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The Static Man
dreamed by @beesbeesbees42
The Static Man is someone with a body made entirely of static. His shirt is purple and his pants are purpley gray. His shoes are dark purple. His only feature not overridden by the static is a constant smile.
The static man kidnapped me in my own home. I was stuck in my mother's bed. One day while he was out I took a knife from the kitchen and hid it in the bathroom connected to her room. He climbed into the bed and I was scared, so I got the knife and stabbed him over and over with it. He kept bleeding but just wouldn't die. I screamed "YOU MONSTER!! DIE ALREADY!!! WHY WON'T YOU DIE??" and then ran off while he was still laughing. I went to the highway's weirdly large patch of grass with an old play structure on it and met my parents there. I walked around until I woke up.
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the thrilling conclusion (no, peter did not get the picture)
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#spideypool#peter parker#wade wilson#spider-man#deadpool#mine#sorry my line weights change with every post#i can't figure out how to set my default brush size for my static-sized brush so i have to guess every time#a modern tragedy#also#i hope you enjoyed this journey
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diagnoses u with fanfic tags
yeah i caved. welcome spideysona
their universe is 1990s san francisco. by day they work as a struggling writer for the bugle, sort of following in the footsteps of (movie-adjacent) eddie brock; by night they’re spider-scrawl, fighting systemic injustice, writers’ block, and the occasional mad scientist invention. his world is less rife with supernatural evils than most, but he’s also fucking with the government and corporations and all, so it balances out
their unique thing is that they have, like, shitty meta clairvoyance in the form of inherently understanding tropes, clichés, story structure, etc. like if cinemasins/wins were a superhero. they were approached to join the society because miguel thought they’d be chill or even helpful with canon events—unfortunately scribble here is not whatsoever into following rigid plot structure for the sake of unnecessary thematic suffering, saw the plot twist a miles away, and peaced. but not before snagging a day pass so they could watch atsv in person
they never take off their mask, and no one knows their name—he says it’s because he doesn’t want to lose his identity in a sea of spider-people, leading most to theorize that san-fran-spidey is some flavor of peter parker, but who’s to say for sure? the doylist reason, which he is in fact aware of, is that i don’t know either lol
#spider man: across the spiderverse#spidersona#spider scrawl#spider punk#spider noir#hobie brown#noirpunk#just a tad ;)#brass tacks means facts!#haha do you get it miles like a mile away but miles was the one wh—#so anyway sona shit#eddie in their universe has left the bugle for better things (read: got fired movie style)#still a bangin journalist tho and scrawl aspires to be like him#their deadpool is just as meta as them. they’re buddies#usually i’m not one for sonas but this was fun#static and colors inspired by that can u ever forgive me movie from 2018#scrawl puts on the mask to feel more confident about fighting the system#hopin & prayin it’ll do the same for me :’)
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So, a changeling is sort of like a p-zombie?
(For the unaware, “p-zombie” stands for “philosophical zombie”. It’s a thought experiment in philosophy that describes a being that’s outwardly identical to a human, but does not have a consciousness; that is, a p-zombie does not think whatsoever, although it looks like it thinks to an outsider observer. There’s a whole wikipedia article on it that explains the concept better than I can!)
They don't exactly think, as in "I dont want this" "I like that". But, Changelings do have a form of "Consciousness". It's just that their consciousness is more like a series of commands or tasks than actual formulated thoughts.
Timmy's Changeling has a very advanced "consciousness". It can predict future actions and reroute its tasks to pick only the best options for its situation.
We fill their heads with static to ensure that the Changeling does not form thoughts about anything. Thoughts leads to opinions, and opinions leads to incorrect actions. A proper Changeling should have more static in their mind than a TV screen on a defunct channel!
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop timmy turner#fop timmy#timmy turner#chimmy changa#asks#itty bitties fop au#changelings are like. a mix between puppetry and pre-programmed coding#because i like the idea of mixing the two genres of fantasy pinocchio-like creature with sci-fi machinery#(<- watched the pinocchio 3000 movie as a kid and it changed my brain chemistry)#the bigger and louder the static the less theyre capable of creating thoughts!!!!#man its a good thing we can increase the amount of static a changeling has. good thing static is all powerful and can never ever be ignored#hahahahahhahahaha#fun fact the simplier the changeling the less static it needs#hazel's changeling doesnt even have a set of commands#it like. it doesnt even have a consciousness. nothing but pure vibes and movement. and space.#'but cubs! chimmy has likes and dislikes! doesnt that count as thoughts??' i hear you ask#and the answer to that is.#hrm. it shouldnt be doing that.
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When I tell you I am still so speechless over this episode.
When I tell you I am thinking about Mark who we know really ingrained Nolan's speech back in s1, only see that Nolan looks like he meant every word. That Mark was replaceable, his mother was just a pet. When I tell you I'm constantly thinking about Mark, who only saw his father cry over a planet he's only known for months, and not the family he's had for years. When I tell you I'm thinking about Mark finally calling Nolan 'dad' again only to be immediately choked and yelled at. When I think about the parallels of s1's fight and this one.
#invincible season 2#invincible spoilers#invincible show#invincible s2#invincible series#nolan grayson#mark grayson#invincible fanart#my art!#staring into the abyss about this episode#head full of TV static waiting for a signal#invincible#invincible rotating in my mind#procreate art#procreate#digital artist#digital art#fanart#and listen: I know Nolan had cried over both but Mark never saw him cry over earth or him or anything#Nolan is complex and damn he is so god damn interesting to me but MAN is Mark being pulled through the emotional shredder#and a physical one#BEHOLD! an art tag for my art :]#the brainrotsreal's art tag ✧˖°:*♡
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meant to post these sketches a few days ago? a week? but, well, life.
#red dead redemption 2#my art#my fics#arthur morgan#rdr#rdr2#rdr2 fanart#young arthur morgan#and a wee little hs of wolf!arthur#today is the first day of the last 3 ive gotten to eat more than a single meal a day#my bp dropped at work n since it was a vision black out i had to post up in the friggin stall like batman on a ceiling so i didnt fall#which sucks since i have a manual labor job but luckily i didnt reach the shakin stage just kept gettin the dots n focus static#been sleepin n readin to avoid attention on hunger pains since i had no energy for drawin#finally got to have dinner last night since we got some money and i gotta say i dont miss the feelin of chokin on food i wanted so bad#man i love tags most ppl dont read em n i get some catharsis to vent in em
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bill misses his wife
#gravity falls#book of bill#gravity falls stanford#stanford pines#gravity falls fandom#bill cipher#billford#gravity falls bill#young stanford pines#gravity falls fanfiction#billford angst#bill misses his wife#gravity falls angst#grunkle ford#book of bill angst#prison bill cipher#bill cipher misses his wife#kind of based on static ford??#not really??#i'll add it anyway#static!ford#static ford#toxic old men yaoi#toxic old man yaoi#bill deserves it#but i love him
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“Be my dog, ser. The night’s alive with promise. We can howl together, and wake the very gods.”
prince daemon and ser duncan 🎻🌳
#my silly guys i love them sm#man who is head over heels and man whose brain is filled with static#daemon blackfyre ii#/#john the fiddler#duncan the tall#asoiaf#dunk and egg#my art#extra tags:#house blackfyre#a song of ice and fire#valyrianscrolls#fanart#the mystery knight#a knight of the seven kingdoms#not technically ship art but its daemon so
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Renault Alpine GTA Le Mans
@carsconfidential
#Renault Alpine GTA Le Mans#modified#stance#tuning#retro rides#tuner#slammed#street#imports#lowered#uncommon car#oddballs#fitment#static#80s sports cars
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Non-Marvel fictional characters who would be perfect as Spider-Man:
Edit: I can't believe I made this without adding Wally and Ace
#spiderman#spider man#spider-man#izuku midoriya#deku#american dragon jake long#jake long#danny phantom#danny fenton#kafka hibino#kaiju no. 8#static#static shock#virgil hawkins#ben 10#ben tennyson#tim drake#koichi haimawari#the crawler#mha#wally west#ace west#wallace west#kid flash#the flash
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The Static Man
hello again mr static man...
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roadtrip
#my art#archive 81#nicholas waters#static man#dead signals#podcast#podcasts#left of the dial#a81#gif#gifs#animation#animation gif#animated gif#artists on tumblr#animators on tumblr#digital art#digital animation#procreate
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once again thinking about @void-dude's static ford. ough.
check this out
#gravity falls#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#the book of bill#flashing lights cw#scopophobia cw#just. the idea that bill has all these galaxies and worlds at his command. that he parties constantly and should be happy#but isnt#hes not happy. hes fucking miserable. but he has so much power.#and so many grand things. cosmos. stars. galaxies. so much.#but ford. who settled down with his family. is happy?#and that bill could have had that happiness but let his delusions of grandeur blind him? that bill finally found someone that understood hi#someone that when asked to look at the stars didnt blind him but instead admired him?#and he FUMBLED IT SO HARD?#in pursuit of a goal that ultimately would never make him happy but he thought it would and he destroyed any CHANCE of having that happines#(ford) back ever again?#augh#and him having to come to terms with the fact that he fumbled it so bad and that ford actually meant something to him?#oh man.#anyway.#sorry to @ u void dude but ur static ford is legit so goooood#okay anyway#animatic#tbob#op art#song is image of black me from evangelion#ill add id later. once i make sure this thing actually uploads#eye strain cw
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the bed in Hancock's room should have been fixed. Fahrenheit should have her own room instead of falling asleep standing on the couch. hancock would have given the drifters better quarters/food, games etc up in his attic. there should be about 420% more chems in that state house. in this essay i will-
Link to mod on Nexus
#john hancock#fallout 4#fallout 4 mods#actually i am proud of that stupid bed i spent so much time rotating shit just so#(it's all static dont worry i'm not trying have a level 5 cataclysmic event the second an npc gets too close)#i need to edit some more lights bc some corners are like. far too dark man.#yes the radaway and radx by the bed is implying he fucks. so is the handcuffs and feather duster#i'll edit this post w a link once i eventually upload it
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Virgil Hawkins in Static: Shadows of Dakota #1
#virgil hawkins#static shock#dc#static#dcedit#dcmultiverse#mine#man the art in this comic is so good#tuesday spoilers
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*its an old Ecard featuring Garfield. There is a picture of Garfield commenting about his annoyance that its only midweek and the bottom text says "hang in there"*
#Ok. Fine. He gets to suffer then. And you get to see!! Congrats!!#[you've got mail!]#spamton#spamton g spamton#deltarune#deltarune spamton#deltarune chapter 2#thank you anon for being patient! this is what i mean when i say if it isnt answered; i could be saving it. This is from jan 7 i believe.#This one is cute though. And creative. Many points for you filler ask anon.#Sorry hes suffering as your answer though LOLL#wasnt sure what i wanted the dialogue to be and then i had a lightbulb moment and remembered#I DONT HAVE TO HAVE DIALOGUE!!!! Thats what descriptions are for!!#man i am smart. /j#Btw ily (/p) if you know what the one sided static means.. youve been paying attentino thgatst so cool.. (sniffle)
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