#then i went in full gremlin mode

[lunian]

I find it funny that Hades game's style Artemis looks like this, with pretty neutral expression and soft face, baby girl baby

and i just decided

Nah

She is a gremlin (affectionate) <3

[aquamonstra]

oops I just watched Thine Own Self and went COMPLETELY FERAL and took a bajillion screenshots of Dishevled Data and Tights-for-Pants Data.....

the most important of which was this GEM oh my god....

a veritable golden boy goldmine 🥹

[ax-y10]

i keep seeing things about people hiding their stims around people and now i’m worried…

should i be openly stimming or no?

like, is it bad?

because no one says anything about it to me that offends me. they just call we weird and then say nothing else…

@lillylvjy pls tell me 😭😭😭

[eohachu]

this is literally footage of me watching die kälte der erde on sunday. i laughed so hard when i remembered this gif

[frick-it-sugar-spice]

LMAO VAGS IS SO UNIMPRESSED LOVE HER GOOD FUCKIN LUCK

AND CHERRI BOMB BABY GIRL YISSSSSS

[kissagii]

*pokes void* charanons? where have you gone?

[lost-romantique]

Alright, I'm gonna say it... the one thing Season 2 is sorely lacking, for me, is Blitzø fight scenes.

Like you see a little bit of it in 'Oops' but I want this,

... and I hope and pray that the last three episodes of Helluva Boss have some cool Blitz fight scenes.

I just love seeing Blitz show off a tiny bit of that feral gremlin energy when he fights because it just oozes sex appeal.

I also wouldn't mind if he went full on beast mode, the same way Millie does when she fights.

[missycolorful]

I need everyone on Team Bolas to follow in Charlie's footsteps, specifically when he went after ElQuackity. Put on the gas masks, stalk the other players, and just scare the piss out of 'em by running toward them making freaky ass noises. Bonus points if they start making their mc skins look more decrepit.

If red team ain't winning this event, they might as well just play into the rp by losing the rest of their sanity and going full gremlin mode on the other teams.

[outro-jo]

nct 127 and their black cat partner

pairing: nct members x (gn) reader

type: headcanon?

warnings: none really

request: yes?

notes: i got an interesting request and i wasn’t sure how to go about it until i saw this svt reaction and so i went more this route

how i personally define a black cat personality: dark energy/vibe usually accompanied by a dark aesthetic but doesn’t always have to. not super fond of affection or prefers affection on their own terms. sassy with good quips and comebacks. has an interest in “darker” topics such as horror, the occult, “dark” psychology, etc. chronically unbothered. FIERCELY protective once you gain their love/loyalty. occasionally unhinged and feral (gets the zoomies whether physical or mental/verbal). big scorpio energy tbh

UPDATE: T*eil has been removed

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taeyong- god he’s in love with you. like simp doesn’t even begin to cover it. you eventually become his protector since he’s so sweet and pure, you must fight anyone that hurts him. the best thing in the world is when you’re in your head and to everyone else it just seems like your brooding or annoyed or something, but taeyong sees right through that. he just comes over, kisses your face and hands you a switch like, “let’s play some animal crossing” 🥰

johnny- he’s lowkey your golden retriever bf. he’s like bouncing around and has all this energy and you’re sitting there like 😐. he makes you do more things than you really wanna do bc he’s an adventurer and you’re an indoor cat fr. “fine i’ll go but i’m not gonna be happy about it.” “yes!!!” he’s just happy to have you around and eventually you do kinda like wherever it is he’s brought you to. he brings you out of your comfort zone and you ground him.

yuta- my god does he love you. you’re the only one that can keep up with him. he’s mean but it’s in a flirty way and you’re mean in a “jokey” way but he loves it sm. sarcasm is y’all’s love language fr. he would quite literally d!3 for you if necessary but a big ol’ uno reverse card on that one. you’re just as fiercely protective of him and god, does he love it. one time you nearly got into blows with a “fan” who was harassing him. the smirk on her face when she went running, PLEASE!

doyoung- you’re his angel… fallen angel but an angel nonetheless. he LOVES teasing you in a playful way just to have you stare at him like 😒. he’s also super affectionate with you which you’re mostly indifferent about but he’s amused by your lack of amusement. his favorite thing is the way you show love bc it’s v cat like. you find little things to gift him like his favorite snack you picked up while you were out or a crystal you think he needs or something he said in passing that he needs or wants. you’re also great a quality time. just sitting with him reading a book or playing your switch while he’s doing something for work or himself. you’re just his favorite person to be around.

jaehyun- he just has this permanent smirk on his face watching you. like you’re 1000% in full gremlin mode, eating peanut butter from the jar, messy hair, in a hoodie that hasn’t been washed in a while, but he’s just like obsessed with you. he LOVES how sassy you are with people and the comebacks you have are god-tier. he loves to spoil you bc you kinda sit there and just stare at the thing for a few mins trying to process why he would spend money on you but 1) you’re his whole world and 2) he likes your reactions. it’s funny and cute to him.

jungwoo- so this man is so baby girl it hurts. some days you don’t even know how or why you’re with him or why he likes you but you learn just not to question it. but you’ve gotten attached to him and anyone that hurts him 😈👹 must d!3 👹😈. you’re the only one that can “be mean” to him but he has a degradation k!nk so he loves it. he’s pretty respectful of your space but every once in a while he needs a cuddle.

mark- another beast boy and raven duo (see my skz one) but y’all are so chill with each other but mark is chill… in a doofus (lovingly) way. i can also see kinda april and andy vibes. “someone will d!3…” “of fun?!” he’s a little scared of you but also a little turned on by you. but he’s always down to invoke the powers of darkness with you as long as you go get food together.

haechan- he’s intimidated by you in like a simp way. normally with everyone else he’s a little shit but you’re so hot and intimidating that he can’t help but 🧎🏻‍♂️🧎🏻‍♂️🧎🏻‍♂️ sometimes all you have to do is give him a look and he 😐. but he loves you so fucking much. if you aren’t a cuddly or affectionate person, you will be by the time he’s done with you. he gets real excited when your feral streak kicks in and y’all are lowkey manic together. the way this man hypes you up in a fight, if you ever get that far 😂

[sometipsygnostalgic]

She’s trying, okay?! 

This is obviously based on “Don’t Go”, Nate Stevenson’s “missing scenes” fanfic of She-ra that takes place between S5E05 “Save the Cat” and S5E07 “Perils of Peekablue”. In the fic Catra has an emotional breakdown after realising she fought Adora for years all for nothing, and Entrapta has to calm her down, which is a situation entirely out of their comfort zone. 

I actually have been sitting on a way more serious version of this comic for over a year, specifically showing the full flashback in Entrapta’s thought bubble, but for some reason I went absolutely feral gremlin mode today and did a parody redraw of the fic instead. 

[bringthekaos]

Please, pleas consider an AU where Jayce tries to reject the council seat like maybe he says that he'll only take a seat if Viktor also has one,, and obvs there are 2 options either they say no and Jayvik can fuck off and do science in peace (i am in denial abt the up coming divorce) or they say yes and they both kinda suffer this time together edition!

Ugh, honestly option 1 would have solved so much… Jayce would have been spending more time in the lab, and they would have been channeling their collective energies into creating instead of solving trade disputes and Hexgate security issues. One of the main arguments they had was that Viktor thought they weren’t doing enough to use Hextech to help the people of the Undercity, and the reason for this was because Jayce was having to put all his energy into being a counselor. Jayce also would have noticed Viktor’s failing health a lot sooner, and likely also noticed how reckless he was being with the Hexcore, possibly avoiding the Sky situation entirely.

But option 2??? Oh my god, Viktor would have absolutely despised being a counselor… he would have been miserable and angry and bitter. I think he would have lasted a week tops dealing with their bureaucracy before he snapped and went full gremlin mode—letting loose a fully unhinged ten minute rant laden with the foulest language he can muster in two languages, leading to him (probably both of them) being censured and removed from the council. And possibly thrown in jail, haha.

But up until then, they might actually get some shit done with the council?? Like, yeah Viktor would have hated it (Jayce obv hated it too, but he sucked it up and tried to do his best), but with Viktor’s steadfast commitment to helping people and Jayce’s ability to turn that into a speech/presentation those bureaucrats would actually listen to? Damn, fucking power couple. Zaun may have had its independence much, much sooner, avoiding Silco’s entire campaign and Jinx’s extreme measures.

Ugh, what could have been…

[artaxlivs]

Even Flowers Have Their Dangers

“Henderson! Why, pray tell, is your douchebag babysitter getting out of his douchemobile and coming this way?” 

Fucking Harrington, man. Eddie felt conflicted every time the kids even said his name. His heartbeat always went a little haywire and he wasn’t sure if it was because his flight response always activated around the guy or because Harrington was so fucking hot it was unreal. Considering that Eddie had a type and that type was “dangerous and pretty,” it was probably both.

“Is he?” Dustin looks over his shoulder, grinning his goofy grin. “Hey Steve!” The kid’s hand lifts in a wave as Steve makes his way toward them.

“Henderson. Go get in the car with the other gremlins, I want to have a word with your dragon master.” Steve smiles fondly, nudging the kid toward his waiting car. Guy just screams preppy. Collar popped, jeans so damn tight that Eddie's getting a sympathy wedgie. No boxer line on his thigh which means that Harrington is a brief guy. Not that Eddie is thinking about his underwear, it’s just an observation.

“Dungeon Master, Steve. I swear you’re getting it wrong on purpose.” Dustin sighs, rolling his eyes but starts toward the car.

“Yeah, yeah, whatever.” Steve calls back over his shoulder before turning to Eddie who hopes he wasn’t caught staring. His heartbeat does something funny before he gets a handle on himself and leans into his usual false bravado.

Swinging away from the auditorium door, Eddie throws his arms out in a full extension, lowering himself into a bow, “To what do I owe this illustrious visit, your royal highness?”

Harrington looks uncomfortable now, the ease that he’d approached with, gone, his shoulders hunched up, face looking pained as he tucks his hands into his pockets - well, he tries to - there’s not a lot of extra room in those 501s. “Cut it out. I just wanted to tell you not to leave the kids here alone if you guys get out early. Nothing that you have to do is important enough to leave them in the dark without protection.” His voice is clipped, jaw set, and Eddie realizes that he’s annoyed, maybe even angry.

What the fuck is that about? He’s all chummy when Henderson is watching but now that the kid’s gone, he’s slid back into asshole mode? Eddie knew it. He knew the kids couldn’t possibly be getting the real Steve Harrington if they actually thought he was a good guy. Wonder why he was putting on an act though - was he trying to get Nancy Wheeler back through her brother?

“Maybe I didn’t hear you right?” Eddie says with a hard edge, all flamboyance dropped. “You’re telling me? Not asking me?”

Fuck that. Who the fuck is this prep to tell him that he needs to watch over a bunch of high school kids? They’re like fourteen and fifteen. Eddie was selling drugs at fourteen, some kids have jobs, they walk home, not all of us were born with a silver spoon and a Bimmer - where the fuck does Harrington think they live that its too dangerous for three teenage boys to not stand outside for five minutes?

“Yeah.” He snaps, “I’m telling you. Don’t leave them outside without an adult.”

“Fuck you, Harrington. I’m not their babysitter. They were fine. If you’re that worried, you should be here earlier. I had shit to do.” He didn’t. Not really. He’d just had a shit day, shit week really, and wanted to go home to smoke a joint. He should have waited. He knew he should have but Harrington calling him out on it just pisses him off.

“Seriously, Munson?” Steve scoffs, shaking his head. “I knew you’d be a dick. You know their best friend is Will Byers, right?” Fuck. Eddie did not know that. Just that Mike’s best friend Will lived in California. Not that it was the Byers kid who went missing years ago. Damn. Eddie feels even worse now but fuck if he’s telling Harrington that. Steve’s voice softens though, “Just, please. If you know it’s gonna be an early night, let the kids know so they can radio me to be here earlier. I’m asking, okay?”

“Radio you? Like - you guys have walkie talkies or something?” Were they for real? What is this Cloak and Dagger?

Across the parking lot, Steve’s horn blares and they both look up to see Mike leaning over the driver seat to press on it.

“Keep your fucking shirt on!” Steve yells then grumbles under his breath, “Fucking Wheeler.”

Eddie should just agree and be done with it, he’s not gonna leave them alone after learning about Byers anyway but damn if Harrington and his pompous attitude don’t get under his skin. Instead, he says flippantly, “How ‘bout the King worries about his own court and leaves me the fuck out of it, yeah?”

He doesn’t wait around to see Steve’s reaction, just skips over to his van and climbs in. He’s got her started and is pulling out of the parking lot before he glances back at Harrington. It looks like Steve is already lecturing the kids about something. Eddie just shakes his head and drives off, leaving them to it.

As he’s pulling up to the trailer an hour later with a little more cash and a little less weed, Eddie almost expects to find a fancy rich boy car waiting for him. He doesn’t. He’s going to pretend that he’s disappointed about that because he wanted to argue with Harrington, not for any other reason. 

What he does find though, is a big motherfucking dog. It’s just sitting next to the trailer steps and Eddie’s seen Cujo so fuck if he’s getting out of the safety of this metal box. Hell no. He can wait.

After five minutes of waiting, they’re still in a stand off and Eddie’s thinking about starting his van and just leaving to sleep some place else. What? He’s a coward and that dog in Cujo put him off petting dogs for weeks afterward. No way is he getting out, alone, in the fucking dark to that behemoth of a dog. No one would even come if he screamed. This is a trailer park, ignoring screams is part of the lease agreement.

Just as he puts his keys back into the ignition, the dog tilts his head to the side, tongue lolling out for a few breaths before it gets up and trots over to Eddie’s driver side door. This close, it’s not quite as big as he thought but it’s still the biggest dog he’s ever seen. Some kind of Husky mix or something. He doesn’t know shit about dogs but it looks like a really fluffy sled dog. Poofy tail and everything. It tilts it’s head again and Eddie rolls his window down slowly.

It’s ears perk up and it looks happy. Which is maybe a thing dogs do? He wouldn’t know, honestly. He’s never had a dog. 

Eddie slides one hand out, curled into a fist because he doesn’t want to lose a finger to Cujo here. He needs those fingers for various reasons. Like guitar playing, dice rolling and other non sexual things.

The dog leans in, sniffs the hand, bumps it with his cold wet nose and then nuzzles it so Eddie’s knuckles graze into the soft gray fur on his forehead. Eddie’s barely breathing, his heart is racing and his legs are all clenched like he would run if he wasn’t sitting in his car. Extending his trembling fingers, he scratches the top of the dog’s head. The dog swear-to-god sighs. 

“Hey there, big boy. Whatcha doing?” Eddie whispers softly, opening his door to step out. The dog shuffles back just enough for Eddie to slide out from behind the door. His fur is soft and silky between Eddie’s fingers. “Oh look at you, so pretty. You know you are, too, don’t you?” The dog seems to preen with the praise so Eddie lays it on thicker, “Yeah you do. What are you doing out here? No collar but you must belong to someone, you’re too pretty to be running wild in Hawkins.”

After a few more runs through the fur on his back, Eddie reaches back into the van, rolls the window back up and grabs his bag. He can’t stay out here all night so he heads toward the front door. The dog follows. “Uncle Wayne’s gonna kill me.” Eddie sighs, knowing he’s a sucker and he’s 100% going to let this dog into the trailer.

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[deyisacherry]

MAAAAAN I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START

DANG IT, ME AND MY IMAGINATION, I KNEW THEY WOULD BE REALLY MESSED UP, AS WELL THE DAYCARE, AAAGH

MY BOYS, MY POOR BOYS SUFFERING SO MUCH

SUNNY SINGING WITH BROKEN VOICE, I SWEAR I WANTED TO CRY, BUT I ALSO LOVED HEARING HIM SING, WAA

MOONY MY BOY, HE WENT ON FULL GREMLIN MODE

ALSO "THE LIGHT HURTS US", YOU MEAN AS THEY WERE STUCKED IN CONTROL, SUNNY ALSO FELT PAIN DUE TO THE LIGHTS???!?!?! I CAN'T WITH THIS

I LOVED WHEN SUNNY SAID "WE NEED TO BE WHOLE" I WANNA CRYYYYY HE WOULD RATHER BE ECLIPSE WITH MOON INSTEAD OF SUFFER MORE AND RISK CASSIE'S SAFETY

AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ECLIPSE VOICE IS SO SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSO BEAUTIFUL AND SOFT AND PRETTY AND WARM, I WANT HIM TO HUG ME AND TELL ME I'LL BE ALRIGHT, PLEASE

THE WAY HE SAID "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" I'M GONNA LISTEN TO THAT AUDIO IN MY BIRTHDAY

NOW, OH GOD, THE ANGST, HE SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY BC THEY STILL REMEMBER CASSIE, AND THEY STILL HAVE ALL HER DATA SAVED IN THEIR SYSTEM, IT WAS INDEED HER BIRTHDAY

AND WHAT MADE ME CRY WAS HIM SAYING "I NEED TO CLEAN UP BEFORE WE CAN OPEN IN THE MORNING. THIS PLACE WILL BE FLOADED WITH KIDS!" OH LOVE, HOW TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU TT

AND THE FINAL "THANK YOU" PLEAAAASE I LOVE MY BOYS, I'LL GET THEM OUT OF THERE, I'LL REPAIR THEM AND MAKE THEM HAPPY

[aingeal98]

Writing motivation: Cassandra gets a daith piercing???

"I know I did all that research into the piercing to prove it's safe." Duke hesitates with his hand on the door of the tattoo and piercing shop. "But are you sure you want to do this?"

"You trust these people?" Cass asks in return.

"Best in the business as far as I'm concerned. Everyone I know got their piercings done here and I haven't heard a single complaint so far. The main issue is usually the pain tolerance which is-"

"Not a factor." Cass finishes.

"Right." Duke swings open the door and they step inside. "Guess I'm just curious. You still haven't told me what inspired this whole side quest."

"I saw family photos." Cass explains as they take a seat. "Bruce. And Kate. They had the same piercing. A bit younger than me in the photos, but still."

"That's... actually pretty sweet." Duke grins. "So you're trying to make it a family tradition huh? You think Bruce is going to cry when he sees it?"

A wicked looking grin spreads over Cass's face. If Duke wasn't used to see his older sister going "gremlin mode", as Tim and Steph have dubbed it, he would probably shiver in fear.

"Yes." She replies. "He will see the piercing. And he will cry."

Duke has a funny feeling that she is not picturing tears of joy. But Bruce messed with his investigation last week because it clashed with one of his own, so Duke is in the mood to be a little bit petty.

"You need someone there to film his reaction?"

"That would be nice."

The body piercer calls Cass up for the appointment. Duke sticks out his fist as she passes, and she bumps it gently with her own. He's not worried about her needing a hand to hold, she got over the nerves back when Steph and Barbara pierced her ears for the first time. If he went up there right now, he'd end up the more squeamish of the two.

No, today Duke is firmly on moral support duty. And chaos enabler. But that's a given with the two of them at this point.

His eyes stray to the tattoo designs advertised on the wall. Cass is probably right and the daith piercing will be enough to make Bruce cry. But if he really wanted to go the full way to ensuring that...

Well, he had been thinking of getting something small recently. But then again his mom might kill him if he does it without talking to her first. Best let Cass handle Bruce's emotional torment for now.

(When they show Bruce the fruits of their afternoon shopping, he lasts all of ten stoic seconds looking incredibly constipated before tears start leaking from his eyes. Duke is there to film the whole thing of course, while Cass just smiles and twirls, knowing exactly what she's doing.

He uploads the video to the groupchat, and Bruce's 'trying not to cry' face becomes the most shared superhero meme of the month. When it reaches the Watchtower, Duke decides that maybe now would be a good time to test how long he can stay invisible.

"Worth it." Cass tells him in the end, smiling proudly with one small gold hoop in her ear.

Seeing how happy she looks, he can't help but agree.)

[meara-eldestofthemall]

Hello again bat-gran 👋

I appreciated your answer on the Robins situation, it intrigued me.

How would you have written Damian/where would you like his writing to go?

Poor Damian is simultaneously the Batfamily character with the most potential and the worst possible character development. If you go all the way back to his introduction it was fairly clear that readers were supposed to loathe him. He was an arrogant and rude little princeling with a chip on his shoulder the size of Cleveland.

Damian was such a brat that he even managed to exhaust Alfred's patience, which is a real feat considering the man raised Bruce.

Everyone knows that in his later interaction with Tim in this issue (Batman #657) Damian proves what a superior person he is by killing the first criminal he came across. He then tossed the decapitated head, (with a grenade in it's mouth) at Tim to make a point.

The most important thing to take away from this is that Damian has been raised in a cult that operates on the same upward mobility scheme as the Klingon Empire. In order to get ahead, you kill the person in your way. That' s exactly what Damian tried to do.

Damian was originally conceived as an anti-hero at least and a full blown villain at worst. He was supposed to be a great source of angst for Batman to darkly brood over for years. The only problem was that about half of the fandom loved hyper-violent, rude and nasty Damian. DC now had to figure out how to redeem him enough to work with Batman.

They actually did come up with a method that worked. During Battle For The Cowl Damian saved Tim's life in a very Damian way.

This was the moment that could have changed everything. This is where I would have had Damian reluctantly (very reluctantly) allow the idea that maybe his father's way of doing things had a tiny bit of merit after all. To be honest, I wouldn't have changed much of the Dick Grayson Batman and Damian Wayne Robin arc. You had a much sunnier Batman with Robin as the grim dark little gremlin a lot of people loved. Damian actually showed some positive character development without losing the edge that made him popular.

What would I have changed? This...

All the progress Damian made was unceremoniously tossed onto the garbage heap. The moment the kid got angry with Tim he went right into assassin mode and tried to kill him - again. Worst of all, there were no real consequences for his actions. Instead we're supposed to sympathize with the fact that Damian's feelings were hurt.

The impression left with the reader is that Damian maybe got a stern to talking to from Dick but that was about it. It does not help the conversation above seems to lay the blame on Tim for not having a stronger password.

This is the crux of the problem that followed Damian for years. DC seemed to actively undo any positive character development to keep him static. Damian was not allowed to be anything other than rude, arrogant and hyper-violent. He worked abysmally with Bruce's Batman, so much so that it set in stone the idea that Bruce was incapable of being a good Dad to Damian. Damian's character waffled between hero, anti-hero and kind-of-sort-of villain repeatedly. Not too long ago they were setting him up to be a bad guy yet again. Remember when Damian had his own private prison and then resigned from being Robin?

Why would DC continually do that to a character with so much potential?

What I would do with Damian is what we're now seeing. He went off and had his obligatory Robin-right-of-passage adventure on a mysterious island. Damian came back a better character. His relationship with Tim is improved enough that they still bicker dreadfully but are actually more like brothers.

I really like what I'm seeing in Batman and Robin. This is how Damian should be written. He's still got his edge and doesn't suffer fools well but he's working towards a positive future.

So, if you'll forgive this pedantic old Bat-Gran, my point is that what I want to see, what I as a writer would do, is keep him more on the path of the current Batman and Robin series and less of what we see in the current Batman series.

Most of all I would write Damian consistently, not vary the basics of his personality from book to book. That is the cardinal flaw that has always plagued DC.

Who I want Damian to be is a young man who is just beginning to discover that he can choose his own future. My version of Damian can honor his heritage but still move forward into the best version of himself. He can be someone who, perhaps like many teens, has no idea what he'll be in ten years but does know that it's a path he chooses for himself, not one forced on him by either the Waynes or the Al Ghuls.

I just hope I live long enough to see that. I'm already 67 so I hope DC stops messing around gets to it, please.

So, are you sorry you asked?

[as-i-watch]

Would you dare to rank the parental figures?

Bellemere, Dadan, Zeff, Hiruluk and Kureha, Kokoro and Tom.

Not sure if Saul enters the category; maybe Clover?

Include Shimotsuki just to put him at the bottom.

Anon sent me other ask to add Genzo to the list and it so shall be

Im gonna rank them from worst to best parent figure imo, considering thei actions, the circunstances and their kids

[Also my sources tell me i havent gotten to Shimotsuki yet so i can rank him]

Just to be clear there's no bad parent figure here they are all good and i appreciate them all

Kokoro - she is amazing, but Chimney was exposed to some dangerous situations. Tho that kid is insane so i get it. And i dont have that much of a register of her dealing with Franky and Iceburg, ofc she loves them but i leave it at that.

Clover - he looked after Robin and he def cared for her, tho i think any decent adult could've done the same

Genzo - i think that for a long time Nami never knew how much he cared for her really, and i think any parent-child relationship has to be two ways. But he does care a lot.

Saul - he tought Robin to cope and to seek hope. Thats priceless. He was there for a short time but he did sacrifice himself for her so...

Hiruluk / Kureha - i cannot separate these two. Hiruluk tought Chopper love and kidness and gave him hope and dream. And Kureha took care of him and always tries to do best for him, tho in her own way which can be a bit ...intense. But they both love Chopper so much in and have such radically different ways of showing it

Dadan - not placing her first it hard for me considering she had to deal with those three gremlins and all the trouble they got into. She's not first bc Garp forced her to take care of the kids and was not like 'ok im a parent now' unlike all the ones that comes next

Bellemere / Tom / Cora-san (yes im adding him bc he's my blorbo) - they all saw their kids and went into full parent mode, they all care for them and did right by them and ultimately sacrificed themself so their kids could live

Zeff - he was built to be Sanji's dad. And to be tasked to be Sanji's dad, jesus the boy is troubled. And his parenting techniques might not be right for someone else but just right for Sanji. But any parent that displays his kid's wanted poster and rebuilts his ship to look like him deserves first place.