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kurobachisagi · 11 months
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that one breaking bad meme circulating on twitter (what isagi doesnt realize is they have already been playing really gay soccer this entire time)
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sudsyv2 · 1 year
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Soap ‘helping’ ghost put on the greasepaint: do you or do you not feel bonita?
Ghost looking tired as shit with little painted hearts on his face: *sigh* …I feel bonita.
Soap: wonderful cause you look bonita!
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invaderpinnecone · 2 months
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Florida:I'm back from my trip to Orlando
Florida:.cal-
Califonia hugging him nd is violently shaking:YOURBACKOMG ITHOUGTYIUWEREGOINGTOLEAVEMELIKEEVERONEELSEANDIWASGOINGTOBELONEAGAINWITHNOONETOTALKTOIMISSEDYOUSOMUCH
Florida:you missed me after you celebrated me leaving?
California:SHUTUP
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bangobeep · 2 years
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oh nnooo dont beat me upp nooo
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mcworm · 6 months
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JUST SAW A FED-EX DRIVER JUMP OUR OF HIS TRUCK AT A REDLIGHT AND RUN UP TO A SECOND FED-EX TRUCK (THREE CARS AHEAD) AND THE GUY LEANED OUT AND THEY JUST KISSED ON THE LIPS? HELLO?
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catmask · 9 months
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my mom loves to lie and like she always swears she was NEVER homophobic or anything to me as a child “i even have a gay work friend” but a really funny memory resurfaced recently where i asked if i could use birthday money i had to buy a rainbow flag when i was like ??? 7?? because i LOVED rainbows. and she said no that means something Evil and god will hate you . so what did i do. but ask my grandmom for a rainbow sweater for christmas and proceed to only wear that sweater for three years when it got cold because i didnt like the idea that god hated colors and i wanted to challenge him
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hansoeii · 9 months
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darcyolsson · 1 year
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look i dislike the corporate artstyle book cover trend as much as the next person but we cant pretend every book looking the same is something new. if you stepped into a bookstore in 2013 there would be approximately 57 books whose cover art consisted of a girl in a ballgown with her back half-turned to the camera photoshopped into a vaguely fantasy-like landscape. i was 11 years old fighting for my life to find the right maximalistic girl and her single-adjective book title we cannot forget the horrors i went through please be respectful of my experiences
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lenin-it-to-win-it · 2 years
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Frodo: Sam hates Gollum, but that is what I shall become once I have lost myself to the ring... he’ll despise me... 
Sam if Frodo did turn into a Gollum: That’s a very nice fish you caught with your bare hands, Mr. Frodo, and its very smart of you to eat it raw, saves us the trouble of starting a fire. I knitted you a sweater in case you get cold running around in that loincloth of yours. Is the sun hurting your eyes? I’ll kill it if it’s bothering you. I’ll kill the sun
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jsketch12 · 1 month
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I’M SORRY MOONLILY NATION I HAVE FAILED YOU ALL………
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this-simplefeeling · 5 months
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erm okay so... the way this argument ends...
because obviously the doctor is about to blame donna for spilling the coffee, but he catches himself, backs off and apologizes. and it's not him catching himself in a "this is a pointless argument because i'm right and you aren't getting that so i give up" sorta way- because in that beat after, he isn't irritated, he doesn't start trying to figure out a way to reiterate his point. it's him catching himself in a "that was the wrong thing to say and i regret that" sorta way.
it's him catching himself becoming another one of the voices in donna's head calling her a screw up.
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ruporas · 1 month
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kiss of the divine
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smiuffzo · 2 months
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i've seen people do this here and there and i really wanted to add my own 2 cents with the help of this shitty doodle
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akanemnon · 3 months
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To be fair, she found the letter on the floor of the school hallway...
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
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aucprivt · 28 days
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i want to eat a pretty boy out so bad i'm actually gonna lose my mind if i don't. i want push myself between his legs and tell him to spread his thighs. i want to tease him with a chuckle because of how flustered he is. i wanna trail kisses on his inner thighs as i place his legs on my shoulders slowly and tell him how good his skin feels on my lips. i wanna hear him let out a little gasp when i take his tdick in my mouth. i want his hips bucking into my face as he whines and buries his fingers into my locks. i wanna hum into his cunt and start lapping up his boypussy like it's my last meal and hear him react to every movement i make. i want to hold his thighs firmly to stop him from pushing his hips back and forth, to tell him to be patient with a smirk. i want to push my tongue inside him even when he comes and continue eating him out till he's crying from overstimulation because i want him to know how much he can take like the good boy he is.
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kenchann · 12 days
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king of snork mimimimimi-ing
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