#they’re soooo regular

[saphizzle]

My dragonborn lost their eye a few sessions ago and he’s so so fine and normal about it!!

[its-hyperfixation]

lancelot + ways i would describe him

for my sweet, @bellamyblakru. i am so incredibly proud of u my love, graduating from college in such a short amount of time is no small feat. you’re an absolute legend in my eyes. congratulations my beloved, ily <3

[entropys]

:-) things are getting better september truly is a month of new beginnings

[6ebe]

I miss Vietnamese coffee so bad :(

[mogai-devilz]

Dodobirdgender/Dodogender

A microlabel of dinogender, created specifically to represent dodo birds. Dodogender was intended for those with connections to dodo birds, or those who have a kintype related to dodo birds, but anybody can use it!

(gender coined by me, flags created by me)

[Image ID: Two flags, each with nine horizonal stripes. The colors of each stripe, in order from top to bottom, are dark green, grey, pale blue, very pale green, pale green, very pale green, pale blue, grey, dark green. One of the flags has a silhouette of a dodo bird on top, which is an extinct flightless bird. /.End ID]

[l3viat8an]

Nsfw content MDNI (repost)

Was thinkin’ about bunny boys again today and remembered I still have stuff to repost lmao ‘n for the OG ask for some reason my first thought was hybrid bunny boys not just their outfits- so here's a bit of both~

Regular bunny brothers~

All of them pent up and ready to jump you after working at the fall all day, watching you parade around in your own bunny outfit.

The very second the last customers is out the door, they're all turning to you, "Soooo~" Asmo's the closest already kissing your cheek "Where's our reward, huh?" Mammon grabs your hand and tries to pull you closer to him. And away from Asmo

"W-we were good all day!!!" Levi grabs your other arm and steps closer, "They’re right you did promise us a reward darling." Lucifer simply states it like a fact and to be fair, you had! (If they could make it through their whole shift without fighting or causing trouble they'd get a reward!') Lucifer stands right in front of you and places an almost too soft kiss to your forehead "That was almost foolish of vou honestly.” Satan steps around and behind you, slowly kissing his way up your neck. "I have to agree with Satan. Didn't anyone ever teach you not to make a deal with the devil?” Belphie mumbles against your skin kissing his way up the other side of your neck.

"But we're not the devil…and besides-" Lucifer steps back from you and Beel takes his place, right in front of you and starts kneeling, hooking his thumbs into the waistband of your uniform pants ready to pull them off, “-MC, wants to reward us. Right?"

And you do!! So, so bad!! So how about they fuck you right there~?

On the very same couch you were previously serving customers at~

Hybrids~!

Their adorable 'n sensitive ears!!! The cute fluffy tails!!And the fact that whenever he's in the mood- (which is always for bunny boys- also using "he" so you can just pick your favorite boy and stick him in!!-)

-He'll bend you over the closest piece of furniture and fuck a quick load of cum into you, groaning low in your ear when he cums.

Then he's pulling out. a finger or two pushing his cum back inside you and pulling your underwear back up telling you, "Keep, it all inside now. It'd be a shame if you waste it."

[agendabymooner]

ride home ! carlos s. x ofc (filipino!content creator!ofc)

“and my weary heart has come to rest in yours.”

summary: carlos sainz accidentally outed himself as a married man and his wife is filipino, which is quite ironic if you would look at the history between the two nations. OR mona magdalena was something of a surprise to the f1 world as she’s something of an… ordinary person. but the ferrari driver’s in love with her and that’s enough for anyone to understand.

content warning: established relationship, use of explicit language, unclear plot (intro to carlos sainz’ ofc wife), fluff, lando = knowing something you don’t, poorly translated comments, mentions cheating (no one did), connected to the alessandro/hearth universe (see masterlist)

note: there will be a translation to some of the words in this post (context: spain colonized philippines for 300 years and language/culture/practices were adapted from spain.)

this is a self-indulgent fic. a little bit of it i think. this came from my halo-halo homies’ asks and i was inspired to write. i should write some fernando alonso soon, no? enjoy xx

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user1 CONGRATS MAMITAAAA

user2 welcome back to philippines magda!!

zildbenitez sex or chocolate? liked by monamagdalena

monamagdalena the city by the 1975

user3 i cant believe that you’re working a regular job in spain/england while you’re a whole ass celebrity in the philippines 😭 liked by monamagdalena

monamagdalena duality of a woman 😉

benandbenmusic gimmick sa’n? where should we hangout?

monamagdalena i want some inasal :)

benandbenmusic bet, meet u at the nearest mang inasal then 🫶

carlossainzjr y u so pretty cariño? liked by monamagdalena

carlossainzjr posted a story !!!

this story in unavailable

[translation: my wife should just quit her day job and come travel with me]

[translation: there’s no one i would yearn for more than you, my lovely lady.]

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user1 ok but why doesn’t she give wag vibes? did she ever attend any of his race?

user2 she doesn’t seem to be like his type tbh. why does she have a huge fanbase?

user3 bestie they’re married- what more can they do?

user4 she’s hella gorgeous

user5 i didn’t even know who carlos was until now :’] magda really chose the perfect one 😭

user6 welcome to the pits of hell we call f1. ferrari’s at the deepest depth - carlos drives for ferrari

user7 y’all btches blind if you don’t see the heart eyes carlos is giving her

user8 he’s so in love i wish that were me

landonorris ok but i’m rooting for you two though 🥲 liked by carlossainzjr and monamagdalena

monamagdalena thanks, lando! i’m also rooting for us :)

monamagdalena you’re the best partner to have existed. mahal kita sobraaaaaa ❤️ i love you soooo much liked by carlossainzjr

carlossainzjr see you soon cariño ❤️

user8 she really said “colonizing his heart” 😭

user9 who cooks better though?

carlossainzjr her because she grew up with a single mother only and they always make the best cuisines - lena taught me how to cook most filipino dishes

monamagdalena most filipino dishes that NEED to be paired with rice 🥲 i get so lonely having to eat rice by myself at times

landonorris you should have me over so we can eat rice together

monamagdalena you betcha. i’ll be making you dinner like it’s a filipino birthday party lando!

user10 now THAT is the dream 😩 imagine being so sweet that you’d make your husband’s mate some roast pans full of filipino food and pull up the karaoke ughhh so mother of u

bonus !!!

translation

mahal / irog = terms of endearment, “love”

[zeb-z]

on a less serious side, bad and foolish having witnesses who are somewhat normal and regular to their usual strange and deranged antics is so hysterical. bad playing the role of kidnapped and felon this time around, letting himself get captured, pretending to be soooo guilty and talking like he’s actually gonna snitch. foolish doing it half for fun, half for show, because he knows cellbit is the killer already - he just needs nails for bad’s coffin because he’s gonna be the scapegoat, and he’s bored. if they were alone maybe they’d trade more intel - they’re on the same page but can’t exactly confirm nor allude to that with an audience, so it just devolves into their usual antics. meanwhile bagi is sweating and convinced bad is definitely about to spill everything she’s told him, falling for bad’s little ‘oh I’m so easily caught and convinced’ act harder than anyone else, trying to avoid bad’s arrest or worse, cellbit’s - while really what’s going on is bad and foolish’s homoerotic batshit insane cop and robber routine, where you’re not sure if someone’s getting arrested or if they’re about to make out. and aypierre is just there

[raisin-shell]

So I gotta question…. For the Bayverse turts considering they wear “pants”… we simply can not see what is or isn’t down there. So what I want to know is your opinion… what do you believe is down there? Give your vote and let me know in the comments. I’m thinking of changing my AU up a bit. In my AU, they have human like penises with balls. All their sexual organs are on the outside of the body and they shit like regular humans do. But, like I said… I may change this if convinced 😂 Also let’s note that Mikey actually farts in the first movie soooo it’s cannon they do have assholes. But then again regular turtles fart so.. 🤔 And also Bebop and Rocksteady confirm they have genitalia on the outside when they first get mutated… they look down their pants. Warthogs and rhinos junk doesn’t just hang out… they’re sheathed. They wouldn’t be able to physically see their penises if they weren’t human like. But then again they started out as human where the boys were mutated from animals… it’s loaded subject

[soullessjack]

I am sooo sad that they stopped doing clever disguises for cases in later spn. Every day they’re regular civilians or feds. I need the priests and yoga instructors and psych ward patients again!!!!!!! I need them to be in situations!!!!! All of their cases are soooo boring and lame and contained where was the IMMERSION!! Where is the leadup to the monster and the twist and the detail and the creative insanity of it??? where is the PRESENCE!!!! Where are the stakes!!!!! Where are the left field episodes that intentionally feel out of place with the narrative and then directly tie into it later and leave the juiciest implications to be picked apart!!!!!! ? Where is the clashing of the normal world in such a funny way that they can bluntly tell the truth of their lives to be admitted to a ward. Where is the communicating something you don’t entirely remember through a silly game. Where are the lasting effects of what they go through!!! Where is the CINEMA.! If there is one thing I could ask for from the prequel it is this. . I need those beasts to be in actual situations again.

[starsandhughes]

Penalty Box Series— Preseason Edition (Quinn Hughes Edition)

23-24 Season Masterlist

next: two

tw for trevor’s unemployment

my shoulder check showcase post was referenced! check it out if you haven’t <3

SEPTEMBER 27, 2023

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yourusername WELCOME BACK, SISSY (and hockey) FANS! my best friend, CAPTAIN QUINN HUGHES played his first preseason game tonight and he sure made an impression!

firstly, he got the third penalty of the game and first penalty for the canucks in the first period! it was for holding against hyman of the oilers, and to say i was laughing was an understatement. that was top notch comedy, bestie, thank you sm for keeping me employed

and secondly, QUINN SCORED!!! he got his first (preseason) goal as a captain, AND the first goal of the game during the second period! it was a power play goal, and leon draisaitl (he’s shown in the last pic of this post) was the criminal that made it so! shoutout to him!

i’m sorry you didn’t win, but you played a beautiful 24:10 minutes (most for the canucks, third most overall) and almost won the overtime race against leon’s boy toy, mcdavid!

and lastly, i want to address mine and quinn’s son cole! he got his second penalty of the preseason 3 minutes and 23 seconds after his father! and they both looked dead inside <3 like father, like son! (ps shoutout to petey for also getting a penalty!) (there were ten total penalties!)

you put your whole butts into this game, boys! mwah! you’ll get them next time for the season opener! i love you all!

and i extra love my best friend🩵

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_quinnhughes i have not missed this

yourusername don’t be silly! of course you have! you love it and me!

_quinnhughes i do love you! just not… i could live without the embarrassing screenshots

yourusername so don’t be embarrassing??? this sounds like a captain best friend problem

_quinnhughes you halfway credited my goal to draisaitl? and called mcdavid his boy toy? @.trevorzegras what did you let happen this summer?

trevorzegras @_quinnhughes she got bored

yourusername @_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras they’re my heroes

jackhughes @/yourusername stop… stop typing

user4 OH WE ARE SOOOO BACK

user73 AHHH!! YOU’RE BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER

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colemcward @_quinnhughes what do i do?

_quinnhughes @/colemcward act like she’s normal

colemcward @/yourusername i love you, too, mom! and miss you! thanks for the support! i think

yourusername @/colemcward aw i miss you, too, son! i’ll see you soon, i promise <3

yourusername @_quinnhughes i will fight to the death with you

trevorzegras @/yourusername you are not close enough to casually get on a flight to vancouver right now so don’t you dare

yourusername @/trevorzegras and who’s fault is that?

trevorzegras @/yourusername technically, not mine

yourusername @/trevorzegras it’s tough being the breadwinner right now… but it is a burden i must carry

_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras ““i’m sorry about your life” -sissy” -me

trevorzegras @_quinnhughes maybe i will put her on a plane

user16 THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE HAS RETURNED! oh, and quinn has, too!

jackhughes @_quinnhughes gordy howe hatty when?

yourusername @/jackhughes @_quinnhughes @.lhughes_06 @/colecaufield @/jamie.drysdale @_alexturcotte @/slknight35 @.matthew_tkachuk gordy howe hatty when?

jackhughes @/yourusername i am an angel

yourusername @/jackhughes you’re quite literally a devil

trevorzegras @/yourusername why wasn’t i included?

yourusername @/trevorzegras aww, baby! it��s so cute to think you could fight! i’ll leave yours up to stromer

trevorzegras @/yourusername your favoritism towards stromer is going too far at this point

yourusername @/trevorzegras but daddy, i love him!

jackhughes @/yourusername i’m begging you again to stop typing

_quinnhughes @/jackhughes @/yourusername can i get a regular hatty first?

jackhughes @_quinnhughes no

yourusername @_quinnhughes idc which comes first but i’d like them both pls and ty

slknight35 @/yourusername i’m a goalie?

yourusername @/slknight35 and? you had an assist last season, ullmark scored an empty netter last season (sorry quinny), and goalie fights happen! you’d become a national treasure. you’d steal matty’s title as king of the rats

_quinnhughes @/slknight35 don’t listen to her

matthew_tkachuk @/slknight35 don’t listen to her. i got it.

yourusername @/matthew_tkachuk MY RAT! I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU! my first love🥰

trevorzegras @/yourusername 5 minute major for hurting my feelings. get in the bathroom.

yourusername @/trevorzegras i deserve that

jamie.drysdale @/yourusername if i get a goal and an assist first, i’ll see what i can do

yourusername @/jamie.drysdale this is why you’re my favorite ex husband❤️

jamie.drysdale @/yourusername i try my best (suck it @/jackhughes)

colecaufield @_alexturcotte and i haven’t gotten into a fight??? and you want us to full send???

_alexturcotte @/colecaufield you know damn well what she’s about to say

yourusername @/colecaufield @_alexturcotte sounds like you two don’t love me anymore

_alexturcotte there’s our girl

colecaufield @/trevorzegras add 2 minutes for embellishment

trevorzegras @/colecaufield yes sirrr

lhughes_06 @/yourusername i haven’t even gotten an nhl penalty

yourusername @/lhughes_06 i’ve got big bucks on your first one being puck over the glass

jackhughes @/lhughes_06 i’m rooting for you

_quinnhughes @/yourusername @/jackhughes WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT GAMBLING?

yourusername @_quinnhughes ““to not to” -mator” -me

user61 i’m begging the universe that sissy posts get to keep happening😭

user44 using this as a sign that *you know what* will happen🕯️🔮

trevorzegras @_quinnhughes thank you

_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras die

yourusername @_quinnhughes you’re literally going to marry us please don’t wish death upon him

_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras fall down a flight of stairs

yourusername @_quinnhughes yeah okay

trevorzegras @_quinnhughes uno reverse

jackhughes @/yourusername they might be worse than us

yourusername @/jackhughes they wish

lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes beautiful debut as a captain! i’m so proud to be your brother!

_quinnhughes i feel like you’re mocking me

lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes i would never

yourusername @_quinnhughes idc if he meant it or not, I’M proud to be your sister💙

_quinnhughes @/yourusername that’s the nicest thing you’ve said this whole post aw (i’m proud to call you my sister) (you too luke)

jackhughes @_quinnhughes you’re proud to call lukey your sister? low blow

lhughes_06 @_quinnhughes all i’ve done is figuratively look up to you my whole life!

_quinnhughes @/jackhughes @/lhughes_06 i’m disowning you both

yourusername @/jackhughes @/lhughes_06 suck it, lucifers

[harrysfolklore]

Maybe Chailee Son?

here’s a blurb about the asia shows <3 didn’t include tokyo bc it will have its own blurb 💕

if you want exclusive blurbs and tropes SUBSCRIBE TO MY PATREON

ask me anything | masterlist | likes and reblogs are appreciated !

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yourinstagram love on tour is a forever thing

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harryfan1 omg such a slayyy

pillowpersonpp My bestie 😍

↳ yourinstagram i miss you so much mother sarah

harryfan2 why does she have the coolest exclusive merch spare some

↳ harryfan1 maybe bc she’s dating the headliner of the tour

harryfan3 are you excited for the asia shows?

↳ yourinstagram Y E S

harrystyles Money is fake. Love On Tour is forever x

↳ harryfan2 PLEASEEE

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harryupdates Harry with a fan in Bangkok recently !

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harryfan1 OMGGG HES HERE

harryfan2 my babyyyy

harryfan3 i can’t wait for the show

harryfan4 AHHHH

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yourinstagram is my outfit game still going strong? bangkok tonight 🃏

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harryfan1 she’s soooo iconic

gemmastyles 😍😍😍

harryfan2 im definitely not jelous

harrystyles Your outfit game is better than mine

↳ harry_lambert Word.

↳ harryfan2 I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

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harrystyles Love On Tour. Bangkok. March, 2023.

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harryfan1 MY LOOOVEEEE

lizzobeeating ❤️

harryfan2 don’t you ever leave

yourinstagram you look like a puppy

yourinstagram cutest puppy 🥹

↳ harryfan2 im just like her bc i simp over harry too the only difference is that she’s actually dating him

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harryupdates Harry in Manila recently, he declined pictures with fans because he was trying to grab lunch with YN!

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harryfan1 my baby

harryfan2 omfg don’t disturb him

harryfan3 respect their privacyyy

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yourinstagram lunch dates with my flower boy 🥰 💐

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harryfan1 STOOOOOP

annetwist I miss you babies ❤️

↳ yourinstagram we miss you too 🥲

harryfan2 i want harry to take me out on a lunch date and buy me flowers too stop

harrystyles I was on my way to buy some flowers for you x

↳ harryfan3 bless him for quoting his own songs

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harrystyles Love On Tour. Manila. March, 2023.

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harryfan1 BABYYY

annetwist ❤️

yourinstagram the babygirl-ism is through the roof right now

↳ harryfan2 her comments are always the best

harry_lambert Angel

harryfan3 i love manilarry so much

YN’S INSTA STORIES

HARRY’S INSTA STORIES

//

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harrystyles Love On Tour. Singapore. March, 2023.

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harryfan1 BUUUBBB

paulithepsm ❤️

harryfan2 i miss you already

yourinstagram thumbs up for a late night snack ?

↳ harrystyles I’m in x

↳ harryfan3 I LOOOVE THEM

annetwist My boy 🥰

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harrysdaylight WE MET HARRY IN SEOUL TODAY!! baby said he’s nervous bc yn’s parents are coming to the show tonight 🥹

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harryfan1 NO WAYYYY

harryfan2 i can’t i want to kiss him

harryfan3 BUBBB

harryfan4 my heart can’t take this

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harryupdates Harry just gave a shout out to YN’s parents who are in the audience tonight! He said they’re “the most amazing human beings” 🥹

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harryfan1 AHHHH

harryfan2 my bub 🥺

harryfan3 crying over him loving her parents

harryfan4 it’s getting real you guys

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yourinstagram she’s not a regular mom she’s a cool mom, and she’s a harrie

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harryfan1 AWEEEE

annetwist Beauties 😍

harryfan2 crying over the families bonding

harrystyles She’s my bestie actually

↳ yourinstagram i know i know

↳ harryfan3 STOOOOOPP

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harrystyles Love On Tour. Seoul. March, 2023.

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harryfan1 BABYYY

harris_reed the ultimate can can girl

gemmastyles ❤️

yourinstagram frogrry 🥹

↳ harryfan2 she knows the harrie language

harryfan3 DONT LEAVEEE

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[wendytestabrat]

kyle is an arrogant know-it-all

i swear there are are sooooo many moments in the show where like cartman tells the guys abt something or some shit and then kyle’s smug ass ALWAYS has to fucking correct him abt it or act all skeptical and start arguing for no fucking reason. it’s moments like those where i totally feel for cartman on why he finds kyle annoying af and thinks kyle is always out to get him LOL. bc A LOT of those moments cartman is telling the truth and talking abt something that’s legitimately happening and then kyle always has to be like “no way” or “you’re lying” EVEN WHEN CARTMAN IS RIGHT ABT SHIT. and in a lot of those moments cartman isn’t even talking to kyle, he’s telling the other characters something and then kyle butts in and makes it all about him LOL. like that’s arrogant AF to always feel like you’re right and have to insert your unwarranted input even when you’re deadass WRONG. i’m an arrogant know-it-all too (i mean i’m a leo i can’t help it LOL) and correct people A LOT but i only do that shit when i know for a fact that what someone is saying is wrong or not true & the stupidity is making my head explode and i have the facts & receipts to back it up. people who just correct you just to correct you are the most annoying bitches ever bc i’ve been around soooo many people like that. i’ll be saying something that I KNOW FOR A FACT IS TRUE, and i’m not even trying to start an argument, i’m just talking about something and then some bitch feels like he/she needs to discredit what i’m saying for no fucking reason even when the shit they’re ‘correcting’ me about is flat out not true LOL. like it’s such a clownish thing to do when people feel the need to do that shit. what that tells me is they’re insecure af and threatened by my intelligence so much that they feel like they need to undercut me over the most trivial things that they have 0 knowledge on and haven’t done any research about. kyle def is right in a lot of these moments and is legitimately calling cartman out on something he’s being stupid abt or making up, but the fact that there are soooo many moments where kyle is WRONG and cartman turned out to be right, but he STILL feels like he has to undercut everything cartman says rlly shows how jealous of cartman and insecure he is. like kyle should know by now that cartman does have a lot of valuable insights to share and comes up with fun ideas and shit even if cartman SOMETIMES turns out to be making shit up or doing something dumb. i think the best example of kyle’s obnoxious arrogant know-it-all attitude was when he was sooo damn sure he was right abt leprechauns not being real and even when kyle fucking LOST the bet he couldn’t just admit he was wrong and still kept trying to justify why leprechauns can’t exist (and wouldn’t suck cartman’s balls LOL). kyle was rlly being the dumbass in that episode, not cartman. and with all the crazy shit he encounters in south park shouldn’t he be more open-minded that there can indeed be leprechauns and cartman is telling the truth? this is the same kid that has encountered jesus on a regular basis even tho he’s jewish LOL.

[bugs1nmybrain]

First of all, love your writing! I especially love reading your headcanons 😁

Would it be alright to ask for headcanons on how Stein would be with a S/O that’s chronically ill/has a weak immune system? Like winters for them are hell because they know they’re gonna catch a cold come September and coughing fits, doctors visits and medication refills are just apart of their daily routine(may or may not be speaking from experience TTwTT)

🤍⚡️Franken Stein (Soul Eater) x Immuno-compromised Reader 🔩 🩺

I haven't written for Stein in forever!!! I hope I write this with sensitivity! I'll research a bit on it to make sure I write this as accurate as I can.

Warnings: Gender neutral reader, sfw, chronically ill reader, not proofread yet

Mister Doctor man is on the case!

If you don't tell him upfront that you have a weak immune system, he'll notice quick that you seem to be constantly under the weather

Will pry about it, and ask you if this is regular for you

When you tell him that you're chronically ill, it isn't a surprise. He'll help

Stein is proficient in most areas of medical care, so he'll make sure your medications are constantly available to you and even offer to be your personal domestic doctor. You'll tell him it's a conflict of interest as a joke, but he insists

He knows how to make sure you're as comfortable as you can be, making sure you're properly nourished and getting meals that incorporate a proper amount of vitamins

It isn't exactly a cure, but it helps

If you're feel especially sick, he encourages rest. If you need doctors' notes for work or college or the like, he's on it.

He doesn't treat you like you're made of glass or anything because he knows better, but he's definitely vigilant of your symptoms and reminds you to make sure you're taking your medicine and taking it easy if you're having a hard time

Coughing fits don't gross him out and he'll be there to help you feel better however he can

Will hound on treatment regimens

He'll try soooo hard not to ask if he can dissect you

Ofc will remind you to wash your hands regularly, but he knows you're already aware of that. His reminders are more his way of telling you he cares about your wellbeing and that he loves you (don't let him convince you that he doesn't)

If you need someone by your side when you're bedridden, he's there. Even if he has to take off time from work, he will, and don't feel guilty for it. He'll sit beside you and have the silliest conversations with you, whether they are theoretical or just casual talk. If you win him over he'll snuggle, but this man is TALL so get yourself a big bed, okay?

He will try to keep his smoke out of your face so that it doesn't stuff you up

He's here to help you to the best of his abilities. He can only imagine how hard it is, but he's a smart guy. He'll take care to make sure you're as healthy as possible.

[katiesbowlcut]

VICTORIA NEUMAN X ASSISTANT!READER

format: blurb

warnings: nsfw content at the end

word count: 700+

not proofread! y/n used!

- the second you came in for your interview she pretty much decided she was hiring you LMAO

- now i’m not saying she only hired you because of her crush, because your resume genuinely caught her eye, but i’m also not saying it had nothing to do with it 🤷‍♀️

- she definitely asks you to do things she could easily do just as an excuse to see you

- “y/n! can you come here please?”

- “can you pick up this pen i dropped please? i’ve got suchhh a bad back” she’s so dramatic i love her

- you honestly think she’s just being a bitch and she’s messing with you

- that is until one day she comes to you in the morning, saying today she only has one task for you

- “will you eat lunch with me?” and she has the dorkiest smile of all time on her face

- lunch together becomes a regular thing, going from talking about your favourite tv shows to her telling you about her daughter zoe

- she’s so sad when you eventually tell her you thought she was just like every person you’ve ever worked for, just messing with you for the fun of it

- “no no never! i could never do that, especially not to you” OOOOOO it’s blush city for you both

- things are going great! you love your job. that is until something changes, and victoria randomly stops asking you to do things for her

- i mean you’re her assistant, shouldn’t you be getting her coffee? shouldn’t you be organising her files? shouldn’t you be having lunch with her and not hughie?

- to say this has you down is an understatement, you can’t seem to understand why she has randomly shut you out

- it’s not like she’s not speaking to you, she’s still asking you to do things but they’re all tasks that require you to be away from her. you haven’t even been in her office for nearly two weeks now

- after your hurt builds and builds, you can’t hold it in anymore. you storm into her office demanding to know why she’s avoiding you

- she plays it dumb at first but she knows what she’s been doing so she fesses up

- “fuck… i’m sorry, so sorry. it’s not you i promise, it’s me. i- i like you, okay? like a lot and i know it sounds stupid and i know it’s sooo inappropriate because you’re my assist-“ SILENCED BY A KISS WOOOO

- you’re discrete about it at first, sneaking around and making out in the bathroom stalls like you’re high schoolers

- her bringing you lunch everyday<3

- she so leaves post-it notes on her desk with cute lil messages whenever she has to leave for meetings because it’s where she tells you to just relax

- you don’t bother asking why you’re not allowed to meetings that involve voughts CEO, it’s probably just a confidentiality thing right?

- a bit random but whenever you’re standing talking to somebody i feel like she’d just squeeze your butt?

- canon she’s a butt squeezer

- you don’t fight much but oh boy is your schedule full when you do

- she gives you the stupidest tasks she can think of LMAO

- “can you walk someone’s dog please?” “someone’s dog?” “yeah, just go around asking who has a dog that needs walking” “are you being serious, vic?” “yes i most definitely am, it would help me soooo much you have no idea!”

- I LOVE HER SO MUCHHH

- dating your boss can be annoying at times, but you wouldn’t trade it for the world <3

NSFW TIMEEEE

- officesex!officesex!officesex!

- this honestly deserves its own blurb if i'm being honest

- i feel like she's already dominant in bed anyways but because she’s your boss it’s elevated TO THE MAX.

- “i have one really special task for you today, so listen closely”

- you can barely stay stood up with how weak your knees go (real)

- “i need you to be a good girl for me, how does that sound? you think you can do that for me?” in her husky voice im DECEASED

- one time she cleared her desk by pushing everything on the floor, she immediately regretted it when she realised she had broken almost everything

- “i always see people do it in movies and this doesn’t happen” she’s so upset while she’s picking up a broken picture of you both on the beach

- she’s so silly

- she definitely buys you lingerie to wear underneath your work clothes 🤭

- the amount of flirty texts she sends you during the day just to watch you blush uncontrollably is concerning (when is it my turn)

a/n: requests are always open, hope you enjoyed :)

[findafight]

I haven’t finished the series yet (I keep having to tap out because the writers keep referring back to episodes that they think they’ve written rather episodes that I actually watched), but I think the big disconnect between their writers and the audience have with regard to Steve is that the show *insists* on treating Steve’s character development as if it’s a “Redemption Arc”, when it is in fact a fairly standard coming-of-age story.

He starts season one coasting through an almost cookie-cutter existence, moulded by the people that he hangs out with. By season four, he’s the lone jock in a group of nerds and geeks of all stripes (Lucas is getting in there though) and has found his soulmate in a weird theatre kid (whose love life he’s arguably more invested in than his own). He has his own tastes and interests, but he’s open to those of his friends as well. He’s the unofficial “adult” of the group and has a leadership position, not because an adult has left him in charge, but because again and again he chooses to take responsibility for The Party’s safety.

[Side note - the way Steve chooses over and over to take responsibility, above and beyond what was asked of him, leading to him being more comfortable in his own skin and sure of who he is VS Jonathan having responsibility thrust upon him at such a formative age that he starts to experience an identity crisis in season four as they’re stripped away from him.

Just. Why didn’t these two have more of a relationship onscreen? Why does this show do so *little* to explore how Jonathan feels about his parentification? Or the ways in which this has hurt him over the years? W H Y ?]

As you’ve pointed out elsewhere(?), the worst of Steve’s actions in season one are the result of him lashing out in anger. But he’s shown to regret these actions, and takes ownership and responsibility of them in a way that feels genuine. Jon and Nancy aren’t there to see him help clean up the graffiti; he didn’t know that Nancy was there when he went to apologise to Jonathan; as far as we know Jonathan still doesn’t know that Steve is the one who replaced his camera.

They didn’t write a stock Stephen King bully - they wrote a male, messier version of Cher Horowitz.

yes! all of this!!

Steve's just a guy who was sort of a shitty teenager but then made the conscious choice to Do Better. He just wanted to apologize! Make things right! and that seemed to lead into making sure his town isn't infested by monsters and that a group of annoying thirteen year olds don't die also doing that. And yet they try to tell us he was a giant mean bully.

honestly I'm going to put the lack of character interaction and development (especially with a cast of the size Stranger things has) on Netflix. If they could have a regular season or even a 12-15 episode season a lot of the inconsistencies and dropped character elements and explore dynamics way more.

Jonathan being thrust into responsibility when Steve actively chose it!!! makes me scream!!! Jonathan needing to figure out who he is, but at the same time not wanting to and avoiding it, while Steve had to figure that out before. Steve might be a bit directionless, but he knows who he is. Jonathan at least thinks he knows what he wants at first but he doesn't know who he is outside of his family. Especially now that Will is growing up and not needing him the same way as before. I think him and steve interacting would be so interesting and i WISH they let us see something other than animosity or ignoring each other. They've got similarities but are soooo different. Just. AHHHhh many thoughtssss