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the new spider-man game will allow miles and peter to reach through the screen, flip you off, and tell you to go fuck yourself each time you get them killed
Tink: why does nobody pay attention to my struggles!?
Zarina: Maybe because you get special treatment.
Tink: I do not!
Zarina: You nearly caused the second ice age and didn't even get scolded before going off to sulk, I got fired from the thing my life revolves around for destroying a building I offered to help fix and apologized for breaking.
Tink: Yeah but-
Zarina: And none of you looked for me for two years. You also discouraged my dreams because apparently you're the only one who gets to break the rules in secret.
Tink: Well-
Zarina: And when I came back the most you girls did was shrug until I took the dust.
Tink: Well- I uhm...well I never teamed up with pirates!
Zarina: No no...not until he played a sad song for you because you were jealous of a little girl who had a crush on a little boy, it took years of winning my trust and not knowing who he was to fall for James.
Charlie Cox in his interviews : "Andrew is the best Spider-Man ever". Charlie Cox when he's in front of Andrew Garfield : "third best Spider-Man". Charlie roasting old pal Andrew at an event, as you do when you have years of friendship. And John Boyega: 😂
Andrew Garfield laughing at himself while his friends roast him for awards honors is premium content and I want more of this, please.
Started watching the Musketeers (2014, on Prime) recently bc I had a lot of free time on a roadtrip across the US. I wasn't sure if I was gonna like it- I love it period-pieces/historical stuff, but I tend to unintentionally have a specific taste in stuff that I'll continue watching on my own time.
But I am not exaggerating when I say that I don't have the words to convey just how much I absolutely love the show.
I'll probably bullet-list my favourite bits about it some other day, but I'm watching season 1 again, and I thought i should share my favourite line from the show.
Context: a woman (Comtesse) who advocates for women's education is being put on trial bc 17th France has a toxic patriarchy, but it particularly stems from the King's advisor (played by Peter Capaldi- I know! : D ) in this show. The Queen of France comes in right as the woman is sentenced to death for "being a witch and consorting with the devil", and essentially pardons her.
Comtesse stands to leave the court, and looks the king's advisor directly in the eye.
Comtesse: I have never consorted with the Devil unti this moment. I am looking at him.
And then- completely outside of Comtesse, the king's advisor starts choking on poison lol