#the pengis that could be...

[byrdstrolls]

lads how many nights does the spectre of a sudden and never before felt want for bottom surgery have to haunt you when you stop to think before you're supposed to like. start googling doctors

[jokingpenguins]

Going off the last reblog/post where op shows a comic where penguin literally uses an acid flower, it reminded me of this one batman comic (Showcase 94 #7) and penguin was so joker core am I insane with thinking this???

What the fuck is wrong with him

[penguino713]

Are ya ready for next week of PathoFest because I sure ain't (I have writen one chapter for the first prompt and I am dead)

[riddle-me-ri]

I see your requests are open! If you haven't received an ask like this already... Perhaps we could see some yearning penguins? I live for pre-relationship intimacy and insecurity ... The pining can be so delicious... Just want to see some big bad mob bosses go soft for reader, y'know? Whether they know they've got a mob boss wrapped around their finger or not

a/n: ohhhh this is a fantastic set up I love it! Sorry in advance if Farrell Penguin seems a wee out of character. I haven't finished the show yet, been super busy but I hope my take still holds up somehow lol.

Content Warning: none that I can think of

Yearning Headcanons w/ The Penguins

Arkhamverse Penguin:

Whenever Oswald ever wanted something…he made no qualms about getting it.

There was nothing Oswald Cobblepot couldn’t buy, barter, or steal…

Unless it was genuine affection he wished to be reciprocated to him…

Oswald knows what that requires…but he’d be lying if he said he wasn’t growing impatient however. 

You were never there by his side long enough, never close enough…always somehow just out of his reach. 

Oswald didn’t get to where he was if he wasn’t patient…but this longing for you may just be the death of him. 

Reevesverse/Farrell Penguin:

Relationships are nothing new for Oz…

He knows what it takes to nurture a bond with someone…it takes time, patience, consistency…

All things Oz has perfected before but somehow…he finds himself unsatisfied with how long it’s taking…

Oz makes it a point to check in on you or see you whenever he has free time. 

He yearns to learn more about you, your life, your ambitions..and whatever he can do to help you achieve them…especially once he gets to the top. 

You best believe that when he imagines himself at the top..you’re right there with him.

Gotham Penguin:

No matter where or what he was doing, Oswald always went out of his way to see you.

How badly he wanted your attention…to be in your vicinity. 

He sought approval from no one but you and you didn’t have a clue.

Oswald always felt like he could walk a little taller after visiting with you…

And whenever you had to leave it was always far too soon.

And he yearns for nothing but to feel that way always with you…

By his side always as he sits on his throne.

BTAS Penguin:

Probably the most vocal with his yearning…

Love letters, reciting romantic poems, asking for your presence every chance he gets…

This Pengy doesn’t hide or shy away from his yearning for you–

Definitely the most hopeless romantic out of the bunch…

There is really no denying his intentions to seek your affections. 

It can be quite overwhelming but you appreciate the gestures all the same. 

One Bad Day Penguin:

A lot like Farrell Penguin, he knows how to grow and nurture a relationship…

But he can't deny the temptation of you…

And already strongly wanting to keep you to himself.

Always asking you to stay at the lounge a little longer, have another drink, stay with him…

The favoritism and preferable treatment is obvious to anyone looking in on the outside.

On the night that he loses everything…its you that motivates him…

Oswald will do whatever it takes to get you back and maybe this time he'll finally confess the obvious

The Batman (2004) Penguin:

Another pengy who's affection and yearning is quite…obvious

Ozzie is definitely the least subtle.

Has flat out just stated multiple times how he wants you…

Expresses how you should go on a date with him, what a great partner he’d be, etc. 

Ozzie could be locked in on a plan to thwart Batman but everything comes to a halt when it comes to you. 

Forget whatever his initial goal was..now it’s time to impress you!

Please talk with this pengy gremlin about his undeterred affection for you…

Batman Unlimited Penguin: 

Oswald has yearned for many things in his life. 

Companionship was always one of his strongest desires…

But there was no greater companion he desired more at his side than you. 

Despite always seeming to fumble and tumble in your presence…

You always reassured him, made him feel comfortable in his own skin. 

The way you didn't demean him, scoff at him, or look away in disgust…

To have your warm presence bless all his waking moments…Oswald couldn’t be any happier.

[i-smoke-chapstick]

damn ur last pengy smut was 🔥🔥🔥 in those 3 imagines with him ive read u write the character so fucking accurate like u actually feel him. can we have more of a needy bird boy? smth with him being all pent up but not wanting the reader to think he only sees her like that? powerful men are hot when vulnerable😈

'CURTAINS,

-GOTHAM!OSWALD COBBLEPOT X READER-

⋆ 𝐒𝐘𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐒 ; really just oswald and reader fucking.

⋆ tags/warnings. small GOTHAM!oswald x female reader. SMUT!!!! Somewhat of a character study but not really. Oswald wants to be a gentleman so bad. Inspired by Frankie Carbone's death scene in 1x07. Oswald being needy. Bondage. Oswald's canon praise kink. Lots of open-mouthed kisses because he can't help himself.

♫ “It's not over till it's over baby. / I stepped outside myself so transcending. / The lights go dim and every sin, that ever was, will always be a perfect part of me.” Curtains by Jackie Vae

He can't help it. He never can. Deep down he's just a silly, love-starved little boy. You've struck him, amused him, amazed him. How could he not gift you with whatever you wish? His true love. How you stay with him enthralls him everyday. Maybe that's why he can't help himself.

He was raised to be a gentleman. He was supposed to be saving himself. For marriage. He dreamed of that night for so long. Perhaps, it's came a bit early.

Every bit of you is on fire. Your arms tied to the bedframe, chained together by his own sleeve garters. You watched as he took every inch of you in, savoring you like the wine he adores. Enchanting blue-green eyes mesmerized by your every breath, every moan, every sound he elicits with every thrust.

The way he speaks. Murmured praises on his parched lips, aching to speed up.

"Good girl." He whispers, half-incoherently, expression twisted into a grimace of pure ecstasy. His chest rises and falls as he pants on top of you, hanging onto threads of self-control.

"So good to me. So precious, baby. So good." He's babbling, moving as slow as he can, feeling his cock piercing you deep. When you cry out, trying to bounce against him through your restraints, body begging for more friction, he has the kindness to offer you a quick chuckle.

"Patience, my dear." He whispers against your lips, coming down to kiss away your eagerness. His tongue sweeps the bottom of your mouth, begging to taste you. It feels warm and wet, the way he worships you.

"I have no more patience." You whimper, yelping against him and his defiance. He half-heartedly rolls his eyes, clicking his tongue. Such a brat. He thinks. His beautiful brat.

His hand traverses up your body, jaw-clenched tight as he moves against you; still inside your core. He grabs your face in his fingers, offering you just a taste. A particular hard thrust causes the both of you to moan, his hips stuttering. He throws his head back as he groans, taking the time to savor the feeling.

He wants too speak. Talk down to you. Tell you you're behaving like a slut, a hussy, but he knows it'd be hypocritical, seeing as how he's tied you up like his own personal gift. He cringes in pleasure before opting to take the leather between his teeth- keeping eye-contact with you, as he pulls away to untie your restraints. Self-control be damned.

Those big beautiful colorful eyes of his, they never leave your own. Now untied, your hands immediately go to his back, forcing him up and down. His pace finally speeds up.

The world around you is a blur as he cradles your head. He looks down at you, his mouth open and eyebrows together. He pounds into you- and you feel the mattress shake. You watch his face contort in euphoria, and scrunch together with a sharp intake of air as he reaches his orgasm.

As you both cum, sticky ropes filling you up, he leans in. An intimate kiss placed to your lips, slow and all-consuming. And another, placed to your forehead. He rocks back and forth as finishes, gently hushing you and your cries of pleasure through his own shakiness. You feel how he pets your hair, still fucking you through your orgasm.

He finally rests his forehead against your own- breathing against your mouth, still kissing and sucking the ghosts of kisses on your lips.

He can't help himself. He never can. You're too lovely.

[craycray-wolf]

HELLO FELLOW FALLERS!!

(⚠️🚨 SPOILER ALERTS FOR THE BOOK OF BILL AND FANFICTION FLAT DREAMS ⚠️🚨)

I would like to propose something.

Back in 2016 a fantastically creative individual known as PengyChan wrote a fanfiction on Bill Cipher's origins/backstory based off of novel Flatland by Edwin A. Abbott (if you haven't read the fanfic I 100% recommend). I loved its characterization of Bill and the references to Flatland! I'll provide a link at the end of this post for any who are interested.

BUT as many know, the Book of Bill just came out on the 23rd! And he discusses his origins in it. I figured this would either debunk what Pengy had written/make their fanfic an AU.

And of course that's true for some of the story.

But here's the thing. I personally think quite a bit of it would still work! And thus blending the 2 could be plausible.

1. Bill is a horribly unreliable narrator.

2. Bill despite going a bit into his origins/home dimension actually doesn't say much at all, either because of omission or censoring (whether that was intentional or not is also its own conversation, I personally believe he's- I apologize if I'm phrasing this wrong- dissociating/repressing and thus not intentional). It does indeed reference Flatland in a way but it's never outright said whether its a version of it or not.

3. We actually know very little about his family asides for sure having a mom (assuming his ramblings are correct), so Liam still existing and being the Axolotl are not necessarily out of the question especially considering Bill's "punishment" is therapy rather than say- proper imprisonment or hell or anything.

4. As far as I can tell, not much is said about the Oracle/Jheselbraum the Unswerving other than an implication she was once a Henchmaniac (which is huge! But it doesn't necessarily completely mess with the fanfiction. She could still be Nora with a slightly different story).

5. Bill is very supportive of feminine people as seen by how he helped the women in the 1600s, and is fond of Mabel. Though the latter point is more because of Mabel's personality and self, it's another trait of Mabel that maybe- just maybe attributes to it.

Yes he's still Bill and thus a homicidal asshole who's committed horrid atrocities that should absolutely not be excused - I just find it interesting how strangely supportive he is. Perhaps this could be connected back to Nora?

______

The reason I thought of blending the 2 in the first place is because I love fan content and wnat to make some myself, however I'd also just like to have what sounds like an interesting discussion. I understand that fanfiction ≠ canon of course but I personally just like to think of it this way.

I invite you to tell me what you think, either by reposting or commenting! 😁

Here's that link I mentioned earlier:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/6062122/chapters/13896454

[jesncin]

Hi, could you maybe draw my boy, The Penguin? He's just a chunky lil rich man who loves birds, so friend shaped and I was really sad when I he didn't get a redemption arc. And I love his lil quirks:

Unusually long nose, like a beak. Three fingers on each hand making them look a bit like flippers. One leg is bad, making him limp, resulting in his 'waddle.'

Sure, have pengy:

fancy gentleman birdy

[gothamcityfolk]

Are we gonna see any penguin x riddler here? 🥺

They’ve been at it for almost an hour by now, hauling crates one by one from the loading bay into the Iceberg Lounge. Some of them are worse than others. The heaviest ones are filled with ammunition and military grenades. It’s those crates in particular that make Penguin feel like his arms are going to break away at the shoulders.

Complaining helps.

‘I mean it,’ Penguin snaps. ‘The next time a henchman stands me up on unloading day, he’s going the way of the Titanic.’

‘Aw, Pengy.’ Riddler practically coos it at him, the smug bastard. He’s lugging his own box without a problem. ‘They’re not that heavy.’

‘Yours might not be,’ Penguin huffs. ‘This one weighs a ton.’

Riddler grins.

‘Admit it. I’m stronger than you.’

‘Stronger smelling, maybe.’

Penguin winces internally as soon as the words leave his mouth. He knows he’s getting cranky. And between the two of them, it’s definitely Penguin that smells the worst, his brow glistening with sweat at the hard labour. Riddler’s not offended, though. He just tips his head back and laughs musically.

‘Here’s one for you,’ the taller man beams. ‘I have no teacher, yet you’ll find me in a school. Sometimes in forests, but never in pools. What am I?’

Penguin’s nostrils flare. So do the feathers at his coat collar.

‘Stinky. That’s what you are.’

He was just saying it to be mean, at first. Now, though, he’s finding a new truth in it. There’s an oceanic scent coming from Riddler’s general person, so salty that it’s almost metallic.

‘I mean it,’ Penguin snaps. ‘You smell like …’

What is that? It’s … clean—but pungent, somehow—briny like seawater while still being rich and oily. In a word?

It’s mouth-watering.

‘What’s in that box?’ Penguin demands. Riddler just wiggles his eyebrows.

‘You tell me, birdbrain.’

It unleashes something in him. Penguin shoves Riddler out of the way, ripping the crate open with his bare hands, splinters be damned. Sure enough, the crate is packed to bursting inside. But not with guns. Instead, it’s filled to the brim with …

‘Fish?’ Penguin says helplessly. ‘You …’

Fish. Penguin could cry. Riddler got him fish—raw, fresh fish straight from the ocean—tender and scaly and plump. His stomach growls like a polar bear. Penguin thinks he’s even starting to drool, looking up to Riddler with hearts in his eyes, as if for permission. Riddler’s eyes turn that little bit softer as he looks back at him, even as that shit-eating grin spreads out across his face.

‘Exactly.’

[jlheon]

PENGIE’S ROMANCE : UNTOLD REVIEW !!!!

this is me dancing to album of the year BTW.

moonstruck — IM CRAZY. OH MY HOD. GHIS IS MY DAMN SONH. im speechless its so good … PLEEK INJECT INTO MY VEINS 10/10

xo (only if you say yes) — OH MY GOD..??? hello. why did the music stop that scared me so bad. EVERYTHING IS COMING OUT OF THEIR HANDS??? chloe reveal pleek i wanna know if i want her too. THE WINGS?? peng just died BTW. JORTS !!! OMG!! ok wow super bop. WHY WAS IT SO SHORT THO !? T^T guys bring back 3 min songs i beg. 8/10 FOR NOW BECOZ NO BRIDGE N SHORT 😓

your eyes only — this is so glitter gel pen of them oh my gosh !!!! what i’m lit in love!!! WE CAN INDEED SUGAR TALK WUTTTT !!! this reminds me of twice formula of love era is this too niche?? 9/10 TEW SHORT.

hundred broken hearts — oh my god. i keep saying oh my god but OH MY GOD. THE VOCALS PLEEK SEDATE ME. i am holding my super not broken heart becuz jay said so. this is so yukika coded (dont ask why) this sounds like city pop i might be wrong tho?! 10/10 WOWOWOW

brought the heat back — IM JUMPINH AROUND N BOUNCINH OFF THE WALLS!!! OKAY FSOS !!!!!!!! wahooooooo YAS U R BRINGING THAT HEAT BACK!! JAY VOCALSSSSSS 9/10

paranormal — anna’s song!!! okay pinkpantheress ❤️ I LOVE THE BEAT HELLOOOOOOO? let me die rn! GUYS IM DANCING!!! 8.5/10 OH MY GOODNESS

royalty — this is summer happy time me at the beach (i hate the beach but id go for them) THIS IS SO HAPPY I AM SO HAPPY RN!!! this is so teenage girl montage coded!! 10 more seconds and it could have been 3 mins sobs 10/10

highway 1009 — this is me and imaginary bf song i thinks !! wow i need this at my wedding i think 🙁❤️ ME AND MY FAKE BOYFRIEND R DANCING TO THIS AS WE SPEAK 10/10 im so happy rn

xo ft jvke — THE ENGLISH LYRICS ATE WAHOOOO 10/10

highway 1009 (narr ver) — i couldnt find the track yet becoz only on cd BUT OYY PHILIPPINES!!! 😭😭❤️❤️ omg so many languages :3 this is awesome guys i hope your lang 10/10

ok guys now i need to sleep. THIS IS SO GLITTER GEL PEN GIRL GROUP CODED OKAY!!!!!!!!!!! ENHA BRINGING BACK REAL MUSIC ❤️ BRING BACK 3 MINUTE SONGS.

[bluetortoist]

Time to show off some doodles of one of my OCs after binging as much batman series as I could, including BTAS, The Batman 2004, Brave and the Bold, the movies, etc. I fell in love with the Gotham Rogues all over again.

I've already made a few OCs, but to start, this one is Mavis. She is a harpy who imprinted on Penguin at birth and considers him her father. He kept her to be, at first, just as another loyal, powerful pet, but soon came to see her like a daughter to him too. Thus, a bird family in crime.

Last pic was my first ever sketches of chick Mavis and Penguin. You could tell I was still trying to figure out how to draw pengie haha!

Penguins note in full:

Note #5 - "Any news of strange phenomena that could be connected to the child's existence came up short. None of my connections had any clue of where she could have came from. The only hypothesis I could come up with is, admittedly outlandish, but not completely out of the question (Im not blind to some of the inhuman things that happen in this city). I refer to beings called 'harpies' from the mythologies. Stories of bird-like women who lead men of all kinds to their deaths, or who torture the damned souls in the underworld. All utter nonsense, but everytime I look at the child, I cant help but think there is something otherworldly about her."

Below is a bit more stuff about her

Name: Mavis (Unofficial) Cobblepot

Age: About 18-19

Gender: Cis Female

Identifies: Pan/Demi

Race: Harpy

Current Living: Gotham City

Allegiance: Neutral Evil - True Neutral

Powers/Abilites:

• Hypnotic Voice: Uses her singing voice to charm and manipulate the minds of anyone in her range into becoming submissive to her under the delusions of adoration for her.

• Typical features as like that of a bird of prey, keen eyesight 10× more than humans, Flying in silence, Can see in the dark, Heightened hearing. etc

• Strong, sharp, powerful talons for feet that can be used not only for attack, but for stealth capturing people (sometimes it's how she carries Penguin in means of escape).

• She is also efficient in knife combat and close quarter combat (for when shes in a finite space too small to fly around in), Knows how to use a gun, but rarely ever uses or carries one.

History: Oswald found her as an egg under mysterious circumstances, not knowing how she even got here or where she came from. Because she imprinted on him already, he decided to raise her and form her into another, stronger one of his loyal pet birds. However, as much as he tried keeping her under the conditions of a pet, Mavis still ended up seeing him as her father. And eventually Oswald, who denied for the longest, felt the same way as well.

Notes/Quirks: Mavis struggles a bit with human speech due to Harpies having different vocal chords than humans, so she was mute along with saying simple sentences for a good half of her life; she is very intelligent however and understands human language, can read and write very well, excels in math and business skills, just takes time talking./ She molts once a year and lasts over 2-3 weeks; it's very itchy and irritating and makes her grumpy the whole time./ She is a carnivorous bird and her favorite to eat is liver.

[mr-voorhees-husband]

Hi hi ok I'm not the same anon, just someone else whos slightly too infatuated with Mr. Cobblepot, especially from BTAS. If you're still taking requests, can I get something with him? Dealer's choice, or I'm sure I can come up with a prompt. Thanks so much!

Yelllo! I actually wrote this a while back but I don’t believe I ever published it, so, have this gem!

Warnings: none really, minor alcohol mention, it’s a Christmas party with the rogues

Info: Btas!Oswald Cobblepot x GN(masc leaning)!reader (no gender is explicitly mentioned, but it is slightly implied in like one sentence)

“So, [Name].”

“So, Edward.” you replied, continuing to pour mugs of warm Apple Cider Moonshine. Glancing up for a fleeting moment, you were surprised to see the two green themed heros leaning on the counter, Ivy with her signature smirk, and Riddler smiling like the Cheshire cat. With a sigh, you lowered the pitcher and raised an eyebrow.

“What do you think about Pengy? Think he’s cute?” Isley purred, fully leaning against the counter and walking her fingers up your chest to boop your nose. For a lesbian, she tended to flirt with men plenty, it just seemed to be in her nature, you suppose (pun not intended).

“You know how I feel, Ivy.” you shook your head, lips unwillingly smiling at the mention of the bird-based villain. “He's sweet, cute, unbelievably polite.” Another sigh, this one an odd mix of listful and discouraged. “And way, way, out of my league.”

“Mhmhm.” Edward hummed, waving his hand dismissively at the idea. “Yes- but would you kiss him?”

“No, Edward, I wouldn't,” you drawled on sarcastically as you started to fill the last two mugs, “of course I would! I’d do it in a heartbeat. But he doesn't like me like that, Eddie.”

They shared a look, before slinking out of the kitchen without another word. You sighed, shaking your head as you poured the last mug. “Bane! Mind leadin’ me a hand in here?”

Once everyone had gotten their drinks, some with alcoholic hot cocoa, others with your Apple Cider Moonshine, and Freeze with his eggnog, the festivities had officially started. Edward had a Christmas based trivia game, Harley and Ivy with karaoke, along with several various board games and movies in the background. It was going.. amazing, surprisingly. Jervis and Jonathan hadn't fought once, Harley didn't do a single prank, and Bane didn't break anything by accident.

The night was going great, and now it was time for presents.

“Mine first!” Harley chirped, jumping up before anyone else could. “Or- Emmett's first, technically, but it's from me!” She downright leaped over Jon and Freeze to reach the tree, grabbing a small black box with a red ribbon keeping it closed. Rushing back to the group, she dropped it on your lap with a beaming smile.

“I’m.. Very worried about this.” you murmured, taking a nervous glance at Oswald who was beside you. After everyone else took their seats before him, he was forced to sit next to you, which you far from minded. “This.. This better not be a glitter bomb Harls, because if it is-”

“Just open it!”

“Okay-! Okay.” you sighed, Harley backing away which made your eyebrows raise. “Ozzie, if I go down, will you go down with me?” your words were joking, but nonetheless the less Oswald took them to heart.

“Of course, my dear owl, if you are coated in glitter, I will be too.” He grinned, scooting closer so the box was between you both. One more glance at Harley, and you tugged off the ribbon.

There was a flash of white, before something leaped from the box like a jack-in-the-box, the ‘jack’ now a couple inches above your head, between you and Oswald. you blinked, a bit bewildered, turning to glare at the clown. “Really?” It wasn't angry, more so just confused and a bit annoyed. “Better than last year's glitter bomb…”

“Look up.” Harley giggled, pointing to the jack. Oswald and you did it at the same time, and your eyes widened at the round, tear shaped leaves, and white berries.

Mistletoe.

You both looked at eachother, eyes wide and face steadying turning more red.

“Well?” Ed called from the beanbag he was sharing with Harley, grinning, “what are you waiting for?”

“Oh- I- Oswald, you don't-”

“Dear if you don't want to kiss-”

Silence, both of you staring as realization seemed to kick in. You both wanted to kiss each other, but simply just.. thought the other one didn't. That by itself was a revelation, but right now you had seven of your shared friends watching with bated breaths. you knew better than to keep them waiting, too.

In one swift movement, you ducked down and pressed your lips to Oswald’s. He squawked in surprise, but just as your companions started to cheer, he was kissing back with his hands cupping your hips. Oh, both of you were inexperienced, and the kiss was awkward, but you didn't care and neither did Oz.

You pulled away, face red both from everyone’s collective cheering that their plan had worked and from the kiss, and smiled.

“Merry Christmas, Ozzie.”

[cebwrites]

Hello! If you’re still doing your NSFW alphabet could I please request some Penguin and Shachi for letters

A (Aftercare)

M (Motivation)

Y (yearning) 💕

thank you for sharing!!

a/n: yes i am! i just haven't gotten a lot of requests for them haha i did mention on my post that i'd write a max of two prompts per multi-chara ask though, so i'll do M and Y for now! [buggyandthebartoclub if this is you-- //finger guns]

NSFW Alphabet - M, Y (Penguin, Shachi)

gn reader, transmasc penguin nsfw under the cut word count: 0.3k

Penguin

M = Motivation

Pengy can be into a little biting, as a treat; marking in general really

He loves admiring the discolored blotches on his skin - his neck when they've got him from behind in the shower, his thighs from when they're eating him out and leave a trail of love bites, soft bruises on their hips from when him playing nice just isn't quite enough, he loves it all

Penguin admittedly does let his partner get carried away at times since even though the uniforms Law has their crew wear covers everything from head to toe the only thing most of them have underneath is just a tank top to deal with the heat, Pen included

Y = Yearning

What Penguin would like it to be, is below average - what it actually is, is a bit higher than that much to his dismay

He's not keen on bothering his partner to help out with that (partly out of embarrassment and partly because he's a grown man and ought to take care of his own urges himself), so Penguin sequesters himself in his room when he knows no one else would be about and takes care of it with a battery powered rabbit

Shachi

M = Motivation

Combing their fingers through his hair, scratching his scalp, hell any sort of affection with their hands near his head in general is greatly appreciated, but it also gets him a little bothered depending on the time of day

Shachi doesn't expect his partner to reciprocate if they're the one on the receiving end, but he does ask one night if they'd be alright with pulling his hair - god is he loud when they do

Y = Yearning

His libido is about average most of the year except for the summer, where he gets clingy and affectionate and needy (more than usual lol) as his hormones tell him that mating season is rolling around

I like to think Shachi is at least partially fishman, either half or a quarter, and anything that might affect them also affects him <3

[anameistoohard]

Say Hello to Pengy and Nub!

Pengy is the name of the penguin we drew for @kaylasartwork and Nub is a bunny she drew for our little.

We got pretty badly triggered today, and on top of that we've been dealing with physical pain the past couple days (nothing serious, just period cramps... I'm still not used to the fact we get those). Suffice to say we were having a rough day. We needed a pick-me-up. We often make art to calm down, relax, and just generally ground ourself. So of course I went with just about the cutest thing I could think of: a bunny and a penguin hugging. Hope it can pick you up too 🧡

-Mark (they/them)

[lcvclywon]

your moots as a kpop group?

i love this oh em gee !!

meldz is a 6 member group consisting of members: liz, dani, via, peng, sru and lili !!

@cupidhoons - lead dancer/main vocalist I feel like liz is actually super dancer core !! also main vocalist because i feel like my pookie is talented like that >,< I feel like she could also be visual bc HELLO have u seen my girl?

@bywons - u already see this coming but she is soooo leader/main dancer ^^ whenever i talk to sru she's so sweet and older sister vibes (even tho i'm older than her hehe) and i swear she fits main dancer so well in my eyes

@flwrstqr - fotg/lead vocalist, fotg bc i see her interacting with so many people and she's always so put tgt and sweet !! dani is super outgoing in my eyes as well so i feel ike fotg fits well >< lead vocalist because i feel like her and liz would be an iconic vocal duo

@hyeinkiss my via is so vocals coded so probably sub vocalist! She's also just the sweetest i feel like she wouldn't be maknae but prob second youngest? she would def be the sweet energy of the grp!

@jlheon pengie fits main rapper so well in my eyes idk why >< but i feel like she would give off julie or rei vibes when she raps ! she seems like she would be really put tgt and mature as well ^^

@onlyjjong ack we aren't too close but from all the interactions i see with my other moots lili would defff be maknae and also probably lead dancer as well? she's totally leeseo coded and i feel like she would be the bright bubble sunshine member of the grp

[riddle-me-ri]

I've just found your blog and read just about every penguin x reader I could find man! I gotta ask for more (I'm so sorry if your askbox is closed or anything again so sorry ignore this if it is) how do you think they'd handle a chubby short reader feeling insecure? Since I know you did one for reader comforting the colony on their insecurities

Either way have a good day/night/whenever you read this, take care of yourself, and get hit with the self care and seld love beam or so HELP ME :D

a/n: awww this is so sweet, nothing like reciprocated love and support, cause if there’s any rogue that understands these insecurities it’s definitely a handful of the pengys. I hope you enjoy!

Content Warning: none

The Penguins Comforting Reader's Insecurities

Arkhamverse Penguin:

- Oswald understands all too well how you feel…

- He wishes he can just get rid of those thoughts for you.

- Oz mostly uses actions rather than words to try and reassure you.

- He will spoil you with clothes that he knows will compliment your body.

- Oz will wrap his arms around you or squeeze you.

- He will solidify his actions with words if he can tell you’re still not convinced.

Reevesverse/Farrell Penguin:

- Needless to say, this Oswald compliments you…basically daily.

- He does everything he can to put your insecurities at bay.

- Oz will fill your ears with sweet honeyed words about how much he loves to touch and hold your plump skin.

- He will tell you how your chest is his favorite pillow to nestle into.

- As his words get sweeter, his grip around you gets tighter and he pulls himself closer to you to kiss you.

- Just the warmth and sincerity in his voice may just be enough to make you convinced.

Gotham Penguin:

- Oswald hears you out, and it hurts him to hear how you feel about yourself.

- He instantly wants to know if there’s anyone in particular that said something rude or judgemental to you.

- However, even Oswald himself doesn’t know how to take care of an enemy when it’s their own person.

- Oz will want your full attention when he tells you that he wouldn’t change a thing about you.

- A king always knows what he wants, and he only ever wants the best.

BTAS Penguin:

- Oswald wishes he could find the words that could cease your insecurities for good.

- The way he compliments you is like something straight out of a poetry book or romance novel.

- He holds your hands and squeezes them reassuringly before kissing them, just adoring you the only way he knows how.

- He will spend the whole day with you, never letting you out of his sight.

- Oswald assures you that you're just the perfect beautiful dove and that you two were always meant for each other, no matter what others say or feel.

- Pretty soon, your feelings will slowly be replaced with love and contentment.

Telltale Penguin:

- Ozzie's first instinct is to go fists to cuffs with whoever said anything to you or made you feel that way.

- However, when he realizes it's just your mind…he can't help but understand somewhat.

- He knows what it's like when your mind goes out of it's way to make you feel like shit.

- Oz isn't always the most physical when it comes to affection, but in these circumstances, he pulls out all the stops.

- He rests and nestles his head on your thighs or chests, where else would he rest his weary head if you weren't generously chubby there.

- You shouldn't have to worry about your height, he's got all the height you'll ever need.

- And you'll always be the only person he will ever need.

One Bad Day Penguin:

- Oswald can tell you’re feeling insecure by just how hesitant you become.

- You don’t want to go out sporting a new dress, you don’t want to embarrass Oz, or see people judging you.

- Ozzie racks his brain trying to find a way to make you see what he sees.

- He begins flirting with you, teasingly so, not too far off from how he actually first approached you when you first met.

- You can't ignore the butterflies in your stomach or the soft smile stretching across your lips.

- Out of all the beautiful people that were in and out of the Iceberg Lounge…he only had eyes for you.

The Batman (2004) Penguin:

- Ozzie's first remedy for your insecurities is to make you laugh.

- He’ll make fun of conventionally attractive people and/or skinny people (totally not also because he has a grudge against them)

- They aren't as fun as you are, they aren't as amazingly beautiful inside and out as you…

- Before either of you realize it, he somehow goes from joking to sincere-

- He just wanted to see you smile and happy again, but he means everything he says.

- Ozzie wishes he can more, but he always hopes that his words are enough (they are)

Batman Unlimited Penguin:

- Oswald is hesitant and unsure what to do despite desperately wanting to help…

- How does he reassure someone of something he often struggles with that's only left him bitter and resentful.

- It breaks his heart to hear how you dislike your physique.

- He tries to deter them with his own words, how lucky he feels to have you��(especially…given his own appearance and age…)

- Not to make it about him but as a means to let you know he can understand and relate…

- But he has been able to be more secure in himself because someone as beautiful as you loves him for who he is and what he looks like inside and out.

- And he hopes to return the sentiment tenfold with his words and undying devotion to you.

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ahhhh issokay but i can’t rlly rmb although ik it’s somewhere along the line of little!mihyo being home alone and little!mina accidentally scrapes her knee so little!jihyo tries to help little!mina and comfort hers then they end up sleeping in mina’s room together and when cg!2yeon comes back they coo at the sight of mihyo sleeping tgt

thank you for sending again! i’ll get right on it :))

ouchie kisses

|| little!mina, little!jihyo, cg!2yeon ||

Mina and Jihyo had the dorm to themselves for an hour. Their mamas trusted them enough that they wouldn’t get into any trouble while they picked a few groceries up for dinner.

When they left the littles, they were sitting in front of the TV watching Pocoyo. It was one of Mina’s favorite shows and Hyo loved watching whatever Mina wanted to watch.

Eventually, Mina got bored sitting in front of the TV. She looked in one of the hallway closets since that’s where their mamas kept the games. She sifted through the box on the floor and found one of the light up bouncy balls they played with outside.

Mina’s eyes went wide once she saw it and picked it out of the box. She waddled into the living room and showed it to Hyo who excitedly got up.

The littles knew they weren’t supposed to have the light up ball out or any balls out in the dorm because they could break something or hurt themselves, but they wanted to play with the ball really bad.

Agreeing to keep it a secret between themselves, they decided to roll the ball to each other for a little while until their mamas came home. If they rolled it then nothing bad could happen, right?

Things were going well for the first 10 minutes of rolling the light up ball. Both littles were happily giggling, enjoying the bright flashing colors.

One of Hyo’s rolls was a little off course and ended up rolling past Mina. Not sweating it, Mina got up and picked the ball up. As she was making her way back to her spot, the tripped on the corner of the rug. She tried to stop herself from falling but ended up sliding her knee against the rug.

Mina was sobbing almost immediately as she dropped the ball and clutched her knee. Rug burn was the worst and not something she was equipped to deal with when she was little.

Hyo jumped up as soon as she saw Mina fall and rushed to her side. “Oh no Minari! Are you okay?”

Mina shook her head, tears steadily streaming down her face. “Ouchie!”

Hyo had a frown on her face as she gently reached out to rub Mina’s back. Now she saw why her mamas didn’t want them to play with any balls inside the dorm.

For a few minutes, Hyo rubbed Mina’s back and hugged her, trying her best to soothe the other little. Once Mina’s crying subsided a little, Hyo was able to pull Mina’s hands back gently.

Mina’s rug burn wasn’t too bad, but it still hurt. Hyo wasn’t too sure of how to take care of Mina’s knee, but she remembered that her mamas always put a band-aid on any ouchies they had.

Hyo ran to the bathroom and got the box of penguin band-aids from beneath the sink. She sat back down beside Mina and showed her the box. “Got pengi, Mina!” Hyo smiled proudly, dumping out the band-aids on the floor.

Mina sniffled, looking down at all the band-aids. She carefully inspected each of them before picking out one with penguins hugging on it.

Hyo nodded and took the band-aid from Mina. She carefully tore the paper wrapper off the band-aid and the little paper tabs before sticking it over Mina’s rug burn. She left the wrapper and the tabs on the coffee table before turning back to Mina’s knee.

“All better?” Hyo asked Mina, a small smile on her face.

Mina nodded a little, wiping away a few stray tears. She went in to hug Hyo and thank her for helping her, but she stopped when Hyo leaned down and pressed a few kisses to her band-aid covered knee.

Mina let out a small giggle and hugged Hyo. Now her knee definitely felt better. Ouchie kisses always made everything better.

Mina and Hyo ended up putting the light up ball away and watched one more episode of Pocoyo. By the time the episode ended, they were both sleepy. They ended up in Mina’s bed, Hyo’s arms protectively wrapped around Mina’s waist as they drifted off to sleep.

When Nayeon and Jeongyeon got home, they were a little worried at the sight of no littles, the TV turned off, and band-aids scattered on the floor. They put the groceries on the counter then rushed to Hyo’s room first then Mina’s.

The sight of their babies cuddled into each other made their hearts melt. Jeongyeon really wanted to know why there were band-aids all over the floor, but she decided that could wait until dinner.

For now, the caregivers just took a few pictures and let the littles sleep, comfortably embraced in each other’s warmth.