#incorrect peter pan

[incorrectneverland]

@tragicbeauty1991

Peter: *knocks on Hook’s cabin door* Hey, Codfish!! Do you wanna build a snowman? 🎶

Hook: It’s JULY!! Go away!

Shortly afterwards somehow captian Hook opened his door to a ship covered in snow somehow

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha, in a room with Peter, Yelena and Clint: It’s calm in here. Natasha: It scares me…

[humblefryingpan]

Rumplestiltskin in ouat season 3 teaching us that you can break generational trauma by making it worse!

Peter Pan: "my dad abandoned me so I'm going to abandon my kid"

Rumple: "My dad abandoned me so I'm going to abandon my kid"

Niel: "I didn't know I had a kid but now that I do I won't abandon him"

Rumple: "I'm going to kill him then"

Peter Pan: "Not if I kill him first"

It's honestly a miracle Henry survived neverland

[annmaximoff18]

My bad boys or with dubious morals.

My mother wouldn't approve of them, except Loki, she loves Loki 🫶💚

Loki Laufeyson

Kaz Bekker

Roman Godfrey

Frank Castel

Homelander

John Constantine

Jason Todd

Peter Pan

Adrian Chase

[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

Johnny: then. we broke the rule

Peter: yes I hope it’s not a mistake

Johnny: “I hope I’m not a mistake” Title of your sex tape

Johnny: *GASP* title of our sex tape

[not-wholly-unheroic]

Smee: Okay, Cap’n, I got you a hot water bottle… and some tea… and a nice, soft blanket. Is there anything else that would help you feel better?

Hook: …Can you gently pat me while I make pathetic sounds of distress?

Smee: Of course.

Hook: *incoherent whimpering noises*

Smee: *pats him on the back* Shhhhh… There, there, Cap’n.

Based on this comic.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Sirius: when you're gay in your house with no one else you're homolone

Remus: when you're bi and there's nobody around you're bi yourself

Peter: when you're asexual and nobody is present in your vicinity, you're aceolated

James: when you're pansexual and everyone else left you've been apandoned

[incorrectwolfstar]

james: put a finger down if you cried during the “your mother and mine” scene from peter pan

sirius: *puts a finger down*

remus: what the fuck

[oautincorrectquotes]

Rumple: My papa always said that if all the other kids were jumping off a cliff, i should too.

Belle: Your father said that?.

Rumple: He was not a nurturer.

[lamour-est-la-force]

Found in my drafts from 2021, enjoy

[mysticalarmand]

Some SQ and CaptainPan

[incorrectneverland]

Gaston: Hey Jamie!

Hook: Don't call me that.

Gaston: Whatever, you wanna go hunting with me? Le foo is out again .

Hook: You would have to pick me up kicking and screaming before I go with you.

Gaston: Challenge accepted!

Hook: wait-! Put me down!

[str8up-vanilla]

*emma chilling in her room just reading a book*

Killian: *entering the room quickly obviously hiding tears* Emma!

Emma: Oh my gosh Killian what's wrong?!

Killian: I-...I'm not really a codfish...am I?

[s--strawberry]

the peter porn books are gonna be the death of me. im currently reading book 4. so heres yet another shit post

winnie pov:

tink:

winnie:

pan:

winnie:

roc and hook:

vane and pan:

red is bash. blue is pan.

kas would send this in their gc:

the lost boys tm everytime winnie breathes:

(even more shitposts)

[profoundstarfishmusic]

[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

Reeds: I’m glad Johnny finally befriended Spider-Man and now they’re going to fight together. Hopefully this will curb his destructive tendencies and he’ll stop acting out for attention…

Reeds, later that day: Oh God, there are TWO OF THEM.