what about james who takes regulus’ virginity and then for some reason or another they break up and reg starts seeing some new guy and james loses his mind and does everything he can (literally breaking into reg’s house) to cockblock them and make sure this guy doesn’t touch reg, whilst also trying to win back reg in the process
see this anon….. you just upstaged me . he would be absolutely fucking miserable at the idea of anybody else touching regulus like he has at all. even fully clothed ….. why should anybody else get to touch His person ….. he’s the one who made regulus realize he likes to get touched there there and there it’s just Unfair for anybody else to . bonus points if regulus Knows and is doing this in a weird attempt to get james back too….. implying heavily he’s going to hookup w someone and the guy comes over and regulus is like we r going to watch this movie But you gotta sit on the other end of the couch. featuring james showing up and seeing another guys car and getting so mad he genuinely debates keying it . i know when they finally get back together that second first time james is so so so jealous until regulus fesses up he didn’t actually let anyone else touch him and james becomes sooooo cocky ……. anon im giving you the keys to my blog
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Still really sick of this idea of pregnancy, especially male pregnancy, as something inherently comedic and demeaning. Sick of artists going "hehe I can just draw my enemies pregnant 😈" and jokingly labelling terrible people as "omegas" (which also plays into the idea of being a sub or bottom as inherently degrading). Like y'all. Carrying a baby is just a thing that some people's bodies can do. Treating it like "punishment" for bad behaviour, or as nothing but a silly joke, is just kinda fucked up???? I'm a man who can get pregnant. I don't plan on doing so, but I enjoy it as a concept in fiction (both in sexual contexts and non-sexual ones). Sometimes these concepts are framed positively and sometimes not, but it feels like EVERY TIME I see someone talking about a male character getting pregnant, it's for the laughs. I'm tired of feeling like a punchline, and I can't even imagine how men who've actually gotten pregnant and/or given birth feel about this. Cut it out.
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hey fujii do you wanna hear about a silly little thing i thought of earlier. so you know how in red/blue rescue team, eevee used to be in the "naive" category, whereas in explorers of sky, it's in the "jolly" category? it made me think about ribbons, specifically because of how the rescue team personality test describes the naive trait.
in rescue team, the naive type is described to be someone whos highly curious, and someone who likes rare things. their cheerful and carefree make everything fun for the people around them, but they also have the flaw of being childish, never sitting still, and always being on the move. (it also says that they might be selfish but i dont see that applying to ribbons tbh..)
it seems so oddly fitting for ribbons because her personality does show those traits in particular. she's a silly little thing and her bright cheery personality, and she is childish to some extent. and of course, can't forget her curiosity. especially with how curious she got when it came to dusknoir. and of course, we can't forget about the *actual* definition of naive. naivety in the sense of choosing to believe that dusknoir, despite how his aura flared with malice, bared no ill intent. to think that someone who is so great, so wise, so kind and caring could ever be capable of shattering her world apart.. that was naive. because she believed he was what she thought he was, and because it was her naivety that nearly got her and aimilios killed. you'd think she'd have learned from the drowzee incident where two kids displaying trust in a spur-of-the-moment stranger who coincidentally showed them kindness in their misfortune was a mistake, but i suppose that's what being a naive little child does to you.
(anyways im sorry if this sounds incoherent and out of the blue. have a good day)
DONT YOU DARE APOLOGIZE FOR THIS. THE JOLLY AND NAIVE NATURES FIT MY GIRL SO WELL. (Unhinged rant in tags)
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werewolf!robin this, monster hunter!Nancy that. No. Both of them are werewolves who pretend to be monster hunters when they're both spotted to cover their tracks. Nancy says the wolf was scrawny and ran weird, Robin says it had darker fur and was small, either way they both purposefully lead the other on wild goose chases, lying through their teeth and laying on their hatred for werewolves super thick.
meanwhile once its day time they rush to find the pretty she-wolf they recently befriended to make sure the other silly hunter didn't get her
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Okay I have something on my mind....!
Everyone always writes fics about Steve finding he enjoys dnd as long as he is playing with his boyfriend. That Eddie gave him that time to learn to do the things and didn't call him stupid like the kids would.
But now consider... Eddie learning about sport.
Not to play it, god no. His exercise is limited to carrying bandeqquipment and that's more than enough torture for him (absolute drama king). But Steve and Wayne will sometimes watch a sport of their choice. And well, Eddie knows Steve is not all that interested in dnd but still tries. And Eddie knows this is something important to Steve. So he wants in on the bonding time, of his own accord without anyone prompting him because he's a good boyfriend. Now, yes, Eddie did totally go to a few of their schools games, but did he learn any of the rules no of course not! He skipped gym all the time. Those events were for jock-in-shorts purposes only. And now he has his own jock sooo....
Basically, Eddie will try to engage, asking about rules, why Steve and Wayne just shouted, was that a good cheer or a kill the referee kind of cheer? And Steve will explain it all to Eddie, returning the favor of Eddie being so patient when Steve was learning dnd unintentionally. Steve is just so happy he now gets to talk sports with someone he loves, because he sure couldn't with his parents. He loves Eddie a little bit more every time he asks a "dumb" question (Steve knows better than anyone there aren't any dumb questions when first learning about something new, no matter what people say. Hence why he would be a great kindergarden teacher :D ) And Eddie will still get the rules wrong a lot of the time... on purpose!
He just loves hearing Steve talk about his passion, in his element. Finds it very sweet. And pretty hot. Because he is smitten.
Tell me they would not be this disgustingly sweet hah you can't I'm right!!!
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I just finished Cassandra's quest (finally) and objectively the Seekers are 100% fucking worse than the Grey Wardens hands down
For an organization whose only purpose is to combat corruption among the templars and investigate templars/circle wrongdoings they are really bad at it.
At least the Wardens do what they are made for. Those BAMFs jump of towers, wade through darkspawn and even gained the undying respect of both Qunari and Dwarves. All that and they still beat the shit out of darkspawn and archdemons
Seekers are mage-lite and can't even detect a whole demon beneath their noses.
Wardens are tragic heroes while the seekers can't even tell another seeker "hey you were made tranquil and then a spirit touched your mind and broke it, welcome to the possesion club fam"
At least a warden can be honest with another warden "yeah we darkspawn light, you wanna grab another beer?"
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eleventh hour is my Favorite arc of balance and one of my absolute favorite moments is the very first time it resets when justin starts laughing and clint is like "AWESOME!!!!!!!!" like idk it just Gets To Me
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I had the craziest hoyo fever dream yesterday I can't remember all of it but Sunday turned out to be evil and became a worse person and my brain was like "see I disproved all your theories" WYMMM IT'S YOUR THEORIES TT and it became a bloody family inheritance soap opera or smth like that PLSSSS
Also Al haitham turned to a cat and at first he was annoyed but then liked it and wanted to stay that way i-
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