#the mortifying ordeal

[the-amber-raven]

How would the 118 react to clipboard!buck in The ordeal of dating your captain's (adopted) son universe

Tommy gave Evan his first clipboard when he was about 11, because he thought it would be a good way to help Evan feel like he was helping them out when he was visiting the station. Evan absolutely took to them and everyone thought it was completely adorable how seriously he took his clipboarding duties.

Bobby realised what a golden opportunity this was, and bought Evan a clipboard for home, printing off neat checklists of both of their chores and their respective homework/paperwork. There was a brief moment where he regretted it, since all of a sudden it was Evan insisting that his paperwork needed to be done when all he wanted to do was shake off the stress of the day with a solid baking session. However, it got Evan to get much better at keeping track of and actually completing his homework on time so overall Bobby still considered the whole thing to be a massive parenting win for him.

No one really remembered Clipboard Evan until about halfway into Buck's probationary year, when he got asked to do the inventory and did so by wielding his trusty clipboard.

The newer members of the crew were mildly terrified at just how thorough he was with that clipboard and how strictly he adhered to everything on it but most of them figured it was probably Bobby's fault - growing up as the son of a fire Captain had to have had an impact, after all.

Chimney, however, texted Tommy cursing him for ever introducing Evan to clipboards, sure that he was at fault for Buck's obsessive behaviour with them.

The older members of the crew mostly fell into reminiscing, except that just made Buck even stricter since he was worried that they would see him as that kid again rather than their colleague, at which point they became a little dumbfounded and vowed to try and keep him away from clipboards in future.

Hen found it absolutely hilarious, right up until Buck told her off for something in her ambulance, at which point she told Eddie to distract his boyfriend before she took drastic measures.

She wasn't quite sure how to react when Eddie admitted that he was finding it way too cute and hot to put a stop to it.

Bobby was resigned that he had no chance of changing anything - and hey, at least he could trust that the checklists were 100% followed!

[cabinet-of-ecologies]

experiencing pure devotion and pining in the club tonight lads........

there are very few people in this world that I am driven to creation for--the list I will create for is substantially longer, but I have never been driven to create like this, driven to bring forth something from my own hands purely for the ability to pour love into every single nook and cranny of its being. I have nothing to direct it into, though! I don't have the foggiest idea of what to make for her--so so far it has all been channeled into writing.

ye gods I miss her.

[peachykeenbi]

Want to sit them with their back to my chest, nestled laying on the couch or between my legs on the floor with my arms reaching around their waist and my chin on their shoulder, and give them my phone to go through my timeline. Watch them see the posts from everyone I follow. Watch them read posts about the kinks I'm not actually into and all of the sexy people I follow and reblogs of posts I've liked.

Want them to tell me when something sparks their interest. When some word or phrase is something they'd like to use. Something they identify with.

Giving them the nudge to look through my likes.

[creativitycache]

kjsdhfskjhf I forgot why I always updated my fic at Gremlin Hours before I went to sleep. Being awake for the nerve wracking parts where you’ve posted something but it’s way too soon for even the fastest reader to have finished and thus all you know is Silence...The Worst(tm)

[catadromously]

[academiamor]

I was the fire

Burning bright and hot

Leaving both delight and destitution in my wake

You were the air

A cool breeze on a summer day

Fanning and feeding the flames before you

My light is dim now

I love you, I love you,

A flicker among the ashes

I love you, I love you,

What if it goes out?

I love you, I love you,

There is no fire without the air it breathes

I love you, I lo

[edenavari]

You are not immune to the mortifying ordeal of being known

[ash-and-starlight]

hades atla bisexual simulator

[gleafer]

IT IS TIME to unleash another EDEN ADVENTURE.

“Too Fast”

[the-amber-raven]

would you consider writing more of kid buck + bobby in your universe where he adopts buck? i cant get enough of them theyre so cute :)

100% I would! I absolutely love writing kid!Buck getting all the love he deserves in the mortifying ordeals universe. And I agree, they are so adorable 🥰

There are actually two ideas I've been toying with that I'm hoping to maybe work on during the hiatus if the muse allows. The first one of those is one I'm calling 'the 5+1 protectiveness fic' and would definitely have at least a few scenes with child Buck.

[cabinet-of-ecologies]

Things are getting more regular and normal and are wayyyy less intense re: Feelings for S.

But man. I just want to curl up on her couch forever. I wish I was there right now to do my philosophy reading. I really love talking with her for hours but I also desperately want to have the quiet comfort that comes with time.

[the-crooked-library]

the cardinal, #1 rule of hannigram is that while Hannibal is more evil in a traditional sense, Will is 100% objectively more unhinged, leading to a constant push-and-pull between exactly how far Hannibal’s plan reaches vs how far Will is actually ready to go, with jealousy acting as a spontaneity bonus. neither of them is in control and their love is a torrent neither of them expected or could ever have prepared for, largely because both of them were convinced they could never be loved for what they truly are

my point being. the ship endures because we all think the same thing, deep down

[sualne]

father.

(timeline)

[ao3-crack]

(x)

[theemporium]

oneshots

☞the introduction

i. dry humping

ii. fondling

iii. handjob

iv. fingering

v. phone sex

vi. [redacted]

vii. [redacted]

viii. [redacted]

ix. [redacted]

x. [redacted]

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blurbs

n/a

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[liesandnights]

The mortifying ordeal of admitting you do want to be loved vs the mortifying ordeal of not wanting people to pity you or feel bad for you vs the mortifying ordeal of wanting to reciprocate affection but being useless vs the mortifying ordeal of being careless with others and actually feeling bad vs the mortifying ordeal of being perceived as vulnerable at all.