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huffy-the-bicycle-slayer · 3 years

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I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

#i miss him so much #my one joy in this world #halloween

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blinkpen · 2 years

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man. remember early in the pandemic, shortly into the telework phase, when a lot of women started vocalizing "wow, i didnt realize just how much time, energy, and even money i was wasting on dolling myself up for work every damn morning, until i didn't have to do it anymore. i don't think i'll go back to doing that when we return to the office? i won’t be a slob or anything, of course, i’m just not going to go out of my way to look pretty at work" and then,

so many people proceeded to lose every last crumb of their shit about it, writing the most asinine crybaby articles ever where they were just. utterly horrified by the possibility that more and more women might become comfortable looking natural/plain and completely opting out of the expectation to look as appealing as possible at all times, even when all they’re doing is spending all day in a cubicle. that was bonkers. lmao.

#sporadic warbling #the fact a lot of them were like 'i've become more comfortable with how i look as-is during lockdown bc i was seeing my-#normal un-makeup'd face in the mirror so much more often and now im not as anxious about being seen without it'#and people were acting like this was a bad thing #wild

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comfortfrogblog · 3 years

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thatscreamingrat · 2 years

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my current project is going strong so far

follow it on twt

#i havent had a lot of time to draw lately so this #theres a lot of stupid dogs round these parts #sketchbook #dogs #idk what to tag this 🤷

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kalofi · 3 years

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forever thinking of the time i just wanted to know how long i could go without sleeping and google autofilled it to “in minecraft” without me realizing. you can imagine my shock and horror until i read the website title

#I WAS SO FUCKING CONFUSED AND HORRIFIED GUYS #I WAS LIKE PHANTOMS??? OUT TO GET ME??? TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE?????#i thought 1.13 meant like. 1:13 am or some shit 😭😭😭#so like after three days at 1:13 the ghouls and goblins would start appearing #i may be stupid

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fxa · 3 years

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#i did not create this. i got it from reddit. the source link has been right there in plain sight since the day i reposted it here.#also i didn't think this would get notes so i didn't add alt text until later... so the op has alt text but not the popular chain. sorry #id in alt #100k #10k #1k #100 #blazed #brba #bluh

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batfamfucker · 3 years

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We don't appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.

Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don't.

#bruce wayne #batman #dc #shitpost #please we need more moments like this #so much comedic potential #'what? he's hot!'#'he's been in the top 10 sexiest men alive ratings for five years running!'#'you wouldn't fuck bruce wayne??? What??? why????'#'What abour you Bats?'#'Bats?'#'Why are you leaving? Bats? Batman?'#justice league #green lantern #hal jordan #barry allen #flash

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bananonbinary · 3 years

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just saw a “period typical homophobia” tag on a fic set in the early 2000s and like...you arent wrong but jesus things changed fast huh

#sometimes i forget how much more homophobic it was when i was growing up #how the fuck did we go from 'being gay is mostly illegal' to rainbow capitalism this fast #i mean the us is still homophobic as hell but its SO different than it was just 15 years ago

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pastlight · 2 years

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#gävle goat #gavlebocken #it's 6 am and i can't sleep so y'all getting this #pas post

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wrender · 2 years

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#my posts #jk Rowling #this is relevant again.#update ive added an image desc in the alt text #thank u to drwizard for providing that!!#hey quick psa before u send me anon hate or even comment on this post in a negative way #im deleting all of them and not engaging so dont waste ur time being pathetic on a joke tweet

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peasunflower · 2 years

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I'm in love with involuntary validation of a relationship. My best friend saying "our spot", my brother saying "our cookie recipe" or my mum saying "our song". Like YES I LOVE YOU TOO. I'm so soft for it.

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shubbabang · 2 years

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#Shubbaart #Comic #lol #planes #i hate turbulence so much

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spiderversegf · 2 years

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i love small joys so much!!!! yes i love my coffee in my favorite mug!!! i love the sun spilling in the window!!! i love the wind on my face!!! i love my blanket over my lap!!! i love the clouds in the sky!!!! i am seeking joy in every moment!!!!

#🍜#small joys #it is good to be alive !! it is good and i am trying so hard to rmr that #🧷#also this is #ok to rb #if u feel so called

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whimsyprinx · 2 years

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,,, this certainly was a choice is all I’m saying

#rambles #spotify wrapped #me editing this two days later #so y’all who reblog this directly from me know I’m suffering /j #no it’s like fun seeing yalls thoughts but my god tumblr is so broken I just wanna cut off the notifications and it won’t let me I’ve tried #I’ve got other notifs I wanna see ;-;#I miss my friends #also my friends keep bullying me and reblogging this telling me not to forget them since I’m famous now 🙄 the fools #the fame #it’s not worth losing it all T-T #previously I only tagged spotify wrapped and my talk tag now you’re getting me saying stupid shit #to get an idea of what type of person posts this #especially since y’all keep following me which is lovely but I’m not this funny all the time like #I’ve already said it but I’m a sad faerie enthusiast who like fashion and drawing #and especially lately has been sad posting a lot #so follow at your own risk yall #I’m happy rn tho so yay

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syrupmancer · 2 years

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babe wake up there's an official sequel to the bus meme

[deep down we are the same person]

Source is brazilian artist Genildo on twitter, his donation link is included

#this is so nice :]#bus meme

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