[a video is attached, press play?]
[The footage begins with Soda the Zorua, who had assumedly turned on the camera. While the video stays on Soda, you can still hear the discussion in the background.]
“Don’t look at me like that, Limone.”
A Decidueye caws.
“I know what you’re trying to tell me! I know this is a problem! I’ve tried Chesto Berries! He isn’t snapping out of it! He just- keeps muttering about the gym challenge! He left the gym challenge, what, five months ago?!”
The Decidueye caws again.
“I know I’m spiraling!” By the sound of it, she had slammed a table. She goes quiet for a moment.
A gentle coo comes from the Decidueye.
“…Sorry, I know. I just.. I can’t rest until she’s okay, you know I won’t. I can’t lose someone else. ..I’m not overreacting!”
[Soda looks over, then begins tapping on Outpost’s phone.]
[The video ends.]
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What does the gang think of nightmares new outfit?
(By the way she looks fucking gorgeous, LONG LIVE QUEEN NIGHTMARE 🗣🗣🗣)
Ngl they probably made a bet on whether Nightmare would start wearing royalty outfits, and Killer almost always wins any bets they make (especially when they’re regarding Nightmare), Horror and Murder despise him for it dhdhhdhdh
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another thing i love w the dsmp were all the urban legends that got spread about items (for lack of a better term). things like schlatt’s original bones having been turned to bonemeal, connor having used the missing nuke to craft something, l’mantree having been planted by schlatt, etc. stuff that people never really bothered to scan vods to fact-check and are arguably funnier to leave that way
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Prompt: How do you wake a sleeping Sky? (Wrong answers only)
Wild makes a terrible choice, one he will come to regret soon.
✦ . ⁺ . ✦ . ⁺ . ✦ . ⁺ . ✦ . ⁺ . ✦ . ⁺ .
“Are you sure this is safe?”
Wild waved Hyrule off. “Don’t worry so much. We’re almost there, we just need to move him a little farther.”
“If you’re sure…”
“You can try and wake him if you’d like?”
Hyrule, wisely, elected not to reply, focusing his efforts tenfold on carrying Sky, bedroll and all, toward the lake. Wild had drawn the short straw this morning, and it was his duty to wake Sky. Knowing better than to try and shake the trained knight awake—Legend had earned a dagger to the side once, and though the wound had been a mere graze, none of them had risked their lives like that again.
“Just in the sand here,” Wild said, and together, they set Sky down next to the water. Phase one of his plan was complete.
Next was getting the hell away from the ticking time-bomb that was an asleep Sky.
“Come on, we need to sit in a tree for this.” Hyrule looked at him funny, but followed, too curious to leave matters be. Together, they clambered up into a tree close enough to see Sky, but far enough away to be out of range when he awoke. Although, if Wild’s plan worked, Sky would have bigger problems than knifing one of them.
Wild pulled out his bow, and Hyrule paled. “Um, Champion, is that a good idea?”
“I won’t hit him,” Wild assured Hyrule. Hyrule did not seem reassured, more so when Wild pulled out a bomb arrow.
But he accepted he wouldn’t be able to stop Wild now. “He’s going to kill us.”
Wild grinned. Drew back the string on his bow and aimed carefully—close enough to Sky that his plan would be effective, while not maiming him in the slightest. A deep breath in—and a brief check to ensure no one else was watching them—and Wild loosed the arrow.
The lake exploded. Water flew into the air unceremoniously, and what goes up must always come down—in this instance, straight onto their dreaming Skyloftian. Sky awoke instantly with a shriek as ice-cold water thundered down on him. “Why?!” he demanded.
Hyrule hummed approvingly. “Good work, Champion. If we’re lucky, he won’t notice us—”
“You two!”
“Hyrule,” Wild said, turning to his friend with a pleasant smile. “Run.”
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Poor Oz and his dad need a translator to talk to others 😭😭
Times when they both get stuck as bunnies are charade nights xD they do like to play lots of board and family games so Oswald and his dad are pros at it 😤👌
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I couldn’t think of anything to ask dnp in Phil’s ask box besides what was the most fun part of planning the tour. my brain won’t work
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