help but squeak with excitement looking at the shy koopa

'Oh, you look just like your father! I bet you're going to grow up and be big and strong just like him, huh?'

Junior's tail wags slightly

'Yeah! I'll be just like papa!!'

Bowser watches this scene with the most joy he's felt in years

Maybe... maybe he could stop pursuing Peach and kidnap someone else

No, he had a chance

It was slim, but much larger than the chance Peach was giving him

Which is none

He didn't have to force you, not yet

You weren't scared

You seemingly liked him and his son

Maybe he could actually get someone to love him

The real him

After the concert ends Bowser doesn't want you to leave

In fact he's a bit beside himself at the thought

Maybe he will have to kidnap you, make you stay

But you assure him that you'll be back

He doesn't believe it, not one bit

But then you take out a sharpie you had brought to get the bands autograph and write your number on his palm

Once again he's speechless

Maybe he has a chance at real love after all

We can fix him. Or make him worse 😈

I'll probably make a part two to this because I was going to do something entirely different but then accidentally made a whole story lol

Also how do you guys feel about Bowser x reader smut?? 🤔🥴 (Monster fuckers unite)

[aeolianasio]

so, uh. was i the only person who didn't know that the lonely wizard is canonically like 7-8ft tall?

based on every fan depiction i've ever seen i thought they were like. goblin size. they're nearly as tall as leshy.

no wonder magnificus put them in the forever box, if he ever actually taught them magic they would simply goomba stomp him on the spot to assert dominance as the larger mage. very cruel but that's just how nature works.

[melis-hellis]

can we get more smiling friends headcanons?

here are my charlie headcanons i have so far:

i give him the middle name "lawrence" bc "charles lawrence dompler" just sounds so funny + zach hadel grew up in lawrence kansas

he is 100% bisexual that isn't even a question

prolly has depression and anxiety :(

he is a bish with stummy problems!! crohns GERD bloating and he eats like shit

thinks he may be autistic but he thinks it “wont be worth getting diagnosed this late into the game” (that's a bit i stole from a lonely goomba tweet)

back in high school he was a HUGE nerd, and he still is. as he got older he started hiding his nerdy tendencies a lot more but we've started to see him open up a bit during season 2

he was big into dubstep in high school as well. definitely had skrillex blasting in his headphones

prob went to catholic school when he was young but at one point switched to public school.

catholic guilt..

someone had a really cool headcanon that the crucifix he wears is a sentimental keepsake that once belonged to his grandma. i feel like he wears the crucifix but doesn't practice the religion nowadays

his strict catholic upbringing is what contributed to his strange views on women (he literally calls himself an alpha male 😭)

pim headcanons

[minyboy]

He's a lonely goomba... but he's not stuck anywhere. In fact look at him walk away... off a cliff. Ouch, poor guy.

[astrongtomato]

Hello there!

I hadn't updated my intro post in a long time and it was pretty bare-bones, so I thought I'd make a new one!

My name is Scott! I'm 23 and from Canada, just some random nerd on the internet who decided to make a Tumblr blog xD. I'm very shy about this place but I'd love to make friends here!

I love video games! I play a lot of League of Legends (although I've taken a break due to how much toxicity is in the game lately ;-;) Some of my other favorite games include platformers like A Hat in Time, Sonic the Hedgehog, Castlevania, Shantae, and retro games in general. I also really like visual novels like Ace Attorney!

Vocaloid is one of the genres I listen to the most (especially Hatsune Miku, she's my favorite). I also like vaporwave, internetcore and video game/anime music! I love finding new remixes of my favorite songs, nightcore is one of my favorite types of remixes.

I love collecting games and figurines! Or well, what I can afford at least which isn’t a lot but I try my best >.<

I've been getting back into watching anime! For a while I just didn't really know what to watch, I can be kinda picky sometimes. I just finished Neon Genesis Evangelion for the first time and I'm about to finish Jojo's Bizzare Adventure: Stone Ocean.

Drawing and writing are things I'm trying to improve at! I'm really insecure about it so I haven't done much in a while, I'm really trying to motivate myself >_<.

I love computers in general! just learning how they work or fixing them is something I spend a lot of my free time researching.

I also tend to binge watch YouTube, like a lot xD. Especially gaming channels or memes! I really like watching videos for speedrunning like SummoningSalt, comedic game reviews like Flandrew or The Lonely Goomba

MEMES whether they're just images or animations on YouTube, I like am obsessed with memes. I've got a lot of them saved and definitely would share them if you want xD.

Feel free to DM me or send an ask! I'd love to make friends and you're always welcome to message ^-^. That being said please do not contact or interact with me if you: - are a minor, my blog is strictly SFW but it's still 18+

- are a fully NSFW or sexual focused blog. Blogs with partial SFW/NSFW can definitely interact, as long as you're aware I may not be comfortable talking about some of your interests.

- only are messaging me with the intent of getting something from me or seeking a relationship. I’m not interested and reserve the right to block if you make me uncomfortable. - are sending me things or have on your blog content that discriminates people in any way. I've seen enough of that and I'm not gonna put up with it

I hope you have a really nice day and take care!

[sketch-pencilpoint]

Now this is something I started working on for a while. So here are my fan made partners (and main antagoist) of my conceptual paper mario game:

Paper mario and the craftsmans curse!

Name: Lewis "hoodie"

Male, he/him

Species: toad (cap has no spots, it's a birth defect)

Personality: can be a bit self-conscious due to being bullied a lot, paranoid, smart, dorky, gets annoyed easily

Backstory: born with no spots on his cap, he was always told that they would come in eventually. Well, they never did, and pretty much every toad around made fun of him for it. Around a year before the game started, he met mario, and they became good friends and have been regularly hanging out since.

Name: Bloom "bloombaria" (hates her real name)

Female, she/ her

Species: Goomba (chipped tooth was a result of an accident in her childhood)

Personality: shy, wears crown since it boosts her confidence, sweet and a bit of a people pleaser, loves sparkly things,

Backstory: she has looked up to the princesses since she was a goombaling, hence why wearing a crown helps her with her confidence. Broke her tooth when she fell forward and hit her tooth against a rock. Like hoodie, she was made fun of for this as well but had an easier time hiding it.

Name: sherbert

Male, he/him

Species: Shy guy, has very strong ice powers

Personality: talkative, energetic, socially unaware, secretly very lonely, touch starved, quick-witted

Backstory: Because of his lack of understanding of social queues, he was ostrisied by the other shy guys in the town he grew up in, he set out to find the friendship he desired. Most places he went to tended to give him the could shoulder due to his tendency to freeze things over. This led to him hopping towns frequently.

Name: you decide (like the yoshi kid in tyd)

Gender also chosen by player

Species: chain-chomp, incredibly small for its species

Personality: goofy little dog

Backstory: bred by a group of bowser's minions to br a serving chain chomp, they failed a "quality check," meaning they were not fit to join the ranks of bowser's army, led to them being abandoned not far from the base they were born in.

Name: Shrapnell "nell"

Male, he/they

Species: Bob omb (nothing of note just yet)

Personality: severe anger issues, laid back, loves science, inventions, and general technology, can get aggressive

Backstory: Whenever his anger got out of control, he exploded. Thankfully, Bob omb scientists invented a small fuse attachment that prevents the individual from exploding due to emotions alone. This led to them becoming very invested in modern technology and inventions and the ways that it can help people.

Name: Lavender

Female, she/her

Species: poison blooper, she's lavender sented

Personality: calm, quiet, brooding, isolated, caring, gives good advice

Backstory: As the lone poison blooper in a civilisation of bloopers, she naturally drew to isolation studying the making of potions and antidotes. Thus, she became a well-known alchemist across the mushroom kingdom and the best individual to go to if needing a poison antidote

And now for our villain

Name: The craftsman, "crafty luigi"

Male, he/him

Species: human, possed, and turned into a wooden doll

Personality: cruel, vengeful, sadistic, aims yo turn the entire mushroom kingdom into wood and fabric.

Backstory: a toad living in an ancient city loved to create art using wood and fabric, but the other toads hated him. When he gave the Prinsess a wooden doll as a birthday present, the king was so offended that the craftsman was locked into a dungeon until he died. That's when he came back as a ghost to torment the people who tormented him. He was cursed to be trapped into a needle for all eternity. Unfortunately, our favourite green man cut himself on this needle, allowing him to be possed and the craftsman to come back for one last chance of vengeance.

[melonyswife]

the lonely goomba after mario stomps him

im a lonely goomba

stuck in the afterlfie

guess ill play this gameboy

for the rest of time

[homestuck-word-counter]

Take the lyrics of the Rawest Forst Remake and highlight any text used in Homestuck.

Hey, have you heard about that Mario guy?

Him? You mean?

Yea, the one with the mushrooms

Yea!

You know, the one jumping around in the forest

Yea, yea, I know him, I know him

Yes? Okay, hey check it out!

Super Mario-oh RPG

It is the only one just for me

When I play the game, I get lost in a phase

Then I find out I'm stuck in Geno's Maze

Gimme Frog Coins!

Gimme Mario!

Gimme Frog Coins!

Gimme Mallow!

Gimme See Ya!

Gimme Geno!

Gimme Cookies!

Of course, we will get you that Mario

We need to mute that stupid voice

I need to get those dang frog coins to pay off all my credit cards!

There are many secrets in this game!

Many of which drive some peeps insane!

Why we try to cheat in a really good game?

Just sounds like crap and it makes you look lame!

Exiting the forest is super simple:

All you do is follow these path turns

For the rest of your gaming life

Gimme Star Egg, Gimme Cookies, Gimme See Ya

Gimme Great Guy's Casino, Gimme everything I need

Wait...wait...WAIT, WHO ARE YOU!?

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...

My name is Exor, I'm the rappers angel

Travelling Blade with the Axem Rangers

Why should lamers like Mario with his Party go

running with these starless joes

Fix Star Road, I don't think so

Geno Whirl!

I don't blink slow

Let's do this!

Cause every time I try to rhyme a rhyme

I'm hitting my right eye more than nine times ninety nine

Lately's been a boredom and lack of interest

Little cats call us mad and in distress

Italian guy, gotta buy some time to blast right past

Rescue the captive princess next

Koopas and Goombas, them I laugh at

keep on pressing "A" to raise the level of attacks

Don't fight the poverty, know that the Kids that are lonely

can Drop it and play my game to get their bodies to act glad

My name is Croco

Gimme, gimme

Wallet

Gimme

Wallet

Oh Hello!

Gimme, gimme

Man, it's really creepy up here

In the end of the game

Yeah, it is

Gimme

I'm a little low on hit points

Items

Gimme, gimme

O-Okay?

You have any refreshments?

Something rare

Yea, you can take this mushroom

BUT IT'S ROTTEN!!

I am just a princess, please help me!

Let me escape, Booster is scary

I've heard rumours he's taking me to Marrymore

But I don't wanna marry more I wanna marry Mario

Gimme Frog Coins!

Gimme Mario!

Gimme Frog Coins!

Gimme Mallow!

Gimme See Ya!

Gimme Geno!

Gimme my frying pan and parasol

There are many secrets in this game!

Many of which drive some peeps insane!

Why we try to cheat in a really good game?

Just sounds like crap and it makes you look lame!

Exiting the forest is super simple:

All you do is follow these path turns

For the rest of your gaming life

🏠Four hundred and eighty-four of these words are in Homestuck!🏠

(I used the transcript on the pinned comment under the YouTube video, I fixed a couple of spelling errors but other than that it's unchanged.)

[tigers-eyes-26]

Bowser's Rise To Power Last Chapter

(The beginning of the end.)

Even before Bowser was crowned king, he always wanted to know what was going on in all the kingdoms. Especially what the Princess was up to. He had the flying Koopa paratroops fly among the clouds and drop the tiny species of koopa called spinies to spy on the other kingdoms. The spinies would sit on top of trees, under bushes, on top of walls and roofs listening to peoples’ conversations until a paratroopa would come to recover it. Or if the information was important Kamek would personally appear to collect the spinie.  If the kingdom was uninhabitable for the spinies like the cold Ice kingdom, he would send the goombas to spy.

Bowser utilized all his followers well. Bowser also used the aristocrat money he had acquired well. It came in handy to pay for bribes and to pay for intel. What led to the downfall of the Ice kingdom was a greedy jerk penguin named Coolio. He knew from a friend’s cousin’s that the Ice Kingdom had a very rare power star. He was handed a sack of coins from a lone goomba that sat outside of the kingdom walls.

The Ice kingdom thought it would be protected from the cold blooded koopas. The penguin king had his army trained to take out the small fishing companies of shy guys and goombas that were stealing fish from his harbors. It was as easy as slinging heavy ice cubes on to their small boats and sinking the vessel. They needed a bigger company especially if they were going to get the power star. Bowser got his engineers and his magikoopa working on making something that kept the koopa army warm while they flew into the heart of the Ice Kingdom.

The engineers and artists before Bowser came into power were underutilized. He encouraged them to be creative. You make round airships with clown faces on them? Go ahead no one’s stopping you! You can make carvings? I’ll pay you to make a hundred carvings of me! You know how to play rock music? Then have a concert for the whole kingdom! The Kongs have anti-gravity technology? Anyone who is able to copy it gets a bag of gold!  You want to wear an eye patch to look intimidating? Go ahead! The strict rules of who could do what was gone. Bowser frequently held parties for his troops to keep morale up. The koopa aristocrats only held uptight parties with each other. How boring! Life as a koopa soldier was pretty great compared life in the Koopa Kingdom before.

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All this killing, planning, manipulating, building, spying, persuading, convincing, stealing, raiding, Bowser had done over the years was all for the Princess. Surely, she would be impressed by how he saved his starving brethren! Surely, she would be impressed at how he gave his people freedom to be creative! Surely, she would be impressed by his diplomatic actions with the shy guys and King Bob-bomb! Surely, she would be impressed by how he gifted his people freedom from death! Surely, she would be impressed at the downfall of the oppressive class! Surely, she would be impressed by his mercy of the aristocratic younglings!

He would send her love letters about his great achievements; he was careful not to spoil any of his upcoming plans. It excited him to imagine her being impressed by his feats. He wouldn’t know if she was really impressed or not because she wouldn’t write back to him. Maybe she was just too busy to write back?

Princess Peach was too busy to write back, not that she would ever give Bowser the pleasure of sending him a letter. What he had done horrified her.

Her toads were used to traveling freely and being able to live out on the outskirts of the kingdom. Because of all the chaos Bowser had caused the traveling toads, she called all her toads to come live closer to the castle. She had to update her own infrastructure to accommodate all her toads congregating beneath her watchful care.

The toads didn’t have to comply; she would never force her toads to do anything they didn’t want to. In fact, one lone toad didn’t follow her advice. He traveled looking for new ingredients to add to his recipes. He didn’t carry anything valuable, so the raiders didn’t tend to bother him. They all thought he was too obnoxious to bother with any way with how he would sing as he walked in his high-pitched voice.

 He was just getting back from Cascade Island. He had hoped he would be able to use the dinosaur bones there for a broth. Too bad the bones had turned into stone and stone soup wasn’t as delicious as it sounded. So, he was headed back home when a human landed right in front of him. Strange! A human hadn’t come to the Mushroom Kingdom since Princess Peach ended up here! He observed the human for a bit before introducing himself and guiding him to the Princess herself. That was the turning point of Bowsers rule.

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