#then whos davey wtf

[boygirlctommy]

anyways ctubbo as jack and ctommy as crutchy

[curb-your-expectations]

That awkward moment when your art and entertainment producing “celeb” crushes start to get closer and closer to you in age until eventually you are either a.) the same age as one of them, b.) none of them are considered too old for you by societal standards anymore or c.) worst of all, you are at least a year or more older than one of them.

[pompyoly]

Redacted headcannons BUT some of them are actually cannon

After Vincent got turned and William was positive he wouldn’t go on a bloodlust spree he would sometimes go out and forget he was rich

Asher was one of those overly excited tall scrawny kids who would get colorful bands on his braces

Aaron and Elliot would play as duo characters for every video game that allowed the player to select characters

Gavin would know how to do things but wouldn’t know how he knew how to do them

Laskos powers sometimes happen as a reflex like his fight or flight instinctively turns into float the second he feels his body falling or if he’s on high places(you wouldn’t catch this man on any roller coaster)

Sam has an old outdated picture of him and his grandmother that’s in black and white

All earth elementals are naturally strong, Water elementals are naturally smart, Fire elementals are naturally determined, and Air elementals are naturally focused

Milo and Sam’s family bloodline has/had problems with addiction so they never associate with alcohol or smoking with the fear that they could get addicted

Quinn used to “joke” with Darlin when they were still together by grabbing them and pretending to turn them when they weren’t paying attention and to this day they wonder if he was serious about biting them

Asher was one of those kids who would listen to old metal songs over and over(AND OVER) again until he learned the lyrics

Sam does own a cowboy hat and the Shaw pack(main 8) has made “save a horse, ride a cowboy” jokes(Sam doesn’t know wtf they’re talking about)

Darlin would lie to Gabe and David’s mom about their parents letting them stay over because they wouldn’t wanna go home

Lasko wears sweaters WITH EVERYTHING

Gavin got his music taste from FL when they first started meeting up claiming that he wanted to get closer to them rather than having sex with them

Darlin and Sam were cautious when they had their first time always asking each other if they were okay before, between, and afterwards

David’s contact name in the pack phones is “Davey” but they’ll never admit that to his face(he currently knows that Asher and Angel have it as theirs)

Gavin has nipple piercings and a tongue piercing(he has tried to convince Lasko to get one)

Darlin has a slight degrading kink that you could NEVER get them to admit(Sam found that out when they once started crying and he thought he hurt them and was flabbergasted when they told him to do it again)

ALL of Asher’s shoes are dirty except for his dress shoes and Milo gets so pissed when he wears nice sneakers and creases them or gets them dirty

Angel and Baabe both like kpop specifically Ateez and seventeen

Sam has a house in the woods and prefers a working house over a cute one(he has a porch swing)

Sam doesn’t like talking about his family but could go hours talking about his grandma

David hates the nickname “Dave”(don’t ask me why I just feel like he does)

Darlin once thought they hurt sams feelings and disappeared for days until they came back with a gift for him and waited until he saw it before talking to him(they’re terrible at apologizing and refused to tell Sam where they went while they were gone)

Porter always kisses Treasure's knuckles

FL has once broken a comb in caelums hair(but was so confused when they were able to move their hands through his hair)

The younger Shaw pack had a clubhouse in the woods in an abandoned cabin that Gabe helped David clean up

TS TOOK ME ALMOST 3 HOURS I QUIT(I’m lying:3 GM AND GN It’s currently 4:36 IN THE MORNING)

[jack-kellys]

notes from december performance post-previews that i somehow just wrote up last night in august 2023 whattt how did that happennn:

the way jack replies to “you’re seeing stars alright” feels way more in response to crutchie’s attitude- and when he talks abt his dad getting stomped on it’s not just a context reveal. it’s jack telling crutchie he’s self-aware, he understands his shit place in the world and his desire to change it. just that it’s nice to dream. ow

“time for dreaming’s done” isn’t said with a smile. btw. if u even care

jack stealing finch’s mirror gets me every time

katherine looks back at jack at his “im crushed!” with a little smile

i get that the only reason buttons helps with a lot of the tricks is because he’s the DC but that doesn’t make it any less sweet… he’s always with splasher lmao

jack is quite uncomfortable with the nuns, he doesn’t look at any of them

never ever over spalsher’s little head tilt after his big flip

oscar grabs race’s collar on “i guess he didn’t take care of me!”

morris goes to hit crutchie again after pushing him to the ground before jack stops him

love when race bounces on his toes when he thinks he says something funny

morris blows his cig smoke into davey’s face when he’s grabbing him the extra paper

henry imitates les with finch as his davey, hobbling up to weasel down on his knees

jack rolls his eyes after telling davey “it’s just business” after shaking les’s hand. like can u believe this guy lmao

“mine taught me not to starve” looking at davey like ‘wtf is wrong with you’ LMAO. like jack’s irked with davey actually judging for something so ingrained into jack’s life fr

“HEY!! who was that guy >:(!”

medda checks on jack’s hair and he giggles mid sentence :) like “mooom in front of my friends??”

kaths look of Disgust when jack goes “i admire smart girls” is soooo done. she’s finished w this mf

katherine stays on the set as it shifts into WWK’s scene, staring at jack’s drawing, totally absorbed. i just think it’s fun how when davey sees jack’s backdrop he’s stunned in the same way kath is at her portrait. anyway

jack goes toward finch during the “our union is hereby formed to watch each other’s backs” after leaving ike and finch sweeeeerves away from him. finch only comes on board when davey does actually

when jack’s on the wagon with the “what if the delanceys come out swinging” etc he does a small laugh when the newsies all yell their response like he’s surprised !!

katherine is positioned right above the world’s door as if she’s. inside. ofc initially we read it as her just observing from above but it’s her literal building too.

“specs, you take queens.” “thank you!”

buttons gives kath a friendly wave and race offers his water cup when katherine comes into jacobi’s. walks right past the water even as race keeps his hand out lmfao

tommy lifts elmer into his arms after kath says they’d make front page

“this is not some little vaudeville im reviewing” felt more significant

“give those kids and me the brand new century and watch what happens” is a Plea.

welliguessitdependsonhowyoulookatitifyoulookandseebrooklynthenthey’rewithushaha! then race guns toward davey to yell at him

davey is not afraid to yell when his nerves get shot —> when the scabs boutta get they shit rocked

“them? or them.” OSCAR WAVES LMFAOOO

piggyback for les from racer

fight time

-morris has it OUT for racer in the pre-cop half. literally think he gets smacked with the bat TWICE. he’s on the ground, watches splasher get smacked from the ground, and BOLTS UP and races over to him shoving past morris. insane

-jack only swings on the rope to make a clear path for davey and les actually bc that action is the only reason they get to that half of the stage

-finch and romeo teammates for LIFE. they fought like the whole thing together fr. only pair that stuck out to me for the whole length of it (and then of course they watch crutchie get taken from the audience ough)

-nah jack Is a good fighter thru this it’s just the seize the day moment w the delanceys that he’s shit at btw

-davey doesn’t fight literally at all the whole time :/ c’mon. uncanonizing this in my mind

-SPECS KICKS ASS !! he’s got a bat and everything!! fuck yeah!!

shut up jack wipes at his eye during santa fe at “guy can catch a break”

^guy who lets out a sigh of relief when the post card is still in his pocket. fuck off

act twooo

kath goes to racer abt where jack might’ve gone and he’s abt to answer before albert pipes up

race flicking davey’s hat to the side>

^also they keep chatting thru tap sequences i love it

kath holding davey’s hand while they talk in the corner during table movement

crutchie holds his side when he sings…

^the only part crutchie gets teary at is when he starts talking abt the boys/family :,)

“and a little something extra, just on account of im gonna miss you so-” sounds like medda broke off bc her voice got watery 🥲

“every newsie—who could walk—was out there selling papes” OW the rephrasing of that line

as soon as jack turns his backdrop around to show the strike painting davey walks away soooo fast to turn away

WWH reprise is such an argument. “WE’RE ALREADY WINNING!!” yell davey yell!!

^jack makes the most fuming, boiling angry face after “y’know why a snake starts to rattle 😌?”

davey initiates the spit shake when jack offers his hand

kath is Mortified watching snyder expose jack’s refuge history AND SHES SO MAD when pulitzer gets between her and jack omfg

“be glad you’re alive, kid” is spoken and cruel asf but wbk

morris’s laugh kills me everytime it’s so fucked in the head. goddamn

jack doesn’t let davey touch him when he enters the rally like he doesn’t want davey to look like he knew abt the betrayal beforehand….

scope runs RIGHT up to jack after spot pushes him and goes to yell at him LMAO… lucky has to drag her away

“is that really what it’s like in there? rats everywhere, and vermin?” is taken as judgement and not concern and jack fuckin jumps on it LMAO

the actual motion of disgust jack makes at “you just double crossed us to your father- your… father.” dead every time he literally flinches

“i just didn’t tell you everything!!” is said at the opposite side of the stage as jack and looking down and away. idk why she’s the only katherine that has ever played this line as guilty but i’m always so glad for it

“i’m not stupid.” “no-” “i know girls like you… don’t wind up with guys.. like me.” heathers voice: i will never shut up abooout this

jack seems very afraid of the word love?? during kath’s entire piece of STBI he stays away from her… and she def thinks she’s fucked up for a sec fr

wah this song is so tender :( they hold each other very softly

“hey! um… it’s good to have ya back.”

clarice’s spot also has a moment with race beside just letting the kids into the cellar together..<3 ik lillie’s has more tho

there is something so personal abt davey jacobs saying “bleeeed ‘eeeem” while looking dead into jack’s eyes

davey’s reckless hug once jack’s made the deal with pulitzer… every timeeee

FINCH CRUTCHIE HUG!! first to get to him and holds him the longest before race and jack come along :)

“new york’s got us. and we’ a family.” is said as such a statement of fact like crutchie just ends any argument right there. he just knows jack so fucking well.

:)

[loving-jack-kelly]

youtuber au where jack is an animated storytime channel who's never done a face reveal and davey is a commentary channel that delights in taking a break from more serious topics to review stupid things like animated storytime channels but when he gets to jack's he's doing research for it and he's like. hmm. actually. as insane as these stories sound I can actually match the big ones to real events that made the news. i know who this guy is. and he dms jack's personal twitter like hey I figured out who you are. maybe don't put so much detail in your stories and Jack is like wtf but okay. and then he starts making wilder and wilder stories until there's a whole genre of commentary that's like "what happened to this animated story channel and how did it go from exaggerated to utterly impossible stories" and every time Jack uploads a video he dms it to davey like how's this. is this vague enough. could you have tracked me down through this.

and then they kiss but only after at least a year of davey doing a weekly video that's like "every plot hole in the newest animated story"

[lover-girl-for-life]

pretty please..? (+ me js rambling)

can someone make more guy/honey fanfics? preferably with bear shifter honey. 🤭🍕❤️

super bummed that guy isn’t in AprilFooliesverse.. 😕

(can u tell i’m typing this on my phone and not laptop)

also jame’s video kept making me giggle cause i’m in love with the stoner trope (don’t ask)

i have school tomorrow, i feel like i should go to bed early but i really don’t want to. in the words of Guy, ‘fuck future me.’

i want my very own Guy 🙁🙁☹️☹️

i hate him. (i wanna kiss him on the mouth)

as a broke person i kept buying books and slurpies during spring break.

I might end up js passing out while listening to daveys playlist. (he’s so babygirl. I’m waiting for the double wedding)

lowkey disappointed i didn’t have a question 4 u Guys tonight 😖😢

anyone else listen to the new smosh song? Submissive and Breedable

‘she spongin’ on my bob- until im ready! 🤓☝️’

Also wtf guys 😕

where u guys find out Guys canonically a writer??

also who else thinks Naomi from 21 chump street (the musical cause i’m a nerd) is a bitch. No hate on the actress- tbh props to her tho, she’s a good actress- but like i hate her sm. She’s in a musical with Johnathan Groff and fuckin harry potter (i forgot his name. i wanna say andrew ranalls but i know that’s super wrong) i haven’t heard/watched it yet so yeah.

i really don’t want the Redacted hyperfixation to end. i wanna keep this with me for as long as possible.

holy fuck it’s like 4 am.

[waiting-makes-me-antsy]

Weird ahh newsies dream

tw: death, electrocution

i had a weird dream where like, there was this sort of military place idk??? And they made you work for them? So anyway, Davey, jack, les and a few other newsies were there.

I remember Les got in trouble but idk what happened to him

All I VIVIDLY remember is that Davey got in trouble for giving his food to Albert and protecting Race so he had to be in this play

And this play was like a messed up version of the Nutcracker and The Wizard of Oz??? So Davey was a dancer who was banished from the land because he couldn't dance well (that's in the story).

And there was this rat guy. And basically the story was gonna follow Davey. And he would have this machine sort of connected to his body that would shock him with electricity whenever he crossed a certain path on stage.

And the rat guy couldn't see and was curious and he held the electric control. And he put it all the way up.

And Davey died. And then I remember jack IMMEDIANTLY rushed over and started crying. He was screaming and sobbing.

And then it ended

Gods wtf does my brain come up with

[unofficially-racetrack]

I was looking through Newsies (Broadway) to prove a point for a post, and DAMN

THE WAY OSCAR LOOKS DAVEY OVER AFTER GIVING HIM HIS PAPES- LIKE WTF DID HE DO TO YOU?

It’s either that or he’s checking Davey out.

THEN THE WAY OSCAR CHUCKLES WHEN DAVEY SAYS “I paid for twenty but you have me nineteen.” LIKE DID OSCAR FUCKING KNOW? CAUSE HE DONT SEEM TO CONCERNED

“he said, ‘beat it’”

LIKE DAMN UR SO PROUd you scammed him LIKE HES SMIRKING TOO-AND HE LOOK LIKE HES HOLDING BACK A LAUGH WHEN JACK SAYS “ay weasel, you gave him nineteen.”

And then the way he walks away when Jack roasts him like- OO YOU JUST GOT ROASTED IN FRONT OF LIKE 30 CUTE BOYS WHO ONE OF THEM YOU NOST DEFINITELY HAVE A CRUSH ON (hopefully not davey cause davey has a boyfriend)

[jacedified]

SUMMIT PT 2 LIVE REACTION

wdym u can explain eventually

TELL HIM VINCE- i-

WILLIAM ORDERED U but like why tho

ok porter i love u MWAH

SOLAIRES STAND AS ONE NATION UNDER GOD INDIVISIBLE whatever whatever

ALEXIS GET UR SHIT TOGETHER

period alexis

i would love a game of clue rn

shes not wrong abt the wrinkles

LEX??? WTF AYE Lex VINCENT WTF DO U MEAN LEX

sweethearts safe and sound BLESS 😭

GIRL ATP I NEED U TO SPEAK IM TO ANXIOUS FOR SILENCE

milo bby its ok OUR POOKIE IS OK

asher smooch MWAH ily be safe

yea davey king dead happened while u were in negotiations

PUSH THEM AWAY???

DAYYYUMM ofc they didnt get to see who did the murder DAAAMMNIT

idky but evacuate the dance floor is playing in my head

(EVACUATE THE DANCE FLOOR DOO DOO DOO DOO IM ADDICTED TO THE SOUND) ((i forgot the lyrics))

aww another trusting moment between the men

PORTER CMERE BABES

yeah tell him asher

GET HIS ASS

PORTERR ill-

GET HIM ASHEERRRR

im crying i have tears in me eyeballs yall i cant

SPEAK SIR

ok thats true but like why did u send SH in there right before u knew he was gonna die????

DID I HEAR HEARSAY

true i cant handle a war rn and lovely shouldnt be spending their first year fighting on behalf of a clan they just became a part of

porter if ur not spinning then why do u look like a ballerina rn?? hmm?? EXPLAIN

YEA BUT THE NUDGE WAS DONE KNOWING SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN A LITTLE HEADS UP WOULDVE BEEN FUCKING NICE

lets go crazy crazy crazy till we see the sun

the department is right there.. in sweetheart form

BLOOD FIRST??? oh yeah vampire clan rules blah blah i remember this being mentioned during quinns little moment

WHO TF IS SPEAKING?? alexis? GIRL THATS NOT U SPEAK LIKE NORMAL

OH THE MONARCH IS SPEAKING i was lost

baas? bahs? someone spell this for me i wanna kiss her SORRY yall

BOYS JUST KEEP UR WOLFY HANDS DOWN

. . . yeah shes not wrong solaire and friends should probably sit out

MILO ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS

as if you care princely pop..

OH- TELL HIM ALEXIS clock him

oooooh???

alexa play ash by seventeen

well william aint here rn hes got other rich people duties

i hope SH is like stupidly staring at alexis the way i would be

so ur saying u left him alone before he died

HE DIDNT SAY? mf u were pestering abt funding just say he was annoyed w u

LEAVE WILLIAM ALONE HES BUSY (this is my sticking up for my 500 something yr old bby daddy)

well thats just hearsay princely poo

oh- AYE ADAM DESERVED IT CUNT!! (no he didnt i love him but yes he did)

YEAAAA TELL HIM

thank u porter poo

yea … christopher

they were fighting vincent for the most part so alibi CHECK

sorry monarch we didnt mean to kil- i mean let the king die without notice.. ill let u know next time

THEY FOUND SOMETHING YAALL

MORE TO THE STORY??? omg OH SHIT demon blood on a letter opener is crazy

so someone stabbed my other future husband with a letter opener

SHE CALLED ASHER PUP i love the monarch

OK MONARCH I WAS JUST COMPLIMENTING U GOD DAMN IT BE NICE

ok maybe david was a little silly asking that question but u cant expect him to know everything

so basically what im hearing is a demon was involved only ppl who closely align with empowered and demons would the house of bennett and their relationship with closeknit

CHRISTOPHER U LYING SACK OF SHIT WE CAUGHT U

ONE OF U OLD BAGS CALL ANOTHER SHAW PACK BOYS A DOG AND YOULL BE ON THE NEXT BEHEADING LIST

exactly someone got caught lacking after killing the king and didnt think to fuckin check themselves before letting the king be found

period porter.

i would retype all of this but shes just speaking fact so i dont need to take note of any of it

YOU GAVE HER THE POWER TO DO SO DUMBASS

ANOTHER DEATH??? damn both kings dead during the summit is wild

yeah milo my mind is kinda blown

NO MORE MONEY FOR CLOSEKNIT WOOT WOOT NO MORE MONEY CLOSEKNIT WOOT WOOT

vincent im too mentally unstable for an “are you alright lovely”

I REMEMBER IT BEING SPELLED BAAS so monarch baas is very right

NO HES JUST A BBYGIRL HE DONT KNOW NOTHIN

help “with any luck it wont be the last” shes so real for that

YES MAAM THIS WILL BE REPEATED TO KNOW ONE LOVE U HAVE A WONDERFUL REST OF UR SUMMIT *bow bow*

vincent listen i love u but like shes right we just have to keep it pushing

PORTER VINCENT TALK TIME lets gooo

IM EXCITED FOR PT 3

[treasure-goblin]

Cal Reacts Masterlist

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DUNE

Tag: #cal liveblogs dune

Dune 1

WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE

Tag: #cal in night vale

Ep. 1 the first and the last, never again

TWILIGHT PRINCESS MANGA

Tag: #cal reads twilight princess

Book 1

Book 2

Book 3

THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES

Tag: #cal in the archives

Season 1

Ep. 1 Lawnchair Anglerfish

Ep. 2 The coffin wanted orange juice

Ep.3 Chicken Doppleganger crossed the road

Ep. 4 Spooky book with lightning smells

Ep. 5 Penguin Bin Man

Ep. 6 Tiny Tim and his exploding girlfriend (cw. Body horror)

Ep.7 Clarice, The Pie Man, and Willy, who is not better than me

Ep. 8 Handy Manny and the arsonist who was a tree

Ep. 9 We're here for the cult stuff

Ep. 10 Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Ep. 11 Wildest Dreams by Taylor Swift

Ep. 12 TWAS I WHO SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE

Ep. 13 Nomi and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Ep. 14 Hungry Hungry Hippos

Ep. 15 Pocket full of Johns (cw. Potential claustrophobia trigger)

Ep. 16 The Itzy Bitzy Spider (cw. Spiders)

Ep. 17 Jared but not the one we like (cw. Body horror)

Ep. 18 Wtf Toby

Ep. 19½ Handy Manny comes in clutch

Ep. 20 The other part, Handy Manny couldn't save him

Ep. 21 Unlicensed Chiropractor

Ep. 22 Reverse Escape Room

Ep. 23 Not the one with the Ponies

Ep. 24 Well that escalated quickly

Ep. 25 Fuck Natalie, we hate her

Ep. 26 The Wiggly Wobbly Friemd

Ep. 27 This is apparently normal Paul behavior

Ep. 28 Sarah keep your pants on

Ep. 30 I got pancake mix on my special pajamas while Davey had a mental breakdown

Ep. 31 Irresponsible pet ownership

Ep. 32 Jane talks in circles

Ep. 33 Second-hand Horror

Ep. 34 Baby Chicken Spiders <3

Ep. 35 Emo in a basement

Ep. 36 The Walls are closing in now

Ep. 37 Apparently, more than just Jon take issue with Gertrude's filing system.

Ep. 38 Married to Odysseus (Run, run as fast as you can...)

Ep. 39 Puzzle Pieces of doom falling into place

Ep. 40 Season One ending, Not-Sasha must die.

Season 2

Ep. 41 Well that was stupid

Ep. 42 Well ya shouldn't have done that

Ep. 43 I'VE CONNECTED THE DOTS /ref

Ep. 44 Gertrude reads my story this time and the circus doesn't kill anyone for once

Ep. 45 I like Tommy's voice

[emmedoesntdomath]

I SWEAR THIS IS THE LAST THING

am i the only one that thinks davey would at first try to deny that jack is bi, even after jack asks him out cuz like ‘he just broke up w my sister wtf’ but then

but then hes like

‘he wouldnt lie about that’

and then what happens

NO GIVE ME MORE IF YOU HAVE MORE

yes. I think that’s realistic. which, admittedly, sucks (DOWN WITH THE BIPHOBIA)(EVEN IF IT ISN’T INTENTIONAL), but yes. 

I think we all headcanon davey as an anxious character who needs some good ol’ therapy (honestly, give me a newsie who doesn’t), and I think that’s completely fair. and yeah, I do think davey’s mind would immediately go to no, he can’t be bi. not from a bad place, but from a self-conscious, scared place that doesn’t believe the person he likes could like him back. 

and to give him a little credit, he did just watch this guy date his sister and then his best friend in rapid succession. 

still, though, he would be hesitant, and maybe even say to jack’s face that he’s not bi. again, this sucks, not cool, dude, but that’s probably what his reaction would be. 

and then they kiss. repeatedly.

[kentucky-fried-thea]

NEWSIES TWO NEWSIES TWO

part one

AIGHT

so

we are at the refuge, and crutchie writes a heartbreaking letter to jack, serving as the only major crutchie singing part in the musical and it ISNT EVEN ON THE CAST ALBUM anyways

back at the jewish representation deli, everybody (sans jack) is laying around super banged up and jacobi recites a proverb and the newsies are not very receptive

enter kathy

kath: why are you sad

newsies: bc we fucking lost one friend, another gave up on us, and we got our asses kicked

kath: but.. you're on the front page of the newspaper

newsies: oh then I guess it's a party?

and then they tap dance

ok member that piece of exposition about jack painting stuff for medda? he's doing that. he's painting santa fe when all of a sudden hOW ABOUT LETTIN A PAL KNOW YOURE ALIVE its davey <3 and kath and les are close behind and *8 year old voice* 🎶 les has a girlfirend! and they're like ok we have an idea. what if we hold a rally at the theater for the newsies and jack is like FUCK NO???? PEOPLE ARE??? HURT???? *cue "lighten up, nobody died*

^^^ live jack reaction

anyways one pOOr gUYS HEAD is Spinning later and he's on board, and immediately heads over to make a big fucking oopsie and goes to pulitzer's office to tell him about the rally personally. big mistake.

jack: hi mr jerkface mcdick we’re having a rally do you wanna come

pulitzer: no. also, this is katharine. shes my daughter. :).

jack:

pulitzer: oh also shut down the strike or i’ll hurt all of you badly. here’s some money :)

and then he sends his goons morris and oscar who i’ve somehow managed to leave unmentioned until now and theyre like ok we can do whatever we want with you. so we’re going to make you sleep on a printing press. because nothing is worse than sleeping uncomfortably;

ok so now we’re at the theater for the rally and the brooklyn boys are like hi. we are here. we just now this very moment only like two seconds ago very recently found out about this very new and unheard of strike. but we’re here now. so hi. and then they’re like ok where the fuck is jack. and then jack arrives and hes like ok okok so. if we disband the union, pulitzer wont raise the price for three years. and obviously he gets booed off the goddamn stage bc wtf bro. so he. runs off to the roof of the lodging house and theres katharine!

jack: what the fuck are you doing in my room

kathy: umm. specs did it not me

jack: put away my plot devices drawings

kathy: are they the refuge?

jack:.......maybe

anyways they get into an argument and then threaten to punch each other and then they kiss and then they sing their love for each other and devise a plan to create a pamphlet to rouse all of the working kids of new york and theyre like ok where should we print it. and then jack remembers the printing press he was made to sleep on. and gets an idea.

so. they go to the printing press and print the papers and sing a rousing song about changing the world once and for all with a little help from sons of famous people or whatever. then, roosevelt gets a copy and shuts down the whole parade and pulitzer is like ok but. my pride. and so jack is like hmm. ok so what if you lower the price by half, and buy back any papers we cant sell.and hes like ok deal and then jack initiates the spit shake thing adn pulitzer is like thats fucking gross and jack goes thats jsut business so pulitzer does it. and then they go back to newsieing around but this time jack and kath are a couple :)

that was very fun, thank you for the ask! also shout out to mike faist as jack kelly in newsies for making me memorize the whole fucking show <3

[flamingplay]

9, 31, 47, 58

Thanks a lot, J! <3

9. favorite smell in the summer?

Have already answered here!

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

For winter: dark blue jeans, black leather boots, and Yannis' flame sweater™ with my silver chain and earrings-crosses and flame ring, for spring: oringe™ coat with everything you call greedy like turtleneck xD and oringe-white converses, for normal summer it's Pidge shirt with my red ornamented kimono and wide trousers with the suspenders, for autumn... idk what that will be, but for the Greek one it's my white jeans overall that gives Davey from Glass Animals vibes and beige shirt and if it's like +25 I'd defo kick assess in my blue-brown pleated mousseline volan transparent dress, just need rather a sword or a earrings-swords and a tooth-necklace lol (for those who wonder how it looks like you might be disapponted but I feel like a medieval warrior in it). If the weather allows it (aka not too cold, not Greek 3 seasons), I'd be wearing my black jumpsuit which is very much about kicking asses and taking names and only I own me-ing.

47. favorite type of cheese?

Seasoned with "nutty taste" (Jon Buckland from Coldplay, no, it was about cheese indeed). I'm obsessed over seasoned cheese, don't judge me anyone, I adore that nuts-caramel (suddenly fruity in some types omg) afterataste of them and honey smell like wtf it's just an old cheese why is it like that??? ANYWAY, obsessed over Leiden Gold Limited 3 years old, idk why I can't google it anywhere else but the shop in my birth city and it's defo NOT a Leyden cheese because it doesn't have cumin... Anyway, here's this legend:

Goes perfectly well with de-alcoholised Merlot, someone shut me up about this rn... I'll never have a life like this...

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

Gosh, I gotta ask you? Idk, tbh... Can we count just @-ing my faves and being bold to talk to any of them irl even when I feel extra nervous and cringe as a talent? If no then maybe... making other people as comfortable as possible, digging information, making some Ps stuff rarely af by now but just for expressing my feelings not like pro or something, discovering some not very well known music and books (by now this talent faded).

[jack-kellys]

Charlie for the ask game??

YES YES yes. yes.

send me a fandom/ship/character and i’ll tell you some stuff!!

him him nothing but him miles and piles of him <3

How I feel about this character:

i’ll admit it. crutchie was not my main man in the past. he felt like a bit of a shoehorn based on the content i had, like ok of course they get rid of the disabled best friend for most of the show. like wtf. but i’ve evolved, i now am like ok that’s bad writing but it doesn’t make crutchie a bad character. and this is just. matthew duckett alone is a crutchie dissertation LMAO!! i LOVE CRUTCHIE!! i love his position with jack, i love his standings with the newsies, i love his resilience, his new more jaded take vs. the sunshine naive one of THE PAST (it’s of the past bc i personally killed it and stabbed it to death so that it would die. you’re welcome), he’s so sarcastic and dedicated to the strike and to jack. mans keeps his chin up and i am obsessed with him for it. he’s just SO COOL now like not only is he a good character he is genuinely a cool fucking character. fuck yeah. only took ten years (or. oh my god. thirty? 1992 is… thirty years ago?)

Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character:

um! fuck it i’ll be controversial— i honestly have no issues with jackcrutchie! all the newsies call each other brothers through the whole show and this fandom ships them anyway, and the 15 year old crutchie is now. a myth. thank god. because a revival has happened that has purposefully not taken jackshit from bway and there’s no way they got matthew duckett playing a FIFTEEN YEAR OLD LMAOO.. so jackcrutchie is valid and their relationship is interesting and complicated w/ refuge stuff to do i think there’s a lot of pull from! more than. uh. most ships in this fandom.

also crutchie is almost never paired with anyone romantically and i wish it was a mystery as to why. so if he wants to kiss jack kelly… who am i to tell a fic writer what to do. but also… crutchie and davey. i could have thoughts if they were dropped in my inbox.

My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character:

OKAY WELL YEAH it is jack and crutchie. i can be a jackcrutchie ally and not ship it consistently. their history together is the longest in the show’s context and i love how clear it is… i think crutchie’s love for new york and jack’s growing distaste of it is REALLY fascinating given the fact crutchie is the one thrown in jail and he is still like. but this is my city. like wow. idk that’s so… so fascinating for them two

My unpopular opinion about this character:

my unpopular opinion is that the hashtag ‘let crutchie say fuck’ agenda is still rooted in like a quirky infantilism. like when the child learns a bad word. what

anyway hashtag crutchie does say fuck

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

i wish crutchie got to talk to jack about the strike. because one minute they’re talking about santa fe, the next prices are raised and crutchie is saying how they should just buy their papers and keep surviving, and then suddenly we are on strike. i want a like. “what happened to leaving new york, mr. president?” kind of conversation between them especially since crutchie is IN OPPOSITION of jack. fuck me i’ll do it myself if i have to

Favorite friendship for this character:

DAVID JACOBSDSNDND!!! i think there’s this weird kind of recognition that crutchie has with davey, like this knowledge that jack needs someone like this to bring him down to earth. like. this Approval crutchie has of davey is fucking awesome, very clear in uksies. also they’re shown talking together a lot, after WWK they r at the center table like Deeply discussing something before davey says his line. ugh<3

also the way crutchie gives davey (yes not the other way around. davey like comes over to him and crutchie invites him in for a hug) is so personal to me oh my god!!

THANKS CAM!!

[felt-squirrels]

HAHAHA YAY!

1: sarah jacobs being morally conflicted about dating her ex’s other ex while said ex-bf is literally making out with her brother

2: both jack and davey being in complete disbelief that the other likes them back. they’re both the pining idiot and the oblivious dumbass at the same time.

3: jack being overly affectionate and davey pretending not to like it, but knows that jack was never overly affectionate w kath or sarah so it makes him feel special

4: davey having an actual routine that he just sort of drags jack through and jacks just like ‘okay babe whatever works for you’ but really jack gets tired out by it easily

5: sleepy javey snuggles. thats it.

6: davey would at first try to deny that jack is bi, even after jack asks him out cuz like ‘he just broke up w my sister wtf’ but the but then hes like

‘he wouldnt lie about that’

7: is it just me or would kath have been openly bi like waaaaaaay before jack was

like as soon as she decided she’s a bad bitch who disobeyed her father and got a job she also was like ‘btw, i like girls’

jack knew this going in

he had it coming

not that he didn’t already have a thing for a certain guy but yk

8: sarah realizing her feelings for kath before breaking up w jack and that being the reason he’s left w/out a gf?

9: jack dating sarah because he is wrestling with his own internalized homophobia. he figures the only reason he wants to be around davey so much is bc he likes his sister, or thats what he convinces his dumb brain. either way yes. he was never really into her.

-🦡

Honestly yeah I’m some of the modern Aus that I’ve read where Sarah dates Jack first her reaction to Jack and Davey getting together is usually “Finally, I dated Jack just to make him realize he liked my brother.” Or “Wait what” and then she starts dating Kath and the internal conflict gets resolved.

I also totally agree with them just not believing the other is in love with them like they are emotionally repressed gay teenagers but aren’t/weren’t we all

And Davey being a bit of a neat freak or desperately relying on a schedule (Autism) is so relatable in an opposite way? I hate schedules but also totally get needing to rely on them

Honestly I agree with everything on this list I am very tired but uh yeah Kath knowing she’s bi way before Jack? Yesssssssssssssss

[omens-and-more]

Did not expect to see someone on here compare Noah to an actual p3d0, but here we are... wtf?

Maybe people are comparing him to that creepy man because P is friends with a p3d0 as well :/

but wtf is that comparison? Noah is nothing like him

reading comprehension babes, the post said they know Noah is a BETTER person than Davey or however you spell his name. Which means they know Noah isn’t that creepy I think it was more comparing the fans who run to defend him is the same as the fans who ran to defend BOTDF dude, wasn’t comparing the guys but the fans. Does it need to be simplified more for you?!

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