#these are supposed to be headcanons but this absolutely turned into a mini fic

[stan-the-cinnamon-roll-uris]

Mike Hanlon Headcanon #2

There's a little book display right at the entrance of the library that Mike set up a few years after he took over as librarian in Derry.

There's a topic of the week that changes every Thursday and it's a big hit with the regulars.

Every once in a while Mike gets asked how he comes up with the different topics and he always answers the same thing, that the themes just come to him while working.

In truth, every topic is linked to the Losers.

Sometimes it's inspired by a memory, like the time Mike put all of the books he could find about canaries on display after he remembered the time Stan had tried to help him get over his fear of birds by taking him to the pet store when they had been 15 years old.

Other times Mike catches an article or news story about one of the Losers that inspires him for the following week, like the fist time he found one of Ben's projects in a magazine and put together an architecture display.

Over the years there had been weeks about poetry, cars, fashion, comedy, friendship. Family.

After Derry 2.0 there's one last display before Mike plans to leave Derry with all 6 of his old friends.

The Losers call him silly when they walk in and see the turtles but Mike just laughs.

And maybe the turtle will, too.

[m0nster-babi]

I see quite a few BAU Agere Family fics and headcanons of Hotch being the dad, Rossi being the grandpa, and the rest are their littles which is super cute! However, I would like to introduce my own personal BAU Fam

Rossi is absolutely the grandpa, Garcia is the momma, JJ is a flip, and the others are the littles

Hotch usually regresses the youngest to a toddler with Reid being second youngest, Morgan is an older child, Prentiss is anywhere between older child to preteen, and JJ is anywhere between younger to older child (between Reid's little age and Morgan's)

Morgan and Hotch seem to 'fight' over Reid's attention quite often

Prentiss is most often aware of Hotch's age and is most active in finding ways of involving him in games safely

Rossi sometimes has to argue to get the kids to eat food outside of just nuggets or mac and cheese or Garcia's cookies. His cooking work, he feels, goes unappreciated (he's totally not dramatic when guilt tripping the kids into trying his food). His arguments are often with Reid and Morgan

All the kids LOVE and are fascinated with Garcia's outfits and accessories! She always looks so pretty to them, and Reid and Hotch, being younger, tend to get distracted by her accessories a lot

Morgan most often refers to Garcia as Momma while Reid eventual gets comfortable and says it more often, and Rossi will refer to Garcia as Mommy to the littles. Prentiss and JJ often call her just Penny, and Hotch doesn't really say words

Rossi doesn't physically play with the littles as much as Garcia (old man XD) but he instead often asks them questions about what they're doing/making and will let them talk or show him through their process

Morgan's favorite activity is make-believe, adventures where he is the victorious hero! They are often more fantasy based rather than games like Cops and Robbers

Reid's favorite activities are of course reading and generally getting into things he's not supposed to. A lot of things are ment to be kept out of children's reach but he'll grab it and show off some physics or chemistry magic

Hotch's favorite activities are playing with Legos (mainly just separating the pieces) and napping. He's often a very tired baby who doesn't like a lot of loud noises

JJ's favorite activities are drawing and reading when regressed. She loves using bright colors in her drawings meaning that Garcia is often her favorite subject, asking her to pose for a drawing. JJ sometimes reads with Reid but when regressed she often chooses a different book since he doesn't always pick the 'age appropriate' ones. When she's big, she loves sitting with Reid and reading

Prentiss often goes along with what other people may want, but she does love playing make-believe with Morgan a lot. She likes being the powerful witch who kidnapped and poisoned Princess Penny and Morgan has to save her before the stroke of midnight or she may never wake up again! Mwa ha ha!

Rossi often naps with Hotch (once again, old man)

Reid doesn't generally like laying down for nap time, but a night light for his fear of the dark and reading to him till he falls asleep often helps

The older littles don't generally have set nap times like the younger ones, but naps don't always sound so bad

JJ when big (often referred to as Aunty) tends to make comments on Garcia constantly spoiling the kids with new toys and baked goods, but then turns around and buys new books or pacis or sippies/cups ect. that 'Ooo, Prentiss loves this character! Of course she needs the whole cup set!' or 'Reid said he used to have this book when he was younger!' or 'Morgan loves playing make-believe, a few costumes won't hurt to have'

Reid is the main collector of stuffed animals. When he carries one around, he'll often spout facts about the animal or character

Prentiss likes helping out around the house, like helping Rossi with the cooking even if it's just stirring the pot, or cleaning up after the littles lay down for naps. Morgan teases her calling her Mini Momma

[helpimhyperfixating]

can we pLeAse get headcanons or a mini fic of mer Jota actually giving reader the lil shoulder bite thing?? Can be an already established relationship or maybe Jotaro confessing + giving the mark. I love the mer-person x human concept, and your writing is lovely 💕💕

Imma do both ‘cause frick it, this is something I have been wanting to write for a long time ‘cause MMM mating mark 🤤

(Badly written) Headcannons:

The protector of the relationship is always the one who makes the mark

The mark is always supposed to sit on the left shoulder, the exact position of it can be determined by the mate themselves but it is always in the shoulder-neck area.

Now, upon being marked, it needs to of course be treated to heal. It is also a sign of trust, for the neck is a spot where a Mer can’t reach with their own tongue, no matter how flexible they are. Their mate is the one who has to treat it - and usually it is done in the most loving manner.

With Mer however, their skin is very thick and does not scar quickly. Unless their wounds were unbelievably deep, they usually don’t retain a scar. For if they did, pups teething on their parents’ fins or even accidental scratches with your mate’s claws would absolutely litter every Mer. Instead, thanks to their thick skin, they are usually very sleek and clean looking, with minimal scars.

For mates however, this means that for the mating mark to be permanent and scar over, it needs to be repeatedly done.

Once the initial bite has healed (curtesy of the grooming of the mate) it needs to be bitten again before it can fade.

And this is how it shows the care of the mate. Other Mer can easily see how well your mate treats you by the mating mark you have. For, if the mate just haphazardly bites, the mating mark becomes an ugly stacked mess of teeth marks. It is the mate’s job to make a clean mark, but if they don’t care, others can instantly see.

A mating mark must therefore be handled and executed with the utmost care and love. They need to remember that it does hurt their mate and it is a show of their love (not unlike getting married in the human world).

A mate needs to carefully lay his teeth over the previous mark and make sure it is aligned perfectly, before biting. And then the grooming phase starts again.

Making a mating mark is a long and arduous process. Between every bite the mark needs to almost fully heal before it is bitten again, only to then need to heal once more. Some marks need to be bitten 7 to 10 times before they perfectly scar over, but most sit around the 4-6 range - it depends on the Mer.

With biting a human mate though? Well, we tender humans have skin that easily scars. But the instinct of repetition is there so uh, one might be bitten several times before the Mer realises that - oh, it worked the first time.

Fic/Drabble:

Sitting on the couch together with Jotaro, evening had fallen and you were just watching the tv while Jotaro was leaned against you, languidly lapping at your neck.

It seemed like a lazy action on his part, grooming you not unlike a cat. Though you had been taking note on how often he had been singling in on that specific spot on your neck.

Curious about it, you turned your head to look at him, making him cease his actions and look at you.

“Something wrong?” He questioned but you sent him a small smile, shaking your head no.

At that, the merman relaxed a bit. He worried for a moment that you didn’t like what he was doing. If you’d ask him to, he’d stop of course, but if that happened he didn’t know what he would do.

You and him had been mated for a while and he… he really wanted to mark you.

The Mer wanted to spend his life with you, he just didn’t know how to address the subject of a mating mark with you. He knew it wasn’t something that happened within human culture but he also didn’t want to push things too fast for you.

So he shut his mouth and kept it shut.

Within him though, the urge to mark you grew every day. Right now he was fighting nature and his instincts, and the way he did that was by prepping and grooming the skin where he would mark you.

It was enough to hold him over, to keep him from sinking his teeth into your skin like he so badly wanted, to show everyone that you were taken and specifically, that you were his.

Your hands cupping his face made the Mer snap out of his thoughts, a small blush marring his face as he realised he had been caught fantasising.

“What’s on your mind, fish boy?” You questioned, using that dumb nickname that made him deadpan anytime you uttered it.

“Nothing.” He spoke dryly, making you giggle softly before shifting your thumb to rub over his earfin, instantly making a purr accidentally flow out of him before he was able to catch himself.

“Are you sure?” You teased, now fully rubbing his ear, knowing he melted into your touch when you did so. A small growl left him as he tilted his head into your touch automatically, his eyes closed as well, though his brows were furrowed.

“Yes.” He spoke through gritted teeth and you laughed softly as you could tell he was holding back his purr.

Annoyed that he was so easily swayed, he suddenly pounced you, pushing your back down onto the couch as he pinned your wrists by your head, the base of his tail on your legs to keep the appendages down and leave you pinned.

“You’re a handful.” He spoke with a slight growl in his undertone and you just smiled smugly up at him.

“And you’re not saying what’s on your mind, mate.” You teased, knowing calling him that drove him mad.

And it proved true as his pupils vastly dilated, his lip curling up and showing off his teeth.

“Careful.” He full on growled now and you leaned up to peck his nose playfully, making him pull back with a small ‘tch’.

Glaring down at you, he saw how you finally settled down, your mischievous look leaving and being replaced with something more calm.

Calming down himself as well, Jotaro sighed softly, releasing your wrists gently as he instead placed his hands on the side of your body, making sure he didn’t crush you under his weight.

Now that your hands were free again, you once more cupped the merman’s face, tilting his head so that he would look up at you.

“Jotaro…” You started softly. “You don’t have to hide anything, tell me what’s on your mind.”

“I don’t want to scare you away.” His voice was small when he finally spoke and your face twisted in empathy, instantly wrapping your arms around his neck and pulling him into a tight hug.

“You won’t scare me away.” You murmured, feeling him wrap one arm back around you while using the other to still keep himself up. After a few seconds you pulled away, giving him a small grin. “Not since you snuck up on me on Christmas morning.”

As you said that, Jotaro rolled his eyes. “I didn’t sneak up on you, you just didn’t notice me come in.”

“Eh details.”

You chuckled softly at his unimpressed face and your soft laugh made him nuzzle your head while he lowered you back down, staying in that position for a little while in silence.

“I want to mark you.”

His voice suddenly speaking up surprised you as you had almost been falling asleep, blinking a few times.

“What do you mean?” You asked, patience in your voice as you tried to figure out what he meant.

“I want to officially mark you as my mate, Y/N.” As he said that, his hands were softly rubbing up and down your sides. “I’ve looked into it and I believe… it is not unlike what you call marriage.”

“O-Oh?” You spoke with a little crack in your voice and Jotaro lifted his head to see a deep blush on your face. “And what do you mean by mark?”

“The mating mark, it’s a bite. It’ll let others know you’re taken. Show that you’re mine.” The slight possessive growl in his throat paired with the intense look in his eyes made butterflies explode in your stomach in such a way that you didn’t even know was possible.

“Is that why you kept…” You didn’t even need to finish as Jotaro nodded, his eyes glancing down at your neck.

“Y/N, will you let me?”

His question gave you pause. If what he said was true, was he basically asking you to marry you? Only instead of wearing a ring, you would wear a bite mark?

“Mer mate for life, Y/N. I’ve chosen you. But I won’t do anything unless you choose me too.”

Biting your lip, you tried to hold back the emotions his words brought forth. “Since when do you get sappy?” You spoke with a slightly broken voice, making Jotaro softly start to purr as he made you look at him.

“I love you, Y/N. I’ve wanted to do this for a while. Will you let me?”

A nervousness washed over you but after taking a deep breath, you nodded. “I love you too. Let’s do it.”

At your words his purr picked up in volume and you could see the happy glint light up in his eyes, showing how badly he wanted this.

“I’ll be as gentle as I can.” He hummed before leaning in close, softly nosing the spot where your neck met your shoulder, barely able to contain the flutter of his heart and the excitement he felt at being allowed to do this - finally.

“Will it hurt?” You asked with a slight hint of fear and Jotaro grabbed hold of your hands, carefully pushing them into the couch as he held them.

“Yes, but I’m here.” He whispered into your ear, lacing his fingers with yours as his breath ghosted your skin.

Taking controlled breaths, you just focused on Jotaro, feeling his tongue slowly lick over your skin.

He knew exactly where and how he would place the mark, having thought about it so many times already that he didn’t need to now.

“Ready?”

You barely were able to refrain yourself from nodding, swallowing instead before answering. “Yes.”

With that, Jotaro pressed his chest into yours fully before clamping his jaws into your shoulder.

[suna-reversed]

HQ- BOYFRIEND HEADCANONS

characters- Ushijima, Kageyama, Bokuto, Osamu, Suna

tags- major fluff, gn! reader

Ushijima

- If you ever happen to mention a particularly painful headache or maybe a sore spot on your shoulder, it doesn’t matter if you’re in the privacy of your own home or out in the stadium in front of hundreds of people,

- Ushijima would simply ask you to point out where it hurts and start massaging it or gently rubbing it over, asking you if that helps. 

- You’d literally turn to putty in his hands because of how skilled they are (in more than one way), but also really flustered if he happens to do it in public.

Kageyama

- He will subconsciously end up buying you your favourite drink or a small snack every time he stops by at a vending machine to buy milk for himself. 

- Every now and then, he’ll come across a new item, maybe something in your favourite flavour or maybe it has a pack of stickers you like, and he’ll end up picking that up too just for you to try it out.

- He’ll pass it to you so nonchalantly, you wouldn’t even realise you’re holding something in your hand till he opens his own milk box. 

- If you go all mushy and thank him with a 🥺🥺 look, he’ll literally melt on the spot before muttering out something like “it’s literally just a pocky box boke, no need to get so excited”. 

- But he’ll still end up ruffling your hair affectionately once he sees you smiling and enjoying what he got for you.

Bokuto

- He absolutely loves taking pictures of you, doesn’t matter if you’ve just woken up with drool on the side of your mouth or have smudged makeup on your face 

- he would still want to capture your beauty because, in his words, “you keep getting lovelier by the day” and he wants to “keep track of it”.

- But sometimes, it can be the most mundane of days and suddenly he’d find himself looking over at you. And he wants to pick up his phone to click this moment but he’s so afraid that if he removes his eyes from you for even a second, you’ll disappear into thin air. 

- Anyone who knows the rowdy boy would be absolutely shocked at how quiet he can be in your presence sometimes. But he’d simply be admiring you, saving the moment in the back of his mind, forever.

Osamu

- He absolutely loves cooking for you and everyone knows that.

- He’ll be happy packing you cute bentos with notes every now and then, or even making you souffle pancakes at 3 am because you couldn’t sleep. He is truly a guy who shows love through acts of service.

- And it’s not only you, but also the ones close to you that he’d love to cook for. Your best friend’s having a last minute birthday party but can’t book a personalised cake this late? No problem! Samu’s got it covered. You want to surprise a family member with one of their favourite traditional foods? He’ll help you with the recipe and ingredients! 

- You’ll be watching him bake mini-cupcakes with one of your younger cousins/niece/etc, and he’d laugh as they smear frosting across his nose, and the realisation of how head over heels you are for him would hit you like a truck, right before he’d sneak over some frosting over your nose too before playfully licking it off.

Suna

- He will make you playlists and send them to you in the middle of the night! And not just any playlists but extremely specific ones.

- “Songs we should slow dance in the kitchen to”

- “Songs for snuggles”

- “Songs if we were in an enemies-to-lovers slowburn romance fic and dancing at a masquerade ball where you were supposed to assassinate me”

- “Songs for when I hit it then quit it” (okay maybe they’re not romantic all the time)

- He’d also put in secret messages sometimes in there, like picking out songs with words that’ll spell “I love you” if you read it vertically. 

- But the day you make him a romantic playlist, expect him to cling onto you like a koala all day long to show his appreciation for it while blasting your playlist from across the room. 

[sunnysviolin]

hi I'm the anon that asked for more mafia sunnflower (you can call me rat) I'm surprised you answered usually when I send a ask they can never be found so I was really surprised when I saw mine answered I also want to say before I need to go do something that I really love your work it puts a smile on my face and I get excited whenever I get a notification from you

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You guys!!! We absolutely cannot do compliment hours again....it literally cannot happen. Rat nonnie the tiny rat....I’m love them. I made them trans (Well once I get to mobile I will in editing LOL) 

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Honestly I was hoarding all the mafia asks, it’s my new favorite series (nearly uprooting Hero’s Journey with the Occult, but that one holds a special place in my heart because I know how I want to finish it off)  I’m thinking lowkey of making it into a full fic if y’all were interested in that 👀

I have two mafia asks I want to get to hopefully today, but I’m also getting my vaccine today!!!!! Really exciting I hope your thing goes well nonnie take these mini Basil/Sunnflower mafia headcanons with you on your journey <3

Basil tries working in the bakery alongside Hero, but he just doesn’t like it. His treats never turn out the way they’re supposed to taste, and only The Hooligans eat them to make him feel better. He’s much happier when he stops working at the bakery and gets a part time job as a flower arranger. 

He sometimes gives Sunny a flower to put in his hair, and Sunny always does no matter where he’s going or what he’s going to be doing. It is almost even more frightening when the capo is sitting in front of you staring you down with a tiny little rose just innocently sitting in his hair. 

The Hooligans call Basil the ‘little lady’ of the family due to his relationship with Sunny. He would feel mildly insulted, except they call Hero ‘the lady’ of the family and Hero just indulges them. They are very stuck to the traditional roles and after awhile it becomes a very affectionate nickname. 

In order to not have any issue with legal things they have Basil’s grandmother give up custody of Basil to Polly for the two years that he is underage. Basil never actually lives with Polly and he only knows her as the woman who cares for his grandmother. They are not very close. 

[yes-i-am-happyaspie]

I saw a head canon post of yours on Homecoming Tony vs Endgame Tony’s reaction to Peter getting sick in his car. Would you possibly be willing to write a short fic on that? At least the Homecoming one! I’d love to read that.

This seemed like a good enough excuse to write a 1,000 words or less, mini-fic!  so, here we are with 875 words of a ‘rough around the edges Tony handling Peter being sick in his car. And as far as a softer, more parental Tony goes- You’ll have to wait until @sicktember for that one.  

You can find the above mentioned headcanon post [here]

Trigger warning: vomiting

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As Peter sat beside his new mentor in the passenger’s seat of a very expensive car, he began to feel a little queasy. Nothing, in particular, had triggered it. He just tended to get car sick from time to time. He closed his eyes and swallowed a few times to help ease the nausea, but it wasn’t really helping. Tony liked to take the corners at an unreasonable speed and every time he did, his stomach flipped.

Under normal circumstances, he would ask whoever was driving to stop the car and give him a few minutes to collect himself or perhaps buy a soothing drink to sip at. However, the current circumstances were anything but normal. He wasn’t in the car with May or Ned’s mom or even Happy. He was in the car with Mr. Stark.

That hadn’t been the plan of course. Happy was supposed to have been the one to pick him up from school but apparently something had come up. Because when he’d opened the back door, he’d been surprised to see his mentor behind the wheel. Tony had smiled and waved him to the front saying that ‘he refused to be a chauffeur,' and he’d happily obliged. From there the man had started talking and hadn’t stopped for much more than a quick ‘yes’ or ‘no’ answer since.

“Hey, you with me, Kid?” Tony asked, causing Peter’s eyes to snap open.

“Yeah. Definitely, Mr. Stark,” Peter replied with a nod that he regretted instantly. The movement of his head had mixed poorly with the movement of the scenery outside of the windows, causing him to go from mildly uncomfortable to downright sick.

Tony had started talking again, something about steel alloy versus carbon steel, and Peter took a deep breath in through his nose. Then slowly dropped his gaze from the horizon to the clock. They were only twenty-five minutes into the hour-long drive. He was going to have to say something.

Just as he was about to open his mouth to say he wasn’t feeling well, Tony hit the gas, weaved between two small cars and sped past a large pick up truck to get through a cluster of building traffic. As he did so, Peter lost what little control he had over his stomach and gagged unexpectedly. He tried swallowing past it but a splash of sour liquid hit the back of his tongue causing his body to double in half all on its own as he vomited into his own lap.

“What the hell, Kid!” Tony shouted, his eyes darting back and forth between the road and the mess that was accumulating beside him. “Christ! You couldn’t have at least tried to give me some warning so that I could pull over?”

“I’m sorry,” he gasped, the moment he could get the words out. He could feel the heat of mortification creeping up his neck, all the way to his ears. “I’m so, so sorry. I didn’t mean to- to do that,” he attempted to apologize, knowing he’d absolutely ruined the man’s car. Then he laid his head on the cool window and simply closed his eyes.

Feeling marginally annoyed and extremely unsure about how to handle the situation, Tony gritted his teeth and sighed.The kid’s cheeks were pink with embarrassment, maybe fever, but probably both and he suddenly felt bad for shouting. “Look, I didn’t mean it like that- I’m just- not really good at this kind of thing,” he attempted to backtrack.“-but we should probably- what? Take you home, right? You want to go home? Of course, you do. I’m sure your aunt knows what to do with all of, well, this,” he said, waving his hand haphazardly towards the passenger side of the car.

“Yeah,” Peter tiredly croaked, only then realizing that perhaps he was more than a little car sick. His body had begun to ache and he couldn’t stop shivering. “Home sounds good.”

Tony turned the car around, taking the speed down a notch when the kid whined at the motion. He took it easy for the short time it took to get back to Queens. And was relieved when they pulled up to the Parker’s apartment without further incident. Not that it mattered too much. He’d already decided he was going to have to burn the entire car to ashes and buy a new one to drive back to the compound in.

“What about the lab time, Mr. Stark?” Peter asked as he sluggishly opened the door.

Resisting the urge to get out and walk around the car to rush the kid out, Tony forced a tight smile. “We’ll reschedule. When you’re less-” The word ‘gross’ came to mind first, but he managed to catch himself before he actually said it. “-sick.”

Peter licked his lips and nodded his head. “Okay and I’m still really sorry.”

“I get it, Kid,” Tony flippantly remarked because he knew the situation was horrible for both of them and that it wasn’t actually the kid’s fault. So he made an effort to reflect that knowledge as he spoke. “Now go ahead and skedaddle. Stay hydrated and whatnot,” he said, shouting, “I'll be in touch!” through the window before driving off.

[avi17]

Re: the nail

Hahaha so I haven’t actually talked much about AoR on here beyond reblogging things, but now I’m mad so you get A Rant.  Spoilers ahead for the Dark Crystal Bestiary if you don’t have it yet (which I don’t, I’m not sure how people are getting it already but who knows)

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So as a few of you have probably seen, the new Bestiary book has some Skeksis and urRu bios in addition to all the stuff about creatures/plants/etc.  This is all lovely, except for a detail they’ve thrown into skekGra’s.  Apparently, the nail/bolt/whatever you want to call it that is driven into his skull is something he did himself, in order to “better attune his mind to the vibrations of the Crystal”?

Alright so first of all.

I think it goes without saying that the popular, honestly near-universal fanon is that this was something done to him by the other Skeksis.  Most seem to think it was a punishment, a few have posited that it could have been more like an attempted lobotomy to try to cure him of what they would perceive as insanity. There’s a bunch of art of this, it’s referenced in a large percentage of fic about him, it’s the first, most logical answer given in most discussions I’ve seen. “He did it himself” was by a mile the least prevalent theory.  Now I know the fans aren’t always right. And I’m not necessarily mad here that they messed up my headcanon personally- I always want more information about my fandoms, and I’m glad to have my hcs replaced by explanations that are interesting or make more sense than whatever I might have guessed.  This, however, does not.

I could get past the idiocy of thinking that nailing a garden spike into your head will allow you to commune better with the planet- that could probably just be passed off as being done under the influence of hallucinogens. XD The book also mentions that binding his arms behind his back was something he also did himself, as penance for his earlier violence.  That I could also get behind, on its own.  But combined with the nail, that means that in response to skekGra’s betrayal of them and everything they stand for- possibly the greatest offense ever done against them- the Skeksis did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.  A race known for delighting in gruesome punishments, who have chopped off hands and fed eyeballs to bugs for comparatively minor offenses- their response to this was to tell them to leave?  Exile, for a character who didn’t want to be part of what they were doing anymore anyways- it’s barely even a consequence.  That makes no sense, and is about as uninteresting and anticlimactic as that part of their backstory could be. Plus, the puppet show specifically depicts the Skeksis attacking them- you could argue that they punished them in a less permanent way, but again, this seems very out of character for a race known for gleefully maiming each other.  And skekGra’s mini-puppet depicts him without the nail, while urGoh’s still has aesthetic elements like his hat, seeming to indicate that the nail isn’t something he considers part of himself, or is perhaps something he wishes wasn’t there.  If it was something he did himself and was proud of, why wouldn’t it be there?

But also, even if it was intended as some sort of tool, driving a spike into your own head is still going to be painful, and we’re supposed to believe that he knowingly did that to not only himself, but also to urGoh?  When he is the ONLY Skeksis who would actually care if he caused harm to his Mystic half?  Permanently binding his arms would likely also be painful and eventually damaging.  I just don’t buy that he would find either of the reasons this book gave to be justification enough to do these things to himself with the knowledge that he would also be hurting urGoh.  A lot of people also have posited that the nail, in addition to the drugs, might be a contributing factor in some of his erratic behavior, as it would basically be a traumatic brain injury.  This, again, both makes more sense and is more interesting than “it’s basically nothing, he just felt like it.”

There’s more I could say, but it’s likely to just devolve further into keysmashing.  This may very well have always been their intent with that part of the design, but I wish they’d just never told us, because it’s almost insultingly mundane, and kills one of the most compelling parts of the characters’ backstories that so many fans have expanded upon in such amazing ways.  We’re told that the Skeksis cast him out and branded him Heretic, but it’s pretty both disappointing and seemingly unlikely for it to turn out that that’s really ALL they did.  It’s just a case where it feels like we’ve ended up thinking about it way more than the people who actually made it, and that’s always a really big bummer. -unimpressed trombone noise-

Thankfully it’s fanfic and therefore we have the option to completely ignore it.

Art by @mystics-and-chill​ because we are both salty as hell.

[kyluxtrashpit]

2020 Fic Recap

I really like writing these and 2020 has been a HELL of a year, so here we go lmao. It’s been a wild ride for sure

Total wordcount: 88 109 words (note: I’m subtracting the ‘sorry I didn’t finish this, here’s a summary of the remaining plot’ that I published for a fic in a previous fandom from this since it’s not relevant here). Overall I wrote less than last year, but given all that happened in terms of the world and personally and fandom-wise and all of it, I don’t feel too bad about it lmao. I also have a lot of WIP words of half-finished things and some planning and such so I feel okay with this

Favours, 4906 words, posted Jan 4

This was a weird one cause this is a two chapter reader insert fic, the same story but told with both Phasma and Hux. I originally wrote this for Phasma, but later decided it would be easy to tweak into a Hux story (which it was lmao) and figured people might like that, so I did both. I had fun doing it, even if this is kind of a very small niche ship and trope wise

Know Your Shadow, 5022 words, posted Feb 16

Ah yes, here we are, the first foray into renben, a ship I had NO idea would grab me so hard but here we are lmao. I’m not done with them either yet, don’t you worry. There’s something about the corruption angle I really like, also Ren is HOT, and it’s also interesting to think about Kylo truly getting to find himself and be who he wants to be. Canon didn’t really satisfy on this, but the concept still interests me and it’s what had me writing this fic. Also, Ben losing his virginity to an older man like Ren is just *chef’s kiss*

Public Indecency, 3719 words, posted Mar 1

And my second renben! This was partially inspired by art and partially by just the idea of not giving one single fuck, and how thrilling that must be for someone like Ben to experience. Ren and the KOR truly do not give a shit and it’s really beautiful in a way. Plus some hinting at found family with the KOR. Ngl, Ben/Kylo finding his place and acceptance with the KOR makes me so Soft and there’s so many words I could write about it. Plus public sex is very hot lmao

Beautiful, 3254 words, posted Mar 8

Back to kylux, and this one was an old WIP I started back when the prompt was first posted on KHK in like 2019 or something. I got stuck on it and then left it for a while. I was digging through my old WIPs, looking for something that might catch my interest and boom, this one did, so I finished it and then posted it. I quite like the fic and it’s a bit more in the ~classic~ style. It’s also always a good feeling to get an old WIP done lmao

Choose Your Destiny, 5077 words, posted Mar 20

More renben and this was my fix it fic for ROKR vol 4. I talked about this more on twitter at the time and why I found the story as it was unsatisfying, but ultimately it’s really just a case of rushed writing and playing into established bad writing (e.g. showing a fall from grace by having someone kill someone eviler than themselves). I also really liked Ren and I felt like Kylo didn’t really get to have enough agency in like... any of it. His motivations were weirdly absent as well, despite this being ostensibly about him. So I wrote this, which I think handled how the story should have gone a lot better and, plus, it’s got smut!

(Okay and the rest are behind a cut for length)

Show of Devotion, 2479 words, posted Mar 28

Renben once again and this time, I mean, it’s all inappropriate use of lightsabers lmao. I was looking at the Ren and was like ‘wow that is SO phallic’ and then the horny brain turned on and, well, here we are. I also wanted a side of found family with the KOR and I think got that with this. It’s horny. It’s fun. What more could one want?

Aural, 2729 words, posted May 12

Okay this one... I have absolutely no excuses for lmao. I’m not even sure where the inspiration came from, I just remember I was in an online work meeting that was boring and the entire sequence of events played itself out in my head. It was all I could do to focus on work for the rest of the day and not immediately write this cursed creation lmao. The worst part was I’d been totally blocked on writing since March and this, THIS, was what eventually broke out of me. In case you haven’t read this one, it’s ear sex. Hux’s dick, Kylo’s ear. No, I don’t know the logistics either. But hey, I had a blast with it, both in terms of writing it and the reactions lmao. Someday I gotta write a follow up involving a nose too

Missed Chances, 10 749 words, posted Jun 7

Ah yes, this is the point where my renben met my kylux and created this absolutely enormous peanut butter cup of a fic lmao. It really was supposed to be like half the length it was, but alas, it was not. Also cockblocking kylux was SO hard, they wanted to fuck SO bad, but I had to stop them, the story demanded it lmao (and people in the comments were MAD, which is always excellent). It’s also when my renben series really started to have like, an overarching plot (aside from the modern au fics which I’ll talk about later). I even still have more instalments planned

Free Use, 6971 words, posted Jun 23

Another one that turned out far longer than initially planned, and also my most popular fic this year! I’m both surprised and not cause like. It’s a complete smut fest + my heavy headcanoning of the personalities of the KOR. People like smut, but I also feel it’s kinda niche considering how deep I’m in for the KOR lmao. So idk, I guess the smut won out. I did have a lot of fun with this one and there’s a lot of characterization thought put into each KOR, so it was really nice to see people loving that as much as I did. Canon gave us crumbs, but I just used them to make meatballs

Eat You Up, 1573 words, posted Jul 5

There’s not a lot to this one, it’s really just renben rimming cause the sexual dynamic with renben is so fun. Kylo/Ben is inexperienced yet eager and depraved enough to impress Ren, which is something considering I think of Ren as Very Experienced lmao. I really do love this ship; it’s a lot of fun to play with

In the Vents, 2002 words, posted Aug 3

Ah and this was my first piece for the stuck inside event on twitter, which I had a lot of fun with. Stuck fetish is one I’ve always wanted to explore, but never had any concrete ideas for. This event led to me finally getting to have Kylo stuck in a wall (plus more as well), which was fun. Also I spent far too long thinking about Hux’s vent contraption set up cause I knew he would never let Millie go anywhere that might hurt her, so I had to come up with a way to make the vent safe and here we are lmao. Hux being an engineer and also the most extra cat owner in existence worked out very well indeed. This was also the start of my creativity boom near the middle-end of the year that uh kinda burned out in a not so great way, but I’ll talk about that later lmao

Distraction, 3658 words, posted Aug 6

Another for the stuck inside event and another kylux/renben sandwich! Also featuring the KOR this time! Listen... it’s a gangbang, it’s got renben, it’s got kylux, it’s got Kylo getting stuffed from all ends... this is the kind of fic that, to me, is pure indulgence lmao. I had a tremendous amount of fun with it

Entrapped, 3484 words, posted Aug 8

So this was also for the stuck inside event (yes, I wrote 3 fics in about a week lmao - I don’t know how I did it either) and it’s darker than the sort of things I usually write. I enjoyed exploring something like this though, something outside my usual purview. It didn’t perform super well, but tbh the dark ones rarely do so lmao

Pit Stop, 1505 words, posted Aug 31

Welp, this is just an excuse for watersports lmao. I like piss, what can I say? And I’ve done it to kylux, so I had to do it to renben, and the modern au ‘need to pee on a road trip’ seemed like the perfect opportunity for it. Not much to say for it really

The Deal, 2431 words, posted Sep 3

Ah and this one here was the first for the throwback event I ran on twitter! The event itself ended up kind of being tainted by drama from one singular person who kind of ruined it by being a jerk for literally no good reason, but I’m not going to talk too much about that. Even with that, I still greatly enjoyed it and this piece might be my favourite from it as a whole. Kylo Amidala, political scandals, neither of them being nice... ahhhh yes, it definitely brought me back lmao

Devotion, 1929 words, posted Sep 10

Another for the throwback event, this time with Emperor and Hound dynamics which, unf, yes, I will literally never get tired of it. I really had fun with every fic from this event and this one was great because I so rarely get to write real action scenes, even if they’re in a flashback here. That and the dynamic itself really made it fun

To Be Wanted, 10 473 words, posted Sep 16

Ah yes, and here is my KBB for the year! I did a minibang this time, as, well, everything was going horribly wrong around the time of sign ups and I thought a mini would be more realistic. I think I was right on that and I’m glad I did it, even if I was torn at the time. The idea itself is one I’d been thinking about for a while. I can’t remember if I thought of it after seeing the leaks for tros or after watching the movie itself, but it’s been with me for a while and while I dithered over whether or not to sign up this year, the idea came back and was just perfect for a minibang. Plus I got an absolutely amazing and wonderful partner, which is really what makes the experience of doing bangs so great. I love this fic, I LOVE the art for it, and the whole experience was definitely a highlight to 2020 as a whole, both overall and in terms of my fandom/writing experience this year

Floss Me, 2033 words, posted Sep 21

My third for the throwback event and also the dental fetish fic I’ve wanted to write for a while now lmao but could never figure out a scenario for. As some of you may remember, 2018-2019, I went through some pretty horrific dental stuff and ultimately I think it kinda gave me a fetish lmao. Also I feel like there may or may not have been a kinky flossing prompt on one of the prompt sites at some point, but I looked everywhere and couldn’t find it so. But anyway, it was a fun fic for a kink I think is quite underrated tbh

The Cost of Certainty, 2541 words, posted Sep 25

My fourth and final piece for the throwback event, and this one is also a contender for my favourite piece from that event. I have always loved the idea of Hux being a serial killer and this was a perfect excuse to write it. I’d also recently finished a rewatch of Hannibal and, well, you can see where this came from lmao. I love writing tension and it was just very fun all around. I almost wish I’d done something like this as a long fic but tbh I don’t think I would’ve enjoyed writing it as much

Huxloween Drawings, 676 words, posted Nov 1

So this isn’t a fic but rather the drawings I did for huxloween, but people wanted them on ao3, so posted they are. Now, I mentioned above that I had this massive creative boom in Aug-Sep, but that it burned out rather badly. This is when that happened. I got into this place where I just... felt like everything I made wasn’t wanted or needed in the fandom. That everything I like is so unpopular at this point that I should just give up and leave. That I’ve spent all this time and energy over the years trying so desperately to get people engaged and so few ever cared and I just... ugh. It was bad. It was really bad and definitely partly fuelled by the bullshit that someone brought up regarding the throwback event (and I still believe that they are the sole cause of it’s poor reception). I, uh, am doing better now and still working through it all but it was a really rough time. But I found myself still wanting to be creative so I decided to draw. I am not good at drawing. I am not an artist. But that’s what made it fun: I went into each drawing knowing it wasn’t gonna look great. That wasn’t the point. So I never got upset about it. I think it helped me a lot tbh and I did really enjoy it and I’m glad I did it

Unconventional, 7243 words (in progress), updated Dec 20, first posted Nov 18

So the next part of me trying to fix the bullshit in my brain creativity-wise was to post the first chapter to this fic. This is a piece I’ve been working on since 2016-2017 (I don’t remember exactly when, but it was pre-TLJ, and I’ve gotten a new computer since so I don’t have the original creation date of the document) but I could just... never get a plot together for it and ever since I abandoned a fic in my old fandom (and this year I finally posted the ‘sorry this isn’t getting finished, here’s a closure summary’ chapter), I’ve been hesitant to post WIPs before being at least 80% done. So I said fuck it, I’m gonna post this and not be scared. Is this fic complete? Nope, but the plan is starting to come together. Do I know exactly where it’s going? Nope, but I don’t need to. Is it self-indulgent as all hell? Absolutely. I love this fic and I love this story and I love the concepts within it. So I posted it and tbh, it really helped. And I think this, combined with my writing break where I drew for 31 days straight lmao were really my saving graces here

Test Run, 3661 words, posted Dec 31

And now my final fic of the year! Which is a ship I honestly wasn’t super into (I don’t hate it, it just generally doesn’t do much for me) but then I did that thing where I thought ‘hmm but could it be written in a way that I am into?’ which, in my experience, always leads to me writing exactly that. Which is what I did here lmao. I’m pretty happy with it though and despite it being very strange to write, as I really had to work to get these two to get where they were going lmao, I had fun with it. I honestly doubt I’ll write more of them, but I’m glad I wrote this one, and I think it’s a good experiment to close out the year with

What have I learned?

Honestly, this year was a clusterfuck lmao. 2019 wasn’t great for me either, but we all lived through this and it was certainly An Experience. I think what this year really helped me focus on was what made me happy. I ended up in some dark places and I don’t want to go there again. It feels repetitive to say that, once again, I have learned that writing what I want is key when I say that every damn year, but tbh I think 2020 underscored it even more so. Spite as a motivator, when used to much, smothers the spark of creativity and the joy of creation. The most important lesson I learned this year by far is to not let that take the driver’s seat. A dash here and there? That’s fine. But as your main motivator? That’s just not healthy. And I need to work to keep it from consuming me like it has been for too long

Goals for 2021?

So last year I didn’t set any hard goals and boy, is it a good thing I didn’t, cause I achieved none of them lmao. I didn’t write more words (though I did write more individual fics, and the word count gap between this year and last is about the size of the difference between a big bang fic and a mini bang fic so really, I think I did okay), I didn’t even write a single fic for BTHB, and, to be really honest, I did not manage to keep my love for writing alive the whole time. I was in a really dark place a few times this year, but that drop in Sep-Oct was the worst from a creative standpoint. I feel like I’m mostly out of it now, even if I still have some work to do maintaining it. I’m hopeful for the future in that regard. The only thing I really did accomplish was that I feel positively towards all the fics I wrote; I’m happy and proud of all of them

So what is my goal? Honestly, I feel like every year I have to relearn the lesson of ‘write what you want, have fun, be self-indulgent, fuck expectations, etc.’ and my goal this year is to not have to relearn that again, but to keep that energy and carry it with me for the whole year. I realize I may have to put some effort in there, but I’m okay with that. I don’t know what 2021 has in store, but if I can just keep my passion alive and not fall into that pit again, I’m calling it a win

[hearts-hunger]

♡ → fluff || ❀ → smut || ✧ → angst || ☽ → drabble || ☆ → multipart fic

I’m Happy at Home ♡ ❀ ☆

John Deacon x reader || series (in progress)

part one || part two || part three || part four || part five || part six

Your husband is one-fourth of the internationally famous band Queen, and it’s just part of your everyday to travel all over and watch their stadium shows from backstage, usually with your little boy in tow. But whatever this world can give to you, your little family is all you’ve ever needed, and you and John are always happy at home.

Dear Friends ♡ ✧

Brian May x reader

With only a few hours left before Brian leaves for the American part of the tour for three months, you’re already missing him so much you can’t sleep. Brian always knows how to take care of his best friend, though, and he’s more than happy to spend his last hours at home holding you.

If I Were a Carpenter ♡

smile-era!Brian May x reader || songfic inspired by this song

Reader goes to see a Smile show and Brian thinks she’s the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen.

Steady as the Tide ♡ ☽

Brian May x reader || headcanon requested in this ask

Brian and reader spend a day at the beach after Brian comes home from tour.

The Bet ❀

Brian May x reader || smut (18+ only)

You and Brian have a bet that each of you can make the other come so many times they lose count, and both of you are determined not to lose.

When I’m Not With You ✧ ♡

Roger Taylor x reader

At a party with emotions running high and Roger’s next tour dates closer than either of you would like, you learn the hard way that it doesn’t take much for little misunderstandings to turn into something worse.

“D’you need a pencil, love?” ♡ ☆

college!Roger Taylor x reader || series (in progress)

part one || part two || part three || part four || part five || part six || part seven

Reader meets Roger on her first day of class and he asks her to come to Smile’s set at a pub later that night. Just one smile from that perfect blonde drummer and reader is head-over-heels.

Garden Afternoon ♡

dad!Roger || songfic! inspired by this song

Roger and his daughter Posy spend the afternoon making flower crowns in the garden.

Sweeter than Candy ❀ ♡

Freddie Mercury x Reader || written for HalloQueen 2019

At Queen’s Halloween party, you and Freddie find that there’s something even sweeter than candy to celebrate with.

There at Your Side ♡ ✧

Roger Taylor x Freddie Mercury  || based on this post

Freddie wakes up with his first nightmare in years only to find that Roger’s been having them night after night. Both are afraid to try to go back to sleep, but they find that the nightmares don’t seem as scary in each other’s arms.

Take Care of Those You Call Your Own ♡ ☆

Freddie x Brian x Roger x John || series (in progress)

part one || part two || part three

It’s nearing the holidays, and the boys are trying to finish up their first album and navigate what it means to be in a relationship with four people. When Roger and John catch cold in the snowy weather, their boyfriends show them how much they love taking care of those they call their own, and how much more Queen means as a band when they’re in love.

So Much Better ♡

Freddie x Brian x Roger x John

Freddie comes in to rehearsal with a hangover, and his boyfriends fuss over him. Companion to this mini fic!

Study Break ❀ ♡

Joe Mazzello x Reader

When your brains are finally fried from studying for exams, Joe proposes a little study break to help the two of you unwind.

Almost as Perfect as Us ♡

Joe Mazzello x reader

Joe gets tipsy at the baftas after-party and decides to ask you a very important question. Pure fluff!

Pretty Damn Hot Indeed ❀

Joe Mazzello x reader || college au || smut (18+ only)

Joe gets turned on by how smart you are in class and can’t wait to get his hands on you when class finally ends.

To Tell You I Love You ♡

Joe Mazzello x reader || college au

When you try to tell Joe you love him for the first time, it doesn’t go as smoothly as you’d hoped. But what’s love without a little risk?

Boyfriend!Joe headcanons ♡ ☽

Joe Mazzello x reader

Headcanons for Joe as your sweet and dorky boyfriend.

Just Wonderful You ❀ ♡

Gwilym Lee x reader || smut (18+ only)

When you come home from a long and stressful day, Gwil does what he can to help you relax.

Keeping Count ❀ ➣

Gwilym Lee x reader || smut (18+ only)

Gwil keeps count of how many times he gets the reader off, and he’ll decide when enough is enough.

“Mr. Lee will do” ➣

Gwilym Lee x OC || implied smut

Gwil finds out he likes being called “Mr. Lee”. Or “sir”. Either will do.

Worth Your While ❀

Ben Hardy x wife!reader || smut (18+ only)

Your patience is tested as you waits for the awards show to be over so you can get her hands on Ben, and Ben makes it well worth your while to wait.

Stairwell ✧ ♡

Ben Hardy x reader || college au

When the fire alarm goes off in your dorm, you have a panic attack in the stairwell and do the only thing you can think of to calm you down. When he hears you on the phone, Ben drops everything to come and get you.

Just Like Puzzle Pieces ✧ ♡

Ben Hardy x reader || requested in this ask!

You feel like you’re not good enough for Ben, and he shows you that you go together just like puzzle pieces.

Eager to Please ❀

Lucy Boynton x reader || smut (18+ only)

Your first time with Lucy, you’re nervous and eager to please her any way you can. Lucky for you, Lucy knows just how to set you at ease. 

Absolutely Divine ❀ ♡

Lucy Boynton x reader || smut (18+ only)

Unbeknownst to either of you, you and Lucy have both been thinking of each other long before this party you find yourselves stuck at. Finding a good place to hide away proves helpful in getting both of you to admit your feelings, as well as letting you act on them for the first time.

His Drunk British Boys ♡

Ben Hardy x Joe Mazzello x Gwilym Lee

Joe takes care of his very drunk boyfriends after a night out, making sure they’re all cozy and cuddly as they’re supposed to be.

Right in the Middle ♡

Ben Hardy x Joe Mazzello x Gwilym Lee

Ben comes down with a head cold and worries he might be more trouble than he’s worth. Even though it’s four in the morning, Gwil and Joe are more than happy to prove their boyfriend wrong. 

Funny How Love Is ♡

Ben Hardy x Joe Mazzello x Gwilym Lee

After a long day of failed auditions, Joe can’t stop thinking how he’s never quite good enough. Funny how love is always there to drown out doubt and remind him of how loved he is, especially by his two boyfriends.

Interrogation Room ❀ ♡

Charlie Nelson x wife!reader || smut (18+ only)

You and your DS spice things up with some interrogation room roleplay.

All the Bells and Whistles ♡ ❀ ☆

Multipart fic || Charlie Nelson x wife!reader

part one || part two || part three (smut, 18+ only)

You and Charlie celebrate Valentine’s Day, with all the bells and whistles.

“You always make it better.” ♡

Charlie Nelson x reader

You’re miserable and on your period, but Charlie always makes it better.

Life Tends to Come and Go ♡ ✧

Patyon Hobart x River Barkley

Payton remembers the first time he danced with River.

[overwatch-headcannons]

If you’re not too swamped with requests can I possibly get a fic and some headcanons about Siebren doing the whole “mating research” and conducting “tests” with a male reader in his private lab, making sure to be observant? Reader can be top or bottom your choice! You can include toys and dirty talk if you like, maybe even a collar and leash if you’re ok with that 🤤

(Mini fic + Headcannons incoming!, and props to this anon, you are speaking my language 👀 )

NSFW Headcannons Siebren x Male!Reader

- So, basically, when Siebren told you about this whole “mating research” of his you were perplexed as to “why” but then later you got intrigued and decided, why the hell not give it a try?

- So he, bless his soul, has created a small assortment of different devices that you swear are “enhanced sex toys” to which he tell you, no, it’s his research equipment. You’re like “uh huh, sure babe 👀” 

- He asks you to be the one to give him instructions on what to do, as he’ll be testing everything on himself and wants you to be like a co-researcher and watch-out if anything goes awry with the machinery.

- One of his proudest creations is an automatron, or as you like to call it the “auto-ma-fuck-tron, it is essentially a mechanical man that has a dildo attached to it, you ask him what this one is for what he will use it to specifically research, his excuse is “how does a human fair with a machine interpretation of a man? is sex the same? better? worse?” you sigh and say ok, go at it.

- He does his thing, preps himself, obviously by stretching himself out and what not. You thoroughly enjoy the show and then when its time you turn it on. His first reaction is a yelp of surprise at how rough the mechanical man is with him, it’s grip on him is vice-like and lifts him up, and puts it inside of him, slowly, and then following with a methodical rhythm.

- He moans loudly when it slams on his G-spot for the first time, throwing his head back in pleasure. all the while you’re completely silent, in shock going like 👌👀.

- He asks you what you want him to do next, you tell him to jack himself off while the machine fucks him. He happily obliges and boy, oh boy, the moans escaping from him, are a delight!!

- He comes super hard and groans loudly, shouting your name in the midst, and shit, you chock is H A R D.

- You take the machine off of him and get a different one, it’s an overstimulizor, you can connect two like clap thingies to his nipples and one is a vibrator that is small enough to fit inside of him and allows your cock to also fit, and luckily it was a very long tail attached to it that makes pulling it out easier and harder for it to get stuck inside. 

- This particular “toy” is the best one as you get to be inside of him and slam him all you want, while the vibrator inside him does its job, and the clamps on his nipples also send some vibrations there too.

- You can’t help but see how absolutely cute he looks like this. It makes you want to fuck him even harder, and so you do.

- At the end of it all, he thanks you extensively and tells you that he’s got a lot of data thanks to your contribution.

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Mini Fic 

“So, what do you think?” Siebren smiles at you as he gestures to one hand at the mechanical man starting next to the edge of the desk.

“its....” you start, unable to choose the correct words “Cool?” you look at him

“Cool? Cool? This machine will help me understand how humans interact sexually with a mechanical partner!” You sigh 

“I know, you said that...but...” you groaned “Is this really that necessary?” you questioned

“yes it is” he huffed, boy, how you loved it when your boyfriend got all huffy with you, he looks like a little kid.

“Alright, I suppose it can't hurt,” you say as your boyfriend gleefully bounces from the excitement that can barely contain itself inside of him. 

You watch your boyfriend get in position on the desk as he proceeds to finger himself with lubed up fingers, in an attempt to stretch himself out. You greedily watch him, enjoying every second of the show before you. When he’s done, he practically moans for you to turn on the machine, as you do, you also notice a set of settings on the mechanized man’s back, they read: Normal, quick, fast, faster. You grin devilishly at what you have in store for him, you turn it and set it only for Normal. 

A moan from your boyfriend’s beautiful lips pulls you away from your thoughts and you look over the mechanical man’s shoulder and see the beautiful scene unfolding before you, Your boyfriend is being lifted by the machine from the desk by strong arms, giving you a gorgeous view of his tight ass.

“Hey honey?” you chime in

He grunts in reply too focused at the moment for words.

“Why don’t you jack yourself off while the robot does its job, hmm? Maybe it’ll intensify the orgasm, what do you think?” he moans in reply, eyes half-closed as he does what you asked of him, his moans subsequently becoming louder. You quietly gasp at the beautiful scene before you, your cock throbbing in response.

You rush to the mechanical man’s back and set it to fast, the sudden change of pace making Siebren gasp in delight. And as you walk back to your previous spot, you get a devilishly-delicious idea, you note that Siebren hasn’t been liften from the desk all that much and since it’s not a huge desk, there’s enough room for you to get behind his head and ask him if it’ll be ok, to, let’s say....throat fuck him.

And so, you do just that, and unsurprisingly your boyfriend obliges by opening up his mouth in silent reply. 

You get straight to work, and not long the two of you are reaching your limits. Siebren is the first to cave with a strong orgasm that also completely destroys him, and you quickly follow. You pull out and quickly walk over to the machine and shut it off, the mechanical man letting Siebren go and falling with a light thud on top of the desk. He grunts in reply.

You approach him and carefully stroke his face “You ok, babe?”

He opens his eyes and nods, a hoarse “yes” and “thank you” greeting you. You frown, “That’s enough for today, alright? Now let’s get this mess cleared up.” He grunts back in response with a nod. 

And you sigh at the mess that your boyfriend made.

[ilovechristopheralexandershaw]

What would your ideal drarry fic be? Like, how would they get together, what tropes would be involved, what would be your ideal story line? Any squicks or triggers or things you aren't interested in? Any HC's with the two of them? :D

THIS IS THREE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED AND SIXTY SEVEN WORDS OR SOMETHING HELP ME

Whoo boi, honey, lemme tell you, this answer gave me some s t r e s s. Tumblr, can you just...idk, have a save drafts option for asks? No?

Anyways, back to the point. Snuggle down into your blankets y’all, ‘cause this is gonna be one long post.

What would my ideal drarry fic be? Okay, siriusly, legit anything with angst. Copious amounts of angst. Drown me in the angst. I’m always willing to read an angsty fic, almost always as willing to read a fluffy fic and occasionally have an urge for smut but that’s like…every three months or so lmao. I prefer a story that isn’t based on the size of one’s cock. (Sorry if that’s a little crude). I’m fine with any length of fic, as long as it has a good story behind it and if it hopefully has some heart-wrenching moments that make me feel like I might have a soul after all. I love fics that keep their character – not too much, though – and have them arguing with each other all the time – its more real to me, and makes me laugh. I love drarry because of that, because it’s that ship that will keep their relationship, unlike idk shrek and Fiona who fall for each other and lose their old self completely. Drarry is that ship that stays intact and old and new at the same time, and that’s why I love it. 

How would they get together? I have this vision of the two getting together slowly. First it’s banter, insults, hexing, all the while having miscommunication and some serious pining because I’m an absolute sucker for that shit. As I said, angst. Hate turns to like and death threats to exasperated, witty little replies, private jokes between the two of them – a Malfoy Stinks embroidered on his robes in place of Healer Malfoy.

I love fics where there’s just that one, final leap of – I have to do it, otherwise I’ll never get another chance, I don’t care about the consequences. If it’s a kiss that gets them together, in that ‘final chance’ way, I love it when the other is too shocked, and the first person just loses all hope (I mean until like two seconds later when they’re snogging the life out of each other lmao). Basically just a slow build and all the sass 😊 

Tropes? Okay, I’m gonna admit that even though I’ve been in the fandom for a few months, I still can’t define so much, but I hope most of what I write here is legible.

I love coffeeshop Aus, I find them really cute and sweet, and a blushing Malfoy is always a bonus. Eighth year is my absolute jam, unless it’s a drinking fic in which case no thanks. I love friends to lovers or enemies to lovers – the slow build, especially if the author has timed it perfectly, is just argh, I love it. Pining has been mentioned like a hundred times already but I’m going to say it again just because. Roommates are okay, I guess, but not exactly my go-to. I do like muggle Aus, and even though I think Potter should be a teacher, I enjoy the action in an Auror Partners fic, too. Also uh..oops? This was supposed to be tropes that were involved not the tropes you like you dumb butt. That’s not what Nonny asked.

My ideal storyline for a drarry fic? Not sure if this is what you’re asking but I’m gonna go with it and if I’m wrong then I’m wrong y’know?

As I said, I like fics with pining. I love a number of storylines, but I’m just gonna choose one for this thing since it’s already almost if not over two thousand words (is anyone even reading this? Who cares, I’m having fun) okay I checked its like over 2600 help me. Also this turned out into a fic not an ideal storyline hhhhhhhh

I guess I like fics with slow-building pining, going from meeting together at work or having to work together for some reason in eighth year, or just seeing each other in eighth year. PTSD gets them together, but so does the (admittedly weaker) banter, since nobody understands either of them – the Saviour and the Ex Death Eater. The press is still going off about the war, and everyone has their own ways of coping. Soon enough, they’re friends – (ok let’s pretend this is eight year) and helping each other through the bad days. And soon enough, the insults that hit closer to home for others but not them, the inside jokes, the love of Quidditch, the homework assistance – all this time around each other turns to pining. Malf-Draco, with his white-blond hair and black turtlenecks that he kept even though that was what he wore as a Death Eater. With his now self-deprecating jokes instead of hurtful insults. With his smile, that shows his sneer lines of the past. With his blue-gray eyes. With his knowing smirk when they’ve done one of their own eighth year pranks. Even with his wonky Charms and obsession with stroking the Dark Mark and the way he stops in front of the Room of Requirement every time they pass. And Harry, with his mop of untidy hair and glasses that have had Reparo used on them who knows how many times by now? With his bright green eyes, with his surprisingly pale skin, with the way he disappears into the forest every now and then, staring at the clearing where Voldemort once thought him dead. They pine, they’re oblivious, and finally, Pansy spills it to draco, an exasperated ‘will you kiss him or not’ just as Harry rounds the corner in his invisibility cloak. ‘are you stupid. Pans? We’re just friends.’ (wow ideal storyline this is a mini fic by now what am I doing with life my math sheet is like right in front of me I should be doing that). The questions, that night, in their respective beds. And the finale, with Harry rethinking ‘we’re just friends’ in his head in the final Seeker-to-seeker game, Draco leaning in.

Finally. 

Okay, squicks. Here we go. First of all, I don’t really like fics where they speak really…I don’t know, childishly? To each other eg. too many cheesy pet names (‘Hi hun,’ he giggled, taking the offered plate), since my idea of drarry is a couple that banters all the time, not one that sits around squealing at each other. That’s the main reason I ship them, after all.

Another squick, although this just annoys me more than makes me uncomfortable, is when there’s a fic involving children where the author makes their speech like that of a baby. Five year olds and younger can make legible sentences, so it’s sometimes irritating when eight-year-old Scorpius is saying ‘dada give h-h-hoog’ if you get my drift.

Daddy kink is another thing. If you like it, good for you but personally, I- *shudders* no thanks. It’s just – okay, my dad’s like over fifty, and that’s what I imagine if I think of that. Sex with my dad? I’ll pass. Calling your boyfriend your ‘daddy’? I- no no no just no I’m sorry but no.

Okay, I’ll rephrase. Most, if not all kinks make me uncomfortable – I’ve said daddy already, Parseltongue (just any other language) is just weird to me (it’s not disgusting, I just find it kind of dubious I guess.), any sort of pet play is similar if not worse than daddy kink, choking or breath play sounds more like rape (I’m crude, handle it), lingerie is just hella weird and I don’t even want to know what tentacles are, thank you very much. I’ll stick to my vanilla sex.

Any sort of sex toy/tool use is also a squick (including painful BDSM stuff), but I’m not sure if that’s kink so I’ll just add it here.

I don’t mind OOC fics, but, again, if they’re too soft (unless it’s some sort of caring angsty oneshot e.g. most of @rose-grangerweasleyisbae ‘s ones) then they most likely don’t work with me either. 

Triggers? No, I haven’t read any fics that have triggered me in any way and I’m not sure if I have any. Most are squicks.

Fics, or tropes, I guess, that I’m not interested in would include either one being some sort of Magical Creature (although there are some exceptions – some writers make really good fics with these tropes), and by that I mean any humanoid creature such as a werewolf, vampire etc. Veela especially. Also, anything with mates. (Fun fact, in my first answer that got deleted, I wrote a headcanon fic thing with draco as a bowtruckle since I said I don’t know if that’s a squick bc I’ve never read it and decided to do it for fun)      

Dunno what this is, but I’m gonna include it as well – I also don’t like fics where their entire supposedly ‘loving’ relationship is completely based on sex. I’m okay with it if they’re supposed to be fuckbuddies at that point in the relationship, but if this is what the author is calling their ‘established relationship’, I don’t really like it. 

Any fic that loses the banter after their getting together, where their world and source of happiness is completely revolving around the other – that is also one of my disinterests. As I said, I ship drarry for the sass and banter (and angst). Not the sappy love. 

I don’t really like unhealthy relationships – I read a fic where the whole reason Draco allowed Potter to date him was because he complimented his flying skills, not because he liked him. That’s a really minor example, but basically any fic without actually liking each other or as I said, an unhealthy relationship, doesn’t take my fancy. Unless, of course, they’re fixing it. 

A fic that starts somewhere in the books, eg. third year or something, don’t normally take my fancy, but, again, there is the occasional exception that I turn out to love.

Not exactly Drarry but any poly relationships with the two of them are also a disinterest – I feel like they’re the ones for each other. Dunno if this sounds polyphobic or whatever it’s called, and it probably does, but that’s not it. I just personally don’t think Drarry need another person. Other ships, maybe. Drarry? Not for me. 

Eighth year fics that are based on drinking and drinking games also aren’t my thing (omg there’s like eight million alsos here what am i doing don’t shoot me please (ok i fixed it)). I just don’t like them. 

And fics with any sort of bonding lose my interest pretty quickly, especially sexual magic bonds. Mpreg, as well, again, I’ll read the occasional fic but most of the time I don’t really like it. 

Age difference, again, are something I find strange, and I can go on for hours but this is now around three thousand words and I should stop so y’all can go read your fics lmao.

 And um I’ll give you two headcanons as my way of apologising for the unbelievably late reply

 Harry, lying on the ground, blood dripping from a massive slash in his stomach, chest barely moving, lips slightly parted, tinged red with drying blood

Malfoy, now just a colleague, they’ve lost the schoolboy animosity, hovering over him, wand casting diagnostic spells even though he knows they’re no use – he knows the curse but he doesn’t know the exact variation – and the wrong healing spell will kill the Saviour – he can’t take that chance.

‘Scared, Malfoy?’

His head jerks up, pale eyes widening at the old question thrown back at him. Shoulders slump, his lungs heaving from all he spells he’s cast

‘Yes’ 

Idk just the idea of that final admittance – yes. Idk, just, my heart, man.

Okay headcanon 2 which is more of a fic by this point (someone help me im so bad at headcanons. Like this is all fleshed out in my head but ugh)

Eighth year holidays, Draco is sitting alone at the blazing fire in the common-room, strangely enough knitting, as he talks, friendly but quiet to a surprisingly happy Moaning Myrtle (the common room is where the old bathroom was)

Hermione Jean Granger sits down next to him and he flinches, almost expecting a slap like third year – he’s had hexes from Muggleborns who had nothing to do with the war, and here’s the Saviour’s friend – of course she’s gonna –

She pulls out a massive textbook, quill, inkpot, blotting paper and three rolls of parchmment from her bag, tucks her bushy hair behind one ear, and starts scratching away

He’s surprised, but still too nervous to ask why

It becomes a habit, her sitting there there, him as well, talking to Myrtle, doing Potions work, knitting as well

They start talking to each other, he finds out she Obliviated her parents and doesn’t want to come back just yet, even though she knows the Dark Lord’s gone

She finds out he’s too scared to go home, with all the memories

They become friends of sorts, helping each other when they can

When the holidays end, there are a few double takes, but nobody really questions it. After all, it’s Hermione, she never was too against Malfoy (nobody really saw that slap) and she’s always been a rule-follower. They assume its part of Mcgonagall’s asking for peace between Slytherins and Gryffindors

I mean, Ron does complain about her hanging about the ferret nowadays and not around her boyfriend, but he gets it. Besides, their ‘sessions’, if you will, are always when there’s Quidditch practice for Harry and Ron (they help train the younger years)

So yeah, it’s not too bad (and this isn’t Dramione I promise although I do ship it occasionally)

One day, though, she brings out a bundle of knitting herself. To his surprise, she knits a single sock and puts it in a box

He asks her why

‘For Dobby’

And he remembers. He remembers the strange little house elf, the one he loved as a kid but had no way of showing it. He remembers his father’s hatred of that elf in particular He remembers scowling at the poor thing, ranting to it – it was a way of venting, but in true Malfoy-raised fashion, he’d been so cruel to it as well, laughing as it jammed its fingers in doors, encouraging its pain.

He leaves the common room early that night

Next day, the Golden Trio isn’t there. Hermione (no longer Granger) isn’t there

He knitted a single sock that morning himself. He’d heard the story from their talks. He wanted to contribute. A way of apology, if you will. If it even counted. Today’s the day the elf passed away, and Hermione had said she put a sock in there for everyone

It’s pretty obvious where they’ve gone. He Apparates there after class, and finds the grave easily. It’s got a bundle of Conjured flowers, stems wrapped around the rock that serves as a headstone, and the box of socks is right there too. (what am I doing this is meant to be a short drarry hc and I haven’t even brought potter in yet help)

He starts crying

He spent last night remembering. Remembering how even through all the pain he caused that elf, a single smile, a single ‘thanks for listening, Dobby’ would make the elf bow and weep at his feet. He remembers how cruel he was, how the elf just…took it in his stride. He remembers losing the house elf, realising Potter had stolen something else of his. He remembers

And he lets it go. He spills all of it to a gravestone, apologies and ‘I know it won’t mean anything’ and ‘I didn’t know but that’s no excuse’ and ‘you always listened, how did you always listen?’ and ‘thank you’ and most of all ‘I’m so so sorry’ stumbling over each other as he tries to explain, to finally let it out

He’s crying and sniffling and that’s making it even harder to speak but he needs to say this, even though Dobby is dead, even though he’s apologised to so many people – this is one of the few that listened to him, and he’s treated the elf like garbage.

Tears drip onto the single sock in his hands

It’s hours later when he finishes. Well, not exactly finished, but he’s said enough that he thinks he’s explained himself and said sorry – even though it’ll never be enough. He’s cast a Light Charm (not a lumos ok it’s bigger don’t correct me) and he leans over to put the now-damp sock into the box too. A final ‘I’m so sorry’ and he stands up, turns around

And comes face to face with the Golden Trio

Hermione stares at him, then grabs him in a massive hug

Ron looks at him, slightly awkwardly but at her glare, he offers a tight smile

 And Harry? (wow how long has it taken for me to get here god) is just staring. Openmouthed. Who knew Malfoy had felt this much about a house elf?

And yeah that’s the point where he realises Malfoy isn’t that bad and then they go back to Bill and Fleur’s (Hermione explains along the way that they went back to the grave bc they saw the Charm and were in shock – was Dobby back?)

‘did you hear all of it?’

‘we heard enough, Draco’

 And when they get back to Hogwarts, well, it’s slow building at first. Potions help when Hermione’s out on a date with Ron, a butterbeer in the school kitchens on a Hogsmeade weekend when they want to hide from the public but enjoy the drink

But over time, the pining and the miscommunication and Draco getting back to his (albeit weak) banter with Potter leads to one thing. You know what it is.

Drarry

You know what I’m having fun writing trashy hcs so here’s a third (although it ain’t drarry. It ain’t any ship)

Alright so there is no hairdresser at Hogwarts or Hogsmeade or anywhere near the castle (I mean it was never mentioned in the books was it so this is possibly canon)

Therefore, most kids have to use spells

But we all know that each of us probably has a haircut that is somehow slightly different to one another, and there aren’t that many hair care spells in the world let alone known by a few teachers in Hogwarts

While some kids know exact spells, others, for example, Muggleborns, just use Diffindio

I mean, it gets their hair cut, yeah? That’s pretty much all they need

Of course, Hermione knows each and every spell but let’s not get to that

And Malfoy uses his own spell and a litre of Sleekeazy every morning

But since everyone else cuts their own hair, it looks as bad as each other

And that’s why Harry wasn’t teased too much about his hair (yes, also bc he’s the Saviour bUT STILL)

That’s why Sirius had long hair and etc.

Basically none of the kids at Hogwarts really had good hair and they all looked like Halt from Ranger’s apprentice (also this one is long as heck I could’ve just said everyone uses diffindio and there’s no hairdresser why am I like this)

[blueboxesandtrafficcones]

Dressing like Superheroes

An entry for: @doctorroseprompts because there is: TenToo; Halloween (fall); and their son’s being a mini-Doctor.  Also for @timepetalsprompts TenToo&Rose family Halloween costumes.

Inspired (in part) by this, as Rose and TenToo’s costumes.

Kid!fic

NB: Headcanon - Jenny from the Doctor’s Daughter ends up in Pete’s World and finds the Doctor, getting adopted into the Tylers like one of their own.

AO3

“Remind me why Jackie’s the one helping the children with their costumes this year?”  The Doctor asked his wife as they waited in the mansion’s kitchen.

Rose shrugged.  “They wanted their costumes to be secrets this year, Mum offered to help to keep the surprise.”

“So you don’t know what they are?”

“No.”  She said patiently, as though they hadn’t had this conversation umpteen times in the six weeks since the kids made their announcement.

“Right.”  He paced back and forth in front her perch on the bar stool, barely resisting the urge to run his fingers through his hair.

Rolling her eyes, Rose checked the clock on the wall again, slightly annoyed that it was taking so long for everyone else to be ready.  They’d been told to be there, costumes on, at five o’clock; it was now half past, and they’d not seen hide nor hair of anyone at all.

Just as she pulled her phone out to text Jackie again, the woman herself appeared in the kitchen.

“Mum!”  Rose stared at her, taking in the costume she’d chosen.

Somehow, Jackie had squeezed herself into a Wonder Woman outfit, complete with cape and thigh-high boots.

“Oh, don’t you look precious!”  Jackie cooed, coming over to her daughter.  “What’re you supposed to be?”

Jackie gently brushed her fingers along Rose’s exposed belly, which had been painted blue and green in an exact replica of the Earth – the Doctor had insisted on accuracy. Under her skin, their daughter thumped reassuringly.

Other than the belly, Rose was dressed in a beige dress she’d made and covered in plastic vines, with loose hair.

“Mother Earth.”  Rose explained, and Jackie nodded wisely.

“Good plan, using the bump. You look wonderful.”  She then turned to her son-in-law, raising an eyebrow. “And you?”

The Doctor stopped his pacing, turning to face them and holding out his arms.  He was dressed in a long white gown, with a white beard and wig giving him an aged appearance.  There was a large hourglass hanging on a chain around his neck, and clocks and sundials painted on the gown.

“Father Time, of course!” He declared grandly, giving a bit of a twirl.  Jackie stared.

“Right.”  Unimpressed, she turned back to her daughter.  “So, the kids are ready.  Are you?”

“Absolutely.  What are they dressed as?”

Impatient now, Rose fidgeted on her seat.

“You’ll see.  Sit tight.  Oh, and you’ll probably cry – be ready.”  Jackie warned, before going back to the stairs while the Doctor joined Rose.

“All right, ready.” Rose called, and Jackie swung the door open to reveal Tony, Sarah, and William.

The three children shuffled out holding hands, looking sheepish now that the moment had arrived, while Rose and the Doctor stared in confusion.

Rose managed to speak first. “Wow!  You look spectacular.”  Her uncertainty must have shown in her voice, as Jackie smirked over at them.

“Don’t you recognize their costumes?”  She asked coyly.

“Of course!  They’re- they’re-”  The Doctor tried, glancing at his wife helplessly.

“They’re dressed like their heroes.”  Jackie teased, and that only seemed to make them more befuddled.

“Right.”

The children shifted under their gaze, little Sarah between her uncle and brother, swinging their joined hands.

Rose’s mind quickly shuffled through every superhero she knew, both in this universe and their original, but nothing matched.  Sarah was in a pink, puffy dress, William was in blue jeans, a jumper, and had a jacket over his arm, and Tony was in a long, camel colored coat, with only trainers visible under it.

Finally, Sarah couldn’t take the suspense, and blurted it out.  “Look, Mummy, I’m you!”  Letting go of the boys’ hands, she stepped forward to twirl in her dress that Rose now recognized with a jolt as a close facsimile of the one she’d worn for the coronation, so long ago.

Eyes wide, she looked at the boys in a new light, recognizing William’s outfit as being that of her first Doctor’s, especially when he swung on his miniature leather jacket. Then she turned to her brother, who opened his coat to reveal a brown suit with blue pinstripes, and a clip-on tie with roses on it.

Bringing her hand to her mouth, she looked up at her husband to see his jaw clenched, tears welling in his eyes.

Stepping out from behind her, he fell to his knees with his arms open, and all three children rushed into them.  Squeezing them together tightly, he rained kisses on each tiny crown, before looking up at his wife.

Rose carefully climbed off her chair, going over to her mother and giving her a tight hug.  “Thank you.”  She whispered in Jackie’s ear, knowing this was much more for the Doctor than for her.

Jenny stepped out then, having allowed her younger siblings their moment in the spotlight.  Rose’s heart gave a painful twist to see the girl dressed in black trousers, pink jumper, and purple leather jacket.  She pulled her close as well, pressing a kiss to the girls’ forehead.

“Oh, I was happy to help.” Jackie muttered back.  “It was their idea – they all wanted to be the two of you. Even this one – especially this one. I just helped guide them, get it all together.  They wanted to do it for you.”

Rose pulled back, teary eyed.  “I love you, Mum.”

“You too, sweetheart.” Jackie smiled, before gently shoving her daughter and granddaughter towards the rest of the family.

As Rose embraced her children and brother, the Doctor rose and made eye contact with his mother-in-law while pulling Jenny close.

The gratitude in his eyes were enough to bring tears to Jackie’s, and she smiled brightly at him. As much as she’d hated the alien when they first met, she couldn’t deny that things certainly seemed to have worked out.

[jungshookz]

the library

BTS

requested drabbles masterlist

teeny tidbits masterlist 

baby drabbles tag; jungkook; jimin; taehyung; yoongi; namjoon; hoseok; seokjin

talk to my characters!

which y/n are you? quiz! 

the ultimate jungshookz trivia quiz 1.0

cee’s redbubble - stickers!!!! stickers galore!!!

legend

[☀] ➝ fluff/humour

[☁] ➝ angst

[★] ➝ smut/implied smut

[♥] ➝ personal favourites

    headcanons:

neighbour!jungkook☀★ (old fic!)

cute new apartment and cuter new neighbour.

gymrat!jungkook ☀★ (old fic!)

the gym isn’t half-bad, you suppose.

firefighter!jungkook☀★ (old fic!)

you’d most definitely set your place on fire if that meant jungkook would come around to put out the flames.

drummer!jungkook☀★ (old fic!)

ba-dum tss.

caramel macchiato; barista!jungkook ☀★ (old fic!)

one caramel macchiato. one shot of espresso. six ice cubes. ¾ skim milk. ¼ whole milk. no whipped cream. a drizzle of caramel. a squirt of vanilla. and a sprinkle of cinnamon.

the perfect storm; badboy!jungkook☀★

it’s like he stepped straight out of a fanfiction.

needles & roses; tattooartist!jungkook☀★♥

it’s like he stepped straight out of a fanfiction 2.0.

cowabunga, baby!; lifeguard!jungkook☀★

you’d blow his whistle any day - if only you weren’t such a wimp.

drabbles: the bikini

mini series: smitten [bff!kook x smitten!y/n] ☀☁♥

you’re finally ready to tell jungkook about your feelings for him and you don’t know if you’ve ever been so nervous about anything before. 

you realize your meticulously written i love you note is burning a hole at the bottom of jungkook’s bag and the mere thought of him finding it is enough to make you feel sick to your stomach.

jungkook’s date with ji-eun is tonight and as his best friend, you’re going to do everything in your power to make sure it goes right. and you mean absolutely everything.

putting on a smile while watching ji-eun cuddle up to jungkook is already hard enough, but when you’re reluctantly invited to jimin’s halloween party, you can’t help but feel even more out of place. 

beneath the water; merman!jimin☀★♥

moving to an apartment by the beach just got a whole lot more interesting.   

drabbles: mermaid!bts

     headcanons:

falling in crayolove; kindergartenteacher!taehyung☀

having the ability to lock a car seat into place shouldn’t be as hot as taehyung makes it.

drabbles tag

stuck with you; roommate!taehyung☀★

kim taehyung becoming your new roommate is definitely up there on the list of the worst things that have ever happened to you.

the one with the one year anniversary ☀☁

      headcanons:

suit & tie; ceo!yoongi ☀★♥

your new boss makes you want to drive a letter-opener right into your eyeball.

the first date; the fishnet stockings; the one where yoongi’s just a little jealous; the proposal; the wedding; baby makes three; baby min’s timeline; the birth of baby min; daddy’s little girl

the one where agust d makes a comeback ☀★♥

hwayoung’s two now and y/n’s allowed to be emotional about it, okay? ☀

technologically in love; android!yoongi ☀☁★

Hello. I am M1N Y00NGI, your personal human mind model adaptive super android.

hellish; demon!yoongi☀★

pink himalayan sea salt can’t help you now.  

basketballcaptain!yoongi ☀★

min yoongi - captain of the basketball team. y/n y/l/n - water girl.

baby, you can drive my car; mechanic!yoongi ☀☁★♥

welcome to min mechanics - what can i do for you today, doll?

maybe, she can drive his car ☀☁

      headcanons:

beauty & the bookworm; librarian!namjoon ☀☁★♥

you discover that there are more things to check out at the library besides books.

la vie en bonsai; slice of life au ☀☁♥

in a rare turn of events, kim namjoon thinks he’s finally found something he likes more than bonsai trees - you. 

cream a little dream of me ☀★♥

coming soon!

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the twelve drabbles of christmas (christmas 2018) 

merry christmas and happy new year!

so in love (valentine’s day 2019) 

a series of valentine’s day themed drabbles featuring some of your favourite boys.

spooktober (halloween 2019) 

trick or treat? 

cee’s house of horrors (halloween 2020)

can you find your way out of cee’s house of horrors? 

click here to go through the entirety of the choh tag - demon!yoongi’s answered asks and all!

halloween in ceeworld - a series of spooky drabbles featuring some of your favourite characters. 

the guide to becoming y/n

christmas with cee (christmas 2020) 

happy holidays and happy new year! 

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For the olds out there: No Romance On Screen. 

Are platonic ships allowed? Yes, as long as they’re strictly platonic and don’t become shippy. We understand that sometimes the story can change while you’re writing it; if in the process of the draft your pairing becomes shippy, you will not be allowed to use the story for your Mini Bang. Either you will need to drop out or you’ll need to write something else.

How does a Big Bang work? For a standard Big Bang like this one: fic first, then art. After a few weeks of work, the authors will submit a summary and excerpt of their fics to begin the Claims process. Artists pick their top favorites from this list and submit them to the mods. One of those choices is assigned to the artists, who then create content for that fic. [In a reverse Bang, then the artists would submit what they’re going to draw and the authors write with that in mind.]

Gen Mini-Bang Details + Participation Requirements

How many people can participate? 25 authors and 25 artists. upped to 40 each, after enthusiastic response!

What’s the timeline? The timeline can be found on the sidebar, and also here.

Who’s running this shindig? @bosstoaster, @butteredonions and @velkynkarma.

Minimum word count? 5,000 words is the minimum.

Can we have co-authors? You can have a co-author, but you will be responsible for working together and making sure your fic reaches completion.  In fairness to the limited number of slots, once you’ve signed up you will not be allowed to split up the pair: one or both of you will have to drop out.  Also, to make it fair, if you have two authors you will be responsible for a 10,000 word story (essentially 5k each).

Maximum word count? None!  Go wild.  Just remember that you have to be able to finish it in the scheduled time.

What are the requirements for artists? Artists will be asked to produce 1 piece of artwork for the fic they’re partnered with after claims. We’ll be asking for progress updates/sketches during the check-ins. The final piece should be completed and ready for turn-in by the July 16th final deadline.

There aren’t any restrictions on what media you use. Traditional and digital are both accepted, and if you have other ideas besides a splash page or comic, we’re open to that too! All we ask is that it’s a fully completed piece, no sketches or WIPs.

Sign-Ups

Can I sign up to both write and create art? Due to limited space, you can only be part of the initial sign-up for one or the other, unless we have trouble filling up (which is somewhat unlikely, but more possible for the artist side).  However, you can be on the wait-list for either side, even if you’re signed up for the other.  So if you’d prefer to be an artist, we advise you wait until the 25 slots are full and sign-up as a pitch hitter instead, and then sign-up as an artist in the first wave (or vice versa)

Can I sign up now and drop out later? Technically we can’t stop you, but please consider the limited number of spaces available for this mini-bang. If you sign up now without the intent of following through, you may be taking that slot away from someone else who wants to participate just as badly. Please check out the timeline and evaluate your own schedule before committing.

I already signed up through the poll Bosstoaster did! That was an interest poll, not sign-ups themselves. If you filled out this form: 1) thank you!, and 2) you’ll still need to actually sign-up when sign-ups are live.

Is it first-come first serve or an application? Slots will fill on a first-come, first-serve basis. Authors: Mark your calendars March 20th! 

How do I sign up, officially? Sign-ups are closed! All slots are currently full and we are running on a waitlist.

How much information will i need for sign-ups? Your tumblr handle (or other social media), as well as an active email address.

When exactly will sign-ups open? Author sign-ups opened at exactly 12:00am, March 20th, EST. Sign-ups remained open for one week. Artist sign-ups opened at exactly 12:00am, March 27th, EST. Sign-ups remained open for one week.

What if I miss the window? Mark your calendars!  If you miss it, you’ll have to wait for another time.

All the slots are full! Yes, they are! You can sign up on either waitlist in case of drop-outs. Author Waitlist Artist Waitlist

Are you going to add more slots? The current cap remains 25 authors and 25 artists. Please see this post for more information. ETA: Due to exceptional and enthusiastic interest, we have upped the cap to 40 authors and 40 artists, for a total of 80 participants.

Check-Ins and Claims

What are check-ins? Check-ins are when we look into the progress of authors and artists to make sure everything is coming along on schedule.  You will be responsible for showing how you’re progressed in your work at these times, usually by sending us your most current rough draft. More specific requirements may be posted as we draw closer to those dates.

The first check-in comes pretty quick! What do I need to have ready? Check-in 1 will be to make sure you still want to participate and that you’re working on your claims.  It’s there so if we have any early drop-outs, we catch them earlier so that we can give our back-ups time to make their summary before claims, rather than demanding one on the day of.

What are claims? Claims are named that because it’s when the artists decide which story they want to write for. Authors submit details to us such as a summary, rating, and an excerpt, along with the tags they’d plan on using for AO3. We’ll number those submissions and post them anonymously for artists to peruse; artists in turn give us a list of which of those submissions they want to draw. We then assign them and pair everyone up.

Can I be late to claims? No.  If you are late to claims you will be dropped and replaced. No exceptions.

What happens if I miss a check-in? Shiro never comes back from the astral plane.  

Content Queries

My work is ‘technically’ gen? but it might be kind of shippy if people want to read it that way. Ultimately, you know your content best. We recommend that if there’s any doubt if your content is gen you do not use it for this Bang. 

Can I have NSFW content? All NSFW content is acceptable (except if it involves a ship), but please remember to tag your fics appropriately for any NSFW content.

Are AUs allowed? Allowed, but please consider it may alienate artists if your niche is too specific (i.e. a Fantasy AU is one thing, a Dresden Files AU is another).

Can I continue a WIP? No. All material created for this mini-bang must be new material; the exception is a sequel to a previously-completed story. No posting new chapters of a WIP. The only exception is a WIP you’ve begun working on, but have not yet published anywhere yet.

Are sequels allowed? This is fine, as long as you are writing a sequel for a previously-completed story.  You cannot continue posting a currently half-published WIP.

Can I use an idea I’ve already loosely posted about on my blog? (i.e. I’ve talked about a basic plot, headcanon, meta, etc.) Yes. Previously posted ideas, snippets or hints are perfectly fine. If you’re considering making it your Bang Fic, please hold off on posting further details about your plot so that claims are as anonymous as possible. However, as long as the fic itself is not posted anywhere prior to claims, you’re good to go. 

Posting 

What are the multi-chapter posting rules? The entirety of your fic must be posted on your assigned day. If you have multiple chapters, all chapters must be posted on the same day. This is in fairness to everyone on the posting schedule.  It’s not fair if some people get a chapter posted every day for weeks while others get only the one post. If your fic exceeds 30k, please message us and we can consider exceptions on a case-by-case basis.

Can I post my work on my account? Do not post your work anywhere before your assigned posting date. You can post little snippets or previews, but the work as a whole should be a surprise until the posting date. 

The only exception is if you’ve already loosely posted about the idea on your blog prior to Sunday, March 12th, 2017. Loose posts include ideas such as a basic plot, snippets, meta, headcanons, etc., that you’re now planning to expand into your Mini-Bang fic. If this is the case please hold off on posting further details about your plot through claims so that the process is as anonymous as possible. 

Where will we post our fics for Posting Day? All fics will also be posted to your own AO3 or Tumblr.  After that, send a link to us and we’ll post it. More information will be provided as we draw closer to the deadline.

Will I need the story to be totally completed by the deadline? All fic and art must be completed by the final deadline of Sunday, July 16th.  Absolutely.  Period.  

Can fics be edited between the Final Deadline of July 16th and posting on August 1st? Yes. We just require that the story be finished.  If you need a final read-over for editing, we’d much rather you do that than leave in mistakes because you think you’re not supposed to touch it.  We absolutely encourage you use those extra couple of weeks of organization to polish. How do I post my artist’s images to my fic on AO3? Check out our tutorial post on this here.

Additional/Misc.

I have a question not covered on this post! Please swing by our askbox. Thanks!