#they exist and i go feral

[vampiregokudera]

Day 4 of limetober - Natural

[spacedace]

“Hey, I need to get married for bullshit Infinite Realms reasons, you two in?”

“Tt, of course.”

“Sure thing! Do we need to get going for that like, right now? Or later?”

“Eh, like in a couple of hours? The Observants are demanding some Royal Ball or something and they pulled out some stupid old laws out of their collective asses that if I’m not married by the time it starts they can assign me spouses of their choosing, can you fucking believe that shit?”

“Woah, what the hell? Can they even do that?”

“I was under the impression they were only permitted to observe.”

“Right? It’s total crap, but apparently there’s like this super old law on the books and they didn’t bring it up until now when there’s like no time left to try and force me to marry someone they pick.”

“They are training to gain influence over you?”

“Eh, more like they’re trying to get control of my Dad by way of me. But still fucked as hell.”

“So why do you need to marry both of us? Or do you just need to marry one of us and we should play rock paper scissor for it?”

“Technically I only need to marry one of you, but I don’t want them pulling out any loopholes or something. So, it’d be great if one of you could be my consort for my role as Queen of Mirrors, and one could be my consort for my role as Crown Princess. You two can figure who’s who on that all that, I’m good with whatever.”

“Oooh, can I be consort for the Mirror Court? I can annoy Kon more that way.”

“I am amenable to that. Grandfather will have a fit when he learns that I can cut his access to the Pits off at my discretion and there’s nothing he can do about it.”

“Awesome, okay are you two good for meeting up at like, three? We can pop over to my Lair and get everything sorted out there.”

“Works for me, my only class til this afternoon is at one and the professor already said we’re cutting out early because she has to go out of town this weekend.”

“Four would be more agreeable if possible, I have to take Titus to the vet for his checkup.”

“Okay let’s aim for four then. It’s just signing some paperwork, making some quick blood-slash-ectoplasm pacts and swearing a couple binding oaths… Should only take like five or ten minutes?”

“They’re not gonna make you have a huge royal wedding or anything?”

“Nah. Dad keeps things pretty chill so as long as the paperwork is all in order we’ll be good. Though once Auntie Dorathea finds out she’s absolutely gonna make us have one. She loves planning weddings. Swear its what she makes her hoard out of somehow.”

“So long as we have a say in some of the proceedings I have no issue with that eventuality.”

“Same, it sounds like it’d be a fun way to annoy the Observants even more.”

“Don’t for get all the weirdos trying to be my suitors and all that bullshit.”

“We have an accord then. We can reconvene at the usual place.”

“Awesome, you two are the best! I gotta jet and let everyone know and get the ball rolling on the paperwork stuff. See you guys at four!”

With that, Nomad - Stella Phantom, Crown Princess of the Infinite Realms, Queen of Mirrors, Core of the Speedforce and ghostly hero of the Titans and the Justice League - tore a rip in the fabric of space and time and darted out of the room the same way she came. Through the mind-bending tear in reality the eerie, eye-searing green of the Infinite Realms glowed in all its unsettling glory, Phantom Keep a glittering expanse of night sky made solid in the distance.

Jon waved at her cheerfully as Damian gave a nod of farewell before both silently turned their attention back to their respective tablets as the portal closed behind their friend and teammate and the glimpse of the Ghost Zone disappeared again. Completely unbothered by the conversation just held or the life changing implications that came with them.

Jon was humming as he tapped away at something on the screen before him, Damian propping his head up on his fist in vague boredom as he frowned down at the information he was reading.

The rest of the room Nomad had left behind was caught in a frozen, stunned silence in the wake of the baffling conversation they’d all just been witness to. All eyes in the room darted between Flamebird and Pheonix seated calmly at the end of the table, then to the space where Nomad had disappeared to, back to the young men, and then towards the head of the table where Superman and Batman sat looking bewildered and a bit on the verge of heart attacks.

The short status update meeting was about to become much, much longer it seemed.

Though a lot more entertaining.

[selfindulgentraptor]

YES YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE MY SNAKE REGRESSED INTO A PATHETIC MANIAC DRAMA QUEEN SO FAST

I was so worried that they were just gonna skip his actual character growth after episode 2 resolved the way it did, but fortunately sassy trainwreck villain snake is far from redeemed<33

[meebles]

the “soulmates receive an imprint of each other’s scars” trope is so rife with potential for codywan i can’t stop thinking about it

like. obi-wan who immediately starts hiding the soulmark on his face with makeup because it’s a private thing for him, then when he actually meets cody he has no idea how to bring it up. cody doesn’t find out until months later when obi-wan is injured enough to require full submersion in a bacta tank and the makeup washes off

or. obi-wan who doesn’t particularly care about showing his soulmarks, but when he and cody meet for the first time cody is wearing his helmet. cody then internally freaks out, has no idea how to tell his general who he’s just met that he’s his soulmate, so he goes as long as he can without taking off his helmet in front of obi-wan. meanwhile the rest of the 212th obviously know who obi-wan’s soulmate is, and are torn between keeping cody’s secret and just ripping off cody’s bucket themselves

and then, of course, there’s the much more angsty version where you can feel all of your soulmate’s injuries as well…

[schneiderenjoyer]

I love Vertin.

[girlwiththegreenhat]

oh my god they added a stanley cup to neopets

[edsbacktattoo]

they really popped the fuck off when they put together Edward Teach. they looked at Taika’s big brown doe eyes and said put tattoos on it. now a beard. give him delicious grey streaks of hair. they really built the perfect man and then to top it all off they made him gay. what the fuck

[riddle-me-grits]

Movies I Wish Existed | The Secret History (1993)

“I suppose at one time in my life I might have had any number of stories, but now there is no other. This is the only story I will ever be able to tell.”

[argumentativeantitheticaldrmgirl]

Hiiii 🙃

[mournersandfunerals]

what counts as zoyalai crumbs though?

Breathing the same air

[relicsongmel]

Reblog if you love this girl ❤️

[kaleidoskuls]

*inhales* MAYBE THIS WRITER'S BLOCK THAT I'VE BEEN PERCEIVING IS TO STOP ME DIVING DEEPLY INTO MY INTERNAL BEING FALLING INTO DARKNESS BELOW MY SURFACE TENSION EMOTIONAL SUPPRESSION MY COPING MECHANISM 'CAUSE ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DYING SOME FASTER THAN THE OTHERS LUNGS FILLING UP WITH FLUID FACE PLACED UNDER THE COVERS 'CAUSE ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DYING SOME FASTER THAN THE OTHERS I'M TRYING TO DISTRACT MYSELF FROM THE FEARS THAT I'VE DISCOVERED *exhales*

[kazbrekkerfast]

has anyone written a tangled wesper au becuase I friend just showed me a post about it and I have gone feral

like wylan is so tangled coded he can do music and sing and draw and is locked away by a gaslighting ass bitch and just wants to leave and escape his tower and then this hot flirty thief arrives and helps him escape they are literally perfect omg

[covenofthearticulate]

do you cry every single day over the bit in memnoch where louis is literally clawing at the doors and has to be physically restrained from trying to get to lestat or are you normal

[be-bisexual-eat-hot-chip-and-lie]

rick riordan gimme more books but this time focus on random cabins at chb

like

i want to know how many times a week the hephaestus cabin blows up stuff

i want to know how many lego the athena kids own

i want to know how the apollo cabin settles arguments

[emeraldcitynerdfighter]

I know we love the kisses and the convent scene and the car scenes but THIS

and this

and ya know what even this

…get me every goddamn time.

I don’t know what it is about two women doing this thing with their hands. One finger at a time. Gently. Cautiously. Lovingly. Soothing.

Just to say “Hey…I’m here.”

I know it’s done in the show because of the time in which this story takes place. Because it’s about the safest way that Carson and Greta can show, in public, genuine affection for each other that isn’t only read as being friends or teammates.

But even if that wasn’t the case…there’s a tenderness in these subtle movements and touches that Abbi and D’Arcy honed in on that just *work* for Carson and Greta and where each character is at.

Always reaching for each other. Whenever they can. Holding each other as closely and gently and securely as they’ll allow themselves to.

Because fuck the rules.

And I

just

melt.